Timing
posted by Taube
2008-10-24 14:38:12
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**Polydeukes and Carzah are a bit annoyed by tells from Traktor,**
**which they discuss on the group tell, when we run into Traktor**



o[ CW HP:Fine>n
Hallway
The corpse of a mean brigand is lying here.
Traktor is standing here picking a lock.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Polydeukes the Black Númenórean is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
Cârzah is standing here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Exits: [east], south, west.
You have found a mean brigand!
A hungry warg (MIN) has arrived from the south.
A mean brigand gets a brown cloak from the corpse of a mean brigand.

![ CW HP:Fine>
Polydeukes begins some strange incantations...

![ CW HP:Fine>exa traktor
You see nothing special about him.
Traktor is a youthful male Orc.
Traktor The Zetor is in an excellent condition.
Traktor The Zetor is using: 
<wielded two-handed> a war mattock
<worn on forearm>    a metal buckler (flawless)
<worn on head>       a great helm (flawless)
<worn on body>       a shining breastplate (flawless)
<worn about body>    a forest green cloak (flawless)
<worn on arms>       a fine pair of metal vambraces (flawless)
<worn on hands>      a fine pair of metal gauntlets (flawless)
<worn on legs>       a fine pair of metal greaves (flawless)
<worn on feet>       a fine pair of metal boots (flawless)
<worn around neck>   a black amulet
<worn on finger>     a ruby ring
<worn on finger>     an icy ring
<worn on back>       a leather backpack
<worn as belt>       a gleaming belt
<worn on belt>       a butcher knife (flawless)
<worn on belt>       a water skin
<worn on belt>       a fragrant-smelling bag
<worn on belt>       a sable pouch
<worn on belt>       a strange set of lock picks
A mean brigand gets a pair of chain mail sleeves from the corpse of a mean
brigand.

![ CW HP:Fine>
Polydeukes utters the word 'grzzs'
Traktor lies down and falls asleep.


//Polydeukes claims this was because the pick was too slow


![ CW HP:Fine>
Using his lockpicks, Polydeukes tries to pick the stonedoor's lock...

![ CW HP:Fine>
A mean brigand leaves west.

![ CW HP:Fine>
A ruffian has arrived from the south.
A young ruffian has arrived from the south.

![ CW HP:Fine>
Polydeukes skillfully picks the lock of the stonedoor.

![ CW HP:Fine>
Polydeukes opens the stonedoor.

![ CW HP:Fine>
Traktor hm

![ CW HP:Fine>
A young ruffian barely hits Traktor's right arm and tickles it.

![ CW HP:Fine>
Traktor smites a young ruffian's body extremely hard and shatters it.

![ CW HP:Fine>
Polydeukes leaves east.
A pack horse leaves east.
You follow Polydeukes.
Stairs Leading Down
The corpse of a ruffian is lying here.
A hungry warg (MIN) has arrived from the west.
Cârzah has arrived from the west.
A hungry warg has arrived from the west.

![ CW HP:Fine>
Polydeukes leaves down.
A pack horse leaves down.
You follow Polydeukes.
The Dungeon
A short burly man stands here, looking around for something.
A hungry warg (MIN) has arrived from above.
Cârzah has arrived from above.
A hungry warg has arrived from above.

![ CW HP:Fine>cha mood agg
Ok.

![ CW HP:Fine>
Polydeukes slashes a prison guard's left arm hard.
A prison guard yells 'HELP! *Polydeokes the Black Nomenurean* as tryang to
kall me yn the Dongeon!'
Your legs feel heavier.

![ CW HP:Fine>b manbash man

Polydeukes swiftly dodges a prison guard's attempt to slash him.

Polydeukes tries to slash a prison guard, but he parries successfully.

Traktor has arrived from above.

Cârzah joins Polydeukes' fight.
assist PolydeukesA prison guard yells 'HELP! *i dreadfol Tarkhnarb Orc* as trying tu kill me an
the Dungeon!'
Your bash at a prison guard sends him sprawling.
You smite a prison guard's left arm extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!
Cârzah pounds a prison guard's right hand extremely hard and shatters it.

![ CW HP:Fine a prison guard:Bad Polydeukes:Healthy>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

![ CW HP:Fine a prison guard:Bad Polydeukes:Healthy>tell Valdreth he has bogger's shiinng plate =P
Ok.

![ CW HP:Fine a prison guard:Bad Polydeukes:Healthy>
Traktor raises his hand.
Polydeukes tries to slash a prison guard, but he parries successfully.

![ CW HP:Fine a prison guard:Bad Polydeukes:Healthy>
You smite a prison guard's right arm extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!
You receive your share of experience.
g coins all.corpseYes! 
You're beginning to get the idea.
You hear a prison guard's death cry as he collapses.
A prison guard is dead! R.I.P.

![ CW HP:Fine>
You get a pile of coins from the corpse of a prison guard.
There was 2 silver pennies and 20 copper pennies.

![ CW HP:Fine>g all.key all.corpseg all.key
You get a tiny stone key from the corpse of a prison guard.

![ CW HP:Fine>
You can't find any key.
Polydeukes said 'your pick is slow'


//About here Carzah pushes enter to use the new group tell-feature


![ CW HP:Fine>
Traktor nods solemnly.


//Here Traktor is allowed in the group anyway


![ CW HP:Fine>
Traktor is now a group member.


//Here the new group tell feature-went through


![ CW HP:Fine>
Cârzah tells the group 'not sure he actually knows english, i think he just
randomly says words he heard somewhere'

![ CW HP:Fine>
Cârzah tilts his head.

![ CW HP:Fine>give key polydeukes
Ok.

![ CW HP:Fine>
Traktor leaves up.

![ CW HP:Fine>gr
Your group consists of:
     Polydeukes (Head of group)
     Traktor
     Cârzah
     a hungry warg
     a hungry warg
     Taube
     a pack horse

![ CW HP:Fine>
Valdreth tells you 'who?'

![ CW HP:Fine>
Polydeukes giggles.

![ CW HP:Fine>
Polydeukes said 'lol =)'

![ CW HP:Fine>tell polydeukes HAHAHA [hota-linjen]tell carzah HAHAHA [hota-linjen]Ok.

![ CW HP:Fine>
Ok.

![ CW HP:Fine>
Polydeukes leaves up.
A pack horse leaves up.
You follow Polydeukes.
Stairs Leading Down
The corpse of a ruffian is lying here.
A hungry warg (MIN) has arrived from below.
Cârzah has arrived from below.
A hungry warg has arrived from below.

![ CW HP:Fine>
Polydeukes leaves west.
A pack horse leaves west.
You follow Polydeukes.
Hallway
The corpse of a mean brigand is lying here.
A hungry warg (MIN) has arrived from the east.
Cârzah has arrived from the east.
A hungry warg has arrived from the east.

![ CW HP:Fine>
Polydeukes leaves west.
A pack horse leaves west.
You follow Polydeukes.
Entrance to the Castle Keep
A hungry warg (MIN) has arrived from the east.
Cârzah has arrived from the east.
A hungry warg has arrived from the east.

![ CW HP:Fine>
Polydeukes said 'he ran now ;P?'

![ CW HP:Fine>tell polydeukes I'm logging that one [hota-linjen]tell carzah I'm logging that one [hota-linjen]Ok.

![ CW HP:Fine>
Ok.

**And on it went!**
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Joacim2008-10-27 00:20:14
Congratulations? You're a faggot who hangs out with other faggots. Sorry but I ran out of medals.
Enya2008-10-27 00:41:25
Well done ;P
Imagine2008-10-29 17:03:34
I thought it was hilarious, and very true :D
Unknown2008-11-03 03:05:49
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