Escape from Stupidity
posted by Artus
2006-04-22 00:13:07
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I am stupid and then get away
A Slag Pit
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
A sturdy trained horse is standing here.
Exits: south, down.

*< CRW HP:Fine Mana:Cold>whe
Players in your zone
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Artus                - A Slag Pit

*< CRW HP:Fine Mana:Cold>
An orkish scout yells from below 'A Man im nera az bhe Mufaszond!'

*< CRW HP:Fine Mana:Cold>lead
You stop riding a warhorse.
A warhorse starts following you.

*< CW HP:Fine Mana:Cold>d
Drafty Tunnel
An orc-guard is on patrol here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Exits: east, up.
The ground no longer feels frosty.
A warhorse has arrived from above.
An orc-guard yells 'O Ven az mero im tna Dlesky Gahvar!'
An orkish scout yells loudly from the east 'I Min ew hule at o Checkpaivt!'
An orkish scout yells loudly from the east 'O Zom am nela ap o Csecddoevp!'

*[ CW HP:Fine Mana:Cold>whe
Players in your zone
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Huerc                - Abandoned Foreman's Office
Artus                - Drafty Tunnel
Bermon               - Abandoned Foreman's Office
Silimaurë            - Abandoned Foreman's Office
Bellerophon          - At a Checkpoint

*[ CW HP:Fine Mana:Cold>e
Ore Pit
The corpse of a mountain mule is lying here.
An orc slavemaster is here, looking for someone to abuse.
An elven slave is standing here.
An elven slave is standing here.
An elven slave is standing here.
Exits: north, east, south, west.
A warhorse has arrived from the west.
*Lurvdjuret the Orc* has arrived from the north.

![ CW HP:Fine Mana:Cold>e

*Karamajatzu the Orc* has arrived from the north.
A hungry warg has arrived from the north.
*Lurvdjuret the Orc* slashes your body and tickles it.

![ CW HP:Fine Mana:Cold *Lurvdjuret the Orc*:Fine>*Karamajatzu the Orc* leaves west.
A hungry warg leaves west.
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

![ CW HP:Fine Mana:Cold *Lurvdjuret the Orc*:Fine>f

You barely slash *Lurvdjuret the Orc*'s body and tickle it.

![ CW HP:Fine Mana:Cold *Lurvdjuret the Orc*:Fine>*Karamajatzu the Orc* has arrived from the west.
A hungry warg has arrived from the west.
You flee head over heels.
You flee north.
At a Checkpoint
A water barrel has been left here.
The corpse of an orc-soldier is lying here.
The corpse of an orc slavemaster is lying here.
The corpse of a large bat is lying here.
An experienced orkish scout is looking for tracks on the ground.
An experienced orkish scout is looking for tracks on the ground.
*an Orc* is standing here.
Exits: north, south, west.

![ CW HP:Fine Mana:Cold>w

*an Orc* leaves north.

![ CW HP:Fine Mana:Cold>e
Mineshaft
An elven slave is standing here.
A large bat is here, hanging in the darkness.
Exits: east, west.

![ CW HP:Fine Mana:Cold>At a Checkpoint
A water barrel has been left here.
The corpse of an orc-soldier is lying here.
The corpse of an orc slavemaster is lying here.
The corpse of a large bat is lying here.
An experienced orkish scout is looking for tracks on the ground.
An experienced orkish scout is looking for tracks on the ground.
Exits: north, south, west.

![ CW HP:Fine Mana:Cold>e
Alas, you cannot go that way...
*Karamajatzu the Orc* has arrived from the south.
A hungry warg has arrived from the south.

![ CW HP:Fine Mana:Cold>n
Mineshaft
The corpse of *a Dwarf* is lying here.
The corpse of a large bat is lying here.
*Phakhz the Orc* is standing here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
The shadow of *a Dwarf* is floating here.
*an Orc* is standing here.
*Bloodwrath the Orc* is standing here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Exits: south, west.
An orkish scout has arrived from the south.

![ CW HP:Fine Mana:Cold>open exit
n
*an Orc* leaves south.
You don't see any exit here.

![ CW HP:Fine Mana:Cold>*Lurvdjuret the Orc* has arrived from the south.
Alas, you cannot go that way...
*Phakhz the Orc* tries to crush you, but your parry is successful.
![ CW HP:Fine Mana:Cold *Phakhz the Orc*:Fine>s

*Bloodwrath the Orc* lightly slashes your right leg and tickles it.
*Lurvdjuret the Orc* quickly approaches, trying to slash you.

![ CW HP:Fine Mana:Cold *Phakhz the Orc*:Fine>f
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
*Karamajatzu the Orc* has arrived from the south.
A hungry warg has arrived from the south.

![ CW HP:Fine Mana:Cold *Phakhz the Orc*:Fine>n
w
n
*an Orc* has arrived from the south.
You flee head over heels.
You flee south.
At a Checkpoint
A water barrel has been left here.
The corpse of an orc-soldier is lying here.
The corpse of an orc slavemaster is lying here.
The corpse of a large bat is lying here.
An experienced orkish scout is looking for tracks on the ground.
Exits: north, south, west.

![ CW HP:Fine Mana:Cold>
Mineshaft
The corpse of *a Dwarf* is lying here.
The corpse of a large bat is lying here.
*Phakhz the Orc* is standing here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
The shadow of *a Dwarf* is floating here.
*Bloodwrath the Orc* is standing here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
An experienced orkish scout is looking for tracks on the ground.
*Lurvdjuret the Orc* is standing here.
*Karamajatzu the Orc* is standing here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
*an Orc* is standing here.
Exits: south, west.
An orkish scout yells 'I Vav ow hari us bme Misommosb!'
![ CW HP:Fine Mana:Cold>Entrance to Mines
The corpse of a large bat is lying here.
Exits: north, east.
You have found an orkish scout!
An orkish scout leaves his hiding place.
An orkish scout yells 'B Mah as vora id gha Untrance ge Sefez!'

![ CW HP:Fine Mana:Cold>Guard Cave
A rusty pickaxe with a broken handle lies discarded here.
A large steel keyring is lying here.
A strip of leather with a buckle is lying here.
A pie has been left here.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
Guthblug the Foreman is here, scowling at you furiously.
Exits: south, west.
You swiftly dodge an elite orc-guard's attempt to cleave you.

!O CW HP:Fine Mana:Cold an elite orc-guard:Healthy>
An elite orc-guard lightly cleaves your head and tickles it.
The orkish bodyguard slashes your left arm very hard.
The orkish bodyguard strongly slashes your body and tickles it.

!O CW HP:Fine Mana:Cold an elite orc-guard:Healthy>w
n
You swiftly dodge an elite orc-guard's attempt to cleave you.
An elite orc-guard barely cleaves your left arm and tickles it.
An elite orc-guard swiftly dodges your attempt to slash him.

!O CW HP:Fine Mana:Cold an elite orc-guard:Healthy>f
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
An elite orc-guard lightly cleaves your body and tickles it.

!O CW HP:Fine Mana:Cold an elite orc-guard:Healthy>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

!O CW HP:Fine Mana:Cold an elite orc-guard:Healthy>n
You flee head over heels.
An elite orc-guard tells you '
You may not go there.'
An elite orc-guard prevents you from going west.
You flee south.
Entrance to Mines
The corpse of a large bat is lying here.
An experienced orkish scout is looking for tracks on the ground.
*Bloodwrath the Orc* is standing here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
*Phakhz the Orc* is standing here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Exits: north, east.

![ CW HP:Fine Mana:Cold Move:Tired>u
Guard Cave
A rusty pickaxe with a broken handle lies discarded here.
A large steel keyring is lying here.
A strip of leather with a buckle is lying here.
A pie has been left here.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
Guthblug the Foreman is here, scowling at you furiously.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
Exits: south, west.

!O CW HP:Fine Mana:Cold Move:Tired>w
Alas, you cannot go that way...
An elite orc-guard quickly approaches, trying to cleave you.
An orkish scout has arrived from the south.

!O CW HP:Fine Mana:Cold Move:Tired an elite orc-guard:Healthy>
An elite orc-guard quickly approaches, trying to cleave you.

!O CW HP:Fine Mana:Cold Move:Tired an elite orc-guard:Healthy>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
The orkish bodyguard quickly approaches, trying to slash you.
Guthblug the Foreman barely crushes your left arm and tickles it.
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

!O CW HP:Fine Mana:Cold Move:Tired an elite orc-guard:Healthy>
An elite orc-guard quickly approaches, trying to cleave you.
An elite orc-guard quickly approaches, trying to cleave you.
The orkish bodyguard strongly slashes your right hand and tickles it.

!O CW HP:Fine Mana:Cold Move:Tired an elite orc-guard:Healthy>f

*Lurvdjuret the Orc* has arrived from the south.
The orkish bodyguard slashes your right leg extremely hard.
You feel a strong ache there!
An elite orc-guard lightly cleaves your body and tickles it.

!O CW HP:Hurt Mana:Cold Move:Tired an elite orc-guard:Healthy>s
Bellerophon narrates 'barulek ripped'
You flee head over heels.
You flee south.
Entrance to Mines
The corpse of a large bat is lying here.
*Bloodwrath the Orc* is standing here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
*Phakhz the Orc* is standing here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
*an Orc* is standing here.
Exits: north, east.

![ CW HP:Hurt Mana:Cold Move:Tired>e
Alas, you cannot go that way...
*Lurvdjuret the Orc* has arrived from the north.
*Phakhz the Orc* strongly crushes your body and tickles it.

![ CW HP:Hurt Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Phakhz the Orc*:Fine>e
*Karamajatzu the Orc* has arrived from the east.
A hungry warg has arrived from the east.
*Lurvdjuret the Orc* slashes your left leg very hard.
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

![ CW HP:Hurt Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Phakhz the Orc*:Fine>s
*Karamajatzu the Orc* pounds your body extremely hard and shatters it.
You feel a strong ache there!
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

![ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Phakhz the Orc*:Fine>f
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
You barely slash *Phakhz the Orc*'s body and tickle it.

![ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Phakhz the Orc*:Fine>s
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

![ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Phakhz the Orc*:Fine>e
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
*an Orc* joins *Phakhz the Orc*'s fight.
*an Orc* pounds your right hand extremely hard.
You feel a strong ache there!

![ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Phakhz the Orc*:Fine>s
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

![ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Phakhz the Orc*:Fine>s
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
You flee head over heels.
You flee north.
Guard Cave
A rusty pickaxe with a broken handle lies discarded here.
A large steel keyring is lying here.
A strip of leather with a buckle is lying here.
A pie has been left here.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
Guthblug the Foreman is here, scowling at you furiously.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
An experienced orkish scout is looking for tracks on the ground.
Exits: south, west.

!O CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Tired>s
Entrance to Mines
The corpse of a large bat is lying here.
*Bloodwrath the Orc* is standing here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
*Phakhz the Orc* is standing here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
*an Orc* is standing here.
*Lurvdjuret the Orc* is standing here.
Exits: north, east.
*Phakhz the Orc* quickly approaches, trying to crush you.

![ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Phakhz the Orc*:Fine>s
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

![ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Phakhz the Orc*:Fine>s
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
*Bloodwrath the Orc* slashes your body.

![ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Phakhz the Orc*:Fine>e
*Lurvdjuret the Orc* leaves east.
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

![ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Phakhz the Orc*:Fine>f
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
*Karamajatzu the Orc* has arrived from the east.
A hungry warg has arrived from the east.

![ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Phakhz the Orc*:Fine>s
*Karamajatzu the Orc* quickly approaches, trying to pound you.
You flee head over heels.
You flee north.
Guard Cave
A rusty pickaxe with a broken handle lies discarded here.
A large steel keyring is lying here.
A strip of leather with a buckle is lying here.
A pie has been left here.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
Guthblug the Foreman is here, scowling at you furiously.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
An experienced orkish scout is looking for tracks on the ground.
Exits: south, west.

!O CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Tired>s
Entrance to Mines
The corpse of a large bat is lying here.
*Bloodwrath the Orc* is standing here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
*Phakhz the Orc* is standing here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
*an Orc* is standing here.
*Karamajatzu the Orc* is standing here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Exits: north, east.
*Bloodwrath the Orc* quickly approaches, trying to slash you.
*Karamajatzu the Orc* quickly approaches, trying to pound you.

![ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Bloodwrath the Orc*:Healthy>s
Bellerophon narrates 'and bash and harms'
*an Orc* joins *Bloodwrath the Orc*'s fight.
*Lurvdjuret the Orc* has arrived from the east.
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
An orkish scout has arrived from the east.
*an Orc* strongly pounds your right arm.

![ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Bloodwrath the Orc*:Healthy>s
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

![ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Bloodwrath the Orc*:Healthy>f
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

![ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Bloodwrath the Orc*:Healthy>s
You flee head over heels.
You flee east.
Mineshaft
The corpse of *a Dwarf* is lying here.
The corpse of a large bat is lying here.
The shadow of *a Dwarf* is floating here.
An experienced orkish scout is looking for tracks on the ground.
Exits: south, west.
![ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Slow>s
At a Checkpoint
A water barrel has been left here.
The corpse of an orc-soldier is lying here.
The corpse of an orc slavemaster is lying here.
The corpse of a large bat is lying here.
Exits: north, south, west.

![ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Slow>s
Ore Pit
The corpse of a mountain mule is lying here.
An orc slavemaster is here, fighting Huerc.
An elven slave is standing here.
An elven slave is standing here.
An elven slave is standing here.
A large warhorse is standing here, clad in mail.
Huerc the Dwarf is here, fighting an orc slavemaster.
Exits: north, east, south, west.
Huerc panics, and attempts to flee.
Huerc leaves south.

![ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Slow>s
Slave Pits
An elven slave is standing here.
An elven slave is standing here.
Huerc the Dwarf is standing here.
Exits: north, east, west.
A warhorse has arrived from the north.

![ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Slow>s
Alas, you cannot go that way...

![ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Slow>w
Alas, you cannot go that way...

![ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Slow>Kheogil narrates 'cute... just noticed 40 prac sessions left'
Huerc leaves north.
Mineshaft
Exits: east, south.
A warhorse has arrived from the east.
![ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Slow>rb
wb
rem boots
You stop using a pair of iron-shod boots.

![ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Slow>wear 2.boots
You wear a pair of smooth, black boots on your feet.

![ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Slow>e
n
Slave Pits
An elven slave is standing here.
An elven slave is standing here.
Exits: north, east, west.
A warhorse has arrived from the west.

![ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Slow>w
Ore Pit
The corpse of a mountain mule is lying here.
An orc slavemaster is here, looking for someone to abuse.
An elven slave is standing here.
An elven slave is standing here.
An elven slave is standing here.
*Phakhz the Orc* is standing here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Exits: north, east, south, west.
A warhorse has arrived from the south.
*Phakhz the Orc* tries to crush you, but your parry is successful.
An orc slavemaster barely whips your body and tickles it.

![ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Slow *Phakhz the Orc*:Fine>u
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
You try to slash *Phakhz the Orc*, but he parries successfully.

![ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Slow *Phakhz the Orc*:Fine>ride
*Karamajatzu the Orc* has arrived from the west.
A hungry warg has arrived from the west.
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

![ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Slow *Phakhz the Orc*:Fine>f
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
![ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Slow *Phakhz the Orc*:Fine>w
You flee head over heels.
You flee west.
Drafty Tunnel
An orc-guard is on patrol here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
*Bloodwrath the Orc* is standing here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Exits: east, up.

*[ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Slow>w
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Alas, you cannot go that way...
An orc-guard yells 'K Fen ew fuli is pha Trahpy Eonfol!'

*[ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Slow>
Alas, you cannot go that way...

*[ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Slow>A Slag Pit
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
A sturdy trained horse is standing here.
Exits: south, down.
The ground is hardening with frost.

*< CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Slow>s
e
Rocky Path
Exits: north, east, south.

*< CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Slow>ride
Rocky Path
Exits: north, east, west.

*< CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Weak>n
What do you want to ride?

*< CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Weak>Bend in the Trail
Exits: north, east, south.

*< CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Weak>e
Trail through the Mountains
Exits: east, west.
*< CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Weak>
*Karamajatzu the Orc* has arrived from the west.
A hungry warg has arrived from the west.

*< CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Weak>
*Karamajatzu the Orc* tries to pound you, but your parry is successful.

*< CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Weak *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>e
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

*< CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Weak *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>f

*Karamajatzu the Orc* swiftly dodges your attempt to slash him.

*< CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Weak *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>e
You flee head over heels.
You flee east.
Trail through the Mountains
Exits: east, west.

*< CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Weak>Small Crossing
A black wolf pads restlessly, looking for its next prey.
Exits: north, =east=, west.
You feel a hidden presence.
The ground no longer feels frosty.
An orkish scout leaves his hiding place.
An orkish scout yells 'O Zan oz hera og bwo Vfall Crezfunk!'

*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Weak>e
*Karamajatzu the Orc* has arrived from the west.
A hungry warg has arrived from the west.
Trail through the Mountains
Exits: =west=, =down=.
You feel a hidden presence.

*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Fainting>
*Karamajatzu the Orc* has arrived from the west.
A hungry warg has arrived from the west.

*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Fainting>
Zack narrates 'avoozl popped around lb orso on trained)'
*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Fainting>
*Karamajatzu the Orc* leaves down.
A hungry warg leaves down.

*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Fainting>tell huerc COME OUT NOW
Ok.

*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Weak>
*Karamajatzu the Orc* has arrived from below.
A hungry warg has arrived from below.

*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Weak>cha mood wimpy

*Karamajatzu the Orc* tries to pound you, but your parry is successful.

*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Weak *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>
Ok.

*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Weak *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>
You barely slash *Karamajatzu the Orc*'s right hand and tickle it.

*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Weak *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>
You try to slash *Karamajatzu the Orc*, but he parries successfully.

*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Weak *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>tell huerc come OUT

You dodge a bash from *Karamajatzu the Orc* who loses his balance.

*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Weak *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>
Ok.

*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Weak *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>tell huerc please
l
Ok.

*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Weak *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>Trail through the Mountains
*Karamajatzu the Orc* is here, fighting YOU.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
An orkish scout has arrived from the west.

*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Weak *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>
Huerc tells you 'get out.'
You try to slash *Karamajatzu the Orc*, but he parries successfully.

*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Weak *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>
Huerc tells you 'get out.'

*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Weak *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>tell huerc come come come
Ok.

*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Weak *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>
You dodge a bash from *Karamajatzu the Orc* who loses his balance.

*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Weak *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>
Huerc tells you 'we blocked in'
You try to slash *Karamajatzu the Orc*, but he parries successfully.
*Karamajatzu the Orc* tries to pound you, but your parry is successful.

*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Weak *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>
Huerc tells you 'we blocked in'

*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Weak *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>tell huerc east of slag
Ok.

*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Weak *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>i
You dodge a bash from *Karamajatzu the Orc* who loses his balance.
You try to slash *Karamajatzu the Orc*, but he parries successfully.
You are carrying:
a pair of iron-shod boots (flawless)

*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Weak *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>
An orkish scout leaves down.

*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Weak *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>l
Trail through the Mountains
*Karamajatzu the Orc* is here, fighting YOU.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.

*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Weak *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>
*Karamajatzu the Orc* tries to pound you, but your parry is successful.

*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Weak *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>get flask all
quaff flask
You get a flask of miruvor from a leather backpack.
*Karamajatzu the Orc* swiftly dodges your attempt to slash him.

*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Weak *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>
Ok.

*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Slow *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>
You feel a pleasant warmth filling your limbs.

*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Slow *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>
Fairoak narrates 'man lorien/west morai no name'

*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Slow *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>
An orkish scout has arrived from the west.

*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>
Bermon narrates 'lurvdjuret down'
You try to slash *Karamajatzu the Orc*, but he parries successfully.

*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>
You dodge a bash from *Karamajatzu the Orc* who loses his balance.

*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>
An orkish scout has arrived from below.

*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>stat

You try to slash *Karamajatzu the Orc*, but he parries successfully.

*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>Bellerophon narrates 'lurdjuret rip'
OB: 60%, DB: 34%, PB: 87%, Armour: 79%. Wimpy: 68. Mood: wimpy.
Needed: 0 xp, 1,559 tp. Gold: 29. Alert: normal.
Affected by:
- novoid
- noquit
- a light wound at the right hand (clean)
- a light wound at the body (clean)
- a light wound at the right leg (clean)
- panic
- miruvor

*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>con
Do you feel lucky, punk?

*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>
A black wolf has arrived from below.

*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>
You dodge a bash from *Karamajatzu the Orc* who loses his balance.

*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>
You try to slash *Karamajatzu the Orc*, but he parries successfully.

*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>
An orkish scout leaves down.

*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>say you must feel like shit
emote dice 'you must feel like shit'
Ok.

*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>
You barely slash *Karamajatzu the Orc*'s body and tickle it.

*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>
You dodge a bash from *Karamajatzu the Orc* who loses his balance.

*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>
*Karamajatzu the Orc* tries to pound you, but your parry is successful.

*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>
An orkish scout leaves down.

*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>
You try to slash *Karamajatzu the Orc*, but he parries successfully.

*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>
You dodge a bash from *Karamajatzu the Orc* who loses his balance.

*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>
A black wolf has arrived from the west.

*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>
A black wolf leaves down.
*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>
Bellerophon narrates '1 wp woot'
You try to slash *Karamajatzu the Orc*, but he parries successfully.

*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>
A black wolf has arrived from below.

*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>
Bellerophon narrates 'good eq'
An orkish scout has arrived from below.

*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>
You dodge a bash from *Karamajatzu the Orc* who loses his balance.

*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>
You try to slash *Karamajatzu the Orc*, but he parries successfully.

*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>stat
OB: 60%, DB: 34%, PB: 87%, Armour: 79%. Wimpy: 68. Mood: wimpy.
Needed: 0 xp, 1,559 tp. Gold: 29. Alert: normal.
Affected by:
- novoid
- noquit
- a light wound at the right hand (clean)
- a light wound at the body (clean)
- a light wound at the right leg (clean)
- panic
- miruvor

*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>
You swiftly dodge *Karamajatzu the Orc*'s attempt to pound you.

*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>
An orkish scout has arrived from below.

*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>
*Karamajatzu the Orc* says: erm

*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>
Shadows surround you as the sun disappears behind the peaks of the Hithaeglir.
*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>
You try to slash *Karamajatzu the Orc*, but he parries successfully.

*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>
You swiftly dodge *Karamajatzu the Orc*'s attempt to pound you.

*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>
You slash *Karamajatzu the Orc*'s body extremely hard.

*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>say not even hero dude
emote dice 'not even hero dude'
Ok.

*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>
*Karamajatzu the Orc* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.

*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>
An orkish scout leaves down.

*+ CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>
*Karamajatzu the Orc* pounds your right arm.

*+ CW HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>
An orkish scout leaves down.

*+ CW HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>
Your head stops stinging.

*+ CW HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>
You try to slash *Karamajatzu the Orc*, but he parries successfully.

*+ CW HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>
An orkish scout has arrived from below.

*+ CW HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>
*Karamajatzu the Orc* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.

*+ CW HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>
*Karamajatzu the Orc* pounds your right leg extremely hard and shatters it.
You are wracked with overwhelming PAIN!
*+ CW HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>
You try to flee, but cannot!

*+ CW HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>
You try to flee, but cannot!

*+ CW HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>
You flee head over heels.
Your head stops stinging.
You flee down.
Sharp Bend
A black wolf pads restlessly, looking for its next prey.
A barefoot goblin pads silently over the stone.
An experienced orkish scout is looking for tracks on the ground.
Exits: =west=, =up=.

*+ CW HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Tired>
An orkish scout yells 'A Sum es zora it bha Szorg Keht!'

*+ CW HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Tired>e

An orkish scout leaves up.

*+ CW HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Tired>
Alas, you cannot go that way...

*+ CW HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Tired>w

*Karamajatzu the Orc* has arrived from above.
A hungry warg has arrived from above.

*+ CW HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Tired>d
*Karamajatzu the Orc* quickly approaches, trying to pound you.
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

*+ CW HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

*+ CW HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
*+ CW HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>
You lightly slash *Karamajatzu the Orc*'s left foot and tickle it.

*+ CW HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Karamajatzu the Orc*:Hurt>f

You flee head over heels.
You flee west.
Sharp Bend
Exits: =east=, =down=.

*+ CW HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Tired>
You flee head over heels.
You flee east.
Sharp Bend
A black wolf pads restlessly, looking for its next prey.
A barefoot goblin pads silently over the stone.
*Karamajatzu the Orc* is standing here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
*Phakhz the Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
Exits: =west=, =up=.

*+ CW HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Tired>
*Phakhz the Orc* leaves west riding a hungry warg.
*Karamajatzu the Orc* leaves west.
A hungry warg leaves west.
A black wolf leaves west.

*+ CW HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Tired>w

*Karamajatzu the Orc* has arrived from the west.
A hungry warg has arrived from the west.

*+ CW HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Tired>d
Sharp Bend
A black wolf pads restlessly, looking for its next prey.
Exits: =east=, =down=.

##SNIP##

*. CW HP:Bad Mana:Warm Move:Weak>
You call for the metaldoor to be opened.

*. CW HP:Bad Mana:Warm Move:Weak>e
e
The metaldoor seems to be closed.

*. CW HP:Bad Mana:Warm Move:Weak>e
The metaldoor seems to be closed.

*. CW HP:Bad Mana:Warm Move:Weak>e
The metaldoor seems to be closed.
You have the uneasy impression that a pair of unseen eyes are scrutinising you
from the closed metaldoor.
You hear a *click* in a lock.
The metaldoor is opened from the other side.

*. CW HP:Bad Mana:Warm Move:Weak>e
Fortress in the Plains
A sturdy Beorning is here, guarding the fortress.
A sturdy Beorning is here, guarding the fortress.
A sturdy Beorning is here, guarding the fortress.
A sturdy Beorning is here, guarding the fortress.
Exits: (east), south, (west).
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Artus2006-04-22 00:15:31
Just goes to show that you can do everything wrong but have everything go for you and still live. Thank you sun
Unknown2006-04-22 01:47:56
You didn't escape stupidity.. you're still stupid imo.
Xanadu2006-04-22 03:34:02
Agreed with unknown
Killua2006-04-23 06:40:53
LoL that was funny... ^^ I liked that you faced like 397 orcs alone and managed to escape still. And stopped to chat a bit too :P
Unknown2006-04-23 08:07:21
Killua is a retard. thanks
Unknown2006-04-24 00:40:45
Nice escape. Got to love these.
Titanium2006-04-25 20:09:38
Don't blame Killua he is my rl friend he just started playing. He doesnt know whats cool and whats uncool :P
Unknown2006-04-26 11:42:47
You suck too.

-f4f
Unknown2006-04-29 11:46:37
btw... why the fuck would an orc "feel like shit" for kickin some newb's ass?... especially when said newb is in HIS fuckin home town.. even though you are just a dipshit loser...
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