Fear the Furball
posted by Subtle
2006-04-04 06:47:15
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Small hobbit kicks big ass (tried to post on ER, but had some bug...)
##
### So basically I log the fearsome furball once again! I'm moseying around, 
### just checking the usual exp spots. Borodjavka just called me a pig on ER, so
### I sorta wanna stab him! (not to mention I donated 100k to him earlier tonight
### cause a friend asked me to enter something very dumb...) *HUG to Friend*
##
### NOTE: Despite appearances, no small fuzzy humanoid creatures were harmed in the
### making of this log. 
##

*~ cSW Mana:Burning>e
Below the Bridge
Exits: east, south, west.

![ cSW Mana:Burning>s
A Hidden Landing
Some cracked and splintered pieces of wood float here.
A raft has been left here.
There is a water skin lying on the ground.
A burly orc-guard is here, sniffing at the air.
A burly orc-guard is here, sniffing at the air.
Exits: north.
The frost is making the ground feel solid.

![ cSW Mana:Burning>
A burly orc pauses to get his bearings.

![ cSW Mana:Burning>unl creviceo crevice*click*

![ cSW Mana:Burning>
Ok.
A burly orc tries to slash you, but your parry is successful.

![ cSW Mana:Burning a burly orc:Healthy>close exit nlock exit n
A burly orc says 'I hill wast yui uvtir you'ru gaid, Medbap!'

![ cSW Mana:Burning a burly orc:Healthy>s
You don't see any exit there.

![ cSW Mana:Burning a burly orc:Healthy>
You don't see any exit there.

![ cSW Mana:Burning a burly orc:Healthy>fNo way! 
You are fighting for your life!

![ cSW Mana:Burning a burly orc:Healthy>
You flee head over heels.
An Escape Passage
The corpse of an orkish scout is lying here.
The corpse of an orkish scout is lying here.
The corpse of an orc sentry is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-guard is lying here.
The corpse of an orkish scout is lying here.
The corpse of an orkish patrol-leader is lying here.
Exits: (north), east.

![ cSW Mana:Burning>close exit nlock exit n
Ok.

![ cSW Mana:Burning>e*click*

![ cSW Mana:Burning>The Hidden Passage
Exits: (east), west.

![ cSW Mana:Burning>e
An Old Cellar
You see two barrels on the ground.
There are two disgusting elf-stews here.
A large sack is on the ground.
There are two weapons racks here.
A wooden chest stands in the corner.
The corpse of an orc-guard is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-guard is lying here.
Exits: (west), up.

![ cSW Mana:Burning>uThe Ruined Tower
A large, dusty alcove sits in a wall, smelling of soot.
The corpse of an orc-guard is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-guard is lying here.
The corpse of a burly orc is lying here.
The corpse of a burly orc is lying here.
The corpse of an Ohurk-uai soldier is lying here.
Exits: [east], [west], up, down.

*[ cSW Mana:Burning>uThe Crumbling Stairs
Exits: up, down.

![ cSW Mana:Burning>uThe Cracked Chamber
A soft pouch, made from leather, has been left here.
A small oaken table has been set here.
The corpse of Brolg the orkish shaman is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-guard is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-guard is lying here.
The corpse of a burly orc is lying here.
The corpse of a burly orc is lying here.
*Notorious the Mountain Troll* is standing here watching the thorns just west
of the tower.
*Nightstorm the Mountain Troll* is resting here.
*Borodjavka the Orc* is standing here searching for something.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
*Debo the Mountain Troll* is standing here.
*Mhoghedin the Black Númenórean* is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
Exits: down.

*[ cSW Mana:Burning>
*Borodjavka the Orc* passes dangerously close to your hiding place.

*[ cSW Mana:Burning>bobackstab *orc*
You begin to move silently to the back of your victim...

##
### Brilliant of course, just brilliant... 
##

d*[ cSW Mana:Burning>dd
You swiftly dodge *Borodjavka the Orc*'s attempt to pierce you.

*[ cSW Mana:Burning *Borodjavka the Orc*:Hurt>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

*[ cSW Mana:Burning *Borodjavka the Orc*:Hurt>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

*[ cSW Mana:Burning *Borodjavka the Orc*:Hurt>dNo way! 
You are fighting for your life!

*[ cSW Mana:Burning *Borodjavka the Orc*:Hurt>fdNo way! 
You are fighting for your life!

*[ cSW Mana:Burning *Borodjavka the Orc*:Hurt>d
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

*[ cSW Mana:Burning *Borodjavka the Orc*:Hurt>dNo way! 
You are fighting for your life!
*Borodjavka the Orc* opens the hatch.

*[ cSW Mana:Burning *Borodjavka the Orc*:Hurt>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

*[ cSW Mana:Burning *Borodjavka the Orc*:Hurt>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
*Nightstorm the Mountain Troll* stops resting, and clambers on his feet.

*[ cSW Mana:Burning *Borodjavka the Orc*:Hurt>dd
You flee head over heels.
The Roof of the Tower
The corpse of an orc-guard is lying here.
Exits: (down).

*[ cSW Mana:Burning>d*Borodjavka the Orc* has arrived from below.
A hungry warg has arrived from below.
The Cracked Chamber
A soft pouch, made from leather, has been left here.
A small oaken table has been set here.
The corpse of Brolg the orkish shaman is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-guard is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-guard is lying here.
The corpse of a burly orc is lying here.
The corpse of a burly orc is lying here.
Exits: (up), down.

*[ cSW Mana:Burning>dThe Crumbling Stairs
*Nightstorm the Mountain Troll* is standing here.
*Mhoghedin the Black Númenórean* is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
Exits: up, down.
*Nightstorm the Mountain Troll* leaves down.
*Mhoghedin the Black Númenórean* leaves down.
A pack horse leaves down.

![ cSW Mana:Burning>dThe Ruined Tower
A large, dusty alcove sits in a wall, smelling of soot.
The corpse of an orc-guard is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-guard is lying here.
The corpse of a burly orc is lying here.
The corpse of a burly orc is lying here.
The corpse of an Ohurk-uai soldier is lying here.
*Debo the Mountain Troll* is standing here.
*Notorious the Mountain Troll* is standing here.
*Nightstorm the Mountain Troll* is standing here.
*Mhoghedin the Black Númenórean* is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
Exits: [east], [west], up, down.

*[ cSW Mana:Burning>w*Debo the Mountain Troll* locks the towerdoor.
An Old Cellar
On the ground, there are two barrels.
There are two disgusting elf-stews here.
A large sack is on the ground.
You see two weapons racks on the ground.
A wooden chest stands in the corner.
The corpse of an orc-guard is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-guard is lying here.
Exits: (west), up.

![ cSW Mana:Burning>w
Alas, you cannot go that way...
*Notorious the Mountain Troll* has arrived from above.

![ cSW Mana:Burning>The Hidden Passage
Exits: (east), west.

![ cSW Mana:Burning>An Escape Passage
The corpse of an orkish scout is lying here.
The corpse of an orkish scout is lying here.
The corpse of an orc sentry is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-guard is lying here.
The corpse of an orkish scout is lying here.
The corpse of an orkish patrol-leader is lying here.
Exits: [north], east.

![ cSW Mana:Burning>unlock exit nopen exit n
*Debo the Mountain Troll* has arrived from the east.
*Notorious the Mountain Troll* has arrived from the east.

![ cSW Mana:Burning>n*click*

![ cSW Mana:Burning>*Debo the Mountain Troll* locks the rockdoor.
*Nightstorm the Mountain Troll* has arrived from the east.
It seems to be locked.

![ cSW Mana:Burning>The rockdoor seems to be closed.

![ cSW Mana:Burning>
*Borodjavka the Orc* has arrived from the east.
A hungry warg has arrived from the east.

![ cSW Mana:Burning>f
You swiftly dodge *Notorious the Mountain Troll*'s attempt to hit you.

![ cSW Mana:Burning *Notorious the Mountain Troll*:Healthy>
You swiftly dodge *Borodjavka the Orc*'s attempt to pierce you.
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

![ cSW Mana:Burning *Notorious the Mountain Troll*:Healthy>
*Nightstorm the Mountain Troll* hits your left leg extremely hard.

![ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning *Notorious the Mountain Troll*:Healthy>
You strongly pierce *Notorious the Mountain Troll*'s right hand and tickle it.

![ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning *Notorious the Mountain Troll*:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
The Hidden Passage
Exits: (east), west.

![ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired>wunlock exit nopen exit nAn Escape Passage
The corpse of an orkish scout is lying here.
The corpse of an orkish scout is lying here.
The corpse of an orc sentry is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-guard is lying here.
The corpse of an orkish scout is lying here.
The corpse of an orkish patrol-leader is lying here.
*Debo the Mountain Troll* is standing here.
*Notorious the Mountain Troll* is standing here.
*Nightstorm the Mountain Troll* is standing here.
*Borodjavka the Orc* is standing here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Exits: [north], east.

![ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired>n*Borodjavka the Orc* leaves east.
A hungry warg leaves east.
*Nightstorm the Mountain Troll* leaves east.

*click*

![ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired>*Debo the Mountain Troll* locks the rockdoor.
It seems to be locked.

![ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired>The rockdoor seems to be closed.

![ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired>efThe Hidden Passage
*Borodjavka the Orc* is standing here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Exits: (east), west.

![ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired>*Borodjavka the Orc* leaves east.
A hungry warg leaves east.

You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

![ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired>oeopen exit e
It's already open!

![ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired>euAn Old Cellar
You see two barrels on the ground.
There are two disgusting elf-stews here.
A large sack is on the ground.
You see two weapons racks on the ground.
A wooden chest stands in the corner.
The corpse of an orc-guard is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-guard is lying here.
*Mhoghedin the Black Númenórean* is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
Exits: (west), up.

![ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired>*Mhoghedin the Black Númenórean* leaves west.
A pack horse leaves west.
The Ruined Tower
A large, dusty alcove sits in a wall, smelling of soot.
The corpse of an orc-guard is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-guard is lying here.
The corpse of a burly orc is lying here.
The corpse of a burly orc is lying here.
The corpse of an Ohurk-uai soldier is lying here.
*Nightstorm the Mountain Troll* is standing here.
*Borodjavka the Orc* is standing here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Exits: [east], [west], up, down.
*Nightstorm the Mountain Troll* leaves up.

*[ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired>
*Nightstorm the Mountain Troll* has arrived from above.
*Borodjavka the Orc* leaves up.
A hungry warg leaves up.

*[ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired>unlock exit wopen exit w
*Nightstorm the Mountain Troll* tries to hit you, but your parry is successful.

*[ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Nightstorm the Mountain Troll*:Fine>w*click*
You pierce *Nightstorm the Mountain Troll*'s left foot and tickle it.

*[ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Nightstorm the Mountain Troll*:Fine>That's impossible, I'm afraid.

##
### Hard to see in the spam, but yes... it is blocked. Not looking good for the
### two-foot tall terror (thats me by the way).
##


*[ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Nightstorm the Mountain Troll*:Fine>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

*[ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Nightstorm the Mountain Troll*:Fine>f
You flee head over heels.
The Crumbling Stairs
*Borodjavka the Orc* is standing here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Exits: up, down.

![ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired>
*Borodjavka the Orc* leaves down.
A hungry warg leaves down.

![ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired>dddThe Ruined Tower
A large, dusty alcove sits in a wall, smelling of soot.
The corpse of an orc-guard is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-guard is lying here.
The corpse of a burly orc is lying here.
The corpse of a burly orc is lying here.
The corpse of an Ohurk-uai soldier is lying here.
Exits: [east], [west], up, down.

*[ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired>w
An Old Cellar
On the ground, there are two barrels.
There are two disgusting elf-stews here.
A large sack is on the ground.
On the ground, there are two weapons racks.
A wooden chest stands in the corner.
The corpse of an orc-guard is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-guard is lying here.
*Borodjavka the Orc* is standing here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
*Nightstorm the Mountain Troll* is standing here.
Exits: (west), up.

![ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired>w
Alas, you cannot go that way...
*Nightstorm the Mountain Troll* leaves up.

![ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired>The Hidden Passage
*Notorious the Mountain Troll* is standing here.
Exits: (east), west.

![ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired>An Escape Passage
The corpse of an orkish scout is lying here.
The corpse of an orkish scout is lying here.
The corpse of an orc sentry is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-guard is lying here.
The corpse of an orkish scout is lying here.
The corpse of an orkish patrol-leader is lying here.
*Debo the Mountain Troll* is standing here.
*Mhoghedin the Black Númenórean* is standing here trying to concentrate.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
Exits: [north], east.

![ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired>unlock exit nopen exit nn*Notorious the Mountain Troll* has arrived from the east.

*Mhoghedin the Black Númenórean* utters the words 'braqt eaaf'
The exit north seems to blur for a while.
*click*

##
### Haha! I am so fucked... but I shall resist! Even as I am being eaten I shall
### choke them!
##

![ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired>That's impossible, I'm afraid.

![ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired>*Debo the Mountain Troll* locks the rockdoor.
The rockdoor seems to be closed.

![ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired>ee
The Hidden Passage
Exits: (east), west.

![ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired>An Old Cellar
On the ground, there are two barrels.
On the ground, there are two disgusting elf-stews.
A large sack is on the ground.
You see two weapons racks on the ground.
A wooden chest stands in the corner.
The corpse of an orc-guard is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-guard is lying here.
Exits: (west), up.

![ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired>ww
The Hidden Passage
Exits: (east), west.

![ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired>unlock exit nopen exit nAn Escape Passage
The corpse of an orkish scout is lying here.
The corpse of an orkish scout is lying here.
The corpse of an orc sentry is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-guard is lying here.
The corpse of an orkish scout is lying here.
The corpse of an orkish patrol-leader is lying here.
*Debo the Mountain Troll* is standing here.
*Mhoghedin the Black Númenórean* is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
*Notorious the Mountain Troll* is standing here.
Exits: [north], east.

![ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired>*click*

![ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired>*Notorious the Mountain Troll* tries to hit you, but your parry is successful.
*Mhoghedin the Black Númenórean* leaves east.
A pack horse leaves east.
That's impossible, I'm afraid.
*Debo the Mountain Troll* locks the rockdoor.
You pierce *Notorious the Mountain Troll*'s body and tickle it.

![ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Notorious the Mountain Troll*:Fine>n
*Debo the Mountain Troll* leaves east.

![ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Notorious the Mountain Troll*:Fine>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

![ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Notorious the Mountain Troll*:Fine>fe
You flee head over heels.
The Hidden Passage
Exits: (east), west.

![ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired>e*Mhoghedin the Black Númenórean* has arrived from the east.
A pack horse has arrived from the east.
An Old Cellar
You see two barrels on the ground.
There are two disgusting elf-stews here.
A large sack is on the ground.
On the ground, there are two weapons racks.
A wooden chest stands in the corner.
The corpse of an orc-guard is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-guard is lying here.
Exits: (west), up.
*Nightstorm the Mountain Troll* has arrived from above.

![ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired>
You swiftly dodge *Nightstorm the Mountain Troll*'s attempt to hit you.
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

![ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Nightstorm the Mountain Troll*:Fine>
*Borodjavka the Orc* has arrived from above.
A hungry warg has arrived from above.

![ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Nightstorm the Mountain Troll*:Fine>
*Borodjavka the Orc* leaves west.
A hungry warg leaves west.

![ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Nightstorm the Mountain Troll*:Fine>
Agarnon narrates 'bye all'
You pierce *Nightstorm the Mountain Troll*'s right leg and tickle it.

![ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Nightstorm the Mountain Troll*:Fine>
*Borodjavka the Orc* has arrived from the west.
A hungry warg has arrived from the west.

![ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Nightstorm the Mountain Troll*:Fine>
*Borodjavka the Orc* pierces your right arm very hard and tickles it.
*Mhoghedin the Black Númenórean* has arrived from the west.
A pack horse has arrived from the west.

![ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Nightstorm the Mountain Troll*:Fine>nar I die brolgf
Ok.

##
### So yeah, I'm basically screwed. At least I'm not in denial! I honestly meant to
### type something along the lines of dying with honor, or glory, or something...
##

![ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Nightstorm the Mountain Troll*:Fine>*Borodjavka the Orc* closes the crack.
You flee head over heels.
The Ruined Tower
A large, dusty alcove sits in a wall, smelling of soot.
The corpse of an orc-guard is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-guard is lying here.
The corpse of a burly orc is lying here.
The corpse of a burly orc is lying here.
The corpse of an Ohurk-uai soldier is lying here.
*Debo the Mountain Troll* is standing here.
Exits: [east], [west], up, down.

*[ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired>
*Debo the Mountain Troll* locks the towerdoor.

*[ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired>e
The metaldoor seems to be closed.

*[ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired>
*Borodjavka the Orc* has arrived from below.
A hungry warg has arrived from below.

*[ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired>uuThe Crumbling Stairs
Exits: up, down.

![ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired>uThe Cracked Chamber
A soft pouch, made from leather, has been left here.
A small oaken table has been set here.
The corpse of Brolg the orkish shaman is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-guard is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-guard is lying here.
The corpse of a burly orc is lying here.
The corpse of a burly orc is lying here.
Exits: (up), down.

*[ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired>The Roof of the Tower
The corpse of an orc-guard is lying here.
Exits: (down).

*[ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired>dThe Cracked Chamber
A soft pouch, made from leather, has been left here.
A small oaken table has been set here.
The corpse of Brolg the orkish shaman is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-guard is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-guard is lying here.
The corpse of a burly orc is lying here.
The corpse of a burly orc is lying here.
*Mhoghedin the Black Númenórean* is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
Exits: (up), down.

*[ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired>uThe Roof of the Tower
The corpse of an orc-guard is lying here.
Exits: (down).

*[ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired>hqhide quick
You attempt to hide yourself.

*Mhoghedin the Black Númenórean* has arrived from below.
A pack horse has arrived from below.

*Mhoghedin the Black Númenórean* leaves down.
A pack horse leaves down.

*Borodjavka the Orc* has arrived from below.
A hungry warg has arrived from below.

Ok.

*[ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired>
Mardane tells you 'who all in'

*[ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired>
*Mhoghedin the Black Númenórean* has arrived from below.
A pack horse has arrived from below.

*[ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired>dThe Cracked Chamber
A soft pouch, made from leather, has been left here.
A small oaken table has been set here.
The corpse of Brolg the orkish shaman is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-guard is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-guard is lying here.
The corpse of a burly orc is lying here.
The corpse of a burly orc is lying here.
*Nightstorm the Mountain Troll* is standing here.
Exits: (up), down.

*[ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired>uThe Roof of the Tower
The corpse of an orc-guard is lying here.
*Borodjavka the Orc* is standing here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
*Mhoghedin the Black Númenórean* is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
Exits: (down).

*[ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired>bobackstab *orc*
You begin to move silently to the back of your victim...

Zorro narrates 'u all frigin dying'

Zorro narrates 'stop it.'\

##
### Alright, this little chap has been idolizing me since he was but a small child...
### I can't die! I'm his hero! THEY are the bad ones. THEY need to die... FEAR THE FURBALL!
#

*Borodjavka the Orc* passes dangerously close to your hiding place.

*Borodjavka the Orc* tries to pierce you, but your parry is successful.

*[ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Borodjavka the Orc*:Hurt>
*Borodjavka the Orc* closes the hatch.

*[ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Borodjavka the Orc*:Hurt>cdclose exit d
It's already closed!
You strongly pierce *Borodjavka the Orc*'s body and tickle it.

*[ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Borodjavka the Orc*:Hurt>
The hatch is opened from the other side.

*[ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Borodjavka the Orc*:Hurt>cma
*Borodjavka the Orc* closes the hatch.

*[ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Borodjavka the Orc*:Hurt>The hatch is opened from the other side.
change mood aggr
Ok.
*Borodjavka the Orc* closes the hatch.

*[ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Borodjavka the Orc*:Hurt>time
The hatch is opened from the other side.
*Borodjavka the Orc* closes the hatch.

##
### Strange... what is up with this?
##

*[ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Borodjavka the Orc*:Hurt>According to the Dúnadan calendar, it is:
Trewsday, the 10th of Afteryule, Year 3008 of the Third Age.
According to the sun, it is early in the morning.
Real time is Tue Apr  4 03:44:46 2006 GMT.
Last reboot due to a crash at Mon Apr  3 06:11:08 2006 GMT.

##
### Ah yay, awake at sunrise for a romantic tryst with a sexy orc and a kinky numenorian.
##

*[ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Borodjavka the Orc*:Hurt>
You strongly pierce *Borodjavka the Orc*'s left arm and tickle it.
*Borodjavka the Orc* strongly pierces your right hand and tickles it.

*[ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Borodjavka the Orc*:Hurt>
The hatch is opened from the other side.

*[ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Borodjavka the Orc*:Hurt>
*Borodjavka the Orc* closes the hatch.

*[ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Borodjavka the Orc*:Hurt>
The hatch is opened from the other side.

*[ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Borodjavka the Orc*:Hurt>
You pierce *Borodjavka the Orc*'s right hand very hard.

*[ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Borodjavka the Orc*:Hurt>
*Borodjavka the Orc* closes the hatch.
The hatch is opened from the other side.

*[ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Borodjavka the Orc*:Hurt>
*Borodjavka the Orc* closes the hatch.
The hatch is opened from the other side.
*Mhoghedin the Black Númenórean* closes the hatch.

*[ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Borodjavka the Orc*:Hurt>
The hatch is opened from the other side.

*[ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Borodjavka the Orc*:Hurt>
*Mhoghedin the Black Númenórean* closes the hatch.
The hatch is opened from the other side.

*[ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Borodjavka the Orc*:Hurt>yel SUN
*Borodjavka the Orc* closes the hatch.
Agarnon narrates 'i die fnost by Jaina :('

##
### Okay, so I don't want trolls to sunrip, I get no exp for it after all.
##

*[ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Borodjavka the Orc*:Hurt>
Ok.

*[ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Borodjavka the Orc*:Hurt>cma
The hatch is opened from the other side.
*Mhoghedin the Black Númenórean* closes the hatch.

*[ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Borodjavka the Orc*:Hurt>change mood aggr
Ok.
The hatch is opened from the other side.

*[ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Borodjavka the Orc*:Hurt>ba
You pierce *Borodjavka the Orc*'s left leg hard and tickle it.

*[ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Borodjavka the Orc*:Hurt>bash
*Mhoghedin the Black Númenórean* closes the hatch.

The hatch is opened from the other side.
*Mhoghedin the Black Númenórean* closes the hatch.

The hatch is opened from the other side.
*Borodjavka the Orc* closes the hatch.

The hatch is opened from the other side.

*Borodjavka the Orc* closes the hatch.
The hatch is opened from the other side.
*Mhoghedin the Black Númenórean* closes the hatch.

The hatch is opened from the other side.

*Borodjavka the Orc* closes the hatch.

The hatch is opened from the other side.
As *Borodjavka the Orc* avoids your bash, you topple over and lose your
balance.

*Mhoghedin the Black Númenórean* closes the hatch.

The hatch is opened from the other side.
*Borodjavka the Orc* pierces your left leg hard and tickles it.

*[ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Borodjavka the Orc*:Hurt>
*Borodjavka the Orc* closes the hatch.

*[ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Borodjavka the Orc*:Hurt>
You pierce *Borodjavka the Orc*'s body very hard.

*[ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Borodjavka the Orc*:Hurt>exa
The Roof of the Tower
The roof of the tower has always been used as a lookout. Even now, when orcs
inhabit the tower, they stand guard here, keeping unwanted guests from entering
their new home from the air. Although an important post, it is still considered
a punishment among the orcs, as they have to stand post when the sun is up. 
The roof has a splendid view over the surroundings, and has small crenellations
that enable the scouts to hide from any enemies view. Remnants of an old flag 
post stand in the middle of the roof, but as the orcs want to keep a low
profile, they have not yet placed a standard of their own there.
The corpse of an orc-guard is lying here.
*Borodjavka the Orc*, wielding a black runed dagger, is here, fighting YOU.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
*Mhoghedin the Black Númenórean*, wielding an engraved broadsword, is standing
here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.

*[ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Borodjavka the Orc*:Hurt>
*Borodjavka the Orc* strongly pierces your right foot and tickles it.

*[ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Borodjavka the Orc*:Hurt>exa man
You see nothing special about him.
*Mhoghedin the Black Númenórean* is in an excellent condition.
*Mhoghedin the Black Númenórean* is using: 
<wielded>            an engraved broadsword (used)
<worn as shield>     a dark shield (well-maintained)
<worn on body>       a hardened leather breastplate (satisfactory)
<worn about body>    a forest green cloak (well-maintained)
<worn on arms>       a pair of ring mail sleeves (flawless)
<worn as belt>       a broad silver belt
<worn on belt>       a lantern; it is lit

*[ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Borodjavka the Orc*:Hurt>cmachange mood aggr
Ok.

*[ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Borodjavka the Orc*:Hurt>
You pierce *Borodjavka the Orc*'s right arm hard.

*[ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Borodjavka the Orc*:Hurt>
The hatch is opened from the other side.

*[ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Borodjavka the Orc*:Hurt>exa orcThe Ultimate Ugliness Strikes 
You. 
You PANIC! 
You Flee! 
You Dont Stand A Chance.                                                                        *Borodjavka the Orc* has some big nasty scratches.
*Borodjavka the Orc* is using: 
<wielded>            a black runed dagger (flawless)
<worn as shield>     a bejewelled shield (flawless)
<worn on head>       a soft cloth cap (well-maintained)
<worn on body>       a plain shirt (well-maintained)
<worn about body>    a forest green cloak (satisfactory)
<worn on arms>       a pair of cotton sleeves (used)
<worn on hands>      a thin pair of leather gloves (worn)
<worn on legs>       a plain pair of pants (well-maintained)
<worn on feet>       a pair of smooth, black boots
<worn around neck>   a black amulet
<worn on wrist>      a keyring with several keys and a set of lock picks
<worn on finger>     a ring
<worn on back>       a leather backpack
<worn across back>   an orkish shortbow
<worn as belt>       a gleaming belt
<worn on belt>       a quiver
<worn on belt>       a water skin
<worn on belt>       a stone

*[ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Borodjavka the Orc*:Hurt>
You pierce *Borodjavka the Orc*'s left foot very hard.

*[ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Borodjavka the Orc*:Wounded>
Jaina narrates 'MY PRECIOUS FINALLY!'

*[ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Borodjavka the Orc*:Wounded>
You pierce *Borodjavka the Orc*'s right hand hard.

*[ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Borodjavka the Orc*:Wounded>
You pierce *Borodjavka the Orc*'s right arm very hard.

*[ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Borodjavka the Orc*:Wounded>
Jaina narrates 'MWAHAHAHAH!'

*[ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Borodjavka the Orc*:Wounded>
You pierce *Borodjavka the Orc*'s left foot hard.

*[ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Borodjavka the Orc*:Wounded>
Trebreh narrates 'clap jaina'

*[ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Borodjavka the Orc*:Wounded>
*Borodjavka the Orc* is now a group member.

*[ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Borodjavka the Orc*:Wounded>
*Borodjavka the Orc* slutters:  dude=?==

*[ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Borodjavka the Orc*:Wounded>
Lree narrates 'teeheehee'

*[ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Borodjavka the Orc*:Wounded>
*Borodjavka the Orc* slutters:  nuke?

##
### I'm thinking the same damn thing actually... its just that he is fucking scared
### of me though, I don't blame him. With luck I can actually jump up and poke
### him in the knee with my weapon!
##

*[ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Borodjavka the Orc*:Wounded>
You strongly pierce *Borodjavka the Orc*'s left arm.

*[ cSW HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Borodjavka the Orc*:Wounded>babash

*Borodjavka the Orc* strongly pierces your head and tickles it.

dlb*Mhoghedin the Black Númenórean* begins some strange incantations...

As *Borodjavka the Orc* avoids your bash, you topple over and lose your
balance.

sh*[ cSW HP:Hurt Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Borodjavka the Orc*:Wounded>draw longbow
You sheathe a black runed dagger into a pair of smooth, black boots.
You swiftly draw an embellished longbow from across your back.

*[ cSW HP:Hurt Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Borodjavka the Orc*:Wounded>shshsh*Mhoghedin the Black Númenórean* utters the word 'yufzbarr'
*Mhoghedin the Black Númenórean*'s fireball completely envelops you, causing
infernal pain.
Aye! 
You cannot concentrate any more...

##
### Mmmmmm, I've had worse burns while smoking a pipe back home in the Shire.
##

*[ cSW HP:Hurt Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Borodjavka the Orc*:Wounded>
You see *Debo the Mountain Troll* scouting from below!

*Borodjavka the Orc* pierces your body extremely hard.
Aye! 
You cannot concentrate any more...

*[ cSW HP:Hurt Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Borodjavka the Orc*:Wounded>*Mhoghedin the Black Númenórean* joins *Borodjavka the Orc*'s fight.

sh
You shoot *Borodjavka the Orc*'s right arm extremely hard and shatter it.

*[ cSW HP:Hurt Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Borodjavka the Orc*:Bad>sh*Borodjavka the Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.
*Borodjavka the Orc* leaves down.
Your victim has disappeared!

*[ cSW HP:Hurt Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Mhoghedin the Black Númenórean*:Healthy>sh*Borodjavka the Orc* has arrived from below.

*Borodjavka the Orc* leaves down.
A hungry warg leaves down.
You shoot *Mhoghedin the Black Númenórean*'s left hand extremely hard.

*[ cSW HP:Hurt Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Mhoghedin the Black Númenórean*:Fine>shTrebreh narrates 'clap the rest of us'
*Mhoghedin the Black Númenórean* panics, and attempts to flee.
*Mhoghedin the Black Númenórean* leaves down.
Your victim has disappeared!

*[ cSW HP:Hurt Mana:Burning Move:Tired>Shoot whom?

*[ cSW HP:Hurt Mana:Burning Move:Tired>Shoot whom?

*[ cSW HP:Hurt Mana:Burning Move:Tired>shShoot whom?

*[ cSW HP:Hurt Mana:Burning Move:Tired>shoshoot *orc*
Shoot whom?

*[ cSW HP:Hurt Mana:Burning Move:Tired>
A hungry warg has arrived from below.

*[ cSW HP:Hurt Mana:Burning Move:Tired>shoshoot *orc*
Shoot whom?

*[ cSW HP:Hurt Mana:Burning Move:Tired>dfdraw smooth
You hang an embellished longbow across your back.
You skillfully draw a black runed dagger, ready to defend yourself.

*[ cSW HP:Hurt Mana:Burning Move:Tired>fq
A hungry warg leaves down.

*[ cSW HP:Hurt Mana:Burning Move:Tired>flush quick
You begin to search...

A hungry warg has arrived from below.

You have found *Borodjavka the Orc*!
*Borodjavka the Orc* leaves her hiding place.
You strongly pierce *Borodjavka the Orc*'s body and shatter it.

*[ cSW HP:Hurt Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Borodjavka the Orc*:Awful>cd
*Borodjavka the Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.
*Borodjavka the Orc* leaves down.

*[ cSW HP:Hurt Mana:Burning Move:Tired>cdcdcd
You begin to feel thirsty.

*[ cSW HP:Hurt Mana:Burning Move:Tired>close exit d
Ok.

*[ cSW HP:Hurt Mana:Burning Move:Tired>close exit d
It's already closed!

*[ cSW HP:Hurt Mana:Burning Move:Tired>close exit d
It's already closed!

*[ cSW HP:Hurt Mana:Burning Move:Tired>close exit d
It's already closed!

*[ cSW HP:Hurt Mana:Burning Move:Tired>od
*Borodjavka the Orc* leaves her hiding place.
*Borodjavka the Orc* opens the hatch.

*[ cSW HP:Hurt Mana:Burning Move:Tired>
*Borodjavka the Orc* leaves down.
A hungry warg leaves down.

*[ cSW HP:Hurt Mana:Burning Move:Tired>scopen exit d
It's already open!

*[ cSW HP:Hurt Mana:Burning Move:Tired>155/325 hits, 51/63 mana, and 36/132 moves.

*[ cSW HP:Hurt Mana:Burning Move:Tired>ko
*Mhoghedin the Black Númenórean* has arrived from below.

*[ cSW HP:Hurt Mana:Burning Move:Tired>A hungry warg has arrived from below.
kill *orc*
They aren't here.

*[ cSW HP:Hurt Mana:Burning Move:Tired>kmfqkill *man*
You pierce *Mhoghedin the Black Númenórean*'s head and tickle it.
You see *Debo the Mountain Troll* scouting from below!

*[ cSW HP:Hurt Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Mhoghedin the Black Númenórean*:Fine>A hungry warg leaves down.
flush quick
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
*Mhoghedin the Black Númenórean* panics, and attempts to flee.

*[ cSW HP:Hurt Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Mhoghedin the Black Númenórean*:Fine>
*Mhoghedin the Black Númenórean* panics, but can't stop fighting to flee.

*[ cSW HP:Hurt Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Mhoghedin the Black Númenórean*:Fine>cma
A hungry warg has arrived from below.

*[ cSW HP:Hurt Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Mhoghedin the Black Númenórean*:Fine>change mood aggr
Ok.

*[ cSW HP:Hurt Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Mhoghedin the Black Númenórean*:Fine>
*Mhoghedin the Black Númenórean* panics, and attempts to flee.
*Mhoghedin the Black Númenórean* leaves down.

*[ cSW HP:Hurt Mana:Burning Move:Tired>fq
A hungry warg leaves down.

*[ cSW HP:Hurt Mana:Burning Move:Tired>flush quick
You begin to search...

A hungry warg has arrived from below.

You have found *Borodjavka the Orc*!
*Borodjavka the Orc* leaves her hiding place.
You pierce *Borodjavka the Orc*'s body extremely hard and shatter it.

*[ cSW HP:Hurt Mana:Burning Move:Tired *Borodjavka the Orc*:Awful>cd
*Borodjavka the Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.
*Borodjavka the Orc* leaves down.

*[ cSW HP:Hurt Mana:Burning Move:Tired>cdclose exit d
Ok.

*[ cSW HP:Hurt Mana:Burning Move:Tired>cdclose exit d
It's already closed!

*[ cSW HP:Hurt Mana:Burning Move:Tired>close exit d
It's already closed!

*[ cSW HP:Hurt Mana:Burning Move:Tired>
*Debo the Mountain Troll* yells loudly from below 'give me xp'

##
### No... you all will give me exp!
##

*[ cSW HP:Hurt Mana:Burning Move:Tired>fqflush quick
You begin to search...

You didn't find anyone.

*[ cSW HP:Hurt Mana:Burning Move:Tired>odopen exit d
Ok.

*[ cSW HP:Hurt Mana:Burning Move:Tired>dlbdraw longbow
You sheathe a black runed dagger into a pair of smooth, black boots.
You swiftly draw an embellished longbow from across your back.

*[ cSW HP:Hurt Mana:Burning Move:Tired>ddThe Cracked Chamber
A soft pouch, made from leather, has been left here.
A small oaken table has been set here.
The corpse of Brolg the orkish shaman is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-guard is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-guard is lying here.
The corpse of a burly orc is lying here.
The corpse of a burly orc is lying here.
*Debo the Mountain Troll* is standing here.
*Nightstorm the Mountain Troll* is resting here.
*Mhoghedin the Black Númenórean* is standing here.
Exits: (up), down.

*[ cSW HP:Hurt Mana:Burning Move:Tired>*Nightstorm the Mountain Troll* stops resting, and clambers on his feet.
It is pitch black...
You are inside.
*Notorious the Mountain Troll* is standing here.
You have found *Borodjavka the Orc*!

o[ cSW HP:Hurt Mana:Burning Move:Tired>
*Borodjavka the Orc* leaves down sneaking.

o[ cSW HP:Hurt Mana:Burning Move:Tired>dThe Ruined Tower
A large, dusty alcove sits in a wall, smelling of soot.
The corpse of an orc-guard is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-guard is lying here.
The corpse of a burly orc is lying here.
The corpse of a burly orc is lying here.
The corpse of an Ohurk-uai soldier is lying here.
Exits: [east], [west], up, down.

*[ cSW HP:Hurt Mana:Burning Move:Tired>shodshoot *orc*
Shoot whom?

*[ cSW HP:Hurt Mana:Burning Move:Tired>w
It is pitch black...
You are inside.
*Borodjavka the Orc* is standing here.
*Borodjavka the Orc* leaves west.

o[ cSW HP:Hurt Mana:Burning Move:Tired>w
It is pitch black...
You are inside.
*Borodjavka the Orc* is standing here.
*Borodjavka the Orc* closes the crack.

o[ cSW HP:Hurt Mana:Burning Move:Tired>*Borodjavka the Orc* leaves west.
It is pitch black...
You are inside.
*Borodjavka the Orc* is standing here.

o[ cSW HP:Hurt Mana:Burning Move:Tired>shoshoot *orc*
*Borodjavka the Orc* leaves east.
Your victim has disappeared!

o[ cSW HP:Hurt Mana:Burning Move:Tired>e
It is pitch black...
You are inside.
*Borodjavka the Orc* is standing here.

o[ cSW HP:Hurt Mana:Burning Move:Tired>shoshoot *orc*

*Borodjavka the Orc* begins some strange incantations...

You shoot *Borodjavka the Orc*'s right arm extremely hard and shatter it.
*Borodjavka the Orc* is mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.
You hit *Borodjavka the Orc*'s head extremely hard and shatter it.
You feel more experienced.
Yes! 
You're beginning to get the idea.
You gained some renown in this battle!
You hear *Borodjavka the Orc*'s death cry as she collapses.
*Borodjavka the Orc* has drawn her last breath! R.I.P.

o[ cSW HP:Hurt Mana:Burning Move:Tired>dfdraw smooth
You hang an embellished longbow across your back.
You skillfully draw a black runed dagger, ready to defend yourself.

o[ cSW HP:Hurt Mana:Burning Move:Tired>
Lree narrates 'clap for us having to listen to it for all this time'

o[ cSW HP:Hurt Mana:Burning Move:Tired>l i corpse
You can't see in the corpse of *an Orc*.

o[ cSW HP:Hurt Mana:Burning Move:Tired>
You feel bolder.

o[ cSW HP:Hurt Mana:Burning Move:Tired>uncuncover ruby
You make your ruby shine brightly.

![ cSW HP:Hurt Mana:Burning Move:Tired>l i corpsecorpse (here) : 
a bejewelled shield (flawless)
a black amulet
a black runed dagger (flawless)
a forest green cloak (satisfactory)
a fortune in gold
a gleaming belt
a keyring with several keys and a set of lock picks
a leather backpack
an orkish shortbow
a pair of cotton sleeves (used)
a pair of smooth, black boots
two pieces of sweet meat
a plain pair of pants (well-maintained)
a plain shirt (well-maintained)
a quiver
a ring
two silver-tipped arrows
a soft cloth cap (well-maintained)
a thin pair of leather gloves (neglected)
a water skin
a stone

##
### Looted, ran back into hatch, fended of Mhoghedin for 3 tics, and got a break
### from Fendor. Goddamn darkies need to learn the lesson... never... EVER get a 
### 2-foot tall ball of fury pissed off, it just doesn't work well. Anyway, I had a
### nice laugh, and I hope you did too.
##

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Known2006-04-04 07:39:14
Hehehehe nice.
Unknown2006-04-04 08:15:49
awesome!

never rely on idiot redshirts like Debo to be of any help whatsoever. lol
Unknown2006-04-04 09:31:08
first mume.net log in ages I realy liked :D
Unknown2006-04-04 10:11:38
*Debo the Mountain Troll* is standing here doing nothing like usual.
Unknown2006-04-04 10:41:29
Uh, more like
*Mhoghedin the Dumbass* standing here not nuking?
Unknown2006-04-04 12:09:52
SOMEONE GET RANCR PLAYING SO WE CAN ENJOY HIS LOGS!!! WHO AGREES, POST!
aAmericanTroll2006-04-04 14:11:51
Debo is a bad ass...leave him alone
Unknown2006-04-04 17:52:29
haha nice log, try to get it on ER
Unknown2006-04-04 18:20:42
i would kill them all
Subtle2006-04-04 18:31:36
Axel says the upload-bug is fixed. I'll post on ER when I get back home. Anyway yeah, people need to post more "real" logs here.
Unknown2006-04-04 20:05:18
Debo is badass? The troll standards have REALLY lowered over the years.
Debo2006-04-04 20:35:45
Lol? pussy Euro-Trash unknown, I worked exits rather well IMO, and i'm not going to run into hatch to kill a hobbit and sun. I'm glad Stolb's ugly ass died for looting a kill he wasn't in on. Subtle basically got howdy's eq.
Debo2006-04-04 21:43:19
I have 4 trawls and many skillz. Sometimes I use my "hit" hotkey. Sometimes I even bash. I pwn imo?
Unknown2006-04-04 22:17:26
You are a retarded twat and should visit doctor to get some pills debo, not europe is degenerating like america does
Debo2006-04-04 22:17:46
Don't forget about eat staff, burn corpse, and my favorite one is 'ponder' when i'm wondering how third world countries get computers
Unknown2006-04-04 22:25:16
Debo, you are the worst troll to play in years. Keep following Luke, but you still won't learn anything.
PartsUnknown2006-04-05 00:19:35
jolly good show ol'boy! and just what mume.net needed.
Debo2006-04-05 02:56:24
I've met toasters more coherent than all of the little 17 year olds posting flame threads to me. Seriously who taught you guys English? What's the matter did I eat one of your staves? Called you a faggot for calling 3 more to come fight me only to be outran by a troll without a mount? You little acne infested Euro-trash fucks are so contrite over someone you don't even know? If you spent half of your time you spend looking up English terms of disrepect on learning how to hit on females you might get laid for once in your pathetic, underachieving lives.
Unknown2006-04-05 08:15:01
Euros are you Ancestors you idiot...i bet it took you several hours to write that paragraph without any grammar misstakes...

But dont forget, our Euro english is still way better then your second, third etc language...
Britney2006-04-05 09:40:10
Isn't Debo that person who were wearing uniform in a pic and looked like he had tickled his butthole with finger and then smellt it? :/
Unknown2006-04-05 09:54:47
I bet Subtle wouldn't fight to death in other situations, he implies he would but I bet he runs at low wounded/bad.
Subtle2006-04-05 17:41:15
*shrug* say what you will, and let me catch your ass in a closeable "unknown". My latest death was fighting at bad/bad with an olog in wnoc btw... and you can read any log by me to see the whole "fight to death" thing going down. Not that I really should care what an anonymous teen says... *peer self*
Debo2006-04-05 18:18:01
Actually, I think Subtle is one of the ballsiest players in the game, on orc or puke..and lol @ Europeans being ancestors of Americans. There's a reason why America was colonized, and there's a reason why you third world fucks are still a clusterfuck of political nothings.
Debo2006-04-05 19:48:19
OH and that's some funny shit Britney, you're the *last* person that should be talking shit about how someone looks, being the male/female/yeti hybrid you are.
Unknown2006-04-05 20:05:21
i'm guessing Debo has some issues =/
Eurotrash2006-04-05 21:25:30
Yeah he seems really smart and wise :)

btw. Debo, you sure know what a "hybrid" means ? Seems not, because you cannot hybridize males and females from same species, because thats called reproduction...

You can hybridize only species withing the same genus...for example a liger is a cross between a male lion and female tiger...

So there are only few solutions...

You are a retarded wanna be inteligent human and wrote a bullshit...only to look cool

Or you wanted to express that britney is a hybrid of human male and yeti female..but because you (as most americans do) lack the knowledge, simply wrote it wrong :)

Or you wanted to say that britney is in fact a chimera..

I blame the poor US education system not your poor soul..



Debo2006-04-05 21:46:41
Oh my apologies, let me reiterate on how the word 'hybrid' is applicable in the context I used it. [snip] OH and that's some funny shit Britney, you're the *last* person that should be talking shit about how someone looks, being the hermaphrodite/yeti hybrid you are. [endsnip] - Used in the typical definition of an offspring of two animals or plants of different races, breeds, varieties, species, or genera, although the yeti hasn't been officially been genetically analyzed to corroborate my insult, I'm fairly certain whatever it is, it's a derivative of a humanoid – I retract my previous pseudo-intellectual statement with the newer and modified term for the uber geek-nostril flaring Eurotrash. - This rebuttal took approximately 12 hours for me to compile using my numerous dictionaries, desk references, my copy of “Himalayan mythology for dummies” and a compass. Repent!
Eurotrash2006-04-05 21:50:21
Yeah and i bow before you knowledge, because you obviusly think that Yetis are within the same genus to be able to hibridize with humans....

Or i laugh at your stupidity..choose whats suits you best
Subtle2006-04-05 22:00:21
Americans are americans (mostly), Europeans are europeans (mostly), males are males (mostly), women are women (mostly)...
But MUME.net is always MUME.net, as you all can see.

*frolic*
Debo2006-04-05 22:31:56
Oh come on Eurotrash, I can tell by your petulant geek-nostril flaring that you want to let your teen acne boil and come back with at least a much more clever retort than that, I'm sure the typical "LOLOLOMFGBBQ YOU'RE SO STUPIDGAYFAGNUTSAQDICKLIQORCUNTPAST LOL NABNABNABNBNABN" works much better for you.
Unknown2006-04-05 22:58:42
"Debo", out of interest, who taught *you* English? You should sue them.
Eurotrash2006-04-05 23:10:47
Just a side note...im older then you are Debo ;)
Debo2006-04-05 23:46:23
homos
Unknown2006-04-06 01:09:35
But dont forget, our Euro english is still way better then your second, third etc language

Silly Euro, Americans don't know any second languages, god forbid a third.
Unknown2006-04-06 02:04:28
Why should we know a 2nd or 3rd language when in 50 years 95% of the world speaks English?
Unknown2006-04-06 02:40:26
English good
Yellow2006-04-06 07:30:20
Eurotrash doesn't seem very smart...
Unknown2006-04-06 08:03:10
'Why should we know a 2nd or 3rd language when in 50 years 95% of the world speaks English?'

Thats not only the matter of language but culture, if you know another language you know some of their culture too...why you think 90% of the world doesnt like arrogant americans ?
Unknown2006-04-06 09:15:52
Because they are arrogant Euros.
Unknown2006-04-06 11:43:05
No because americans always expect the 'others' will behave according to their culture...even if they fly to europe :) if you fly to france, speak french ! because we have to speak english too when we fly to US ? capiche ?
ArrogantUs2006-04-07 05:42:18
No thank you, capiche makes me itchy, but it is because you are an arrogant Euro.
Unknown2006-04-07 19:51:40
USA i like it much
Unknown2006-04-08 23:39:34
Because they are more arrogant then us?
Unknown2006-04-09 05:27:51
ur culture aint worth shit and its dying out rapidly anyways. coca cola, fast food, hollywood, bring it on.

Unknown2006-04-10 08:12:53
USA = (Third) Reich

Probably the only ones, who don't know, what Third Reich means, are American OLOLOLZOMGPWN emo-teens. And we already have too many of those playing MUME :(
Unknown2006-04-10 21:57:04
last unknown = commie. And we got too many of those playing MUME too if u ask me. Grow the fuck up.
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