im so bored i could fuck a cow, so here's a log
for you folks.


Balin's Tomb
The corpse of a dwarf is lying on a well.
Gandalf is standing here. (glowing)
Aragorn is standing here.
Legolas is standing here.
Gimli is standing here.
Boromir is standing here.
Pippin is standing here.
Sam is standing here.
Frodo is standing here.
Exits: (east)

Pippin touches the corpse of a dwarf.

The corpse of a dwarf falls into the well and sends clattering noises in the well.

Gandalf says 'Fool of a Took! Throw yourself in next time and rid us of your stupidity!'

BOOM-DOOM BOOM-DOOM
The walls seem to tremble as loud drumbeats echo through the corridors.

Frodo's sword starts to glow faintly.
Legolas says 'Orcs!'

Boromir steps up to the door.
Boromir swiftly dodge's someone's attempt to shoot him.

Boromir says 'They have a cave troll!'

Balin's Tomb
Gandalf is standing here. (glowing)
Aragorn is standing here.
Legolas is standing here.
Gimli is standing here.
Boromir is standing here.
Pippin is standing here.
Sam is standing here.
Frodo is standing here.
Exits: (east)

Gandalf closes the door.
Gandalf utters the words 'block door'
The door to the east seems to blur for a while.

The door is being bashed from the other side.
The will of Gandalf resisted the breaking attempt.

The door is being bashed from the other side.
The door is being bashed from the other side.
Legolas shoots at the door.
Your blood freezes as you hear a death cry from the east.

The door is being bashed from the other side.
Aragorn shoots the door.
Your blood freezes as you hear a death cry from the east.

The door to the east suddenly shatters.
A great black orc has arrived from the east.
A darkened orc has arrived from the east.
A darkened orc has arrived from the east.
A darkened orc has arrived from the east.
A darkened orc has arrived from the east.
A dark orkish archer has arrived from the east.
A dark orkish archer has arrived from the east.
A great black orc has arrived from the east.
A darkened orc has arrived from the east.
A darkened orc has arrived from the east.
A darkened orc has arrived from the east.
A dark orkish archer has arrived from the east.
A dark orkish archer has arrived from the east.
A dark orkish archer has arrived from the east.
A dark orkish archer has arrived from the east.
A cave troll has arrived from the east.
A great black orc yells 'Argh! Intruders!'
A great black orc yells 'Argh! Intruders!'

A cave troll grabs Frodo.
Frodo says 'Help!'
Aragorn gets a longspear.
Aragorn stops using a Dunadan blade.
Aragorn awkwardly draws a longspear.
Aragorn heroically rescues Frodo.
Aragorn stabs a cave troll's stomach.

A cave troll hits Aragorn's body extremely hard and sends him flying.
A cave troll gets a longspear.

A cave troll fails to stab Frodo.
Frodo pretends to die.
Frodo is incapacitated and will slowly die if nota ided.

Sam says 'FRODO!'

O!> ride troll
You are now riding a cave troll.
Pippin rides a cave troll.
Pippin lightly pierces a cave troll's head and tickles it.
O!> k troll
You lightly slash a cave troll's head and tickle it.
A cave troll sends you sprawling to the ground.
You are stunned, but will gain reconsciousness soon.

Legolas shoots a cave troll's head extremely hard and shatters it.
Pippin dismounts a cave troll and stops riding him.
Your blood freezes as you hear a cave troll's death cry.
A cave troll is dead! R.I.P.
Pippin is thrown on the ground.
Pippin is stunned but will gain reconsciousness soon.

Aragorn says 'Oh no!'
Frodo says 'Im all right, im not hurt.'

Gandalf says 'I think theres more to this hobbit than meets the eye!'
Frodo stops using a cloak.

O!> exa frodo
Frodo is standing here.
Frodo is in an excellent condition.
Frodo is using:
<wielded>       the Elven shortsword with a runic inscription
<worn on body>  a fine chain mail shirt
<worn on legs>  a pair of pants
<worn on feet>  a lot of hair
<worn on neck>  the One Ring
<worn as belt>  a plain leather belt
<worn on belt>  a water skin

Gimli says 'Mithril!'

The walls seem to tremble as loud drumbeats echo through the corridors.
Frodo's sword starts to glow slightly.
Frodo wears a cloak about his body.

Gandalf says 'To the bridge of Khazad-dum!'

Gandalf leaves east.
Aragorn leaves east.
Legolas leaves east.
Gimli leaves east.
Boromir leaves east.
Frodo leaves east.
Sam leaves east.
You follow Gandalf.

Halls of Moria
A great black orc is here, eager for combat.
A dark orkish archer is aiming a vicious bow at you.
A dark-skinned orc, born of the tunnels, draws his weapon.
A dark-skinned orc, born of the tunnels, draws his weapon.
A dark-skinned orc, born of the tunnels, draws his weapon.
A dark-skinned orc, born of the tunnels, draws his weapon.
A dark-skinned orc, born of the tunnels, draws his weapon.
A dark-skinned orc, born of the tunnels, draws his weapon.
A dark-skinned orc, born of the tunnels, draws his weapon.
A dark-skinned orc, born of the tunnels, draws his weapon.
A dark-skinned orc, born of the tunnels, draws his weapon.
A dark orkish archer is aiming a vicious bow at you.
A dark orkish archer is aiming a vicious bow at you.
A dark orkish archer is aiming a vicious bow at you.
A dark orkish archer is aiming a vicious bow at you.
A dark orkish archer is aiming a vicious bow at you.
A dark orkish archer is aiming a vicious bow at you.
A dark-skinned orc, born of the tunnels, draws his weapon.
A dark-skinned orc, born of the tunnels, draws his weapon.
A great black orc is here, eager for combat.
A dark-skinned orc, born of the tunnels, draws his weapon.
A dark orkish archer is aiming a vicious bow at you.
A dark orkish archer is aiming a vicious bow at you.
A black uruk, armoured heavily, stands confidently here.
A black uruk, armoured heavily, stands confidently here.
A black uruk, armoured heavily, stands confidently here.
A black uruk, armoured heavily, stands confidently here.
A black uruk, armoured heavily, stands confidently here.
A black uruk, armoured heavily, stands confidently here.
A black uruk, armoured heavily, stands confidently here.
A black uruk, armoured heavily, stands confidently here.

Gandalf is standing here. (glowing) A black uruk, armoured heavily, stands confidently here.
Aragorn is standing here.           A black uruk, armoured heavily, stands confidently here.
Legolas is standing here.           A black uruk, armoured heavily, stands confidently here.
Gimli is standing here.             A black uruk, armoured heavily, stands confidently here.
Boromir is standing here.           A black uruk, armoured heavily, stands confidently here.
Pippin is standing here.            A black uruk, armoured heavily, stands confidently here.
Samwise is standing here.           A black uruk, armoured heavily, stands confidently here.
Frodo is standing here.             A black uruk, armoured heavily, stands confidently here.

A dark orkish archer is aiming a vicious bow at you.
A dark orkish archer is aiming a vicious bow at you.
A dark orkish archer is aiming a vicious bow at you.
A great black orc is here, eager for combat.
A dark-skinned orc, born of the tunnels, draws his weapon.
A dark-skinned orc, born of the tunnels, draws his weapon.
A dark-skinned orc, born of the tunnels, draws his weapon.
A great black orc is here, eager for combat.
A dark-skinned orc, born of the tunnels, draws his weapon.
A dark-skinned orc, born of the tunnels, draws his weapon.
A dark-skinned orc, born of the tunnels, draws his weapon.
A dark-skinned orc, born of the tunnels, draws his weapon.
A dark-skinned orc, born of the tunnels, draws his weapon.
A dark-skinned orc, born of the tunnels, draws his weapon.
A dark-skinned orc, born of the tunnels, draws his weapon.
A dark-skinned orc, born of the tunnels, draws his weapon.
A dark-skinned orc, born of the tunnels, draws his weapon.
A dark orkish archer is aiming a vicious bow at you.
A dark orkish archer is aiming a vicious bow at you.
A dark orkish archer is aiming a vicious bow at you.
A black uruk, armoured heavily, stands confidently here.
A black uruk, armoured heavily, stands confidently here.
A black uruk, armoured heavily, stands confidently here.
A black uruk, armoured heavily, stands confidently here.
A black uruk, armoured heavily, stands confidently here.
A black uruk, armoured heavily, stands confidently here.
A black uruk, armoured heavily, stands confidently here.
A black uruk, armoured heavily, stands confidently here.
Exits: north east south (west)

Suddenly, the earth starts to tremble.

A dark orkish archer panics, and attempts to flee.
A dark orkish archer panics, and attempts to flee.
A dark orkish archer leaves west.
A great black orc panics, and attempts to flee.
A great black orc leaves north.
A black uruk leaves south.
A black uruk leaves south.
A black uruk leaves south.
A black uruk leaves south.
A black uruk leaves south.
A black uruk leaves south.
A black uruk leaves south.
A black uruk leaves south.
A black uruk leaves south.
A black uruk leaves south.
You hear some very close noise to the south.
A black uruk panics, and attempts to flee.
A dark orkish archer leaves west.
A black uruk leaves east.
A black uruk leaves east.
A black uruk leaves east.
A black uruk leaves east.
A black uruk leaves east.
A black uruk leaves east.
A black uruk leaves east.
A black uruk leaves east.
A black uruk leaves east.
A black uruk leaves east.
A great, black orc leaves north.
A darkened orc, panics, and attempts to flee.
A darkened orc, panics, and attempts to flee.
A darkened orc, panics, and attempts to flee.
A darkened orc, panics, and attempts to flee.
A darkened orc, panics, and attempts to flee.
A darkened orc, panics, and attempts to flee.
A darkened orc leaves west.
A darkened orc leaves west.
A darkened orc leaves west.
A darkened orc leaves west.
A darkened orc leaves west.
A darkened orc leaves west.
A darkened orc leaves west.

Gandalf says 'The balrog! Demon of the ancient world, this foe is beyond any of you. Run!'

Gandalf leaves east.
Aragorn leaves east.
Legolas leaves east.
Gimli leaves east.
Boromir leaves east.
Frodo leaves east.
Sam leaves east.
You follow Gandalf.

Stairs
Gandalf is standing here. (glowing)
Aragorn is standing here.
Legolas is standing here.
Gimli is standing here.
Boromir is standing here.
Pippin is standing here.
Sam is standing here.
Frodo is standing here.
Exits: east west

The group leaps to the east.
The Bridge
Gandalf is standing here. (glowing)
Aragorn is standing here.
Legolas is standing here.
Gimli is standing here.
Boromir is standing here.
Pippin is standing here.
Sam is standing here.
Frodo is standing here.
Exits: east west

Gandalf says 'Aragorn, you must lead them out of here!'
Aragorn stops following Gandalf.
Legolas now follows Aragorn.
Gimli now follows Aragorn.
Boromir now follows Aragorn.
Pippin now follows Aragorn.
Sam now follows Aragorn.
Frodo now follows Aragorn.
O!> fol aragorn
You stop following Gandalf.
You follow Aragorn.

The Balrog has arrived from the west.
The Balrog growls menacingly.

Gandalf says '
You cannot pass!'

Frodo says 'Gandalf!
Gandalf utters the words 'colour spray'
Gandalf sprays the Balrog with many rays of concentrated, bright light.

Gandalf says 'I am the servant of the Secret fire, wielder of the flame
of Anor. The dark fire will not avail you! Flame of Udun!'
The Balrog tries to slash Gandalf, but he parries successfully.
The huge, flaming sword crumbles into dust.
The Balrog sniffs sadly.
The Balrog masterfully draws a black, many-tailed whip.

Gandalf says 'Go back to the shadow!'
Gandalf says '
You shall not pass!!!'
Gandalf utters the words 'harm'
The Balrog steps onto the bridge.
The Balrog falls down into an abyss.
Your blood freezes as you hear a death cry from below.

O! CW> t pippin fuck! he had the key to treasury!
Ok.

Someone whips Gandalf's legs extremely hard.
Gandalf falls down into an abyss.

Gandalf holds on to the bridge.
Frodo says 'Gandaaaalllf!'
Gandalf says 'Fly you fools!'
Gandalf falls down into an abyss.

Frodo says 'Nooooooooooooooooo!'