The TRUE death of Mithfalen
posted by Nuclear
2006-05-13 23:03:40
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!O>exa setzer
You see nothing special about him.
Setzer is a young male Orc.
Setzer the Orkish Murderer is in an excellent condition.
Setzer the Orkish Murderer is using: 
<held>               an orkish shortbow
<worn on head>       a reinforced leather helm (flawless)
<worn on body>       a thin rigid leather breastplate (flawless)
<worn on arms>       a pair of rigid leather sleeves (flawless)
<worn on feet>       a black pair of padded boots (neglected)
<worn across back>   a quiver
<worn as belt>       a plain leather belt
<worn on belt>       a water skin

!O>whoi setzer
Setzer is a level ten Tarkhnarb Murderer.
Is playing from *.net.
Setzer Gabiani

!O>
Frsho drops a large sack.

!O>
Frsho gives a nasty orkish fang to Setzer.
Frsho gives a strip of dried meat to Setzer.
Frsho gives a strip of dried meat to Setzer.
Frsho gives a thin rigid leather breastplate to Setzer.
Frsho gives a leather helmet to Setzer.
Frsho gives a thick pair of soft leather trousers to Setzer.
Frsho gives a black pair of padded boots to Setzer.
Frsho gives a pair of rigid leather gloves to Setzer.
Frsho gives a pair of soft leather sleeves to Setzer.
Frsho gives a forest green cloak to Setzer.
Frsho gives an orkish shortbow to Setzer.
Frsho gives a plain leather belt to Setzer.
Frsho gives a water skin to Setzer.
Frsho gives a butcher knife to Setzer.
Frsho gives a water skin to Setzer.
Frsho gives a set of lock picks to Setzer.
Frsho gives a quiver to Setzer.

!O>l
A Blasted Furnace
This is a square room that looks as if it was chiseled with a dull spoon. The
air holds the crisp smell of burned wood and molten metal. Built into the rear
wall is a forge and a small bellows accompanies it. The whole area is tinged
with a thick layer of soot.
A large stone fireplace with a roaring fire warms the room.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
Kormock the orkish armourer is working at his bench.
Snape, wielding an orkish shortbow, is resting here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Frsho, wielding a darkened orkish axe, is standing here.
A large brown wolf stands here, its teeth partly bared.
Setzer, wielding an orkish shortbow, is standing here (hidden).

!O>
Setzer shows his approval by clapping his hands together.

!O>k setzer

Frsho gives some money to Setzer.

!O>Setzer leaves his hiding place.
Setzer swiftly dodges your attempt to hit him.

!O Setzer:Healthy>
Setzer lightly hits your right hand.

!O HP:Fine Setzer:Healthy>
Setzer wears a thick pair of soft leather trousers on his legs.
Setzer wears a pair of rigid leather gloves on his hands.

!O HP:Fine Setzer:Healthy>
Setzer -- TRIES TO FLEE!! --

!O HP:Fine Setzer:Healthy>
Setzer -- TRIES TO FLEE!! --

!O HP:Fine Setzer:Healthy>
Setzer -- TRIES TO FLEE!! --
Setzer leaves vvv [SOUTH] vvv.

!O HP:Fine>
Setzer has ARRIVED from the [SOUTH].

!O HP:Fine>k setzer
Your attempt to hit Setzer fails.
Setzer lightly hits your body.

!O HP:Fine Setzer:Healthy>
Setzer lightly hits your right arm.

!O HP:Fine Setzer:Healthy>#   $target is now set to {setzer} [local]

Your attempt to hit Setzer fails.

!O HP:Fine Setzer:Healthy>l
A Blasted Furnace
This is a square room that looks as if it was chiseled with a dull spoon. The
air holds the crisp smell of burned wood and molten metal. Built into the rear
wall is a forge and a small bellows accompanies it. The whole area is tinged
with a thick layer of soot.
A large stone fireplace with a roaring fire warms the room.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
Kormock the orkish armourer is working at his bench.
Snape, wielding an orkish shortbow, is resting here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Frsho, wielding a darkened orkish axe, is standing here.
A large brown wolf stands here, its teeth partly bared.
Setzer, wielding an orkish shortbow, is here, fighting YOU.

!O HP:Fine Setzer:Healthy>
Setzer stops using an orkish shortbow.
Setzer masterfully draws a nasty orkish fang.

!O HP:Fine Setzer:Healthy>
Frsho cleaves your body extremely hard and shatters it. ## Fuck, samesiding fagit ##
That really HURT!
You are wracked with overwhelming PAIN!

!O HP:Bad Setzer:Healthy>
Snape looks around slowly as if looking for something hidden in the room. ## The potions master joined goblintown because he was sick of hogwarts ##

!O HP:Bad Setzer:Healthy>
Setzer strongly pierces your left leg and shatters it.
You are mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.

oO HP:Dying Setzer:Healthy>

You are dead! Sorry...

## Oh well ##

o# HP:Hurt>wak
sta
l
You wake, and sit up.

!#>wh
You stand up.

!#>u
Hall of Orcs
This is where orcs enter Middle-earth. New orcs, or orcs that have died, are
summoned here. The room is dim, illuminated by some distant lamps. 
You feel
that this room is located far down in the underground, and not even the most
powerful magic could reach down here. A long passage is leading up to the
large Orc cave.
A musty loaf of bread has been left here.
A pot full of the half-decayed remains of an elf is here.
The remainders of a disgusting elf-stew cover the ground.
A large fountain, made from grey stone, pours water from its centre.

!#>Players
-------
      Nuclear the Snaga Pimp
      Xelet the Orkish Warrior 
      Vort the Black Númenórean Mercenary 
      Döda the Snaga 
 [ M] Isillómë i Venësamno 
 [ M] Gwendolyn dies! [Retired]  (Idle)
      Setzer the Orkish Murderer 
      Mioln the Black Númenórean Apprentice 
      Peru the Black Númenórean Envoy 
      Azrarim the Orkish Soldier 
 [Mc] Silosseth is a Balrog in (Bad) Disguise 

19 players on.

!#>e
Orc Living Area
The tunnel widens out into a large area littered with debris. The ceiling is
tall even for the tallest of trolls and would fit three across comfortably. The
hall continues to the south.
A large bulletin board, entitled "The Board of the Tarkhnarb", is mounted here.
Exits: east, south.

oO>A Tunnel
This is more a junction than a continuation of the tunnel. It widens out
to the west into a much larger area. Contrasting with the rest of the tunnels,
the height of the ceiling is enough for even the tallest of Sauron's minions to
stand upright. The walls have been worn smooth as glass.
Exits: north, west.

o=>Tunnel Fork
The tunnel is almost completely level here. The tunnel continues to the south
apparently coming to a dead end or a turn. The ground sharply raises to the
north while a different tunnel leads to a larger area to the east. The tramping
of many iron-shod feet can be heard in every direction, but the draft still
comes from the east.
Exits: north, east, south.

o=>e
East Fork
The tunnel joins the main tunnel to the west and becomes a full cavern to the
east. The remains of stalactites with glittery deposits of minerals lie in a
heap piled in one corner. It looks as though someone or something was
infatuated with the pretty lights and got a little too rough.
Exits: east, west.

o=>e
n
Cavern
The tunnel from the west has opened up into a large cavern. The cavern,
unlike the roughly carved tunnels, seems to be a natural occurence.
Stalactites hang pendulously from the ceiling, and the soft drip-drip of
water can be heard echoing from the south. A crudely bored exit mars the
beauty of the natural cavern to the north.
Exits: north, east, south, west.

oO>A Blasted Furnace
This is a square room that looks as if it was chiseled with a dull spoon. The
air holds the crisp smell of burned wood and molten metal. Built into the rear
wall is a forge and a small bellows accompanies it. The whole area is tinged
with a thick layer of soot.
The corpse of a cockroach is lying here.
The corpse of *an Orc* is lying here.
A large stone fireplace with a roaring fire warms the room.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
Kormock the orkish armourer is working at his bench.
Frsho, wielding a darkened orkish axe, is standing here.
A large brown wolf stands here, its teeth partly bared.
Exits: south.
Frsho brutally tears off the head of the corpse of *an Orc*, and spikes it to
the end of a pole! ## Stupid 5headed cockwhore!! ##

!O>'LOL
Ok.

!O>'THATS MY HEAD?
Ok.

!O>l
A Blasted Furnace
This is a square room that looks as if it was chiseled with a dull spoon. The
air holds the crisp smell of burned wood and molten metal. Built into the rear
wall is a forge and a small bellows accompanies it. The whole area is tinged
with a thick layer of soot.
The head of an Orc is here, spiked to the end of a pole.
The corpse of a cockroach is lying here.
A beheaded corpse is lying on the ground.
A large stone fireplace with a roaring fire warms the room.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
Kormock the orkish armourer is working at his bench.
Frsho, wielding a darkened orkish axe, is standing here.
A large brown wolf stands here, its teeth partly bared.

!O>
Frsho grins wickedly at you.

!O>'FUCKING ASS

Frsho agrees.

!O>
Ok.

!O>k frsho
You try to hit Frsho, but she parries successfully.

!O Frsho:Healthy>
Frsho cleaves your right leg extremely hard and shatters it.
That really HURT!

!O HP:Wounded Frsho:Healthy>exa frsho

Your attempt to hit Frsho fails.

!O HP:Wounded Frsho:Healthy>
You see nothing special about her.
Frsho is a youthful female Orc.
Frsho the Orc is in an excellent condition.
Frsho the Orc is using: 
<wielded>            a darkened orkish axe (flawless)
<worn as shield>     a metal wall shield (flawless)
<worn on head>       a blood-encrusted helm (flawless)
<worn on body>       a blood-encrusted breastplate (flawless)
<worn about body>    a forest green cloak (flawless)
<worn on arms>       a pair of plate vambraces (flawless)
<worn on hands>      a thin pair of metal gauntlets (flawless)
<worn on legs>       a pair of plate greaves (flawless)
<worn on feet>       a pair of iron-shod boots (flawless)
<worn on wrist>      a keyring with a set of lock picks
<worn on finger>     a ring
<worn as belt>       a plain leather belt
<worn on belt>       a water skin
<worn on belt>       a butcher knife (flawless)
<worn on belt>       a stone

!O HP:Wounded Frsho:Healthy>whoi frsho
Frsho is a Tarkhnarb Orc.
Is playing.

!O HP:Wounded Frsho:Healthy>
Frsho swiftly dodges your attempt to hit her.

!O HP:Wounded Frsho:Healthy>
Frsho says 'lighten up'

!O HP:Wounded Frsho:Healthy>con frsho
Are you mad!?

!O HP:Wounded Frsho:Healthy>
Frsho cleaves your left arm extremely hard and shatters it.

You are dead! Sorry...
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Mithfalen2006-05-13 23:32:47
Dear Nuclear,

I performed a sexual intercourse with your mother in her anal passage.

Sincerely
Mithfalen
Unknown2006-05-13 23:33:15
thats bullshit, mithfalen couldnt have wrote that, he doesnt even know if girls have any private parts!
Unknown2006-05-14 00:08:43
I'm in this log!!!!
Mithfalen2006-05-14 00:58:41
what the fuck is this shit? i didnt say nothing about anal
Frsho2006-05-14 14:11:42
You hit Setzer, I hit you. Whats your malfunction, fuckstick?
Unknown2006-05-15 00:04:54
Haha, fuckstick is the new word of the day
Mithfalen2007-05-14 08:24:08
And I do know girls have delicate private parts for Christ sake.
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