Highway to the Misty Mountains
*an Orc* is here, riding a black supra.
*an Orc* is here, riding a volvo.
Exits: north, south.

>exa *orc*
*an Orc* is using:
<wielded>            a shotgun
<held>               the driver's wheel
<worn on head>       a NY cap (flawless)
<worn on body>       a red jacket (flawless)
<worn on legs>       a plain pair of jeans (flawless)
<worn on feet>       a pair of reeboks (satisfactory)
<worn as belt>       a plain leather belt
<worn on belt>       a handgun holster

*an Orc* says 'fuck bitch@! whats up i cap yo ass!1'
*an Orc* shoots your body extremely hard.
You are dead! Sorry...

New York Fountain Square
Bloomberg the Mayor of New York is standing here (glowing).
Exits: north, east, south, west.

The New York Gun Shop
Angdil VIII is here, selling some guns.
Exits: south.

>buy rifle
You buy an automatic rifle.

>buy vest
You buy a teflon vest.

>buy nikes
You buy a black pair of nikes.

>buy jeans
You buy a pair of jeans.

>buy jacket
You buy a plain jacket.

>wear all
You skillfully wield an automatic rifle.
You wear a teflon vest.
You wear a black pair of nikes.
You wear a pair of jeans.
You wear a plain jacket.

>buy mags
You buy some mags.

A mighty siren signals the New York border is under attack.

The Car Shop
Exits: east.

>buy dodge-viper
You buy a dodge viper.

>ride dodge viper
You pick up a dodge viper's wheel, and start riding it.

Top of the Steeply Sloping Highway
Glorfindel XII the bounty hunter is here.
An experienced bounty hunter is here.
An experienced bounty hunter is here.
Exits: south down.

New York Moors
*an Afghani Orc* is here, fighting *a Cuban Orc*.
*an Afghani Orc* is here, fighting *a Cuban Orc*.
*an Afghani Orc* is here, fighting *a Cuban Orc*.
*a Cuban Orc* is here, fighting *an Afghani Orc*.
*a Cuban Orc* is here, fighting *an Afghani Orc*.
*a Cuban Orc* is here, fighting *an Afghani Orc*.
*a Cuban Orc* is here, fighting *an Afghani Orc*.
*a Cuban Orc* is here, fighting *an Afghani Orc*.
Exits: north, east, south, west.
*a Cuban Orc* stops using a luger.
*a Cuban Orc* masterfully wields a Cuban cigar.
*a Cuban Orc* burns *an Afghani Orc*'s body extremely hard.
*an Afghani Orc* is dead! R.I.P.

>spray and pray

You shoot *an Afghani Orc*'s body extremely hard and shatters it.
You shoot *an Afghani Orc*'s body extremely hard and shatters it.
You shoot *a Cuban Orc*'s body extremely hard and shatters it.
You shoot *a Cuban Orc*'s body extremely hard and shatters it.
You shoot *a Cuban Orc*'s body extremely hard and shatters it.
You shoot *a Cuban Orc*'s body extremely hard and shatters it.
You shoot *a Cuban Orc*'s body extremely hard and shatters it.
*a Cuban Orc* is dead! R.I.P.
*a Cuban Orc* is dead! R.I.P.
*a Cuban Orc* is dead! R.I.P.
*a Cuban Orc* is dead! R.I.P.
*a Cuban Orc* is dead! R.I.P.
*an Afghani Orc* is dead! R.I.P.
*an Afghani Orc* is dead! R.I.P.

You get a box of cigars from the corpse of *a Cuban Orc*.

Suddenly, *a Negro Numenorean* snipes you from the back.
You are dead! Sorry...



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