Have a nice war. Fight fair. Try not to die.

Could someone translate that to English?

In plain English the letter reads as follows:

Dear Snakr:

I am a 14 year old boy and somewhat immature. You might give me some attention because everybody says you are an idiot. I think the Crips (a drug-sucking violent street gang with no future) is really cool, so I pretend to be one on the internet. It helps me to forget I am a pale-ass honky wanker with a sunken chest and pimples. Anyway, if you are as stupid and gullible as I am, maybe you will play along and we can get a regular thing going where we pretend we are African-Americans doing neat stuff like having a war with rival street gangs. Of course, if I ever actually was in the same room with a Crip or a Blood I would pee my pants, so lets just make it clear that this is all a fantasy thing for us teenager nerdy types and we don't have to actually associate with any black people just to pretend. Okay?

Sincerly yours,
Wussy Crips Wannabe

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PSYCHO-ADDENDUM (no extra charge):
You have to read between the lines, but what this child is really saying is that he wishes his dad would take him to a ballgame. I can't tell if he knows who is dad is, but he obviously lacks a strong male presence in his life.

Isnt it spelled crips...thought it was spelled crips not crypts because crypts is a noun which is where dead people are put and etc...crips are street gang if this is what u guys are talking about...

Bloods & Crypts (I believe) originated in the Bay Area of California. Spelling is Crypts - associated with BLOOD (the other faction) and death.