Pukes take a walk on the wild side
posted by Norsu
2000-07-12 18:28:11
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*Norsu the orc* 000713
[5-6 pukes had gone to unqalome, we had gathered a rather crappy (but bigger)]
[group to get them, half group couldnt swim tho so we decided to wait outside]
[with the exit blocked. They "sensed" the trap tho and decided to take the]
[other way out, and was outside the entrance, with us blocked inside, so we]
[decided to kill their mounts and leave]

Mountain Pass
Exits: North East West.

* R C>east

Craggy Crater
A stocky mountain mule is here, waiting to serve.
A large warhorse is standing here, clad in mail.
A large warhorse is standing here, clad in mail.
A great dark-grey horse stamps restively.
Exits: East West Down.

* R C>k horse
* R C the warhorse:Fine>
You smite the warhorse's left hindleg extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!
The warhorse says 'At vam youl lozd momkomo Narso! U fall rawezbol yoa!'

* R C the warhorse:Fine>
Drugghar joins your fight.
Kurch joins your fight.
The warhorse says 'At wiw yoil lest semdapu Gurcv! A will lomoftal yeu!'
The warhorse says 'Ad wen youl lesd zastoha DluKdfur! O hirr rasahber yoa!'
Kurch crushes the warhorse's body extremely hard and shatters it.

Mishrak joins your fight.
Dizz joins your fight.
The warhorse says 'Kladola bi dae, Gezw!'
The warhorse says 'At nes yail lafb mispiku MizhreK! G zell lehevbel you!'
Dizz crushes the warhorse's body extremely hard and shatters it.
Mishrak strongly pierces the warhorse's right foreleg.

* R C the warhorse:Wounded>
Torment joins your fight.
Grunk joins your fight.
The warhorse says 'An zos yeol ruzb wiwneku Brond! A wirr lisafpal yeo!'
The warhorse says 'Ub zam youl lavt vesdoke Bilmahp! O null lafezhar yue!'
Grunk slashes the warhorse's right hindleg extremely hard and shatters it.
Torment smites the warhorse's body extremely hard and shatters it.
You receive your share of experience.
Well, you begin to know this creature's anatomy.
Your blood freezes as you hear the warhorse's death cry.
The warhorse is dead! R.I.P.
get coins corpse

* R C>
You can't find a coins in the corpse.

* R C>k horse
* R C the warhorse:Healthy>
You approach the warhorse, trying to smite him.
Dizz joins your fight.
The warhorse says 'It sew yiur left gevKobo Eizz! O wurl rigavbur yoe!'
The warhorse says 'Ut seg youl ragt nifbate Nolma! T woll renafdor yoa!'

* R C the warhorse:Healthy>
Mishrak joins your fight.
The warhorse says 'Drebili pu dee, Vihzlak!'

* R C the warhorse:Healthy>
Drugghar joins your fight.
The warhorse says 'PK waw yaul lezd mastabe Drugdgal! I goll refehtil yee!'

* R C the warhorse:Healthy>
Kurch joins your fight.
Grunk joins your fight.
The warhorse says 'Plohara te dia, Dlamd!'
The warhorse says 'Tradoli de dee, Gulcv!'
Mishrak pierces the warhorse's right hindfoot extremely hard.

* R C the warhorse:Fine>
Torment joins your fight.
The warhorse says 'Tlehalo te mie, Telmemm!'

* R C the warhorse:Fine>
Grunk slashes the warhorse's body extremely hard.

* R C the warhorse:Fine>
Kurch crushes the warhorse's left foreleg extremely hard and shatters it.

* R C the warhorse:Hurt>
Drugghar lightly hits the warhorse's left foreleg and tickles it.

* R C the warhorse:Hurt>
Dizz crushes the warhorse's head extremely hard and shatters it.

* R C the warhorse:Wounded>
Mishrak pierces the warhorse's right hindfoot extremely hard and shatters it.
You smite the warhorse's right hindleg extremely hard and shatter it.
The warhorse is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

* R C the warhorse:Dying>
Torment smites the warhorse's right hindfoot extremely hard and shatters it.
You receive your share of experience.
Well, you begin to know this creature's anatomy.
Your blood freezes as you hear the warhorse's death cry.
The warhorse is dead! R.I.P.
get coins corpse

* R C>
You can't find a coins in the corpse.

* R C>k horse
* R C a horse of the Rohirrim:Healthy>
You approach a horse of the Rohirrim, trying to smite him.
Garuda joins your fight.
Dizz joins your fight.
A horse of the Rohirrim says 'Bt zis yeor ravb mivpoba Dafz! A silr remewKer
yoe!'
A horse of the Rohirrim says 'Dlapole da daa, Eurumo!'
A horse of the Rohirrim says 'At sus yeir rozd saztopa Nolsa! I hall lumefgir
yau!'
Garuda stabs a horse of the Rohirrim's right hindleg extremely hard.

* R C a horse of the Rohirrim:Fine>
Drugghar joins your fight.
Mishrak joins your fight.
Kurch joins your fight.
A horse of the Rohirrim says 'At fos yair risd niftoda Eircs! I farr rozomgil
yaa!'
A horse of the Rohirrim says '
Ok.vas yoar lamK vigdabe Figfrak! A volr
lavifbol yeu!'
A horse of the Rohirrim says 'At vam yier razt fowponi DluKbfal! A vorr
lihumdor yoo!'
Mishrak pierces a horse of the Rohirrim's body hard.
A horse of the Rohirrim barely hits your left foot and tickles it.

* R C HP:Fine a horse of the Rohirrim:Fine>
Torment joins your fight.
A horse of the Rohirrim says 'Plepari ke tea, Kalgowk!'

* R C HP:Fine a horse of the Rohirrim:Fine>
Mishrak pierces a horse of the Rohirrim's body extremely hard.

* R C HP:Fine a horse of the Rohirrim:Hurt>l
Craggy Crater
The corpse of the warhorse is lying here.
The corpse of the warhorse is lying here.
A stocky mountain mule is here, waiting to serve.
A horse of the Rohirrim is here, fighting YOU.
Ramtir is here, riding a hungry warg driven by you (Shrouded).
Torment is here, riding a hungry warg, fighting a horse of the Rohirrim.
Grunk is here, riding a hungry warg driven by Torment.
Focus the Black Númenórean is here, riding a pack horse.
Garuda is here, riding a hungry warg, fighting a horse of the Rohirrim.
Dizz is here, riding a hungry warg driven by Garuda, fighting a horse of the
Rohirrim.
Mishrak is here, riding a hungry warg, fighting a horse of the Rohirrim.
Drugghar is here, riding a hungry warg driven by Mishrak, fighting a horse of
the Rohirrim.
Kurch is here, riding a hungry warg, fighting a horse of the Rohirrim.

* R C HP:Fine a horse of the Rohirrim:Hurt>
Kurch crushes a horse of the Rohirrim's body extremely hard and shatters it.

* R C HP:Fine a horse of the Rohirrim:Wounded>
Drugghar lightly hits a horse of the Rohirrim's left foreleg.

* R C HP:Fine a horse of the Rohirrim:Wounded>
Dizz crushes a horse of the Rohirrim's left hindfoot extremely hard and
shatters it.
You smite a horse of the Rohirrim's left hindleg extremely hard and shatter
it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!
A horse of the Rohirrim is mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.

* R C HP:Fine a horse of the Rohirrim:Dying>l
Craggy Crater
The corpse of the warhorse is lying here.
The corpse of the warhorse is lying here.
A stocky mountain mule is here, waiting to serve.
A horse of the Rohirrim is lying here, mortally wounded.
Ramtir is here, riding a hungry warg driven by you (Shrouded).
Torment is here, riding a hungry warg, fighting a horse of the Rohirrim.
Grunk is here, riding a hungry warg driven by Torment.
Focus the Black Númenórean is here, riding a pack horse.
Garuda is here, riding a hungry warg, fighting a horse of the Rohirrim.
Dizz is here, riding a hungry warg driven by Garuda, fighting a horse of the
Rohirrim.
Mishrak is here, riding a hungry warg, fighting a horse of the Rohirrim.
Drugghar is here, riding a hungry warg driven by Mishrak, fighting a horse of
the Rohirrim.
Kurch is here, riding a hungry warg, fighting a horse of the Rohirrim.
Mishrak pierces a horse of the Rohirrim's right hindfoot extremely hard and
shatters it.
You receive your share of experience.
**Yawn** Boring kill, wasn't it?
Your blood freezes as you hear a horse of the Rohirrim's death cry.
A horse of the Rohirrim is dead! R.I.P.
get coins corpse

* R C HP:Fine>
You can't find a coins in the corpse.

* R C HP:Fine>k mule
* R C HP:Fine a mountain mule:Healthy>
You approach a mountain mule, trying to smite him.

* R C HP:Fine a mountain mule:Healthy>
Garuda joins your fight.
Drugghar joins your fight.
Garuda stabs a mountain mule's left foreleg extremely hard and shatters it.

* R C HP:Fine a mountain mule:Fine>
Dizz joins your fight.

* R C HP:Fine a mountain mule:Fine>
Drugghar lightly hits a mountain mule's right forefoot and tickles it.

* R C HP:Fine a mountain mule:Hurt>
Kurch joins your fight.
Mishrak joins your fight.
Torment joins your fight.
Torment smites a mountain mule's body extremely hard and shatters it.
Mishrak pierces a mountain mule's right hindleg extremely hard and shatters it.
Kurch crushes a mountain mule's left hindfoot extremely hard and shatters it.
You receive your share of experience.
This is really a genocide...
Your blood freezes as you hear a mountain mule's death cry.
A mountain mule is dead! R.I.P.
get coins corpse

* R C HP:Fine>
You can't find a coins in the corpse.

* R C>west

Mountain Pass
Exits: North East West.

* R C>
Grunk grumbles: close if some comes in :)

* R C>west

Mountain Pass
Exits: North East.

* R C>north
Mountain Pass
Exits: East South West.

* R C>'its fucking timed
Ok.

* R C>whe
Players in your zone
--------------------
Torment              - Mountain Pass
Kurch                - Mountain Pass
Drugghar             - Mountain Pass
Focus                - Mountain Pass
Grunk                - Mountain Pass
Norsu                - Mountain Pass
Ramtir               - Mountain Pass
Dizz                 - Mountain Pass
Mishrak              - Mountain Pass
Garuda               - Mountain Pass

* R C>l
Mountain Pass
Ramtir is here, riding a hungry warg driven by you (Shrouded).
Torment is here, riding a hungry warg.
Grunk is here, riding a hungry warg driven by Torment.
Focus the Black Númenórean is here, riding a pack horse.
Garuda is here, riding a hungry warg.
Dizz is here, riding a hungry warg driven by Garuda.
Mishrak is here, riding a hungry warg.
Drugghar is here, riding a hungry warg driven by Mishrak.
Kurch is here, riding a hungry warg.

* R C>
Grunk grumbles: i know

* R C>'takes forever to close
Ok.

* R C>whe
Players in your zone
--------------------
Torment              - Mountain Pass
Kurch                - Mountain Pass
Drugghar             - Mountain Pass
Focus                - Mountain Pass
Grunk                - Mountain Pass
Norsu                - Mountain Pass
Ramtir               - Mountain Pass
Dizz                 - Mountain Pass
Mishrak              - Mountain Pass
Garuda               - Mountain Pass
[Impressive bunch huh? One is even level 2, who i was tping when focus narrated]
[about the pukes :)]

* R C>west

Mouth of a Mountain Pass
Exits: North East Up.

* R C>ln
Grunk grumbles: mebbe they flee s
Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!

* R C>l n
A broken ancientslab.

* R C>north
Rocky Trail
Exits: North East South Up.

* R C>kill *elf*
They aren't here.

* R C>t
track
You carefully examine the ground around you, looking for tracks...

Ramtir hisses 'Fucking whore.'

You see:
   - two tracks of *a Man* leading south (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of *a Man* coming from the south (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of *an Elf* leading south (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of *a Dwarf* leading south (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of *an Elf* leading south (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of *an Elf* leading south (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of *an Elf* coming from the north (done less than 2 hours ago).
   - a track of *a Dwarf* coming from the north (done less than 2 hours ago).
   - a track of *a Man* coming from the north (done less than 2 hours ago).
   - a track of *an Elf* coming from the north (done less than 2 hours ago).
[HMMMMMMMMM wait a second, they went south here, how can that be and we didnt]
eet them? Dont tell me..nah, they cant have...nah, no way they walked off a cliff???]

You stop searching.

* R C>south
Mouth of a Mountain Pass
Exits: North East Up.

* R C>kill *elf*
They aren't here.

* R C>kill *elf*
They aren't here.

* R C>east

kill *elf*
Mountain Pass
Exits: East South West.

* R C>They aren't here.

* R C>t
track
You carefully examine the ground around you, looking for tracks...
[EAST is a fall exit that you can walk into, does like 400hp damage]


Ramtir narrates 'Stop cheating you bastards.'

Saving Norsu.

You see:
   - five tracks of a hungry warg leading west (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of a pack horse leading west (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of *an Elf* leading east (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of *a Dwarf* leading east (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of *an Elf* leading east (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of *an Elf* leading east (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of *a Man* leading east (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of *an Elf* coming from the west (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of *a Dwarf* coming from the west (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of *a Man* coming from the west (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of *an Elf* coming from the west (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of *an Elf* coming from the west (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - five tracks of a hungry warg leading south (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of a pack horse leading south (done less than 1 hour ago).
[HMMMM :))]

west

You stop searching.

* R C>Mouth of a Mountain Pass
Exits: North East Up.

* R C>'laugh
Ok.

* R C>north
Rocky Trail
Exits: North East South Up.

* R C>east

Forest Border
Exits: North East West.

* R C>east

Forest Border
The corpse of *an Elf* is lying here.
The corpse of *a Dwarf* is lying here.
The corpse of *an Elf* is lying here.
The corpse of *a Man* is lying here.
The shadow of *a Man* is floating here.
The shadow of *an Elf* is floating here.
The shadow of *an Elf* is floating here.
*Elestir the Silvan Elf* is lying here, mortally wounded.
Exits: North East West Up.
[Poor elestir has too many hps]

* R C>kill *elf*
* R C>
You smite *Elestir the Silvan Elf*'s right leg extremely hard and shatter it.
You receive your share of experience.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear *Elestir the Silvan Elf*'s death cry.
*Elestir the Silvan Elf* is dead! R.I.P.
get coins corpse
A shadow slowly rises above the corpse of *Elestir the Silvan Elf*.
[100k well earned xp]

* R C>'too funny to be true
Ok.

* R C>
Ramtir hisses 'Well.'

* R C>
Focus smiles viciously.

* R C>
Dizz snickers softly.

* R C>
Kurch says 'whate?'
[Some of us didnt understand yet what happened :)]

* R C a shadow:Healthy>
Grunk stares at the sky.

* R C a shadow:Healthy>
Drugghar falls down laughing.
Kurch says 'do all shadow'
Torment narrates 'LAUGH!'


[The eq :]

You get a black warg fur from the corpse of *a Man*.
You get a small copper key from the corpse of *a Man*.
You get a broad silver belt from the corpse of *a Man*.
You get a fragile parchment from the corpse of *a Man*.
You get a large sack from the corpse of *a Man*.
You get a water skin from the corpse of *a Man*.
You get a water skin from the corpse of *a Man*.
You get a red ruby from the corpse of *a Man*.
You get a thick metal breastplate from the corpse of *a Man*.
You get a great helm from the corpse of *a Man*.
You get a heavy pair of greaves from the corpse of *a Man*.
You get a thick pair of metal boots from the corpse of *a Man*.
You get a thick pair of metal gauntlets from the corpse of *a Man*.
Kurch gets a heavy pair of vambraces from the corpse of *a Man*.
Kurch gets a tower shield from the corpse of *a Man*.
Kurch gets a leather backpack from the corpse of *a Man*.
Kurch gets a keyring with a key and a set of lock picks from the corpse of *a Man*.
Kurch gets a sable pouch from the corpse of *a Man*.
Kurch gets an herbal kit from the corpse of *a Man*.
Kurch gets a stone from the corpse of *a Man*.
Kurch gets a butcher's cleaver from the corpse of *a Man*.
Kurch gets a black warg fur from the corpse of *a Dwarf*.
Kurch gets a thick metal breastplate from the corpse of *a Dwarf*.
Kurch gets a great helm from the corpse of *a Dwarf*.
Kurch gets a heavy pair of greaves from the corpse of *a Dwarf*.
Kurch gets a thick pair of metal boots from the corpse of *a Dwarf*.
Kurch gets a thick pair of metal gauntlets from the corpse of *a Dwarf*.
Kurch gets a heavy pair of vambraces from the corpse of *a Dwarf*.
Kurch gets a bejewelled oak staff from the corpse of *a Dwarf*.
Kurch gets a forest green cloak from the corpse of *a Dwarf*.
Kurch gets a light crossbow from the corpse of *a Dwarf*.
Kurch gets a keyring with a key and a set of lock picks from the corpse of *a Dwarf*.
Kurch gets an ornate, steel-shafted warhammer from the corpse of *a Dwarf*.
Grunk gets a gleaming belt from the corpse of *a Dwarf*.
Grunk gets a belt pouch from the corpse of *a Dwarf*.
Grunk gets a large skin from the corpse of *a Dwarf*.
Grunk gets an herbal kit from the corpse of *a Dwarf*.
Grunk gets a leather backpack from the corpse of *a Dwarf*.
Garuda gets an iron ring from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Mishrak gets a fine grey cloak from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Ramtir gets a large sack from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Ramtir gets a necklace from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Ramtir gets a pale blue stone from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Ramtir gets a plain shirt from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Ramtir gets a plain hood from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Ramtir gets a plain pair of pants from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Ramtir gets a black pair of padded boots from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Ramtir gets a thin pair of leather gloves from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Ramtir gets a pair of soft leather sleeves from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Ramtir gets a bejewelled oak staff from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Ramtir gets a keyring with a key and a set of lock picks from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Ramtir gets the Elven shortsword with a runic inscription from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Ramtir gets a broad silver belt from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Ramtir gets a sable pouch from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Ramtir gets a water skin from the corpse of *an Elf*.
You get a copper ring from the corpse of *an Elf*.
You get a sapphire ring from the corpse of *an Elf*.
You get a ring from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Torment gets a bejewelled oak staff from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Torment gets an engraved broadsword from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Torment gets a beautiful diamond from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Torment gets a bastard sword from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Torment gets a pair of snowshoes from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Torment gets a large glass jug from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Torment gets a pale blue stone from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Torment gets a fine chain mail shirt from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Torment gets a white chain mail coif from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Torment gets a fine pair of chain mail leggings from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Torment gets a pair of iron-shod boots from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Torment gets a thin pair of metal gauntlets from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Torment gets a fine pair of chain mail sleeves from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Torment gets a bejewelled shield from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Torment gets a fine grey cloak from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Torment gets a leather backpack from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Torment gets a keyring with a key and some sets of lock picks from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Mishrak gets a fine grey cloak from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Garuda gets a broad silver belt from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Garuda gets a broad silver belt from the corpse of *an Elf*.
You get a sable pouch from the corpse of *an Elf*.
You get a sable pouch from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Drugghar gets an herbal kit from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Focus gets a black runed dagger from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Drugghar gets a red ruby from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Torment gets an engraved broadsword from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Torment gets a butcher knife from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Torment gets a stone from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Ramtir gets a double edged eket from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Ramtir gets a war arrow from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Ramtir gets a golden harp from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Ramtir gets a receipt for a thick pair of metal boots from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Ramtir gets a flask of miruvor from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Ramtir gets a ticket for a pack horse from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Ramtir gets a large sack from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Ramtir gets a lembas wafer from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Ramtir gets a white shirt from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Ramtir gets a white hood from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Grunk gets a white pair of pants from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Grunk gets a pair of soft leather boots from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Grunk gets a thin pair of leather gloves from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Grunk gets a pair of soft leather sleeves from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Grunk gets a water skin from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Grunk gets a stone from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Grunk gets an herbal kit from the corpse of *an Elf*.

[Pukes were tindomerel fingeror elethariel(?) coco and elestir]
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Isoldir2001-04-27 03:34:22
*LOL*
Mammoth2001-05-21 01:13:28
*rofl* never thought a czech could do that!
Devastator2004-08-04 21:50:43
rofl that is even more hilarious then the smrtihlav fuckup
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