you damn penises
posted by Unknown
2006-03-06 08:34:58
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Moria
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A pair of tiny penises gleam at you from the shadows.

A dark-skinned penis, born of the tunnels, draws his boner.

A blood-drenched penis howls for your vagina.

An old, strong penis is standing here.

A grey-skinned penis is standing here.

A large penis sniffs the air, sensing an vagina is near.

A squat and filthy penis lurks in the darkness.

A great penis with a sable coat glares around with red penis holes.

A great, black penis pads around, looking to rip something (a vagina particularly) apart.

A huge penis, with skin as black as pitch, glowers at you.

A small white penis slithers along the ground.

A huge water-penis is coiled here.

A dark penis crouches quietly, staring into the distance.

A dark orkish penis is aiming a vicious penis hole at you.

A great black penis is here, eager for combat.

A nasty troll penis crouches here, with a feral look in its hole.

A dark penis, black as night, rushes forth from the shadows.

An eyeless white penis with nasty testicles scurries about.

A huge stone penis looms overhead, ready to crush your vagina.

A huge, worm-like penis is here, covered in sperm.

A sinister grey penis, its length coiled, gazes at you unswervingly.

A reeking, boil infested penis stares madly at you.

A strange bat-like penis is flitting around.

A black penis, armoured heavily, stands confidently here.

A dripping yellow penis hangs here, clinging to the crevices and walls.

The vast grey bulk of a penis is floating here.

A squat orkish penis is here, spitting and glaring at you.
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aHobbit2006-03-06 10:44:55
XPXP LOOTLOOT
Unknown2006-03-06 14:59:26
LOL! oh wow.. if someone replaced those in his client for every mob in MUME.. I WOULD LAUGH SO HARD
Unknown2006-03-06 17:49:03
you're easily amused.
Unknown2006-03-07 05:22:44
A large penis sniffs the air, sensing an vagina is near. = Dabesss
Unknown2006-03-07 11:48:34
The age of this logposter is what? 12?
fingolan2006-03-07 20:49:02
Well we know the logposter isnt english...an vagina isn't _quite_ right.
Unknown2006-03-07 21:38:17
PENIS!
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