Does Unkown I want a tissue to wipe his ass? Unless he doesn't know how to wipe his ass. Then I would teach him how to wipe his ass. First I would give him a tissue to wipe his ass. Then I will teach him to wipe his ass. I will give him the first step to wipe his ass. Then I will give him the second step to wipe his ass. Then I will finish teaching him how to wipe his ass. Then he will wipe his ass.