Pukes brave as usual...
posted by Tyrnyhvel
2000-08-14 12:08:46
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Well, pukes can't even fight lowbies at ford without calling backup, shitty log
*a sturdy Dwarf* has arrived from the east.

* Move:Tired>Path to the Misty Mountains
Exits: ^North^ ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.

* Move:Tired>
*a sturdy Dwarf* has arrived from the east.

* Move:Tired>n
Rocky River Bank
Exits: ^South^ ^West^.
*a sturdy Dwarf* has arrived from the south.

* Move:Tired>
*a sturdy Dwarf* leaves <<<WEST>>>.

* Move:Tired>w
Path to the Misty Mountains
*a sturdy Dwarf* is standing here.
Exits: ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.
The clouds begin to disappear.
*a sturdy Dwarf* leaves <<<WEST>>>.

* Move:Tired>3
#Ok. $victim is now set to {*man*}.
They aren't here.

* Move:Tired>I see no *man* here.

* Move:Tired>2
#Ok. $victim is now set to {*dwarf*}.
They aren't here.

* Move:Tired>*a sturdy Dwarf* has arrived from the west.

*a sturdy Dwarf* pounds your left leg extremely hard.
You feel a strong ache there!

k
bn
Your bash at *a sturdy Dwarf* sends him sprawling.

* HP:Fine Move:Tired *a sturdy Dwarf*:Fine>
You're already fighting!
You hit *a sturdy Dwarf*'s right foot extremely hard.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!

* HP:Fine Move:Tired *a sturdy Dwarf*:Fine>
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

* HP:Fine Move:Tired *a sturdy Dwarf*:Fine>bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

* HP:Fine Move:Tired *a sturdy Dwarf*:Fine>bn
You strongly hit *a sturdy Dwarf*'s body and tickle it.

* HP:Fine Move:Tired *a sturdy Dwarf*:Fine>
*a sturdy Dwarf* seems to have recovered his senses.

* HP:Fine Move:Tired *a sturdy Dwarf*:Fine>

You hit *a sturdy Dwarf*'s right leg extremely hard.

* HP:Fine Move:Tired *a sturdy Dwarf*:Fine>bash

Your bash at *a sturdy Dwarf* sends him sprawling.

* HP:Fine Move:Tired *a sturdy Dwarf*:Fine>
You hit *a sturdy Dwarf*'s right arm extremely hard.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!

* HP:Fine Move:Tired *a sturdy Dwarf*:Fine>bn
You hit *a sturdy Dwarf*'s body very hard and tickle it.

* HP:Fine Move:Tired *a sturdy Dwarf*:Fine>
*a sturdy Dwarf* seems to have recovered his senses.

* HP:Fine Move:Tired *a sturdy Dwarf*:Fine>
*a sturdy Dwarf* pounds your right leg extremely hard.
You feel a strong ache there!

* HP:Fine Move:Tired *a sturdy Dwarf*:Fine>
bash

bn
Your bash at *a sturdy Dwarf* sends him sprawling.

* HP:Fine Move:Tired *a sturdy Dwarf*:Fine>
You hit *a sturdy Dwarf*'s right leg extremely hard.

* HP:Fine Move:Tired *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>
You strongly hit *a sturdy Dwarf*'s left leg and tickle it.

* HP:Fine Move:Tired *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>
*a noble Elf* has arrived from the south riding a horse of the Rohirrim.

* HP:Fine Move:Tired *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>

*a Man* has arrived from the south riding the warhorse.
*a sturdy Dwarf* seems to have recovered his senses.

* HP:Fine Move:Tired *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>
*a noble Elf* leaves <<<WEST>>> riding a horse of the Rohirrim.

* HP:Fine Move:Tired *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>bash

b*a Man* leaves <<<WEST>>> riding the warhorse.

n
*a Man* has arrived from the west riding the warhorse.


*a Man* begins some strange incantations...
*a noble Elf* has arrived from the west riding a horse of the Rohirrim.

*a noble Elf* begins some strange incantations...

* HP:Fine Move:Tired *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>fbash


*a Man* begins some strange incantations...


*a noble Elf* utters the word 'yufzbarr'
*a noble Elf*'s fireball completely envelops you, causing infernal pain.
That really HURT!


* HP:Hurt Move:Tired *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>
*a sturdy Dwarf* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.

f
* HP:Hurt Move:Tired *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>
*a Man* utters the word 'yufzbarr'
*a Man*'s fireball completely envelops you, causing infernal pain.
That really HURT!

* HP:Bad Move:Tired *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>
*a Man* begins some strange incantations...

* HP:Bad Move:Tired *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>f

*a sturdy Dwarf* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a sturdy Dwarf* leaves <<<SOUTH>>>.

* HP:Bad Move:Tired>f

*a noble Elf* utters the word 'yufzbarr'
*a noble Elf*'s fireball completely envelops you, causing infernal pain.
You are incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

You are dead! Sorry...
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Tyrnyhvel2000-08-14 12:11:19
FIRST COMMENT! :) Ok, really just wanted to say, that i was level 14 at the time.
Khantar2000-08-14 12:54:55
Nice spanking for a lvl 14. I wonder what that dwarf was thinking, bailing out
like that. Probably had his buffer full of spambashes, spamnarrates and spamflees.
Connavan2000-08-14 15:30:12
Like the fucknut here didn't use actions :) So a, evidently, low-wps and not so hot dwarf asked for help against you? Gee, check yer diaper for shit, kiddo.
Barron2000-08-14 18:17:39
Damn this is pathetic.
Daevia2000-08-14 19:26:13
Yeh because a puke showing up at ford absolutely means that he was called
there because there is no way he would be there otherwise. *boggle*
Glendale2000-08-14 19:29:44
Nice insta bashing there ...ponder.
Guildenstern2000-08-14 20:00:31
Well that noble elf was me. *comf*
Unknown2000-08-14 20:45:10
Who cares? kill'em all.
Glader2000-08-14 21:48:45
Extremely stupid?
Tyrnyhvel2000-08-14 22:30:05
Hehe, i thought it looks like actions too, but look closer: my alias for bash is "bn" and they are all there. Mume just echoes the command when you use mume-alias. Besides the bashes weren't that "insta" there just wasn't much spam going on.... I know that pukes can show up ford without being called but still, kinda makes one wonder. Ah, Guildenstern, did the dwarf call for backup? And who was it anyway?
Ilmarin2000-08-14 22:39:35
Even if he called for backup, whats so lame about that when he's eaten 3 insta bashes
and has a couple of wounds? Maybe he was low on moves or something?
Whalewhacker2000-08-14 23:16:11
If you need help of course you call for backup. Fucking idiots.
Should you die 1 on 1 like a hero instead of calling for help?

That dwarf obviously needed help.
Tyrnyhvel2000-08-14 23:59:47
Well, the dwarf dying as a hero would have made one troll real glad :) Actually i wasn't really that pissed about someone calling for backup, just was pleasing my ego a bit :)
Rogon2000-08-15 22:07:47
I think the dwarf was running from 9 orcs, he was arachniad, so exhausted he couldnt bash even, and before he had run out of moves he had narrated for help in caps 14 times.
But i dont know for sure ofcourse.
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