Bad Luck
posted by Wonk
2006-05-17 20:33:18
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Smuggler Operations Room
The corpse of a smuggler is lying here.
The corpse of a smuggler is lying here.
The chief of smugglers is here, planning his next move.
The chief of smugglers is here, planning his next move.
Exits: (west).

![ W HP:Fine>
You hit a chief of smugglers' head extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!
A chief of smugglers says 'A wall rip your heirt out, Troll!' in Westron.
A chief of smugglers slashes your head and tickles it.

![ W HP:Hurt a chief of smugglers:Hurt>bash
A chief of smugglers slashes your head very hard.

Woland narrates 'dies' in Westron.

A chief of smugglers slashes your head extremely hard.
You feel a strong ache there!

A chief of smugglers slashes your body hard and tickles it.

A chief of smugglers says 'I will rip yoor heart oot, Troll!' in Westron.
Your bash at a chief of smugglers sends him sprawling.

![ W HP:Hurt a chief of smugglers:Hurt>
A chief of smugglers lightly slashes your left arm and tickles it.

![ W HP:Hurt a chief of smugglers:Hurt>
You hit a chief of smugglers' left arm extremely hard.

![ W HP:Hurt a chief of smugglers:Hurt>
A chief of smugglers strongly slashes your right foot and tickles it.

![ W HP:Hurt a chief of smugglers:Hurt>
l

You hit a chief of smugglers' body extremely hard and shatter it.

![ W HP:Hurt a chief of smugglers:Wounded>Smuggler Operations Room
The corpse of a smuggler is lying here.
The corpse of a smuggler is lying here.
A chief of smugglers is here, fighting YOU.
A chief of smugglers is here, fighting YOU.

![ W HP:Hurt a chief of smugglers:Wounded>
A chief of smugglers seems to have recovered his senses.
A chief of smugglers lightly slashes your right leg and tickles it.

![ W HP:Hurt a chief of smugglers:Wounded>
b
bash

b
A chief of smugglers slashes your right leg hard.

A chief of smugglers slashes your body and tickles it.

A chief of smugglers says 'Bastard! How dare iou? A wall remember your face
Troll!' in Westron.
Your bash at a chief of smugglers sends him sprawling.

![ W HP:Hurt a chief of smugglers:Wounded>bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

![ W HP:Hurt a chief of smugglers:Wounded>
stat
OB: 106%, DB: 27%, PB: 15%, Armour: 18%. Wimpy: 1. Mood: aggressive.
Needed: 196,765 xp, 0 tp. Gold: 36. Alert: normal.
Affected by:
- a light wound at the head (clean)
- noquit
- a deep wound at the left leg (clean)
- a serious wound at the body (clean)

![ W HP:Hurt a chief of smugglers:Wounded>
You hit a chief of smugglers' left leg extremely hard and shatter it.

![ W HP:Hurt a chief of smugglers:Wounded>
A chief of smugglers slashes your body hard.

![ W HP:Wounded a chief of smugglers:Wounded>
You hit a chief of smugglers' body extremely hard and shatter it.

![ W HP:Wounded a chief of smugglers:Bad>
A chief of smugglers lightly slashes your left foot and tickles it.

![ W HP:Wounded a chief of smugglers:Bad>
You hit a chief of smugglers' left leg hard and shatter it.

![ W HP:Wounded a chief of smugglers:Bad>
b
bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?
A chief of smugglers seems to have recovered his senses.

![ W HP:Wounded a chief of smugglers:Bad>
A chief of smugglers slashes your body very hard.
You feel a strong ache there!

![ W HP:Wounded a chief of smugglers:Bad>
b
bash

A chief of smugglers slashes your left arm very hard.
You feel a strong ache there!

stat
A chief of smugglers says 'Bastard! Huw dare yoo? I wall remember yoor face
Troll!' in Westron.
Your bash at a chief of smugglers sends him sprawling.

![ W HP:Wounded a chief of smugglers:Bad>OB: 105%, DB: 27%, PB: 15%, Armour: 18%. Wimpy: 1. Mood: aggressive.
Needed: 195,890 xp, 0 tp. Gold: 36. Alert: normal.
Affected by:
- a light wound at the left arm (clean)
- a light wound at the head (clean)
- noquit
- a deep wound at the left leg (clean)
- a grievous wound at the body (clean)

![ W HP:Wounded a chief of smugglers:Bad>
You hit a chief of smugglers' left leg extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!

![ W HP:Wounded a chief of smugglers:Awful>
A chief of smugglers slashes your right foot very hard.

![ W HP:Wounded a chief of smugglers:Awful>
You hit a chief of smugglers' left hand very hard and shatter it.
A chief of smugglers is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

![ W HP:Wounded a chief of smugglers:Dying>
A chief of smugglers strongly slashes your body.

![ W HP:Wounded a chief of smugglers:Dying>
You hit a chief of smugglers' left foot extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!
You receive your share of experience.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
You hear a chief of smugglers' death cry as he collapses.
A chief of smugglers is dead! R.I.P.

![ W HP:Wounded a chief of smugglers:Healthy>
b
get coins corpse
bash

look in corpse
A chief of smugglers slashes your right arm.

A chief of smugglers says 'Bastard! Huw dyre ioo? Y will remember yuor face
Troll!' in Westron.
Your bash at a chief of smugglers sends him sprawling.

![ W HP:Bad a chief of smugglers:Fine>
You get a pile of coins from the corpse of a chief of smugglers.
There was 1 gold coin.

![ W HP:Bad a chief of smugglers:Fine>corpse (here) : 
a broadsword (neglected)
a rigid leather breastplate (flawless)
a ring
a thick pair of soft leather trousers (used)

![ W HP:Bad a chief of smugglers:Fine>
You hit a chief of smugglers' right foot extremely hard.

![ W HP:Bad a chief of smugglers:Fine>
b
bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

![ W HP:Bad a chief of smugglers:Fine>
b
bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?
You hit a chief of smugglers' left foot extremely hard.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!

![ W HP:Bad a chief of smugglers:Fine>
A chief of smugglers seems to have recovered his senses.

![ W HP:Bad a chief of smugglers:Fine>
b
bash

A chief of smugglers lightly slashes your right hand and tickles it.

A chief of smugglers says 'I will rip iour heirt out, Troll!' in Westron.
Your bash at a chief of smugglers sends him sprawling.

![ W HP:Bad a chief of smugglers:Fine>
stat
OB: 105%, DB: 27%, PB: 15%, Armour: 18%. Wimpy: 1. Mood: aggressive.
Needed: 185,182 xp, 0 tp. Gold: 37. Alert: normal.
Affected by:
- a light wound at the left arm (clean)
- a light wound at the head (clean)
- noquit
- a deep wound at the left leg (clean)
- a grievous wound at the body (clean)

![ W HP:Bad a chief of smugglers:Fine>
You hit a chief of smugglers' body extremely hard.

![ W HP:Bad a chief of smugglers:Hurt>
b

You hit a chief of smugglers' head very hard.

![ W HP:Bad a chief of smugglers:Hurt>bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

![ W HP:Bad a chief of smugglers:Hurt>
b

A chief of smugglers seems to have recovered his senses.

![ W HP:Bad a chief of smugglers:Hurt>bash

A chief of smugglers slashes your body.

A chief of smugglers slashes your body very hard and shatters it.
You feel a strong ache there!
You are wracked with overwhelming PAIN!

A chief of smugglers says 'Bastird! How dare iuo? A will remember yoor fice
Troll!' in Westron.
Your bash at a chief of smugglers sends him sprawling.

![ W HP:Bad a chief of smugglers:Hurt>
A chief of smugglers bleeds from open wounds.

![ W HP:Bad a chief of smugglers:Hurt>
stat
OB: 104%, DB: 27%, PB: 15%, Armour: 18%. Wimpy: 1. Mood: aggressive.
Needed: 184,485 xp, 0 tp. Gold: 37. Alert: normal.
Affected by:
- a critical wound at the body (clean)
- a light wound at the left arm (clean)
- a light wound at the head (clean)
- noquit
- a deep wound at the left leg (clean)

![ W HP:Bad a chief of smugglers:Hurt>
You hit a chief of smugglers' right foot hard.

![ W HP:Bad a chief of smugglers:Hurt>
b

A chief of smugglers seems to have recovered his senses.

![ W HP:Bad a chief of smugglers:Hurt>bash

b
A chief of smugglers slashes your right hand.
You are wracked with overwhelming PAIN!

A chief of smugglers says 'I will rip yoor heart out, Trull!' in Westron.
Your bash at a chief of smugglers sends him sprawling.
You hit a chief of smugglers' left arm extremely hard and shatter it.

![ W HP:Bad a chief of smugglers:Wounded>bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

![ W HP:Bad a chief of smugglers:Wounded>
You hit a chief of smugglers' left leg extremely hard and shatter it.

![ W HP:Bad a chief of smugglers:Wounded>
b
bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?
A chief of smugglers seems to have recovered his senses.

![ W HP:Bad a chief of smugglers:Wounded>
b

A chief of smugglers slashes your left leg.
You are wracked with overwhelming PAIN!

![ W HP:Bad a chief of smugglers:Wounded>bash

A chief of smugglers slashes your right foot hard and shatters it.
You are wracked with overwhelming PAIN!

A chief of smugglers says 'Bastird! How dare iuu? A wall remember iour fyce
Trull!' in Westron.
Your bash at a chief of smugglers sends him sprawling.
You hit a chief of smugglers' body extremely hard and shatter it.

![ W HP:Bad a chief of smugglers:Wounded>
You hit a chief of smugglers' right leg extremely hard and shatter it.

![ W HP:Bad a chief of smugglers:Bad>
A chief of smugglers seems to have recovered his senses.

![ W HP:Bad a chief of smugglers:Bad>
b
bash

A chief of smugglers slashes your left hand.
You are wracked with overwhelming PAIN!

A chief of smugglers slashes your body very hard and shatters it.
You feel a strong ache there!
You are wracked with overwhelming PAIN!

A chief of smugglers says 'I'll rap you to pieces, scum!' in Westron.
Your bash at a chief of smugglers sends him sprawling.

![ W HP:Awful a chief of smugglers:Bad>
You hit a chief of smugglers' body extremely hard and shatter it.

![ W HP:Awful a chief of smugglers:Bad>
You hit a chief of smugglers' left leg extremely hard and shatter it.

![ W HP:Awful a chief of smugglers:Awful>
b
bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

![ W HP:Awful a chief of smugglers:Awful>
b
bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?
A chief of smugglers seems to have recovered his senses.

![ W HP:Awful a chief of smugglers:Awful>
b
bash

A chief of smugglers lightly slashes your left arm.
You are wracked with overwhelming PAIN!

As a chief of smugglers avoids your bash, you topple over and lose your
balance.

A chief of smugglers slashes your body very hard and shatters it.
You are incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

Figures... don't miss a SINGLE bash but the one that counts *growl*
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ChiefSmuggler2006-05-17 21:58:41
Faked your ass out!! I coulda dodged all of your clutzy bashes. Sucker!
Unknown2006-05-18 16:44:10
set wimpy next time



















































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































IDIOT
Comet2006-05-19 00:25:47
new quakce sux
Unknown2006-05-19 01:07:04
Comet daj plz.

Wonk du nab auf nabben.
Touche2006-05-20 17:25:22
Dang special Mr. troll!!!
Unknown2006-05-21 06:54:07


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