FUCKING SISSIES PLAY PUKES!
posted by Mammoth
2000-08-03 01:34:47
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Why do i even bother playing orc? I've always thought orcs are the brave ones 
* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Warm>
Draaz narrates 'w gate'

* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Warm>tr
west
You stop tracking your victim.
Grashnak has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.

* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Warm>west
In a Light Forest
Exits: North East South West.
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* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Warm>The Lane
Exits: North East South West.
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* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Warm>south
south
The Lane
Exits: North East South West.
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* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Warm>south
The Lane
Exits: North East South.
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* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Warm>south
The Lane
A colourful butterfly is fluttering around here.
Exits: North East South.
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* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Warm>east
Old East Road Meets Greenway
The corpse of the young ranger is lying here.
The corpse of the hardened ranger is lying here.
The corpse of the hardened ranger is lying here.
The shadow of the hardened ranger is floating here.
Exits: North East South West.
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Saving Mammoth.

### Here I think niice 4 pukes waitin to be slaughtered ###

* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Warm>east
Large Road
Draaz is here, riding a hungry warg, fighting *a Dwarf*.
*a Dwarf* is here, riding a mountain mule, fighting Draaz.
*a Dwarf* is here, fighting Draaz.
*Teolin the Half-Elf* is here, fighting Draaz.
A large warhorse is standing here, clad in mail.
*Asanda the Dúnadan Woman* is here, riding the warhorse.
Exits: East West.
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* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Warm>cg
West of Bree
A body lies on a funeral pyre, the flames consuming the flesh.
A brass lantern has been set on the ground.
You see two rings on the ground.
Exits: East South West.
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* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Warm>west
clos gate
It's already closed!

* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Warm>Large Road
Draaz is here, riding a hungry warg, fighting *a Dwarf*.
*a Dwarf* is here, riding a mountain mule, fighting Draaz.
*a Dwarf* is here, fighting Draaz.
*Teolin the Half-Elf* is here, fighting Draaz.
A large warhorse is standing here, clad in mail.
*Asanda the Dúnadan Woman* is here, riding the warhorse.
Exits: East West.
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* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Warm>ku
* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Warm *Asanda the Dúnadan Woman*:Fine>
*Teolin the Half-Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.
*Teolin the Half-Elf* leaves west.
---WEST---
kill *man*
You smite *Asanda the Dúnadan Woman*'s right arm extremely hard.

* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Warm *Asanda the Dúnadan Woman*:Fine>4

*Asanda the Dúnadan Woman* smites your left foot extremely hard.
You feel a strong ache there!

* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Warm *Asanda the Dúnadan Woman*:Fine>
Draaz seems to have recovered his senses.

Draaz panics, and attempts to flee.
Draaz leaves east riding a hungry warg.
---EAST---

* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Warm *Asanda the Dúnadan Woman*:Fine>bash
*a Dwarf* leaves east.
---EAST---

Belemoth smites *Asanda the Dúnadan Woman*'s right arm extremely hard.

*a Dwarf* has arrived from the east.

*Buliwyf the Rohir Man* has arrived from the east riding the warhorse.
*Rian the Noldorin Elf* has arrived from the east riding a pack horse.

#Still everything's under control 6 vs 6 and we're the tough race #

*Asanda the Dúnadan Woman* panics, and attempts to flee.
Your victim has disappeared!
*Asanda the Dúnadan Woman* leaves west riding the warhorse.
---WEST---

* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Warm>
The pigeon has arrived from the east.

* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Warm>ku

You suddenly notice *Iff the Stoor Hobbit*.
*Adrahil the Rohir Man* has arrived from the east riding a pack horse.
*Buliwyf the Rohir Man* smites your body extremely hard.
Grashnak utters the word 'pabraw'
Grashnak raises his voice and ancient powers make *a Dwarf* twist in pain.

* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm *Buliwyf the Rohir Man*:Healthy>*a Dwarf* leaves west.
---WEST---
kill *man*
You're already fighting!

* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm *Buliwyf the Rohir Man*:Healthy>4

*Adrahil the Rohir Man* pounds your right arm extremely hard.

* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm *Buliwyf the Rohir Man*:Healthy>bash
Belemoth approaches *Buliwyf the Rohir Man*, trying to smite him.

*Rian the Noldorin Elf* pierces your right arm hard.
You feel a strong ache there!

*Asanda the Dúnadan Woman* has arrived from the west riding the warhorse.

*Rian the Noldorin Elf* pierces your body hard and tickles it.

*a Dwarf* has arrived from the east.

*a Dwarf* leaves west riding a mountain mule.
---WEST---

Your bash at *Buliwyf the Rohir Man* sends him sprawling.

* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm *Buliwyf the Rohir Man*:Fine>
*a Dwarf* leaves west.
---WEST---

* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm *Buliwyf the Rohir Man*:Fine>flee

Draaz has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
*Adrahil the Rohir Man* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.
---YOU HAVE BEEN BASHED---

* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm *Buliwyf the Rohir Man*:Fine>
*Rian the Noldorin Elf* pierces your right arm hard.
You feel a strong ache there!

* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm *Buliwyf the Rohir Man*:Fine>
*a Dwarf* has arrived from the west riding a mountain mule.

* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm *Buliwyf the Rohir Man*:Fine>
Gurgel pounds *Buliwyf the Rohir Man*'s body extremely hard.
*a Dwarf* has arrived from the west.

* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm *Buliwyf the Rohir Man*:Fine>
*a Dwarf* leaves east riding a mountain mule.
---EAST---

* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm *Buliwyf the Rohir Man*:Fine>
Belemoth smites *Buliwyf the Rohir Man*'s head extremely hard.

* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm *Buliwyf the Rohir Man*:Fine>
Draaz leaves west riding a hungry warg.
---WEST---

* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm *Buliwyf the Rohir Man*:Fine>
Draaz has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.
*Rian the Noldorin Elf* lightly pierces your left foot and tickles it.

* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm *Buliwyf the Rohir Man*:Fine>
*a Dwarf* has arrived from the west.

* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm *Buliwyf the Rohir Man*:Fine>
Focus leaves east riding the trained horse.
---EAST---

* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm *Buliwyf the Rohir Man*:Fine>
Inactivity timeout postponed...

* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm *Buliwyf the Rohir Man*:Fine>
Grashnak utters the word 'pabraw'
*Rian the Noldorin Elf* pierces your left foot hard and tickles it.

* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm *Buliwyf the Rohir Man*:Fine>
Gurgel pounds *Buliwyf the Rohir Man*'s right hand extremely hard.
*Adrahil the Rohir Man* pounds your body extremely hard and shatters it.
You feel a strong ache there!

* R W C HP:Wounded Mana:Warm *Buliwyf the Rohir Man*:Fine>
*Teolin the Half-Elf* has arrived from the west.

* R W C HP:Wounded Mana:Warm *Buliwyf the Rohir Man*:Fine>
*Rian the Noldorin Elf* pierces your left arm hard.

* R W C HP:Wounded Mana:Warm *Buliwyf the Rohir Man*:Fine>
*Buliwyf the Rohir Man* seems to have recovered his senses.

* R W C HP:Wounded Mana:Warm *Buliwyf the Rohir Man*:Fine>
Focus has arrived from the east riding the trained horse.

* R W C HP:Wounded Mana:Warm *Buliwyf the Rohir Man*:Fine>
Your head stops stinging.

* R W C HP:Wounded Mana:Warm *Buliwyf the Rohir Man*:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
West of Bree
A body lies on a funeral pyre, the flames consuming the flesh.
A brass lantern has been set on the ground.
You see two rings on the ground.
*a Dwarf* is here, riding a mountain mule.
Exits: East South West.
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* R W C HP:Wounded Mana:Warm>
*a Dwarf* leaves south riding a mountain mule.
---SOUTH---

o R W C HP:Wounded Mana:Warm>west
Large Road
A large warhorse is standing here, clad in mail.
Grashnak is here trying to concentrate, riding a hungry warg.
Gurgel is here, riding a hungry warg, fighting *Buliwyf the Rohir Man*.
Belemoth is here, riding a hungry warg, fighting *Buliwyf the Rohir Man*.
*Buliwyf the Rohir Man* is here, riding the warhorse, fighting Gurgel.
*Rian the Noldorin Elf* is here, riding a pack horse.
*Iff the Stoor Hobbit* is standing here.
A pigeon is strutting around here.
*Adrahil the Rohir Man* is here, riding a pack horse.
*Asanda the Dúnadan Woman* is here, riding the warhorse.
*a Dwarf* is here, fighting Draaz.
Draaz is here, riding a hungry warg, fighting *a Dwarf*.
*a Dwarf* is here, fighting Focus.
*Teolin the Half-Elf* is standing here.
Focus the Black Númenórean is here, riding the trained horse, fighting *a
Dwarf*.
Exits: East West.
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Prist narrates 'hmmm...someone's stuff on abr...'
Grashnak utters the word 'pabraw'
Grashnak raises his voice and ancient powers make *a Dwarf* twist in pain.

* R W C HP:Wounded Mana:Warm>
*Teolin the Half-Elf* strongly pounds Grashnak's left foot and tickles it.
*a Dwarf* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a Dwarf* leaves east.
---EAST---

* R W C HP:Wounded Mana:Warm>
Grashnak avoids being bashed by *Asanda the Dúnadan Woman* who loses her
balance and falls.

* R W C HP:Wounded Mana:Warm>
*Iff the Stoor Hobbit* leaves west.
---WEST---
The pigeon leaves west.
---WEST---
*Asanda the Dúnadan Woman* stops resting, and clambers on her feet.
Belemoth sends *Buliwyf the Rohir Man* sprawling with a powerful bash.

* R W C HP:Wounded Mana:Warm>low
hit *elf*
cha wimp 100
Wimpy set to: 100

* R W C HP:Wounded Mana:Warm>Draaz leaves east riding a hungry warg.
---EAST---
You cannot attack and flee at the same time.
Belemoth smites *Buliwyf the Rohir Man*'s body extremely hard.

* R W C HP:Wounded Mana:Warm>
*Rian the Noldorin Elf* lightly pierces Focus' body and tickles it.
*a Dwarf* cleaves Focus' left leg hard.

* R W C HP:Wounded Mana:Warm>ku

Gurgel panics, and attempts to flee.
Gurgel leaves west riding a hungry warg.
---WEST---
Focus panics, and attempts to flee.

* R W C HP:Wounded Mana:Warm>* R W C HP:Wounded Mana:Warm *Buliwyf  the Rohir Man*:Hurt Belemoth:Healthy> <- CMON u're a freakin fighter
Draaz has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
kill *man*
You smite *Buliwyf the Rohir Man*'s body extremely hard.

* R W C HP:Wounded Mana:Warm *Buliwyf the Rohir Man*:Hurt Belemoth:Healthy>
Focus panics, and attempts to flee.
Focus leaves west riding the trained horse.
---WEST---

* R W C HP:Wounded Mana:Warm *Buliwyf the Rohir Man*:Hurt Belemoth:Healthy>
Draaz leaves west riding a hungry warg.
---WEST---

* R W C HP:Wounded Mana:Warm *Buliwyf the Rohir Man*:Hurt Belemoth:Healthy>
Grashnak panics, and attempts to flee.
Grashnak panics, but can't stop fighting to flee.

4
* R W C HP:Wounded Mana:Warm *Buliwyf the Rohir Man*:Hurt Belemoth:Healthy>
Grashnak lightly slashes *Teolin the Half-Elf*'s right foot and tickles it.

* R W C HP:Wounded Mana:Warm *Buliwyf the Rohir Man*:Hurt Belemoth:Healthy>bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

* R W C HP:Wounded Mana:Warm *Buliwyf the Rohir Man*:Hurt Belemoth:Healthy>4

Belemoth panics, and attempts to flee.
Belemoth leaves east riding a hungry warg.
---EAST---

* R W C HP:Wounded Mana:Warm *Buliwyf the Rohir Man*:Hurt>
*Asanda the Dúnadan Woman* stops resting, and clambers on her feet.

* R W C HP:Wounded Mana:Warm *Buliwyf the Rohir Man*:Hurt>bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

* R W C HP:Wounded Mana:Warm *Buliwyf the Rohir Man*:Hurt>
*a Dwarf* has arrived from the east.

* R W C HP:Wounded Mana:Warm *Buliwyf the Rohir Man*:Hurt>
*a Dwarf* leaves west.
---WEST---

* R W C HP:Wounded Mana:Warm *Buliwyf the Rohir Man*:Hurt>
Draaz has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.

* R W C HP:Wounded Mana:Warm *Buliwyf the Rohir Man*:Hurt>4
bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?
Belemoth has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.

* R W C HP:Wounded Mana:Warm *Buliwyf the Rohir Man*:Hurt>
*Buliwyf the Rohir Man* seems to have recovered his senses.

* R W C HP:Wounded Mana:Warm *Buliwyf the Rohir Man*:Hurt>4

Draaz leaves west riding a hungry warg.
---WEST---
Belemoth leaves west riding a hungry warg.
---WEST---

* R W C HP:Wounded Mana:Warm *Buliwyf the Rohir Man*:Hurt>bash

Gurgel has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.

Gurgel leaves west riding a hungry warg.
---WEST---

* R W C HP:Wounded Mana:Warm *Buliwyf the Rohir Man*:Hurt>
*Buliwyf the Rohir Man* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.
---YOU HAVE BEEN BASHED---

* R W C HP:Wounded Mana:Warm *Buliwyf the Rohir Man*:Hurt>
*a Dwarf* stops using a mighty dwarven axe.

* R W C HP:Wounded Mana:Warm *Buliwyf the Rohir Man*:Hurt>
*a Dwarf* stops using a large metal wall shield.

* R W C HP:Wounded Mana:Warm *Buliwyf the Rohir Man*:Hurt>
*a Dwarf* gets a great warsword from a leather backpack.
*Buliwyf the Rohir Man* smites your right arm extremely hard and shatters it.
You feel a strong ache there!

* R W C HP:Bad Mana:Warm *Buliwyf the Rohir Man*:Hurt>
Gurgel has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.
*a Dwarf* gets a metal buckler from a leather backpack.

* R W C HP:Bad Mana:Warm *Buliwyf the Rohir Man*:Hurt>
*a Dwarf* masterfully draws a great warsword.
Grashnak seems to have recovered his senses.

* R W C HP:Bad Mana:Warm *Buliwyf the Rohir Man*:Hurt>
Grashnak panics, and attempts to flee.
Grashnak leaves west riding a hungry warg.
---WEST---
Gurgel leaves east riding a hungry warg.
---EAST---
*a Dwarf* binds a metal buckler on his arm.

flee
* R W C HP:Bad Mana:Warm *Buliwyf the Rohir Man*:Hurt>
*a Dwarf* puts a mighty dwarven axe in a leather backpack.

* R W C HP:Bad Mana:Warm *Buliwyf the Rohir Man*:Hurt>
*a Dwarf* puts a large metal wall shield in a leather backpack.

* R W C HP:Bad Mana:Warm *Buliwyf the Rohir Man*:Hurt>
Draaz has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.

* R W C HP:Bad Mana:Warm *Buliwyf the Rohir Man*:Hurt>
*Rian the Noldorin Elf* pierces your left foot hard.

* R W C HP:Bad Mana:Warm *Buliwyf the Rohir Man*:Hurt>
*Adrahil the Rohir Man* leaves east riding a pack horse.
---EAST---
Draaz leaves west riding a hungry warg.
---WEST---
*a Dwarf* smites your body extremely hard and shatters it.
You feel a strong ache there!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* R W C HP:Bad Mana:Warm *Buliwyf the Rohir Man*:Hurt>
PANIC! 
You can't quit the fight!

* R W C HP:Bad Mana:Warm *Buliwyf the Rohir Man*:Hurt>
*Adrahil the Rohir Man* has arrived from the east riding a pack horse.
Inactivity timeout postponed...

* R W C HP:Bad Mana:Warm *Buliwyf the Rohir Man*:Hurt>
*Buliwyf the Rohir Man* smites your right hand extremely hard and shatters it.
You feel a strong ache there!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* R W C HP:Awful Mana:Warm *Buliwyf the Rohir Man*:Hurt>
*Rian the Noldorin Elf* pierces your body hard and shatters it.
You feel a strong ache there!
You are incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

* W C HP:Dying Mana:Warm *Buliwyf the Rohir Man*:Hurt>
You feel a strong ache there!

You are dead! Sorry...

Your head stops stinging.

* W C HP:Awful Mana:Warm>Nah... 
You feel too relaxed to do that..

* W C HP:Awful Mana:Warm>l
Hall of Orcs
The remainders of a disgusting elf-stew cover the ground.
A large fountain, made from grey stone, pours water from its centre.
A musty bread has been left here.
A pot full of the half-decayed remains of an elf is here.

* W C HP:Awful Mana:Warm>l
Hall of Orcs
The remainders of a disgusting elf-stew cover the ground.
A large fountain, made from grey stone, pours water from its centre.
A musty bread has been left here.
A pot full of the half-decayed remains of an elf is here.

* W C HP:Awful Mana:Warm>sc
r
3/423 hit, 26/88 mana, and 135/154 moves.

* W C HP:Awful Mana:Warm>l
You are already resting.

* W C HP:Awful Mana:Warm>Hall of Orcs
The remainders of a disgusting elf-stew cover the ground.
A large fountain, made from grey stone, pours water from its centre.
A musty bread has been left here.
A pot full of the half-decayed remains of an elf is here.

* W C HP:Awful Mana:Warm>stat
OB: 106%, DB: -32%, PB: 0%, Armour: 0%. Wimpy: 100. Mood: wimpy.
Needed: 828,057 xp, 0 tp. Wp: 7. Gold: 0. Alert: normal.

* W C HP:Awful Mana:Warm>
WARNING: inactivity timeout in 5 seconds.
sc

* W C HP:Awful Mana:Warm>6/423 hit, 28/88 mana, and 142/154 moves.

* W C HP:Awful Mana:Warm>l
Hall of Orcs
The remainders of a disgusting elf-stew cover the ground.
A large fountain, made from grey stone, pours water from its centre.
A musty bread has been left here.
A pot full of the half-decayed remains of an elf is here.

* W C HP:Awful Mana:Warm>sl
You go to sleep.
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