LOLOLOL HOBBIT IN SLAG
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2005-09-16 16:29:54
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##typical hobbit in slag once they get shredded they run safe right? WRONG!

![ S>Hall of Murals
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
The Guardian is standing here, watching the treasures.
Exits: [south], up.
Burdin has arrived from above.
You feel bolder.

o[ S>Narrow Opening
Exits: north, down.
*Sniffles the Fallohid Hobbit* has arrived from the north.

![ S>
Burdin has arrived from below.

![ S>Burdin pounds *Sniffles the Fallohid Hobbit*'s right hand extremely hard.
shoot hobbit

*Sniffles the Fallohid Hobbit* pounds Burdin's body very hard.

*Sniffles the Fallohid Hobbit* swiftly dodges your attempt to shoot him.

![ S>shoot hobbit
*Sniffles the Fallohid Hobbit* panics, and attempts to flee.
*Sniffles the Fallohid Hobbit* leaves down.
Your victim has disappeared!

![ S>
*Sniffles the Fallohid Hobbit* has arrived from below.

![ S>shoot hobbit

*Sniffles the Fallohid Hobbit* leaves north.
Your victim has disappeared!

![ S>
Burdin leaves north.
*Sniffles the Fallohid Hobbit* has arrived from the north.

![ S>shoot hobbit

*Sniffles the Fallohid Hobbit* leaves north.
Your victim has disappeared!
Midst of a Quarry
An orc slavemaster is here, looking for someone to abuse.
An elven slave is standing here.
An elven slave is standing here.
*Sniffles the Fallohid Hobbit* is standing here.
Exits: south, west.

![ S>
*Sniffles the Fallohid Hobbit* leaves west.

o[ S>shoot hobbit
Shoot whom?

![ S>
*Sniffles the Fallohid Hobbit* has arrived from the west.

![ S>
Burdin has arrived from the west.
*Sniffles the Fallohid Hobbit* leaves south.

![ S>Burdin leaves south.
With effort, you climb the steep and narrow ledge.
Quarry Overlook
Exits: north, east.

o[ S>shoot hobbit
Shoot whom?

o[ S>Midst of a Quarry
An orc slavemaster is here, looking for someone to abuse.
An elven slave is standing here.
An elven slave is standing here.
Exits: south, west.

o[ S>shoot hobbit
Shoot whom?

o[ S>Narrow Opening
A large arrow lies on the ground.
*Sniffles the Fallohid Hobbit* is here, fighting Burdin.
Burdin is here, fighting *Sniffles the Fallohid Hobbit*.
Exits: north, down.

![ S>shoot hobbit

Burdin sends *Sniffles the Fallohid Hobbit* sprawling with a powerful bash.

Burdin begins some strange incantations...

You shoot *Sniffles the Fallohid Hobbit*'s body extremely hard and shatter it.

![ S>shoot hobbit

*a Dwarf* has arrived from the north.

Alas! There was no clear line of sight to him!

![ S>*a Dwarf* strongly pounds Burdin's left arm.
shoot hobbit
Burdin begins some strange incantations...

You lightly shoot *Sniffles the Fallohid Hobbit*'s left arm and tickle it.

![ S>shoot hobbit

Burdin utters the word 'pabraw'
Burdin raises his voice and ancient powers make *Sniffles the Fallohid Hobbit*
twist in pain.
You shoot *Sniffles the Fallohid Hobbit*'s right leg hard and shatter it.

![ S>shoot hobbit
*a Dwarf* sends Burdin sprawling with a powerful bash.

*a Dwarf* begins some strange incantations...

Alas! There was no clear line of sight to him!
*Rael the Fallohid Hobbit* leaves his hiding place.
*Rael the Fallohid Hobbit* strongly pierces Burdin's body.

![ S>shoot hobbit

*Sniffles the Fallohid Hobbit* seems to have recovered his senses.

*Sniffles the Fallohid Hobbit* pounds Burdin's right leg extremely hard and
shatters it.

*Sniffles the Fallohid Hobbit* panics, and attempts to flee.

You shoot *Sniffles the Fallohid Hobbit*'s body hard and shatter it.
*a Dwarf* utters the words 'eugszr zzur'
*a Dwarf* cries 'Elbereth Gilthoniel' and makes Burdin shiver in pain.

![ S>shoot hobbit
*a Dwarf* begins some strange incantations...
*Rael the Fallohid Hobbit* barely pierces Burdin's right arm and tickles it.
Burdin panics, and attempts to flee.
Burdin seems to have recovered his senses.
Burdin leaves north.

*a Dwarf* begins some strange incantations...

You strongly shoot *Sniffles the Fallohid Hobbit*'s left arm and shatter it.

![ S *Sniffles the Fallohid Hobbit*:Awful>shoot hobbit

Burdin has arrived from the north.
You strongly shoot *Sniffles the Fallohid Hobbit*'s left leg and shatter it.
*Sniffles the Fallohid Hobbit* is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not
aided.

![ S *Sniffles the Fallohid Hobbit*:Dying>Burdin leaves down.
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

![ S *Sniffles the Fallohid Hobbit*:Dying>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

![ S *Sniffles the Fallohid Hobbit*:Dying>shoot hobbit
*a Dwarf* joins *Sniffles the Fallohid Hobbit*'s fight.

*a Dwarf* pounds your right arm extremely hard.
Aye! 
You cannot concentrate any more...

![ S HP:Fine *Sniffles the Fallohid Hobbit*:Dying>
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

![ S HP:Fine *Sniffles the Fallohid Hobbit*:Dying>
Burdin has arrived from below.

![ S HP:Fine *Sniffles the Fallohid Hobbit*:Dying>
You flee head over heels.
Midst of a Quarry
An orc slavemaster is here, looking for someone to abuse.
An elven slave is standing here.
An elven slave is standing here.
Exits: south, west.

o[ S HP:Fine>
You don't see a corpse to get things from.

o[ S HP:Fine>
Burdin has arrived from the south.

o[ S HP:Fine>
You don't see a corpse to get things from.

o[ S HP:Fine>Narrow Opening
A large arrow lies on the ground.
*Sniffles the Fallohid Hobbit* is lying here, incapacitated.
*a Dwarf* is standing here.
*Rael the Fallohid Hobbit* is standing here.
Exits: north, down.

![ S HP:Fine>
Burdin has arrived from the north.

![ S HP:Fine>
Burdin leaves down.

![ S HP:Fine>They aren't here.

![ S HP:Fine>
*Rael the Fallohid Hobbit* pierces your body very hard.

![ S HP:Fine *Rael the Fallohid Hobbit*:Healthy>
You flee head over heels.
Hall of Murals
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
The Guardian is standing here, watching the treasures.
Burdin is standing here.
Exits: [south], up.

o[ S HP:Fine>They aren't here.

o[ S HP:Fine>Narrow Opening
A large arrow lies on the ground.
*Sniffles the Fallohid Hobbit* is lying here, incapacitated.
*a Dwarf* is standing here.
Exits: north, down.
You have found *Rael the Fallohid Hobbit*!

![ S HP:Fine>Burdin has arrived from below.
You are too afraid.

![ S HP:Fine>
Burdin pounds *Sniffles the Fallohid Hobbit*'s right foot extremely hard and
shatters it.
Your blood freezes as you hear *Sniffles the Fallohid Hobbit*'s death cry.
*Sniffles the Fallohid Hobbit* has drawn his last breath! R.I.P.

![ S HP:Fine>
Burdin leaves down.

##The end!
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Unknown2005-09-16 17:28:11
a tour de force...this log has everything - love, laughter, death and betrayal.2 thumbs up from me!Russel Crowe's performance as Sniffles is oscar worthy btw.
burdin2005-09-16 18:53:20
5 log star coz they didnt cure him :) sorry i couldnt group ya, u were olredy in other group
Unknown2005-09-16 22:55:57
Funny log. I guess they were too busy spamming 'k *orc*'.
Unknown2005-09-18 04:57:23
"Sniffles"? What the fuck...? Yeah, keep on role-playing!
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