Funny.. but not funny:P i found it funny
posted by Glamduril
2000-08-07 12:01:27
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hehe, don't know what the hell he was thinking:P half the fight, no weap LOL he
* C Mana:Warm Move:Exhausted>re
You sit down and rest your tired bones.

* C Mana:Warm Move:Fainting>re
You are already resting.

* C Mana:Warm Move:Fainting>re
You are already resting.

* C Mana:Warm Move:Fainting>
*an Orc* has arrived from the north riding a hungry warg.

* C Mana:Warm Move:Fainting>st

*an Orc* lightly hits your right foot and tickles it.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Warm Move:Fainting *an Orc*:Healthy>Do you not consider fighting as standing?

* C HP:Fine Mana:Warm Move:Fainting *an Orc*:Healthy>cs
cast 'colour spray'
You quickly recall your stored spell...

Your spell backfired! 
You feel drained.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Cold Move:Fainting *an Orc*:Healthy>sigh
You sigh.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Cold Move:Fainting *an Orc*:Healthy>lb
cast 'lightning bolt'
You muster all of your concentration...

* C HP:Fine Mana:Cold Move:Fainting *an Orc*:Healthy>
*an Orc* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.
Aye! 
You cannot concentrate any more...

* C HP:Fine Mana:Cold Move:Fainting *an Orc*:Healthy>cw
nar ORC LB COME

*an Orc* lightly hits your right arm and tickles it.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Cold Move:Fainting *an Orc*:Healthy>
Your head stops stinging.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Cold Move:Fainting *an Orc*:Healthy>change mood wimpy
Ok.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Cold Move:Fainting *an Orc*:Healthy>ex orc
Adron narrates 'orcs by tbad'
Ok.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Cold Move:Fainting *an Orc*:Healthy>examine orc
You see nothing special about him.
*an Orc* is in an excellent condition.
*an Orc* is using: 
<worn as shield>     a large wooden wall shield (brand new)
<worn on head>       a great helm (brand new)
<worn on body>       a thick metal breastplate (brand new)
<worn about body>    a forest green cloak (brand new)
<worn on arms>       a heavy pair of vambraces (brand new)
<worn on legs>       a pair of plate greaves (brand new)
<worn on feet>       a thick pair of metal boots (brand new)
<worn around neck>   a grotesque necklace
<worn on finger>     a ring of silver
<worn on back>       a leather backpack
<worn as belt>       a studded leather belt
<worn on belt>       a butcher knife (dented)
<worn on belt>       a bloody pair of elf ears
<worn on belt>       a large skin
<worn on belt>       an herbal kit

* C HP:Fine Mana:Cold Move:Fainting *an Orc*:Healthy>gig orc
* C HP:Fine Mana:Cold Move:Fainting *an Orc*:Healthy>
You giggle at his silly antics.
*an Orc* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Cold Move:Fainting *an Orc*:Healthy>
*an Orc* hits your right arm.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Cold Move:Fainting *an Orc*:Healthy>lb

Your head stops stinging.
Rian narrates 'what orcs at tbad?'
*an Orc* lightly hits your left foot and tickles it.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Cold Move:Fainting *an Orc*:Healthy>cast 'lightning bolt'
You muster all of your concentration...

* C HP:Fine Mana:Cold Move:Fainting *an Orc*:Healthy>
*an Orc* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.
Aye! 
You cannot concentrate any more...

* C HP:Fine Mana:Cold Move:Fainting *an Orc*:Healthy>
*an Orc* barely hits your body and tickles it.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Cold Move:Weak *an Orc*:Healthy>nar COME LB

*an Orc* lightly hits your right leg and tickles it.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Cold Move:Weak *an Orc*:Healthy>
Khawin narrates 'shake unborn and no name orc really close to lww smugglers'

* C HP:Fine Mana:Cold Move:Weak *an Orc*:Healthy>
Adron narrates 'not sure i was spamming by'
Your head stops stinging.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Cold Move:Weak *an Orc*:Healthy>
Ok.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Cold Move:Fainting *an Orc*:Healthy>nar please:( <<:P
Ok.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Cold Move:Fainting *an Orc*:Healthy>
*an Orc* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Cold Move:Fainting *an Orc*:Healthy>
*an Orc* hits your left arm.

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm Move:Fainting *an Orc*:Healthy>
Your head stops stinging.

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm Move:Fainting *an Orc*:Healthy>say dammit
Ok.

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm Move:Fainting *an Orc*:Healthy>
*an Orc* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm Move:Fainting *an Orc*:Healthy>
*an Orc* lightly hits your left leg and tickles it.

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm Move:Fainting *an Orc*:Healthy>
*an Orc* roars: ?

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm Move:Fainting *an Orc*:Healthy>say i lowbie:(

Your head stops stinging.

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm Move:Weak *an Orc*:Healthy>
Ok.

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm Move:Weak *an Orc*:Healthy>cw
change mood wimpy
Ok.

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm Move:Weak *an Orc*:Healthy>
*an Orc* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm Move:Weak *an Orc*:Healthy>
*an Orc* comforts you.

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm Move:Weak *an Orc*:Healthy>
*an Orc* barely hits your body and tickles it.

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm Move:Weak *an Orc*:Healthy>
*an Orc* lightly hits your right leg.
You feel a strong ache there!

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm Move:Weak *an Orc*:Healthy>say erm, don't kill?:P <<LOL:P i try>>

Your head stops stinging.

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm Move:Weak *an Orc*:Healthy>stat
Ok.

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm Move:Weak *an Orc*:Healthy>OB: 27%, DB: 21%, PB: 47%, Armour: 31%. Wimpy: 20. Mood: wimpy.
Needed: 262,804 xp, 0 tp. Wp: 0. Lauren: 3. Alert: normal.
Affected by:
- a light wound at the right leg.
- noquit
- novoid

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm Move:Weak *an Orc*:Healthy>cs
cast 'colour spray'
You muster all of your concentration...

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm Move:Weak *an Orc*:Healthy>
*an Orc* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.
Aye! 
You cannot concentrate any more...
*an Orc* barely hits your body and tickles it.

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm Move:Weak *an Orc*:Healthy>
*an Orc* roars: nice eq		<<Its about the eq eh?:(>>

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm Move:Weak *an Orc*:Healthy>
*an Orc* lightly hits your left arm and tickles it.

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm Move:Weak *an Orc*:Healthy>
*an Orc* lightly hits your left arm.

say dammit:P
Your head stops stinging.

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm Move:Weak *an Orc*:Healthy>
Ok.

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm Move:Weak *an Orc*:Healthy>lb
cast 'lightning bolt'
You start to concentrate...

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm Move:Weak *an Orc*:Healthy>
*an Orc* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.
Aye! 
You cannot concentrate any more...

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm Move:Weak *an Orc*:Healthy>norm

*an Orc* lightly hits your right arm.
You feel a strong ache there!

* C HP:Wounded Mana:Warm Move:Weak *an Orc*:Healthy>inc

Your head stops stinging.

* C HP:Wounded Mana:Warm Move:Weak *an Orc*:Healthy>change spell normal
Ok.

* C HP:Wounded Mana:Warm Move:Weak *an Orc*:Healthy>Title now visible. 

* C HP:Wounded Mana:Warm Move:Weak *an Orc*:Healthy>say whois glamduril
Ok.

* C HP:Wounded Mana:Warm Move:Weak *an Orc*:Healthy>,b
Ok.

* C HP:Wounded Mana:Warm Move:Weak *an Orc*:Healthy>lb
cast 'lightning bolt'
You start to concentrate...

* C HP:Wounded Mana:Warm Move:Weak *an Orc*:Healthy>
*an Orc* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.
Aye! 
You cannot concentrate any more...

* C HP:Wounded Mana:Warm Move:Weak *an Orc*:Healthy>say name?

*an Orc* barely hits your left leg and tickles it.

* C HP:Wounded Mana:Warm Move:Weak *an Orc*:Healthy>lb
lb
lb
lb

*an Orc* lightly hits your left arm.

Your head stops stinging.

* C HP:Wounded Mana:Warm Move:Weak *an Orc*:Healthy>
Ok.

* C HP:Wounded Mana:Warm Move:Weak *an Orc*:Healthy>cast 'lightning bolt'
You start to concentrate...

*an Orc* thinks till it hurts.

Ok.
The lightning bolt hits *an Orc* with full impact.

* C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Weak *an Orc*:Fine>cast 'lightning bolt'
You start to concentrate...

* C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Weak *an Orc*:Fine>
*an Orc* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.
Aye! 
You cannot concentrate any more...

* C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Slow *an Orc*:Fine>
*an Orc* roars: assa

* C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Slow *an Orc*:Fine>
*an Orc* barely hits your right leg and tickles it.

* C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Slow *an Orc*:Fine>whois assa
hug orc

*an Orc* lightly hits your left hand.

* C HP:Wounded Mana:Warm Move:Slow *an Orc*:Fine>lb

The slithering snake has arrived from the north.

lb
* C HP:Wounded Mana:Warm Move:Slow *an Orc*:Fine>
The slithering snake lightly hits your right foot.

* C HP:Wounded Mana:Warm Move:Slow *an Orc*:Fine>lb
lb

Your head stops stinging.

* C HP:Wounded Mana:Warm Move:Slow *an Orc*:Fine>cast 'lightning bolt'
You start to concentrate...

* C HP:Wounded Mana:Warm Move:Slow *an Orc*:Fine>
*an Orc* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.
Aye! 
You cannot concentrate any more...

* C HP:Wounded Mana:Warm Move:Slow *an Orc*:Fine>
*an Orc* lightly hits your right arm.

* C HP:Bad Mana:Warm Move:Slow *an Orc*:Fine>cha spe q
lb

*an Orc* barely hits your right leg.

lb
* C HP:Bad Mana:Warm Move:Slow *an Orc*:Fine>lb
lb
lb
lb

*an Orc* lightly hits your head.
You feel a strong ache there!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

lb
Your head stops stinging.

* C HP:Bad Mana:Warm Move:Slow *an Orc*:Fine>cast 'lightning bolt'
You start to concentrate...

You flee head over heels.
You were not able to keep your concentration while moving.
Plains Beside the Road
The corpse of the slithering snake is lying here.
Exits: North East West.

* C HP:Bad Mana:Warm Move:Weak>Assa Deja Vu is a level thirty-one Orkish Soldier.



* C HP:Bad Mana:Warm Move:Weak>Sorry, friend, I can't see that person here.

* C HP:Bad Mana:Warm Move:Weak>cast 'lightning bolt'
Who should the spell be cast upon?

* C HP:Bad Mana:Warm Move:Weak>*an Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
cast 'lightning bolt'
Who should the spell be cast upon?

* C HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Weak>*an Orc* quickly approaches, trying to hit you.
cast 'lightning bolt'
You start to concentrate...

s
You flee head over heels.
You were not able to keep your concentration while moving.
Plains Beside the Road
A grey hare stands alert, looking and listening for predators.
Exits: North East.

* C HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Weak>cast 'lightning bolt'
Who should the spell be cast upon?

* C HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Weak>
Ok.

* C HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Weak>cast 'lightning bolt'
Who should the spell be cast upon?

* C HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Weak>cast 'lightning bolt'
Who should the spell be cast upon?

* C HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Weak>cast 'lightning bolt'
Who should the spell be cast upon?

* C HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Weak>cast 'lightning bolt'
Who should the spell be cast upon?

* C HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Weak>*an Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
cast 'lightning bolt'
Who should the spell be cast upon?

* C HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Weak>w
cast 'lightning bolt'
Who should the spell be cast upon?

* C HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Weak>cast 'lightning bolt'
Who should the spell be cast upon?
*an Orc* tries to hit you, but your parry is successful.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* C HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Weak *an Orc*:Fine>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* C HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Weak *an Orc*:Fine>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* C HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Weak *an Orc*:Fine>f
You flee head over heels.
Plains Beside the Road
The corpse of the slithering snake is lying here.
Exits: North East West.

* C HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Weak>w
Plains Beside the Road
A grey hare stands alert, looking and listening for predators.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
Exits: North East.
*an Orc* leaves east riding a hungry warg.

* C HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Fainting>w
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* C HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Fainting>n

*an Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.

* C HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Fainting>w
w
*an Orc* tries to hit you, but your parry is successful.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* C HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Fainting *an Orc*:Fine>w
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* C HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Fainting *an Orc*:Fine>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* C HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Fainting *an Orc*:Fine>f
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* C HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Fainting *an Orc*:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
Bend in the Old East Road
Exits: North East South West.

* C HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Exhausted>w

*an Orc* has arrived from the south riding a hungry warg.

* C HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Exhausted>
You are too exhausted.

* C HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Exhausted>lb

*an Orc* quickly approaches, trying to hit you.

* C HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Exhausted *an Orc*:Fine>cast 'lightning bolt'
You muster all of your concentration...

b
*an Orc* lightly hits your right arm and shatters it.
Aye! 
You cannot concentrate any more...
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* C HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Fainting *an Orc*:Fine>cast 'burning hands'
You start to concentrate...

You flee head over heels.
You were not able to keep your concentration while moving.
Fields Beside the Road
Exits: North East.

* C HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Exhausted>
*an Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.

* C HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Exhausted>n

*an Orc* quickly approaches, trying to hit you.

* C HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Exhausted *an Orc*:Fine>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* C HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Exhausted *an Orc*:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
You are too exhausted.
You are too exhausted.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* C HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Exhausted *an Orc*:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
You are too exhausted.
You are too exhausted.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* C HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Exhausted *an Orc*:Fine>say weapon?  <<<*THINK>>>
Ok.

* C HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Fainting *an Orc*:Fine>
*an Orc* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
*an Orc* barely hits your body.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* C HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Fainting *an Orc*:Fine>
PANIC! 
You can't quit the fight!

* C HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Fainting *an Orc*:Fine>cha spe 0

*an Orc* masterfully draws a heavy morningstar.  <<<<<<<ROTFLLLLLLL>>>>>>>

* C HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Fainting *an Orc*:Fine>
*an Orc* crushes your left leg extremely hard and shatters it.
Ouch! 
You lose a level!

You are dead! Sorry...		<<there we go!>>

<<<Sorry if i offended anyone by posting a shitty log:P 
but i wasn't sure if he did it on purpose or if he was smoking crack the entire
"fight"
thank you
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