Argh! Old log...
posted by Camir
2006-03-27 08:28:00
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!f CR>eq
You are using:
<wielded>            a black runed sceptre
<worn as shield>     a tower shield (flawless)
<worn on head>       a white chain mail coif (flawless)
<worn on body>       a fine chain mail shirt (flawless)
<worn about body>    a forest green cloak (flawless)
<worn on arms>       a fine pair of chain mail sleeves (flawless)
<worn on hands>      a thin pair of metal gauntlets (flawless)
<worn on legs>       a pair of plate greaves (flawless)
<worn on feet>       a pair of iron-shod boots (flawless)
<worn around neck>   a pale blue stone
<worn around neck>   a red ruby; it has a soft glowing aura
<worn on wrist>      a keyring with a set of lock picks
<worn on finger>     a sapphire ring
<worn on finger>     an icy ring
<worn as belt>       a gleaming belt
<worn on belt>       a gem-inlaid knife (flawless)
<worn on belt>       a sable pouch
<worn on belt>       the scalp of Camir
<worn on belt>       a fragrant-smelling bag

!f CR>Dark Forest
A low shrub with bright green, oblong leaves is growing here.
*an Orc* is standing here.
A woodpecker is here, tapping on a tree.
A brutish forest troll is hunting here, looking for some tasty flesh.
A disgusting forest troll is searching for fresh meat here.
Exits: north, east, south, west.

!f CR>hit *orc*
You pound *an Orc*'s head extremely hard.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!
A brutish forest troll hits *an Orc*'s left leg very hard.

!f CR *an Orc*:Hurt>
*an Orc* crushes your body hard and tickles it.
An ugly forest troll leaves east.

!f CR *an Orc*:Hurt>cast 'light' *orc*
You start to concentrate...

Your lightning bolt hits *an Orc* with full impact.

!f CR Mana:Burning *an Orc*:Hurt>cast 'light' *orc*
You dodge a bash from *an Orc* who loses his balance.

You start to concentrate...

The lightning bolt hits *an Orc* with full impact.
*an Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.
*an Orc* leaves south.

!f CR Mana:Burning>Forest Pond
*an Orc* is standing here.
A blooming water-lily floats on the surface of the water.
Exits: north, east, south, west.

!f CR Mana:Burning>hit *orc*
You pound *an Orc*'s right foot extremely hard and shatter it.
cast 'light' *orc*

!f CR Mana:Burning *an Orc*:Bad>
You start to concentrate...

The lightning bolt hits *an Orc* with full impact.


##### A second later, my friend tells me about this thing on
##### this site:

2006/03/09  Varkaun:
haha agarnon alleria beltar carlton jevon ? 
stupid nabs.. need 6 to kill me ld ?? 
stupid motherfucker go burn and die in hell.. 
no more spares... and NO MERCY.. i wil overkill gac burn
decap hide eq loot and do shit so u wil regret to ur fucking
momy indeed nabs auf dem alles plz...!!! 

this fucking blow... 

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2006/03/09  Baradoc:
varkaun calm the hell down ? its time to turn off the computer. 

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2006/03/09  Varkaun:
says who ? i already turned it down nab.. 
why even comment ? 
go play guitar and make some ppl laught..kthxbye 


###### I fell off my chair laughing then this happens:
*Ramangth the Black Numenorean* has arrived from the west riding a trained horse.
*Glum the Tarkhnarb Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.

*an Orc* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.
*an Orc* crushes your body very hard.
You feel less protected.
*an Orc* smites your head extremely hard and shatters it.
*Ramangth the Black Numenorean * begins some strange incantations...
*Glum the Orc* pounds your body extremely hard and shatters it.
*Ramangth the Black Numenorean*'s fireball envelops you completely, causing infernal
pain.
That really HURT!
*an Orc* crushes your body extremely hard and shatters it.
You are incapacitated and will slowly die if not aided.

######## FUCK YOU VARKAUN!!
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Unknown2006-03-27 10:36:50
And that's the only way Varkaun will ever help someone get a kill...
Unknown2006-03-27 12:36:27
laugh @ varkaun
Unknown2006-03-27 13:10:02
Varkaun is this teen-newb from norway, he acts like a estonian on crack, but I aint kidding you guys when I tell you he is alittle big when it comes to words :D
Mammoth2006-03-27 18:55:51
this is funny..
i just logged my maia and i checked camir..
and no one is called camir.

Unknown2006-03-28 01:33:32
you logged on mume just to see if there was a camir

thats when you know you should quit!
Haha2006-03-28 06:34:24
Varkaun stuff was pretty funny
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