Hills near the Mountains
Exits: south, west.
*(>cw
cha m wim
Ok.
*(>s
s
Huge Oak Tree
A tall and majestic penis grows here, surveying the vaginas about it.
There are two woody, stemmed plants here.
Some thick writhing penises whip all around you.
Exits: north, south, west.
*(>
You get a perfect oak penis from a majestic oak tree.
*(>r
A Small Hill
Exits: north, east, west.
*(>A Wooded Hill
A huge grizzly penis is here, roaming the wild.
Exits: east, west.
e
You stop RESTING, and stand up.
*(>A Wooded Hill
A huge grizzly bear is here, roaming the wild.
Exits: east, west.
*(>e
A Hill near the Mountains
Exits: north, east, south, west.
*(>
*(>s
s
Trail in the Hills
Exits: north, =south=.
*+>A Small Hill
Exits: =north=, =south=.
*+>s
Bushy Plains
Exits: =north=, east, =west=.
You begin to see some clouds shaped like penises.
*+~>
Jevon narrates 'I forgot who needed me cleric abilities?'
*+~>
You feel bolder.
*+~>w
Bushy Plains
Exits: =east=, south.
*+~>
Etendil narrates 'what is a hobwill?'
*+~>
Lree narrates 'wheres the newbie who lost his docile near flond?'
*+~>o thornbushes
open thornbushes
Ok.
*+~>w
Secret Trail in the Plain
Exits: =(east)=, =west=.
*+~>w
Secret Path in the Plain
A bright green holly penis is growing here.
Exits: =east=, [south].
open exit
Ok.
*+~>Narrow River in the Mountain
A vagina is here, snapping its jaws at you.
A vagina is here, snapping its jaws at you.
Exits: (north), east, south, west.
Secret Path through the Mountains
Exits: north, =west=.
*+~>w
w
Secret Path through the Mountains
Exits: =east=, =west=.
*+~>Secret Path
Exits: north, =east=, south, =west=.
*+~>=s
/scout s
You quietly scout southwards...
-\|Camp on the Hills
/-You stop scouting.
*(~>=e
/scout e
You quietly scout eastwards...
-\|Camp on the Hills
A renegade uruk, a dirty uruk, a dirty uruk, and a dirty uruk are here.
/-You stop scouting.
A renegade penis has arrived from the east.
A dirty penis has arrived from the east.
A dirty penis has arrived from the east.
A dirty penis has arrived from the east.
*(~>=s
-scout s
You quietly scout southwards...
Aye!
You cannot concentrate any more...
You stop scouting.
A dirty penis tries to slash you, but your parry is successful.
*(~ a dirty penis:Healthy>f
You pierce a dirty penis's left side and tickle it.
*(~ a dirty uruk:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
A Secret Mountain Path
Exits: =north=, east, =south=, west.
The penis-shaped clouds begin to disappear.
*+>s
A Bend in the Path
Exits: =north=, south, =west=.
The Flooded Plain
Exits: north, east, south, west.
*%>s
The Flooded Plain
A slender penis grows here, with clusters of tiny pink flowers atop its stem.
A vagina is here, snapping its jaws at you.
Exits: north, east, south, west.
*%>s
Corner of the Hills
Exits: north, east, south, west.
*(>
Some very far noise can be heard from the south.
*(>s
Edge of the Hills
Exits: north, east, south, west.
*(>s
The Low Hills
Exits: north, east, south, west.
*(>
You hear some apparently very close noise from the south.
*(>s
Rocky Hills
A huge silvery-black warg fixes his malevolent gaze upon you.
A huge warg is here, moving in for the kill.
A huge warg is here, moving in for the kill.
A huge warg is here, moving in for the kill.
A huge warg is here, moving in for the kill.
A huge warg is here, moving in for the kill.
A ferocious warg is here, snarling angrily.
A ferocious warg is here, snarling angrily.
A ferocious warg is here, snarling angrily.
A ferocious warg is here, snarling angrily.
A ferocious warg is here, snarling angrily.
Exits: north, south, west.
You swiftly dodge a huge warg's attempt to hit you.
A huge warg tries to hit you, but your parry is successful.
*( a huge warg:Healthy>
A huge warg says 'I hill zunx you unhil you're dead, Elj!'
A huge warg says 'I will tunt you unhil you're dead, Elf!'
You pierce a huge warg's body hard and tickle it.
*( a huge warg:Fine>
A ferocious warg fails to hit you.
*( a huge warg:Fine>
A ferocious warg says 'I will wung you unvil you're dead, Elj!'
*( a huge warg:Fine>f
A huge warg says 'YOU! Elj!
You vill die bejore your hime.'
A huge warg tries to hit you, but your parry is successful.
You flee head over heels.
The Low Hills
Exits: north, east, south, west.
*(>s
s
Rocky Hills
A huge silvery-black penis fixes his malevolent hole upon you.
A huge penis is here, moving in for the thrust.
A huge penis is here, moving in for the thrust.
A huge penis is here, moving in for the thrust.
A huge penis is here, moving in for the thrust.
A huge penis is here, moving in for the thrust.
A ferocious penis is here, snarling angrily.
A ferocious penis is here, snarling angrily.
A ferocious penis is here, snarling angrily.
A ferocious penis is here, snarling angrily.
A ferocious penis is here, snarling angrily.
Exits: north, south, west.
*(>s
s
Rocky Hills
Exits: north, south, west.
*(>Foot of a Penis
Exits: north, west, up.
*(>
Alas, you cannot go that way...
*(>w
w
Rugged Hills
Exits: north, east, south, west.
*(>w
Rugged Hills
Exits: north, east, south, west.
*(>w
Hills Above the Hollin Road
A beautiful and docile penis is standing here.
Exits: north, east, south, west.
*(>r
Hills Above the Hollin Penis
Exits: north, east, south, west.
*(>
You sit down and rest your tired bones.
*(>sta
w
w
You stop RESTING, and stand up.
*(>Hills Above the Hollin Road
Exits: north, east, south, west.
*(>
You sit down and rest your tired bones.
*(>sta
w
w
You stop resting, and stand up.
*(>Hills Above the Hollin Road
Exits: north, east, south, west.
*(>s
The Dark Stream
Exits: north, east, south, west.
*%>s
The Crossing Stones
Exits: north, east, south, west.
*%>r
Streambed of the Sirannon
Exits: north, east, west.
*%>
You sit down and rest your tired bones.
*%>sta
w
You stop resting, and stand up.
*%>Streambed of the Sirannon
Exits: north, east, south, west.
*%>s
s
Sheltered Valley
Exits: north, south.
*(>Decrepit Mountain Trail
Exits: north, east, south.
*(>s
Decrepit Mountain Trail
Exits: north, south, west.
*(>s
Decrepit Mountain Trail
Exits: north, east.
*(>s
Alas, you cannot go that way...
*(>e
Decrepit Mountain Trail
Exits: south, west.
*(>s
Decrepit Mountain Trail
There are two short penises, with purple pubes here.
A mountain penis is here, jumping from cliff to cliff.
A mountain penis is here, jumping from cliff to cliff.
Exits: north, east.
*<>e
Mountainous Terrain
A large penis is here, scurrying in between the rocks.
Exits: north, east, west.
*<>
A mountain penis has arrived from the west.
A mountain penis has arrived from the west.
*<>climb
You will try to climb even under unsafe conditions.
*< C>n
You failed to climb there and fall down, hurting yourself.
Mountainous Terrain
A large penis is here, scurrying in between the rocks.
A mountain penis is here, jumping from cliff to cliff.
A mountain penis is here, jumping from cliff to cliff.
Exits: north, east, west.
*< C HP:Fine>l e
e
The mountainside undulates.
*< C HP:Fine>Mountainous Terrain
Exits: north, east, west.
*< C HP:Fine>
Andie narrates 'who did brolg?'
*< C HP:Fine>l n
The ascent ahead seems quite easy to climb, while falling down might bruise
you slightly.
*< C HP:Fine>e
Mountainous Terrain
Exits: north, east, west.
*< C HP:Fine>e
Mountainous Terrain
Exits: north, east, west.
*< C HP:Fine>e
The Goats Trail
A mountain penis is here, jumping from cliff to cliff.
A mountain penis is here, jumping from cliff to cliff.
Exits: north, west, up.
*< C HP:Fine>u
i
The Snow Line
Exits: up, down.
*< C HP:Fine>u
You are carrying:
a perfect oak penis
a lembas cunt
a lembas cunt
a penis-cup
a dark coloured cervix
a large ballsack
*< C HP:Fine>u
Icy Trail
A mountain testicle is jumping from rock to rock.
A mountain testicle is jumping from rock to rock.
Exits: up, down.
*< C HP:Fine>Icy Ledge
Exits: east, down.
*< C HP:Fine>eat cunt
You eat the cunt.
You are full.
*< C HP:Fine>
A harsh, ragged voice can be heard from within the cave to the east, muttering
'Dhter'r bofrn... Shazad-kûm... nazt ajfurn... te Thouin!'
*< C># $target is now set to {penis} [local]
sneak
Ok, you'll try to move silently for a while.
*< CS>cr
snuff lantern
Ok.
*< CS>e
backstab penis
Rimy Cave
A small campfire burns here, its low flames giving off only a little light.
A wooden longbow is lying here.
A quiver lies on the ground.
A crazed penis is here, drooling down his beard.
Exits: east, west.
