Ricola (more brains than me in any case)
posted by Brunar
2000-06-28 12:12:58
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OK, 2nd try to get this log uploaded right... Ricola decides to make life reall
This log is from July 1999, so it's pretty old. 
You might recognize some of the people init tho.
It was shortly after this episode occurred that Ricola got listed. * ponder *

I was following Quavair doing wolfpack. People were coming from all over to do their civic duty (and hopefully get shire 
membership.) Ricola was a member of our gruppe, much to all our unhappiness, as this is what ensued...

* R S>group
Your group consists of:
     Forin (Head of group)
     Me : )
     The horse
     Stormhawk
     A pack horse
     Pippin
     The warhorse
     A mountain mule
     Spud
     A pony
     Cheesewiz
     A pack horse
     Quavair
     Someone                                                                           <-- Guess Who? I didn't have detect up : (
     A pack horse

* R S>
Quavair narrates 'come witfurrows'                                      <-- OK boss, I'm there!

* R S>
Quavair narrates 'now'

R S> Bank of the Water
n

Forin narrates 'FUCK BOUNDER RESCUED ME'

* R S>The East Road
Exits: East South West.

Forin narrates 'ok that might be enough ppl, meet around 3 farhting or so'

* R S>
You hear some apparently very close noise coming from the east.

Your blood freezes as you hear a death cry.

R S>e
Witfurrows
The corpse of the great black wolf is lying here.
The corpse of a Bounder is lying here.
A Bounder, wielding a shortsword, is here, fighting the great black wolf.
The great black wolf is here, fighting Pippin.
The great black wolf is here, fighting a Bounder.
The grey wolf is here, fighting a Bounder.
The grey wolf is here, fighting a Bounder.
A grey wolf is here, snarling aggressively.
The black wolf is here, fighting Pippin.
A grey wolf is here, snarling aggressively.
The black wolf is here, fighting Pippin.
The grey wolf is here, fighting a Bounder.
The grey wolf is here, fighting a Bounder.
The huge, black wolf is here, fighting Pippin.
The grey wolf is here, fighting a Bounder.
The huge, black wolf is here, fighting a Bounder.
The black wolf is here, fighting Pippin.
Pippin the Half-Elf, wielding a mighty dwarven axe, is here, riding the warhorse, fighting the great black wolf.
The warhorse is standing here, ridden by Pippin.
Stormhawk the Elf, wielding a longbow, is here, riding a pack horse.
A pack horse is standing here, ridden by Stormhawk.
A pack horse is standing here.
Cheesewiz the Dúnadan, wielding a longsword, is here, riding a pack horse.
A pack horse is standing here, ridden by Cheesewiz.
Howard the Hobbit, wielding a double edged eket, is standing here.
A domesticated pony, beast of burden to many, stands here.
Quavair the Elf, wielding a longsword, is standing here.
Glimli the Dwarf, wielding an engraved warhammer, is here, riding a mountain mule.
A mountain mule is standing here, ridden by Glimli.
Spot the Hobbit, wielding a double edged eket, is here, riding a pony, fighting the great black wolf.
A pony is standing here, ridden by Spot.
Elemarch the Elf, wielding an orkish shortbow, is here, riding a pony.
A pony is standing here, ridden by Elemarch.
A domesticated pony, beast of burden to many, stands here.
Walker the Dúnadan, wielding a longsword, is here, riding a pack horse.
A pack horse is standing here, ridden by Walker.
Exits: North East West.
                                                                                                                          <-- That's a wholelotta spam!

R S> ag

Glimli crushes the great black wolf's body extremely hard.
Walker joins Glimli's fight.
The huge, black wolf barely hits Pippin's body and tickles it.
Quavair utters the word 'yufzbarr'
Quavair throws a fireball at the great black wolf, completely enveloping it in flames.
The great black wolf strongly hits Pippin's body and tickles it.

assist Glimli
Alas! 
You failed to reach her through the melee.

* R S>
Forin has arrived from the north riding a mountain mule.
Quavair begins some strange incantations...
Stormhawk utters the words 'diesilla barh'
The great black wolf staggers back as the lightning bolt sent by Stormhawk hits it.
Spot strongly pierces the great black wolf's head.
The black wolf barely hits Pippin's body and tickles it.
The black wolf fails to hit Pippin.

* R S>
Pippin panics, and attempts to flee.
Pippin leaves north riding the warhorse.
Stormhawk begins some strange incantations...
The great black wolf swiftly dodges a Bounder's attempt to pierce it.

* R S>
assist Glimli
You assist Glimli.
The great black wolf hits a Bounder's right leg extremely hard and shatters it.

* R S the great black wolf:Wounded Glimli:Healthy>
Quavair utters the word 'yufzbarr'
Quavair throws a fireball at the great black wolf, completely enveloping it in flames.
The grey wolf lightly hits a Bounder's right leg.
The huge, black wolf fails to hit a Bounder.
The grey wolf lightly hits a Bounder's body and shatters it.
A Bounder swiftly dodges the grey wolf's attempt to hit him.
The grey wolf fails to hit a Bounder.
The grey wolf hits a Bounder's body and shatters it.

* R S the great black wolf:Bad Glimli:Healthy>
Someone utters the word 'zabrahpdjatz'
Someone makes the earth tremble and shiver.                                                                                <-- WTF?!
You fall, and hit yourself!
Ricola slowly fades into existence.                                                                                                  <-- O, I C
You receive your share of experience.
[You receive your share of experience.-> Get coins from corpse]
Get coins from corpse 
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!                                                                   <-- And I'm still grupped! ug
Your blood freezes as you hear a Bounder's death cry.
A Bounder is dead! R.I.P.
You receive your share of experience.
[You receive your share of experience.-> Get coins from corpse]
Get coins from corpse
**Yawn** Boring kill, wasn't it?
Your blood freezes as you hear the grey wolf's death cry.
The grey wolf is dead! R.I.P.
The great black wolf is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.
Ricola dismounts from a pack horse, and stops riding him.
That really HURT!
Ricola swiftly dodges the horse's attempt to hit her.

* R S HP:Hurt the great black wolf:Dying Glimli:Fine> 

Stormhawk begins some strange incantations...

* R S HP:Hurt the great black wolf:Dying Glimli:Fine>
You can't find a coins in the corpse.
The huge, black wolf barely hits Ricola's body and tickles it.
Walker slashes the great black wolf's right hindfoot extremely hard and shatters it.
Your blood freezes as you hear the great black wolf's death cry.
The great black wolf is dead! R.I.P.

* R S HP:Hurt>Stormhawk begins some strange incantations...
You can't find a coins in the corpse.

* R S HP:Hurt>
Ricola swiftly dodges a pony's attempt to hit her.

* R S HP:Hurt>
Ricola begins some strange incantations...                                      <-- That first was a mistake, right? I hope so, but I ain't so sure...


* R S HP:Hurt>
The grey wolf noisily devours the corpse of the grey wolf, leaving only the bones.
The grey wolf tries to hit Ricola, but she parries successfully.

* R S HP:Hurt>
Pippin has arrived from the north riding the warhorse.
The huge, black wolf barely hits Ricola's left leg and tickles it.

* R S HP:Hurt>
Quavair panics, and attempts to flee                                                                    <-- Ya, let's get outta here!
Quavair leaves north.
The great black wolf noisily devours the corpse of the great black wolf, leaving only the bones.
The black wolf lightly hits Ricola's body and tickles it.
Ricola swiftly dodges a mountain mule's attempt to hit her.

* R S HP:Hurt>
Quavair has arrived from the north.

* R S HP:Hurt>
Cheesewiz joins Ricola's fight.
Stormhawk utters the words 'diesilla barh'
The great black wolf staggers back as the lightning bolt sent by Stormhawk hits it.

* R S HP:Hurt>
Quavair leaves east.
You follow Quavair.
The East Road

* R S HP:Hurt>
Your blood freezes as you hear a death cry.
Your blood freezes as you hear a death cry.
Your blood freezes as you hear a death cry.
Your blood freezes as you hear a death cry.
Your blood freezes as you hear a death cry.
Your blood freezes as you hear a death cry.
The earth trembles and shivers.                                                                                     <-- Quake #2

* R S HP:Hurt>
Your blood freezes as you hear a death cry.

* R S HP:Hurt>
Your blood freezes as you hear a death cry.
Your blood freezes as you hear a death cry.
Your blood freezes as you hear a death cry.
Your blood freezes as you hear a death cry.
Your blood freezes as you hear a death cry.
Your blood freezes as you hear a death cry.
Your blood freezes as you hear a death cry.
Your blood freezes as you hear a death cry.
Your blood freezes as you hear a death cry.
Your blood freezes as you hear a death cry.
Your blood freezes as you hear a death cry.
Your blood freezes as you hear a death cry.
Your blood freezes as you hear a death cry.
Your blood freezes as you hear a death cry.
Your blood freezes as you hear a death cry.
The earth trembles and shivers.                                                                                       <-- Quake #3
Your blood freezes as you hear a death cry.

* R S HP:Hurt>
Quavair leaves west.                                                                                                        <-- We go back to see
You follow Quavair.

Witfurrows
.The corpse of *an Elf* is lying here.
The corpse of a pack horse is lying here.
The corpse of a pack horse is lying here.
The corpse of a pack horse is lying here.
The corpse of the grey wolf is lying here.
The corpse of the grey wolf is lying here.
The corpse of the black wolf is lying here.
The corpse of the grey wolf is lying here.
The corpse of the black wolf is lying here.
The corpse of the grey wolf is lying here.
The corpse of the grey wolf is lying here.
The corpse of the huge, black wolf is lying here.
The corpse of the grey wolf is lying here.
The corpse of the huge, black wolf is lying here.
The corpse of the black wolf is lying here.
The corpse of a mountain mule is lying here.
The corpse of *an Elf* is lying here.
The badly ravaged corpse of a mountain mule is lying here.
The corpse of a pony is lying here.
The corpse of a pony is lying here.
The corpse of a pony is lying here.
The corpse of a pack horse is lying here.
The corpse of a pony is lying here.
The badly ravaged corpse of the great black wolf is lying here.
The badly ravaged corpse of the grey wolf is lying here.
The corpse of a Bounder is lying here.
The corpse of the great black wolf is lying here.
The corpse of a Bounder is lying here.
The great black wolf is here, fighting Spot.
Ricola the Elf, wielding a longsword, is here, fighting the warhorse.
Cheesewiz the Dúnadan, wielding a longsword, is standing here.
Howard the Hobbit, wielding a double edged eket, is here, fighting Ricola.
Glimli the Dwarf, wielding an engraved warhammer, is here, fighting Ricola.
Spot the Hobbit, wielding a double edged eket, is here, fighting the great black wolf.
Walker the Dúnadan, wielding a longsword, is lying here, incapacitated.
Forin the Dwarf, wielding an engraved warhammer, is here, fighting the great black wolf.
Pippin the Half-Elf, wielding a mighty dwarven axe, is here, riding the warhorse, fighting the great black wolf.
The warhorse is here, fighting Ricola, ridden by Pippin.
Howard pierces Ricola's left foot and tickles it.

* R S HP:Hurt>
Cheesewiz joins Ricola's fight.
The warhorse says 'At guf yair lafd miwduke Cfaefifon! O wall lohivdar yau!' 
Translation... "
You dumbass! Cut that shit out!
The warhorse lightly hits Ricola's left arm and tickles it.

* R S HP:Hurt>
Quavair leaves east.
You follow Quavair.
The East Road

* R S HP:Hurt>w                                                <-- OK, I'll go back and see what is happening (stupid)
Quavair narrates 'who is QUAKING'
Witfurrows
The corpse of *an Elf* is lying here.
The corpse of a pack horse is lying here.
The corpse of a pack horse is lying here.
The corpse of a pack horse is lying here.
The corpse of the grey wolf is lying here.
The corpse of the grey wolf is lying here.
The corpse of the black wolf is lying here.
The corpse of the grey wolf is lying here.
The corpse of the black wolf is lying here.
The corpse of the grey wolf is lying here.
The corpse of the grey wolf is lying here.
The corpse of the huge, black wolf is lying here.
The corpse of the grey wolf is lying here.
The corpse of the huge, black wolf is lying here.
The corpse of the black wolf is lying here.
The corpse of a mountain mule is lying here.
The corpse of *an Elf* is lying here.
The badly ravaged corpse of a mountain mule is lying here.
The corpse of a pony is lying here.
The corpse of a pony is lying here.
The corpse of a pony is lying here.
The corpse of a pack horse is lying here.
The corpse of a pony is lying here.
The badly ravaged corpse of the great black wolf is lying here.
The badly ravaged corpse of the grey wolf is lying here.
The corpse of a Bounder is lying here.
The corpse of the great black wolf is lying here.
The corpse of a Bounder is lying here.
The great black wolf is lying here, incapacitated.
Ricola the Elf, wielding a longsword, is here, fighting Glimli.
Cheesewiz the Dúnadan, wielding a longsword, is standing here.
Glimli the Dwarf, wielding an engraved warhammer, is here, fighting Ricola.
Walker the Dúnadan, wielding a longsword, is lying here, incapacitated.
Exits: North East West.

* R S HP:Hurt>* R S HP:Hurt>
assist Glimli
Alas! 
You failed to reach her through the melee.

* R S HP:Hurt>ag

Ricola utters the word 'zabrahpdjatz'
Ricola makes the earth tremble and shiver.                                               <-- Shoulda stayed where I was, Quake #4!
You fall, and hit yourself!
You receive your share of experience.
[You receive your share of experience.-> Get coins from corpse]
Get coins from corpse
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear the horse's death cry.
The horse is dead! R.I.P.
You stop riding the horse.
You receive your share of experience.
[You receive your share of experience.-> Get coins from corpse]
Get coins from corpse
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear the great black wolf's death cry.
The great black wolf is dead! R.I.P.

That really HURT!
You receive your share of experience.
[You receive your share of experience.-> Get coins from corpse]
Get coins from corpse
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear Walker's death cry.
Walker is dead! R.I.P.

You flee head over heels.
You were not able to keep your concentration while moving.
Road Through the Village
The corpse of the cute rabbit is lying here.
The badly ravaged corpse of the starved grey wolf is lying here.
The corpse of the cute rabbit is lying here.
Exits: North East South West.
Glimli has arrived from the south.

* S HP:Wounded>assist Glimli
Glimli is not fighting anybody.

* S HP:Wounded>
You can't find a coins in the corpse.

* S HP:Wounded>
You can't find a coins in the corpse.

* S HP:Wounded>
You can't find a coins in the corpse.

* S HP:Wounded>
Spud narrates 'who quaking em?'

* S HP:Wounded>
Quavair narrates 'dont fuckin QUAKE'

* S HP:Wounded>s

You suddenly notice Spot.
Ricola has arrived from the south.

* S HP:Wounded>Witfurrows
The corpse of *a Man* is lying here.
The corpse of the great black wolf is lying here.
The corpse of the horse is lying here.
The corpse of *an Elf* is lying here.
The corpse of a pack horse is lying here.
The corpse of a pack horse is lying here.
The corpse of a pack horse is lying here.
The corpse of the grey wolf is lying here.
The corpse of the grey wolf is lying here.
The corpse of the black wolf is lying here.
The corpse of the grey wolf is lying here.
The corpse of the black wolf is lying here.
The corpse of the grey wolf is lying here.
The corpse of the grey wolf is lying here.
The corpse of the huge, black wolf is lying here.
The corpse of the grey wolf is lying here.
The corpse of the huge, black wolf is lying here.
The corpse of the black wolf is lying here.
The corpse of a mountain mule is lying here.
The corpse of *an Elf* is lying here.
The badly ravaged corpse of a mountain mule is lying here.
The corpse of a pony is lying here.
The corpse of a pony is lying here.
The corpse of a pony is lying here.
The corpse of a pack horse is lying here.
The corpse of a pony is lying here.
The badly ravaged corpse of the great black wolf is lying here.
The badly ravaged corpse of the grey wolf is lying here.
The corpse of a Bounder is lying here.
The corpse of the great black wolf is lying here.
The corpse of a Bounder is lying here.
Cheesewiz the Dúnadan, wielding a longsword, is standing here.
Pippin the Half-Elf, wielding a mighty dwarven axe, is here, riding the warhorse.
The warhorse is standing here, ridden by Pippin.
Exits: North East West.
You suddenly notice Howard.

* S HP:Wounded> 
Quavair narrates 'dumbfucks!!!!1'
Pippin leaves west riding the warhorse.

* S HP:Wounded>Howard falls down laughing.

* S HP:Wounded>e
e
The East Road
Quavair the Elf, wielding a longsword, is standing here.
Exits: East South West.

* S HP:Wounded>Quavair narrates 'u dont fuckin QUAKE'
The East Road
The badly ravaged corpse of the hobbit child is lying here.
The corpse of the starved grey wolf is lying here.
The butchered corpse of the great black wolf is lying here.
The badly ravaged corpse of a Bounder is lying here.
The badly ravaged corpse of a Bounder is lying here.
Exits: North East South West.

* S HP:Wounded>
Ricola narrates 'huly fuck'                                                      <-- She says, realizing her complete ineptness (or trying to fool us?)

* S HP:Wounded>
Forin narrates 'WHAT FUCKING MORON QUAKED'

* S HP:Wounded>
Glimli has arrived from the west.

* S HP:Wounded>follow me
You will not follow anyone else now.

* S HP:Wounded>
Nimloth narrates 'laugh'

* S HP:Wounded>w

Quavair narrates 'DUMBFUCK ASSHOLE!'                                        <-- * nods *

* S HP:Wounded>The East Road
Quavair the Elf, wielding a longsword, is standing here.
Exits: East South West.

* S HP:Wounded>
Quavair leaves west.

* S HP:Wounded>w                                                                              <-- OK, let's see the final tally...
Witfurrows
The corpse of *a Man* is lying here.
The corpse of the great black wolf is lying here.
The corpse of the horse is lying here.
The corpse of *an Elf* is lying here.
The corpse of a pack horse is lying here.
The corpse of a pack horse is lying here.
The corpse of a pack horse is lying here.
The corpse of the grey wolf is lying here.
The corpse of the grey wolf is lying here.
The corpse of the black wolf is lying here.
The corpse of the grey wolf is lying here.
The corpse of the black wolf is lying here.
The corpse of the grey wolf is lying here.
The corpse of the grey wolf is lying here.
The corpse of the huge, black wolf is lying here.
The corpse of the grey wolf is lying here.
The corpse of the huge, black wolf is lying here.
The corpse of the black wolf is lying here.
The corpse of a mountain mule is lying here.
The corpse of *an Elf* is lying here.                                                <-- That's 1 man, 2 elfs. Most Orcs aren't that lucky.
The badly ravaged corpse of a mountain mule is lying here.
The corpse of a pony is lying here.
The corpse of a pony is lying here.
The corpse of a pony is lying here.
The corpse of a pack horse is lying here.
The corpse of a pony is lying here.
The badly ravaged corpse of the great black wolf is lying here.
The badly ravaged corpse of the grey wolf is lying here.
The corpse of a Bounder is lying here.
The corpse of the great black wolf is lying here.
The corpse of a Bounder is lying here. 
Howard the Hobbit, wielding a double edged eket, is standing here.
Thoran the Dwarf, wielding a heavy morningstar, is here, riding a mountain mule.
A mountain mule is standing here, ridden by Thoran.
Pippin the Half-Elf, wielding a mighty dwarven axe, is here, riding the warhorse.
The warhorse is standing here, ridden by Pippin.
Cheesewiz the Dúnadan, wielding a longsword, is standing here.
Quavair the Elf, wielding a longsword, is standing here.
Exits: North East West.                                                                   <-- And a wholelotta wolfs, mounts, and even 2 Bounders!

* S HP:Wounded>
Ricola has arrived from the north.

* S HP:Wounded>
Ricola leaves east.
Cheesewiz leaves east.

* S HP:Wounded>
Thoran ponders life, the universe, and everything.

* S HP:Wounded>
Nimloth narrates 'i just KNEW it was ricola'                                                                  <-- Really? I wonder how?

* S HP:Wounded>
Forin has arrived from the north.

* S HP:Wounded>
Forin leaves east.
Quavair leaves east.

* S HP:Wounded>
Mournblade narrates 'watch the language'                                                   <-- That was all perfectly good English! What's your problem?

* S HP:Wounded>
Forin has arrived from the east.
Quavair has arrived from the east.

* S HP:Wounded>
Quavair stops following Forin.
 
* S HP:Wounded>look                                                                                                      <-- I still could not believe it.
Glimli has arrived from the east.
Witfurrows
The corpse of *a Man* is lying here.
The corpse of the great black wolf is lying here.
The corpse of the horse is lying here.
The corpse of *an Elf* is lying here.
The corpse of a pack horse is lying here.
The corpse of a pack horse is lying here.
The corpse of a pack horse is lying here.
The corpse of the grey wolf is lying here.
The corpse of the grey wolf is lying here.
The corpse of the black wolf is lying here.
The corpse of the grey wolf is lying here.
The corpse of the black wolf is lying here.
The corpse of the grey wolf is lying here.
The corpse of the grey wolf is lying here.
The corpse of the huge, black wolf is lying here.
The corpse of the grey wolf is lying here.
The corpse of the huge, black wolf is lying here.
The corpse of the black wolf is lying here.
The corpse of a mountain mule is lying here.
The corpse of *an Elf* is lying here.
The badly ravaged corpse of a mountain mule is lying here.
The corpse of a pony is lying here.
The corpse of a pony is lying here.
The corpse of a pony is lying here.
The corpse of a pack horse is lying here.
The corpse of a pony is lying here.
The badly ravaged corpse of the great black wolf is lying here.
The badly ravaged corpse of the grey wolf is lying here.
The corpse of a Bounder is lying here.
The corpse of the great black wolf is lying here.
The corpse of a Bounder is lying here.
Howard the Hobbit, wielding a double edged eket, is standing here.
Thoran the Dwarf, wielding a heavy morningstar, is here, riding a mountain mule.
A mountain mule is standing here, ridden by Thoran.
Pippin the Half-Elf, wielding a mighty dwarven axe, is here, riding the warhorse.
The warhorse is standing here, ridden by Pippin.
Forin the Dwarf, wielding an engraved warhammer, is standing here.
Quavair the Elf, wielding a longsword, is standing here.
Glimli the Dwarf, wielding an engraved warhammer, is standing here.
Spot the Hobbit, wielding a double edged eket, is standing here.

* S HP:Wounded>  
Spud has arrived from the west riding a pony.

Quavair narrates 'u killed all mounts'

* S HP:Wounded>
Ricola narrates 'so fuckang surry, y had wrong alaas pretyuped :('                                 <-- We were supposed to believe this... *LOL*

* S HP:Wounded>
Quavair narrates 'and some whities'
Spot narrates 'ricola you dumb fuck'

* S HP:Wounded>
Pippin narrates 'woo! i got a whitie pk!'

* S HP:Wounded>
Glimli says 'What the hell happened?'
Howard falls down laughing.

* S HP:Wounded>
Cheesewiz narrates 'what the heck happened?'

* S HP:Wounded>draw
You sheathe a nasty orkish fang into a weapon sheath.
You skillfully draw a double edged eket, looking evil-minded.

Spud says 'how died'

Spud says 'who'

Spud giggles.

* S HP:Wounded>
Howard gets a red ruby from the corpse of *an Elf*.                                <-- Nice, a really great guy! Looting whitie corpses,  what a puke.

* S HP:Wounded>
Quavair says don't loot elf!
Spot says 'don't loot'

* S HP:Wounded>
Ricola narrates 'was a total accident :('                                                         <--Then you are a total dumbass.

* S HP:Wounded>examine howard
Cheesewiz narrates 'what happened?'
You see nothing special about him.                                                               <-- Except that he is a punkass 
Howard Leader of the Silent Blade. has several bruises.
Howard Leader of the Silent Blade. is using: 
<wielded>            a double edged eket (brand new)
<worn as shield>     a gilted rounded shield (brand new)
<worn on head>       a feathered cap (brand new)
<worn on body>       a brown shirt (brand new)
<worn about body>    an embroidered surcoat (brand new)
<worn on arms>       a pair of cotton sleeves (brand new)
<worn on hands>      a thin pair of leather gloves (used)
<worn on legs>       a red pair of pants (brand new)
<worn on feet>       a pair of smooth, black boots
<worn around neck>   a spiked collar (brand new)
<worn on wrist>      a violet orchid
<worn on wrist>      a wolfskin wristband (brand new)
<worn on back>       an orkish shortbow
<worn across back>   a quiver
<worn as belt>       a broad girdle
<worn on belt>       a sable pouch
<worn on belt>       a stone
<worn on belt>       a strange set of lock picks
<worn on belt>       a large skin
<worn on belt>       a hooded brass lantern

You attempt to peek at the inventory:
a red ruby; it has a soft glowing aura.                                                             <-- The evidence, as it were. What a puke!
a dark coloured flask

* S HP:Wounded>
Spud leaves west riding a pony.

* S HP:Wounded>whois howard
Howard Leader of the Silent Blade. is a Hobbit.                                   <-- *nod* I could have told you that. Hobbitses sux.
Is playing from *.net.

* S HP:Wounded>
Quavair narrates 'u fuckin killed someone'

* S HP:Wounded>
Ricola narrates 'fucking byndkey was wrongly set :('
Spot narrates 'an accident how many fucking times, idiot?'

* S HP:Wounded>
Forin starts butchering the corpse.

* S HP:Wounded>
Howard begins some strange incantations...

* S HP:Wounded>
Howard utters the word 'invisibility'
Howard slowly fades out of existence.
Forin finishes butchering the corpse.

* S HP:Wounded>
Quavair narrates 'an accident 8 fuckin times!'

* S HP:Wounded>
Ricola narrates 'thought i was fballnig wolf'
Someone narrates 'tis all an good fun'                                                        <--Would that be... Howard?

* S HP:Wounded>e
The East Road
Exits: East South West.

* S HP:Wounded>e
The East Road
The badly ravaged corpse of the hobbit child is lying here.
The corpse of the starved grey wolf is lying here.
The butchered corpse of the great black wolf is lying here.
The badly ravaged corpse of a Bounder is lying here.
The badly ravaged corpse of a Bounder is lying here.
A hobbit is here walking around.
Exits: North East South West.


* S HP:Wounded>group me                                                                          <-- Much too late.
e
You leave the group.

* S HP:Wounded>The East Road
The corpse of the huge, black wolf is lying here.
Exits: North East West.

* S HP:Wounded>e
The East Road
Exits: North East South West.

* S HP:Wounded>e
Exits: North East West.

* S HP:Wounded>e
The East Road
A sturdy trained horse is standing here.
A smiling hobbit child is playing around here.
A hobbit is here walking around.
Exits: North East South West.

* S HP:Wounded>e
Brandywine Bridge
You notice a very important sign here.
A brown pair of pants are on the ground.
A raft has been left here.
A Shirriff stands here, keeping a watchful eye on things.
A Shirriff stands here, keeping a watchful eye on things.
A Bounder is here safeguarding the Shire.
A Bounder is here safeguarding the Shire.
A Bounder is here safeguarding the Shire.
A domesticated pony, beast of burden to many, stands here.
Exits: East West.


* S HP:Wounded>
Ricola narrates 'i truly apologize'

* HP:Wounded>narr That was a cluster fuque


After apologizing, it took Ricola about 10 mins to find out what having evil alignment in whitie zones means. For some reason, she then tried to go to Rivendell... and was disappointed. Thereafter, she narrated that she was going over to the dark side permanently and was subsequently Listed. 
I am not sure if Ricola was just an idiot, or had indeed planned the whole thing to begin with and then tried to cover it up with excuses, and I don't think I'll ever know the truth. I do know that all Elf huntsmen attacked me for the week it took me to clear up my alignment difficulties, and that I have never trusted large puke gruppes since.
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