* W C HP:Fine>w
Great Hall
The Balrog is here, fighting Wetback.
VatoLoco is here, fighting the Balrog (glowing).
Holmes the Hobbit is here, fighting the Balrog (glowing).
Brownskin is here, fighting the Balrog (glowing).
Wetback is here, fighting the Balrog (glowing).
Mexicanio the Woman is here, fighting the Balrog (glowing).
Mexicanopride is here, fighting the Balrog (glowing).
Exits: north, east, south, west.
You are burnt by the heat of the Balrog!
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You cleave the Balrog's body extremely hard and tickle it.
The Balrog smites Wetback's body very hard.
* W C HP:Fine the Balrog:Hurt Wetback:Hurt>No way!
You are fighting for your life!
Holmes pounds the Balrog's left leg extremely hard and tickles it.
* W C HP:Fine the Balrog:Hurt Wetback:Hurt>
Mexicanio pounds the Balrog's body very hard and tickles it.
* W C HP:Fine the Balrog:Hurt Wetback:Hurt>
You are burnt by the heat of the Balrog!
The Balrog entangles the struggling Holmes with his whip!
* W C HP:Fine the Balrog:Hurt Wetback:Hurt>
The Balrog swiftly dodges VatoLoco's attempt to smite it.
* W C HP:Fine the Balrog:Hurt Wetback:Hurt>
Mexicanopride pounds the Balrog's right leg extremely hard and tickles it.
The Balrog swiftly dodges Wetback's attempt to cleave it.
* W C HP:Fine the Balrog:Hurt Wetback:Hurt>
You are burnt by the heat of the Balrog!
* W C HP:Fine the Balrog:Hurt Wetback:Hurt>
You cleave the Balrog's body extremely hard and tickle it.
Brownskin cleaves the Balrog's left arm extremely hard and tickles it.
* W C HP:Fine the Balrog:Hurt Wetback:Hurt>
The Balrog smites Wetback's right foot extremely hard.
* W C HP:Fine the Balrog:Hurt Wetback:Hurt>l
You are burnt by the heat of the Balrog!
An icy wind starts to blow in the room.
You panic!
You stand your ground!
* W C HP:Fine the Balrog:Hurt Wetback:Hurt>
Great Hall
The Balrog is here, fighting Wetback.
VatoLoco is here, fighting the Balrog (glowing).
Holmes the Hobbit is here, fighting the Balrog (glowing).
Brownskin is here, fighting the Balrog (glowing).
Wetback is here, fighting the Balrog (glowing).
Mexicanio the Woman is standing here (glowing).
Mexicanopride is here, fighting the Balrog (glowing).
Wetback tries to cleave the Balrog, but it parries successfully.
* W C HP:Fine the Balrog:Hurt Wetback:Hurt>
The Balrog swiftly dodges Mexicanio's attempt to pound it.
* W C HP:Fine the Balrog:Hurt Wetback:Hurt>
You are burnt by the heat of the Balrog!
A column of flame rises from beneath Mexicanio, immolating her.
* W C HP:Fine the Balrog:Hurt Wetback:Wounded>
The Balrog swiftly dodges Brownskin's attempt to cleave it.
* W C HP:Fine the Balrog:Hurt Wetback:Wounded>
Holmes pounds the Balrog's body extremely hard and tickles it.
The Balrog swiftly dodges your attempt to cleave it.
Mexicanopride pounds the Balrog's body extremely hard and tickles it.
The Balrog smites Wetback's right arm extremely hard.
* W C HP:Fine the Balrog:Wounded Wetback:Wounded>
You are burnt by the heat of the Balrog!
* W C HP:Fine the Balrog:Wounded Wetback:Wounded>
The Balrog swiftly dodges Mexicanio's attempt to pound it.
* W C HP:Fine the Balrog:Wounded Wetback:Wounded>
VatoLoco tries to smite the Balrog, but it parries successfully.
* W C HP:Fine the Balrog:Wounded Wetback:Wounded>
You are burnt by the heat of the Balrog!
The Balrog swiftly dodges Wetback's attempt to cleave it.
* W C HP:Hurt the Balrog:Wounded Wetback:Wounded>
You are burnt by the heat of the Balrog!
The Balrog entangles the struggling Mexicanopride with his whip!
* W C HP:Hurt the Balrog:Wounded Wetback:Wounded>
Holmes pounds the Balrog's right arm extremely hard and tickles it.
* W C HP:Hurt the Balrog:Wounded Wetback:Wounded>
Brownskin cleaves the Balrog's right foot extremely hard.
* W C HP:Hurt the Balrog:Wounded Wetback:Wounded>
Mexicanio pounds the Balrog's right hand very hard and tickles it.
* W C HP:Hurt the Balrog:Wounded Wetback:Wounded>
You are burnt by the heat of the Balrog!
You cleave the Balrog's right foot extremely hard and tickle it.
The Balrog panics, and attempts to flee.
The Balrog leaves south.
* W C HP:Hurt>
VatoLoco stops using a great warsword.
VatoLoco confidently draws a reinforced oak staff.
* W C HP:Hurt>
The Balrog has arrived from the south.
* W C HP:Hurt>
Wetback begins some strange incantations...
Mexicanio approaches the Balrog, trying to pound it.
The Balrog smites Mexicanio's right hand extremely hard.
* W C HP:Hurt>sc
231/364 hits, 56/56 mana, and 144/144 moves.
You are burnt by the heat of the Balrog!
An icy wind starts to blow in the room.
You panic!
You have a heart attack!
You are dead! Sorry...
You panic!
You have a heart attack!
You are dead! Sorry...
An icy wind starts to blow in the room.
You panic!
You stand your ground!
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