Silly Pukes
posted by Hildegarde
2000-07-05 12:20:06
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This is a realy short log of the stupidest thing I have ever seen a PK'er do.
Crowley leaves east.
The trained horse leaves east.
You follow Crowley.
Blighted Land
Someone is standing here.
*Ciryo the Noldorin Elf*, wielding a longsword, is here, riding a pack horse.
A pack horse is standing here, ridden by *Ciryo the Noldorin Elf*.
*a Dwarf*, wielding a great warsword, is here, riding a mountain mule.
A mountain mule is standing here, ridden by *a Dwarf*.
*a Hobbit*, wielding a double edged eket, is standing here.
A hungry warg has arrived from the west.

* W C>
Crowley (a) tries to slash *a Hobbit*, but he parries successfully.

* W C>kill *hobbit*

Someone says 'man ind orc in?'
*a Hobbit* tries to pierce Crowley (a), but he parries successfully.

* W C>* W C *a Hobbit*:Fine Crowley (a):Fine>
You strongly slash *a Hobbit*'s right foot.

* W C *a Hobbit*:Fine Crowley (a):Fine>
*a Hobbit* lällab: many
Someone leaves east.

* W C *a Hobbit*:Fine Crowley (a):Fine>
*Ciryo the Noldorin Elf* leaves south riding a pack horse.
*a Dwarf* leaves south riding a mountain mule.
*a Hobbit* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a Hobbit* leaves east.

* W C>
Crowley (a) panics, and attempts to flee.
Crowley leaves east.

* W C>
Fearless has arrived from the west.

* W C>
Fearless tries to climb up, but he slips.
You see Fearless falling down.
*Ciryo the Noldorin Elf* has arrived from the south riding a pack horse.
*a Dwarf* has arrived from the south riding a mountain mule.

* W C>
Gragar narrates 'hehe'

* W C>
Someone has arrived from the east.
*Ciryo the Noldorin Elf* begins some strange incantations...

* W C>kill *man*
They aren't here.

* W C>
Someone leaves east.

* W C>kill *elf*

*a Dwarf* smites your left arm extremely hard and shatters it.

* W C HP:Fine *a Dwarf*:Healthy>
You're already fighting!
*Ciryo the Noldorin Elf* utters the word 'zabrahpdjatz'
*Ciryo the Noldorin Elf* makes the earth tremble and shiver.
You fall, and hit yourself!
*Ciryo the Noldorin Elf* dismounts from a pack horse, and stops riding him.
*a Dwarf* stops following *Ciryo the Noldorin Elf*.
That really HURT!
A hungry warg says 'It was your last mistake Ciryo! I will remember you!'

* W C HP:Wounded *a Dwarf*:Fine>
You slash *a Dwarf*'s left foot extremely hard.

* W C HP:Wounded *a Dwarf*:Fine>
The trained horse fumbles and hits himself.

* W C HP:Wounded *a Dwarf*:Fine>
A giant earth beetle has arrived from the west.
A hungry warg lightly hits *Ciryo the Noldorin Elf*'s right hand and tickles
it.

* W C HP:Wounded *a Dwarf*:Fine>
A mountain mule barely hits *Ciryo the Noldorin Elf*'s right foot and tickles
it.

* W C HP:Wounded *a Dwarf*:Fine>
Fearless leaves west.

* W C HP:Wounded *a Dwarf*:Fine>
The trained horse leaves east.

* W C HP:Wounded *a Dwarf*:Fine>west

Narf narrates 's from cave'

* W C HP:Wounded *a Dwarf*:Fine>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* W C HP:Wounded *a Dwarf*:Fine>
*Ciryo the Noldorin Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.
*Ciryo the Noldorin Elf* leaves east.

* W C HP:Wounded *a Dwarf*:Fine>f

Fearless has arrived from the west.
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