Bree's South Gate There is an old street-lamp on the border of the street. A Guard of Bree is here, watching the gate. A Guard of Bree is here, watching the gate. The gatekeeper stands here. A rugged-looking Man is standing here. A little dog is here. Exits: North South. *>eq You are using: <wielded two-handed> a two-handed sword (brand new) <worn about body> a forest green cloak (used) <worn on arms> a pair of vambraces (brand new) <worn on legs> a thin pair of greaves (brand new) <worn on feet> a pair of iron-shod boots (brand new) <worn on finger> a ring <worn on finger> a ring <worn as belt> a snakeskin belt <worn on belt> a lantern <worn on belt> a hunting knife (brand new) <worn on belt> a water skin *>s The gate seems to be closed. *>o say open Ok. *>s The Gatekeeper looks you over. The Gatekeeper unlocks the gate. The Gatekeeper opens the gate. *>South of Bree Exits: North South. You suddenly notice *Kobold the Orc*. *Kobold the Orc* leaves south. The gate closes quietly. You hear a *click* in a lock. *> *>n The gate seems to be closed. *>s Junction There are two lanterns here. Exits: North East South West. *>s Greenway Exits: North East South West. *>n Junction There are two lanterns here. *Kobold the Orc* is standing here searching for tracks. Exits: North East South West. *>n South of Bree Exits: North South. *>o say open Ok. *> You suddenly notice *Kobold the Orc*. *Kobold the Orc* pierces your right foot and tickles it. * HP:Fine *Kobold the Orc*:Fine>n You try to smite *Kobold the Orc*, but he parries successfully. * HP:Fine *Kobold the Orc*:Fine>No way! You are fighting for your life! * HP:Fine *Kobold the Orc*:Fine>f You sneeze. You are hungry. * HP:Fine *Kobold the Orc*:Fine> You flee head over heels. PANIC! You couldn't escape! * HP:Fine *Kobold the Orc*:Fine> *Kobold the Orc* tries to pierce you, but your parry is successful. * HP:Fine *Kobold the Orc*:Fine>f You flee head over heels. Junction You see two lanterns on the ground. Exits: North East South West. * HP:Fine>s <------ Time to lay some bogus tracks Greenway Exits: North East South West. * HP:Fine>s Greenway Exits: North South. * HP:Fine>s Greenway Exits: North East South West. * HP:Fine>w Grassy Field Exits: East South. * HP:Fine>s Grassy Field Exits: North East South. * HP:Fine>s In the Brush Exits: North South. * HP:Fine>s In the Brush Exits: North South. * HP:Fine>n In the Brush Exits: North South. * HP:Fine>n Grassy Field Exits: North East South. * HP:Fine>n Grassy Field Exits: East South. * HP:Fine>e Greenway Exits: North East South West. * HP:Fine>n Greenway Exits: North South. * HP:Fine>n Greenway Exits: North East South West. * HP:Fine>e Northern End of South Downs Exits: South West. * HP:Fine>s Grassy Field Exits: North East South. * HP:Fine>n Northern End of South Downs Exits: South West. * HP:Fine>nar found kobald Ok. * HP:Fine> *Kobold the Orc* has arrived from the west. * HP:Fine> *Kobold the Orc* tries to sneak behind you! * HP:Fine>f You flee head over heels. PANIC! You couldn't escape! * HP:Fine>f Paranor narrates 'anyone got loot from my corpse at bend in road on rtf near wild weeds ?' * HP:Fine> You flee head over heels. Greenway Exits: North East South West. * HP:Fine> You suddenly notice *Kobold the Orc*. *Kobold the Orc* lightly pierces your head and tickles it. * HP:Fine *Kobold the Orc*:Fine>n No way! You are fighting for your life! * HP:Fine *Kobold the Orc*:Fine> You smite *Kobold the Orc*'s body extremely hard. * HP:Fine *Kobold the Orc*:Fine>f *Kobold the Orc* strongly pierces your left leg and tickles it. * HP:Fine *Kobold the Orc*:Fine> You flee head over heels. Northern End of South Downs Exits: South West. * HP:Fine>fw Someone quickly approaches, trying to pierce you. You suddenly notice *Kobold the Orc*. * HP:Fine *Kobold the Orc*:Fine>Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?! * HP:Fine *Kobold the Orc*:Fine> *Kobold the Orc* pierces your body extremely hard. * HP:Fine *Kobold the Orc*:Fine>f You flee head over heels. Grassy Field Exits: North East South. * HP:Fine>n Northern End of South Downs Exits: South West. * HP:Fine>w Greenway Exits: North East South West. * HP:Fine>n Junction On the ground, there are two lanterns. Exits: North East South West. * HP:Fine>n South of Bree Exits: North South. * HP:Fine>n The gate seems to be closed. * HP:Fine>c call You call for the gate to be opened. * HP:Fine> You have the uneasy impression that a pair of unseen eyes are scrutinizing you from the closed gate. You hear a *click* in a lock. The gate is opened from the other side. * HP:Fine>n Bree's South Gate There is an old street-lamp on the border of the street. A Guard of Bree is here, watching the gate. A Guard of Bree is here, watching the gate. A little dog is here. The gatekeeper stands here. Exits: North South. The gate closes quietly. The Gatekeeper locks the gate. * HP:Fine>n Main Street There is an old street-lamp on the border of the street. A rugged-looking Man is standing here. Exits: East South West. * HP:Fine>n Alas, you cannot go that way... * HP:Fine> *Kobold the Orc* yells 'fuck u' * HP:Fine> *Kobold the Orc* yells 'fuck u' * HP:Fine> *Kobold the Orc* yells 'fock u' * HP:Fine> *Kobold the Orc* yells 'fuck u' * HP:Fine> *Kobold the Orc* yells 'fuck u' * HP:Fine> *Kobold the Orc* yells 'fuck u' * HP:Fine> *Kobold the Orc* yells 'fuck u' * HP:Fine> *Kobold the Orc* yells 'fock u' * HP:Fine> *Kobold the Orc* yells 'vuck u' * HP:Fine> *Kobold the Orc* yells 'fuck u' * HP:Fine> *Kobold the Orc* yells 'fuck u' * HP:Fine> *Kobold the Orc* yells 'guck u' * HP:Fine> *Kobold the Orc* yells 'wick u' * HP:Fine>yell :PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPp Ok. * HP:Fine> You sneeze. You are hungry. * HP:Fine> Darkangel narrates 'where?' * HP:Fine>yell cackle kobald Ok. * HP:Fine> Darkangel narrates 'u had a lot of cheese and salad, paranor?' * HP:Fine>nar at south gate Ok. * HP:Fine> Saving Trunks. * HP:Fine> Gainsbourg narrates 'someone break me out from shire prison?' * HP:Fine> A Man leaves west. * HP:Fine>nar hes swearing at me cuz i got back in! Ok. * HP:Fine> The little dog has arrived from the south. * HP:Fine>k dog * HP:Fine> You smite the little dog's left hindleg extremely hard and shatter it. Your victim is shocked by your hit! You receive your share of experience. **Yawn** Boring kill, wasn't it? Your blood freezes as you hear the little dog's death cry. The little dog is dead! R.I.P. * HP:Fine> A Man has arrived from the west. * HP:Fine> Darkangel tells you 'what is he saying?' * HP:Fine> Darkangel tells you 'was it only he?' * HP:Fine> You feel bolder. <-------And that right there is the moral of my little log