Gernhardt Gnechterschmidt
posted by *a cunning Trol
2000-08-11 09:53:27
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Arcanum ... cannot resist the lure of crumpets
###   8/1/00
###   *a nasty hobbit* got spotted by large earth troll, but we
###   deminstrate how Trolls is more smarter than *hobbit*

o HP:Hurt>wh
poPlayers in your zone
--------------------
Stromboli            - At a Nexus
Juko                 - At a Nexus
Touchstone           - At a Nexus
Berfert              - Earthy Tunnel

o HP:Hurt>nd
You ponder life, the universe, and everything.

o HP:Hurt>
Juko drools: he will enter cellar

o HP:Hurt>s
e
#8 s
w
u
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wwall
sd cask
#Ok. $doorname is now set to {cask}.
sa WO WOWO totall lagged



sa hello am i cellar yet

Juko drools: he is stupid hobbit

o HP:Hurt>
Touchstone stops following Juko.
Touchstone starts following you.

o HP:Hurt>
The young troll leaves west.

o HP:Hurt>
Berfert has arrived from the east.

o HP:Hurt>
The young troll has arrived from the west.

o HP:Hurt>
Berfert leaves up.

o HP:Hurt>A Dark Tunnel
Exits: North East.

o HP:Hurt>A Dark Tunnel
Exits: South West.

o HP:Hurt>A Dark Tunnel
Exits: North South.

o HP:Hurt>A Dark Tunnel
Exits: North South.

o HP:Hurt>A Dark Tunnel
A demon wolf lurks here, its dark form twisting and hiding its shape.
A powerful young troll stares at you.
Exits: North South.

o HP:Hurt>Rough Junction
Exits: North South West.

o HP:Hurt>A Dark Tunnel
The corpse of the young troll is lying here.
Exits: North South.

o HP:Hurt>A Dark Tunnel
Exits: North South.

o HP:Hurt>A Dark Tunnel
Exits: North South.

o HP:Hurt>Clumsy Intersection
Exits: North South West.

o HP:Hurt>A Dark Tunnel
Exits: East West Up.

o HP:Hurt>Intersection
Exits: North Up Down.

o HP:Hurt>A Steep Tunnel
Exits: South Down.

o HP:Hurt>Rough Passageway
Exits: North South West.

o HP:Hurt>It's already open!

o HP:Hurt>An Abandoned Cellar
An experienced orkish scout is looking for tracks on the ground.
An orkish soldier is here, patrolling the area.
Exits: East *Up*.

o HP:Hurt>
Ok.

o HP:Hurt>
Ok.

o HP:Hurt>o HP:Hurt>o HP:Hurt>o HP:Hurt>
Ok.

o HP:Hurt>sa am here i am
l
Juko drools: lol
Ok.

o HP:Hurt>An Abandoned Cellar
An experienced orkish scout is looking for tracks on the ground.
An orkish soldier is here, patrolling the area.
Touchstone the Hill Troll is standing here.
Juko the Hill Troll is standing here.

o HP:Hurt>danc
ex
Having fun?

o HP:Hurt>Up    - *SUNLIGHT*

o HP:Hurt>sa i flush a bity
fe
Ok.

o HP:Hurt>
You begin to search ...

agg
hob
#Ok. {kk} aliases {kill *hobbit*}.
#Ok. {bb} aliases {bash *hobbit*}.
#Ok. {9} aliases {track *hobbit*}.
fe
Juko nods solemnly.

You didn't find anyone.

o HP:Hurt>
Ok.

o HP:Hurt>
You begin to search ...

fe
Saving Stromboli.

fe
fe
You didn't find anyone.

o HP:Hurt>
You begin to search ...

###   Ran across a bashing hobbit about 20 mins ago at priest

sa oh that bastard bashes anyway
You didn't find anyone.

o HP:Hurt>
You begin to search ...






o HP:Hurt>



You begin to search ...

o HP:Hurt>
Ok.

o HP:Hurt>o HP:Hurt>o HP:Hurt>o HP:Hurt>o HP:Hurt>o HP:Hurt>o HP:Hurt>o HP:Hurt>o HP:Fine>r
wh
sco
You sit down and rest your tired bones.

o HP:Fine>Juko drools: its different hobbit
Players in your zone
--------------------
Stromboli            - An Abandoned Cellar
Juko                 - An Abandoned Cellar
Touchstone           - An Abandoned Cellar
Berfert              - Cave

o HP:Fine>299/423 hit, and 79/116 moves.

o HP:Fine>ti

You suddenly notice *a Hobbit*.

* HP:Fine>According to the Dúnadan calendar, it is:
4pm on Hevensday, the 10th of Thrimidge (Spring: 7/20)
The present Tan Istar, Lord of the Istari Council is Graven.
Real time is Wed Aug  2 03:52:13 2000 GMT.
Last reboot due to a crash at Sat Jul 29 21:39:31 2000 GMT

* HP:Fine>st
ko

*a Hobbit* leaves up.

o HP:Fine>
You stop resting, and stand up.

o HP:Fine>sa OThey aren't here.

o HP:Fine>H FUCK ME
!
Ok.

o HP:Fine>
Ok.

o HP:Fine>
Juko drools: LKDFJSALKGHESAGSAFDLJHGSAD

o HP:Fine>
Juko drools: LSKDJFLKDSHGADSLKHGDS

o HP:Fine>
Juko drools: LSKDJFLKDSHGADSLKHGDS

o HP:Fine>
Juko drools: LSKDJFLKDSHGADSLKHGDS

o HP:Fine>
Juko drools: LSKDJFLKDSHGADSLKHGDS

o HP:Fine>laugh

Juko drools: LSKDJFLKDSHGADSLKHGDS

o HP:Fine>
Juko drools: LSKDJFLKDSHGADSLKHGDS

o HP:Fine>
Juko drools: LSKDJFLKDSHGADSLKHGDS

o HP:Fine>!

Juko drools: LSKDJFLSKJFDS

o HP:Fine>
You fall down laughing.
Juko drools: LSKDJFLSKJFDS

o HP:Fine>fe

Juko drools: LSKDJFLSKJFDS

o HP:Fine>
Juko drools: LSKDJFLSKJFDS

o HP:Fine>
You fall down laughing.

o HP:Fine>
You begin to search ...

Touchstone fucks stromboli

Juko drools: LKSDJGLKSDJGSLKJGSLKG

sa well i guess it would be si
You didn't find anyone.

o HP:Fine>lly to flush NOW?

Ok.

o HP:Fine>feo HP:Fine>
You begin to search ...

Juko nods solemnly.

Touchstone shrugs indifferently.

sa guys kill me p
You didn't find anyone.

o HP:Fine>lease

Juko drools: i told you 

o HP:Fine>
Ok.

* HP:Fine>
Juko drools: what did i tell you

o HP:Fine>sa i will even spam open cask and u can spa
Juko sighs loudly.

o HP:Fine>m close it on me
Ok.

o HP:Fine>
*a Hobbit* has arrived from above.
An orkish scout yells 'E Vobdet on hele ab Am Adizdiset Cellar!'

* HP:Fine>
*a Hobbit* leaves up.

o HP:Fine>laugh
You fall down laughing.

o HP:Fine>!
You fall down laughing.

o HP:Fine>
*a Hobbit* yells 'hi'

o HP:Fine>
Juko stares at the sky.

o HP:Fine>
Touchstone sighs loudly.

o HP:Fine>yell 
Touchstone says 'quit fucking aroud'

o HP:Fine>we're
*a Hobbit* yells 'I'

o HP:Fine>

Juko yells 'go away ywe afk'

o HP:Fine>
Touchstone says ':)'
*a Hobbit* yells 'will'

o HP:Fine>
Ok.

o HP:Fine>yel
*a Hobbit* yells 'kill '

o HP:Fine>l having
yell
*a Hobbit* yells 'ya'

o HP:Fine> crum
Ok.

o HP:Fine>pets
Ok.

o HP:Fine>yell want
t
Ok.

yell some
fe
Ok.

o HP:Fine>
You begin to search ...

fe
*a Hobbit* yells 'sure'

You didn't find anyone.

o HP:Fine>
You begin to search ...

* HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Healthy>
You have revealed *a Hobbit*!
*a Hobbit* swiftly dodges your attempt to hit him.

ko
* HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Healthy>
*a Hobbit* pierces your left leg and tickles it.

* HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Healthy>cc
cc
You're already fighting!

* HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Healthy>
*a Hobbit* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a Hobbit* swiftly dodges Juko's attempt to pierce him.
Touchstone smites *a Hobbit*'s body extremely hard and shatters it.
*a Hobbit* lightly pierces your right arm and tickles it.

* HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Fine>
cc
c
It's already closed!

* HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Fine>c
cc
c
It's already closed!

* HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Fine>*a Hobbit* panics, and attempts to flee.
It's already closed!
*a Hobbit* strongly pierces your body and tickles it.

* HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Fine>
It's already closed!
*a Hobbit* panics, and attempts to flee.

* HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Fine>c
cc
It's already closed!
*a Hobbit* panics, and attempts to flee.

* HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Fine>
It's already closed!
*a Hobbit* opens the cask.

* HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Fine>
Ok.
You hit *a Hobbit*'s right arm extremely hard and shatter it.

* HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Hurt>cc
It's already closed!
*a Hobbit* opens the cask.
*a Hobbit* strongly pierces your left leg and tickles it.

* HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Hurt>
Ok.

* HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Hurt>
It's already closed!
An orkish scout strongly hits *a Hobbit*'s right foot.

* HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Hurt>
It's already closed!

* HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Hurt>
It's already closed!
*a Hobbit* panics, and attempts to flee.

* HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Hurt>cc
cc
*a Hobbit* panics, and attempts to flee.
It's already closed!

* HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Hurt>
It's already closed!
*a Hobbit* panics, and attempts to flee.

* HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Hurt>*a Hobbit* panics, and attempts to flee.
It's already closed!

* HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Hurt>cc
cc
*a Hobbit* panics, and attempts to flee.
It's already closed!

* HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Hurt>
It's already closed!
You hit *a Hobbit*'s left leg extremely hard and shatter it.

* HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Hurt>
It's already closed!
*a Hobbit* strongly pierces your head and tickles it.

* HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Hurt>cc
cc
It's already closed!
Touchstone sends *a Hobbit* sprawling with a powerful bash.

* HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Hurt>
It's already closed!
An orkish scout strongly hits *a Hobbit*'s right foot.

* HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Wounded>
It's already closed!

* HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Wounded>
It's already closed!
Juko pierces *a Hobbit*'s head hard.

* HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Wounded>
It's already closed!
*a Hobbit* swiftly dodges the orkish soldier's attempt to hit him.

* HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Wounded>
It's already closed!

* HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Wounded>
It's already closed!

* HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Wounded>
It's already closed!

* HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Wounded>cc
cc
c
It's already closed!

* HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Wounded>
It's already closed!

* HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Wounded>
It's already closed!
Juko strongly pierces *a Hobbit*'s head.

* HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Wounded>c
cc
It's already closed!

* HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Wounded>
It's already closed!

* HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Wounded>
It's already closed!
Touchstone smites *a Hobbit*'s right foot extremely hard and shatters it.
*a Hobbit* is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

* HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Awful>
It's already closed!
An orkish scout hits *a Hobbit*'s left arm very hard and shatters it.
*a Hobbit* is mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.

* HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Dying>
It's already closed!

* HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Dying>Juko drools: you FUCKING IDIOT
It's already closed!
The orkish soldier hits *a Hobbit*'s left foot very hard and shatters it.
*a Hobbit* is mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.

* HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Dying>clap
Juko drools: you FUCKING IDIOT
It's already closed!
Juko pierces *a Hobbit*'s right hand extremely hard and shatters it.
You receive your share of experience.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear *a Hobbit*'s death cry.
*a Hobbit* is dead! R.I.P.

o HP:Fine>Juko drools: you FUCKING IDIOT
It's already closed!

o HP:Fine>Juko drools: you FUCKING IDIOT
It's already closed!

o HP:Fine>Juko drools: you FUCKING IDIOT
It's already closed!

o HP:Fine>
It's already closed!
Juko drools: you FUCKING IDIOT

o HP:Fine>Juko gets a pile of coins from the corpse of *a Hobbit*.
Touchstone gets a large sack from the corpse of *a Hobbit*.
Touchstone gets a black scarf from the corpse of *a Hobbit*.
Touchstone gets a black shirt from the corpse of *a Hobbit*.
Touchstone gets a black hood from the corpse of *a Hobbit*.
Touchstone gets a black pair of pants from the corpse of *a Hobbit*.
Touchstone gets a pair of soft leather gloves from the corpse of *a Hobbit*.
Touchstone gets a black arm wrapping from the corpse of *a Hobbit*.
Touchstone gets a bejewelled shield from the corpse of *a Hobbit*.
Touchstone gets a forest green cloak from the corpse of *a Hobbit*.
Touchstone gets an orkish shortbow from the corpse of *a Hobbit*.
Touchstone gets a keyring from the corpse of *a Hobbit*.
Touchstone gets a barbed fang from the corpse of *a Hobbit*.
Touchstone gets a plain leather belt from the corpse of *a Hobbit*.
Touchstone gets a large skin from the corpse of *a Hobbit*.
Touchstone gets a lantern from the corpse of *a Hobbit*.
Touchstone gets a hunting knife from the corpse of *a Hobbit*.
Touchstone gets a quiver from the corpse of *a Hobbit*.
It's already closed!

_________________

* HP:Fine Move:Fainting>
Juko drools: hey cool

* HP:Fine Move:Fainting>
Touchstone gets a pair of soft leather gloves from a large sack.

* HP:Fine Move:Fainting>i
You are carrying:
a receipt for a black pair of padded boots
a crude metal key
a forest green cloak (worn out)
a skeleton
a black scarf (brand new)
a forest green cloak (brand new)
a large metal wall shield (brand new)
a large sack

* HP:Fine Move:Fainting>mend scarf
Grachalg the Uruk-hai tells you 'Keep this receipt and come back with it
later.'

* HP:Fine Move:Fainting>mend cloak
Grachalg the Uruk-hai tells you 'Keep this receipt and come back with it
later.'

* HP:Fine Move:Fainting>
Juko drools: he sells jeweles

* HP:Fine Move:Weak>!
Grachalg the Uruk-hai tells you 'Keep this receipt and come back with it
later.'

* HP:Fine Move:Weak>list
You can buy:
1. an amethyst  for 10 gold 16 silver 54 copper
2. an amethyst  for 10 gold 16 silver 54 copper
3. an amethyst  for 10 gold 16 silver 54 copper
4. a lustrous opal  for 40 gold 12 silver 2 copper
5. a golden harp  for 54 gold 2 silver 70 copper
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Unknown2000-08-11 15:43:13
where the hell u listing that stuff from? grachalg?
Mopi2000-08-11 15:46:22
wobbat was Mistle i bet
Connavan2000-08-11 16:59:04
*snore* another really exciting cellar trap...
Dresden2000-08-11 17:23:22
man I was worried that hobbit will kill you all, oh well, it went all well, it was close, but you won!
Valir2000-08-11 18:44:57
Juko strongly pierces *a Hobbit*'s head.

LOL, trolls using daggers nowadays? :P
grunge2000-08-11 18:48:12
nod Valir, who is the fucking idiot?
Stromboli2000-08-11 20:12:45
Grunge that would be the char who died (arcanum), wouldnt you say.
Yeah Grach was dealing gems, but only for Juko and his buds.
If you dont like the log too FUCKING BAD
Duvel2000-08-11 21:29:15
funny. =)
Chauncey2000-08-12 04:44:55
Log was edited? :-) Stupid hobbit entering cellar 3 times with darkies there, he deserved to die.
JUKIO2000-08-12 05:48:25
HAHAHAHA I WAS WIELDING BUTHER KNIFE I PIERCED THAT BITCH TO DEATH ROTFL
Unknown2000-08-16 11:28:08
I think some of our east european friends need to play less MUME and improve
their english instead.
Grang2001-06-20 23:19:43
you mean european fiends...
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