A Crypt has arrived from the west, driving a Ford Pinto.
A little girl points at the car and says "lol omg that niggah be busted fosho!"

A Blood has arrived from the east, driving a giant mach 10.
A Blood points his mach 10 at the Crypt.

A loud succession of bangs is heard as a Crypt falls down dead.
R.I.P 
You hear a Crypts death cry as he collapes.
A pool of blood slowly forms around the corpse.

A Crypt has arrived from the west, driving a VW Bug.
A little girl points at the car and says "lol omg that niggah be a hippie fosho!"
A little girl falls down laughing.

As the Bug comes to a stop, Baldin, the Crypts United against Niggah Turbans steps out.

exa baldin
Baldin is standing here, wielding a giant rubber dildo.
Worn on head:       a Mickey Mouse hat  (Hoary)
Worn on body:       a 'C.U.N.T' suade jumpsuit, lined with pink sequines (New)
Worn on legs :       a worn pair of leather pants (New)
Worn across back: an AK-47; it smokes lightly
Worn as belt :        a black leather gun belt
Worn on belt :        a banana clip
Worn on belt :        a banana clip
Worn on belt :        a banana clip
 
flee
You flee like a bitch.

In a Smelly Restroom
Large piles of fecal matter line the floor and walls of this disguisting place.
Against the far corner, a bloated body lies with several needles protruding from his limbs.
A broken toiletpaper dispenser is attached firmly to the wall.

exa dispenser
Etched in poor english are the words: TURBAN REPAIR KIT

laugh
You fall down on the crap-stained floor, unable to contain your laughter.

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