I CAN FLEE! I REALLY CAN!
posted by Trunks
2000-06-25 12:59:44
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-Short and funny (at least the end is funny to me)- I was having a bad night
Bree's South Gate
There is an old street-lamp on the border of the street.
A Guard of Bree is here, watching the gate.
A Guard of Bree is here, watching the gate.
The gatekeeper stands here.
A rugged-looking Man is standing here.
A little dog is here.
Exits: North South.

*>eq
You are using:
<wielded two-handed> a two-handed sword (brand new)
<worn about body>    a forest green cloak (used)
<worn on arms>       a pair of vambraces (brand new)
<worn on legs>       a thin pair of greaves (brand new)
<worn on feet>       a pair of iron-shod boots (brand new)
<worn on finger>     a ring
<worn on finger>     a ring
<worn as belt>       a snakeskin belt
<worn on belt>       a lantern
<worn on belt>       a hunting knife (brand new)
<worn on belt>       a water skin

*>s
The gate seems to be closed.

*>o
say open
Ok.

*>s

The Gatekeeper looks you over.
The Gatekeeper unlocks the gate.
The Gatekeeper opens the gate.

*>South of Bree
Exits: North South.
You suddenly notice *Kobold the Orc*.
*Kobold the Orc* leaves south.
The gate closes quietly.
You hear a *click* in a lock.

*>
*>n
The gate seems to be closed.

*>s
Junction
There are two lanterns here.
Exits: North East South West.

*>s
Greenway
Exits: North East South West.

*>n
Junction
There are two lanterns here.
*Kobold the Orc* is standing here searching for tracks.
Exits: North East South West.

*>n
South of Bree
Exits: North South.

*>o
say open
Ok.

*>
You suddenly notice *Kobold the Orc*.
*Kobold the Orc* pierces your right foot and tickles it.

* HP:Fine *Kobold the Orc*:Fine>n

You try to smite *Kobold the Orc*, but he parries successfully.

* HP:Fine *Kobold the Orc*:Fine>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* HP:Fine *Kobold the Orc*:Fine>f

You sneeze.


You are hungry.

* HP:Fine *Kobold the Orc*:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* HP:Fine *Kobold the Orc*:Fine>
*Kobold the Orc* tries to pierce you, but your parry is successful.

* HP:Fine *Kobold the Orc*:Fine>f
You flee head over heels.
Junction
You see two lanterns on the ground.
Exits: North East South West.

* HP:Fine>s                                            <------ Time to lay some bogus tracks
Greenway
Exits: North East South West.

* HP:Fine>s
Greenway
Exits: North South.

* HP:Fine>s
Greenway
Exits: North East South West.

* HP:Fine>w
Grassy Field
Exits: East South.

* HP:Fine>s
Grassy Field
Exits: North East South.

* HP:Fine>s
In the Brush
Exits: North South.

* HP:Fine>s
In the Brush
Exits: North South.

* HP:Fine>n
In the Brush
Exits: North South.

* HP:Fine>n
Grassy Field
Exits: North East South.

* HP:Fine>n
Grassy Field
Exits: East South.

* HP:Fine>e
Greenway
Exits: North East South West.

* HP:Fine>n
Greenway
Exits: North South.

* HP:Fine>n
Greenway
Exits: North East South West.

* HP:Fine>e
Northern End of South Downs
Exits: South West.

* HP:Fine>s
Grassy Field
Exits: North East South.

* HP:Fine>n
Northern End of South Downs
Exits: South West.

* HP:Fine>nar found kobald
Ok.

* HP:Fine>
*Kobold the Orc* has arrived from the west.             

* HP:Fine>
*Kobold the Orc* tries to sneak behind you!

* HP:Fine>f
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* HP:Fine>f

Paranor narrates 'anyone got loot from my corpse at bend in road on rtf near
wild weeds ?'

* HP:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
Greenway
Exits: North East South West.

* HP:Fine>
You suddenly notice *Kobold the Orc*.
*Kobold the Orc* lightly pierces your head and tickles it.

* HP:Fine *Kobold the Orc*:Fine>n
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* HP:Fine *Kobold the Orc*:Fine>
You smite *Kobold the Orc*'s body extremely hard.

* HP:Fine *Kobold the Orc*:Fine>f

*Kobold the Orc* strongly pierces your left leg and tickles it.

* HP:Fine *Kobold the Orc*:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
Northern End of South Downs
Exits: South West.

* HP:Fine>fw

Someone quickly approaches, trying to pierce you.
You suddenly notice *Kobold the Orc*.

* HP:Fine *Kobold the Orc*:Fine>Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!

* HP:Fine *Kobold the Orc*:Fine>

*Kobold the Orc* pierces your body extremely hard.

* HP:Fine *Kobold the Orc*:Fine>f
You flee head over heels.
Grassy Field
Exits: North East South.

* HP:Fine>n
Northern End of South Downs
Exits: South West.

* HP:Fine>w
Greenway
Exits: North East South West.

* HP:Fine>n
Junction
On the ground, there are two lanterns.
Exits: North East South West.

* HP:Fine>n
South of Bree
Exits: North South.

* HP:Fine>n
The gate seems to be closed.

* HP:Fine>c
call
You call for the gate to be opened.

* HP:Fine>
You have the uneasy impression that a pair of unseen eyes are scrutinizing you
from the closed gate.
You hear a *click* in a lock.
The gate is opened from the other side.

* HP:Fine>n
Bree's South Gate
There is an old street-lamp on the border of the street.
A Guard of Bree is here, watching the gate.
A Guard of Bree is here, watching the gate.
A little dog is here.
The gatekeeper stands here.
Exits: North South.
The gate closes quietly.
The Gatekeeper locks the gate.

* HP:Fine>n
Main Street
There is an old street-lamp on the border of the street.
A rugged-looking Man is standing here.
Exits: East South West.

* HP:Fine>n
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* HP:Fine>
*Kobold the Orc* yells 'fuck u'

* HP:Fine>
*Kobold the Orc* yells 'fuck u'

* HP:Fine>
*Kobold the Orc* yells 'fock u'

* HP:Fine>
*Kobold the Orc* yells 'fuck u'

* HP:Fine>
*Kobold the Orc* yells 'fuck u'

* HP:Fine>
*Kobold the Orc* yells 'fuck u'

* HP:Fine>
*Kobold the Orc* yells 'fuck u'

* HP:Fine>
*Kobold the Orc* yells 'fock u'

* HP:Fine>
*Kobold the Orc* yells 'vuck u'

* HP:Fine>
*Kobold the Orc* yells 'fuck u'

* HP:Fine>
*Kobold the Orc* yells 'fuck u'

* HP:Fine>
*Kobold the Orc* yells 'guck u'

* HP:Fine>
*Kobold the Orc* yells 'wick u'

* HP:Fine>yell :PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPp
Ok.

* HP:Fine>
You sneeze.


You are hungry.

* HP:Fine>
Darkangel narrates 'where?'

* HP:Fine>yell cackle kobald
Ok.

* HP:Fine>
Darkangel narrates 'u had a lot of cheese and salad, paranor?'

* HP:Fine>nar at south gate
Ok.

* HP:Fine>
Saving Trunks.

* HP:Fine>
Gainsbourg narrates 'someone break me out from shire prison?'

* HP:Fine>
A Man leaves west.

* HP:Fine>nar hes swearing at me cuz i got back in!
Ok.

* HP:Fine>
The little dog has arrived from the south.

* HP:Fine>k dog
* HP:Fine>
You smite the little dog's left hindleg extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!
You receive your share of experience.
**Yawn** Boring kill, wasn't it?
Your blood freezes as you hear the little dog's death cry.
The little dog is dead! R.I.P.

* HP:Fine>
A Man has arrived from the west.

* HP:Fine>
Darkangel tells you 'what is he saying?'

* HP:Fine>
Darkangel tells you 'was it only he?'

* HP:Fine>
You feel bolder.     <-------And that right there is the moral of my little log
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