Hilarious little log, no pk
posted by Tantive
2000-08-06 17:14:17
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You kinda have to see this, or it ruins the fun.
* C HP:Fine>e
opForest in the Hills
Exits: North East West.
A pack horse has arrived from the west.

* C HP:Fine> vegetation
s
Ok.

* C HP:Fine>op Deserted smial
Exits: North.
A pack horse has arrived from the north.

* C HP:Fine>hatch
d
Ok.

* C HP:Fine>oCavern below the deserted smial
Exits: South West Up.
A pack horse has arrived from above.

* C HP:Fine>p door
s
Ok.

* C HP:Fine>
cloPipeweed-smuggler's hideout
The corpse of a hobbit smuggler is lying here.
The corpse of a hobbit smuggler is lying here.
Alderman the Dúnadan is standing here tending wounds.
Exits: North East.
A pack horse has arrived from the north.

* C HP:Fine>se door
Ok.

* C HP:Fine>sniff
You sniff sadly. *SNIFF*

* C HP:Fine>whois alderman
Ariakan narrates 'hhmm'
Alderman is a level eight Dúnadan Fighter.
Is playing from *.ee.

And you go and you go and you go
with out the end

until you reach the bend


* C>
Alderman successfully binds his wound.

* C>say you doing big
Alderman says 'big boss alive'

* C> smuggler too?
Ok.

* C>thank alde
Alderman says 'you could do it'

* C>rman
You thank Alderman heartily.

* C>exam alderman
You see nothing special about him.
Alderman is an adult male Man.
Alderman the Man Fighter is in very bad shape.
Alderman the Man Fighter seems to have:
       A grievous wound at the right arm,
       A deep wound at the body.
Alderman the Man Fighter is using:
<wielded>            a broadsword (brand new)
<worn as shield>     a large wooden full shield (used)
<worn on head>       a leather helmet (used)
<worn on body>       a rigid leather breastplate (brand new)
<worn about body>    a forest green cloak (used)
<worn on arms>       a thin pair of rigid leather sleeves (used)
<worn on hands>      a pair of rigid leather gloves (used)
<worn on legs>       a thick pair of soft leather trousers (used)
<worn on feet>       a thick pair of soft leather boots (used)
<worn on back>       a leather backpack
<worn across back>   a quiver
<worn as belt>       a plain leather belt
<worn on belt>       a lantern
<worn on belt>       a hunting knife (brand new)
<worn on belt>       a stone

* C>say need first ai
Alderman bleeds from open wounds.
Alderman is stunned and will probably die soon.
Alderman scratches himself impatiently.
Alderman dies from bloodlack.
Your blood freezes as you hear Alderman's death cry.
Alderman is dead! R.I.P.

* C>d?
Ok.

* C>nar shit
Ok.

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Diam2000-08-15 11:38:28
LOL OLOLO LO LOL OLLOLOL
I started already laughing when i saw the whois desc:]
Tantive2000-12-23 22:46:38
Bleeds, stunned, scratches, dies, then I say "You need first aid?" :)
Prist2001-05-23 17:56:12
Some 20th time or so when i see that log and it still makes me laugh :P
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