Lethality of girlfriends
posted by Focus
2000-08-14 21:53:12
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# Was just pissed after mega-gamma-fuckup with Rolo, when girlfriend # took my
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The Assassin leaves vv SOUTH vv.

You didn't find anyone.

Granvil grumbles 'sigh I rent I think'

* R C>nod
You nod solemnly.

* R C>cwi
Ok.

* R C>sco
l
169/169 hit, 119/119 mana, and 93/112 moves.

* R C>A Small Square
A well-crafted white fountain is here, water pouring forth from it.
The corpse of a bandit is lying here.
Granvil is here, riding a pack horse (Shrouded).
One of the citizens of Tharbad looks at you from the corner of his eye.

Granvil grumbles 'all i can do is mess up today'

The Assassin has arrived from the south.

The citizen leaves >> EAST >>.

Granvil grumbles 'Im well sorry about that'

Granvil grumbles 'I really sucked'

The Assassin leaves vv SOUTH vv.

*a powerful Man* has arrived from the west riding a pack horse.
*an Elf* has arrived from the west riding a pack horse.

You feel yourself exposed.
*a powerful Man* pounds your right foot extremely hard.

*an Elf* begins some strange incantations...

You barely slash *a powerful Man*'s right leg and tickle it.

*an Elf* begins some strange incantations...

You slash *a powerful Man*'s left arm and tickle it.

*an Elf* utters the words 'lightning bolt'
*an Elf* sends a powerful lightning bolt at you, you stagger from the impact.

Granvil begins some strange incantations...

*an Elf* utters the words 'lightning bolt'
*an Elf* sends a powerful lightning bolt at you, you stagger from the impact.
You lightly slash *a powerful Man*'s body and tickle it.

You have been <<BASHED>> by *a powerful Man*

*an Elf* utters the words 'lightning bolt'
*an Elf* sends a powerful lightning bolt at you, you stagger from the impact.

*an Elf* begins some strange incantations...

Granvil utters the word 'fireball'
*a powerful Man* pounds your left leg hard and shatters it.

Granvil utters the word 'fireball'
Granvil throws a fireball at *a powerful Man*, completely enveloping him in flames.
*an Elf* utters the words 'qahijf gsfal'
attetnion: ARMOUR  DOWN
*an Elf* sprays you with piercing rays of many-coloured light.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* R C HP:Bad *a powerful Man*:Hurt>
*an Elf* begins some strange incantations...

*a powerful Man* pounds your body extremely hard and shatters it.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

Your head stops stinging.

Granvil utters the word 'fireball'
Granvil throws a fireball at *a powerful Man*, completely enveloping him in flames.

PANIC! 
You can't quit the fight!

*an Elf* utters the words 'qahijf gsfal'
You die as *an Elf* sprays you with bright light.

You are dead! Sorry...


n
Alas, you realize that yet again the mighty knowledge of drowned Numenor has
been lost... Despair settles on you.
Nah... 
You feel too relaxed to do that..

f
Nah... 
You feel too relaxed to do that..
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Gimilzor2000-08-14 21:55:05
Comfy.
Focus2000-08-14 21:55:43
I didnt even see when screen turned yellow-> red. That north command in the end, was withou looking, I just decided to spam to eregion, and started moving. And that f was my reaction to enemy-spam.
Ilmacill2000-08-14 21:56:32
yeah
...
How did they know you werent linkless.
shrug
Axel2000-08-14 22:06:38
Damn, no way they could have seen you been afk. Heh, nearly same happened to me
yesterday when I had to go afk with Ramiris sitting Shady to those minor reasons.
Focus spammed two FBs at me and left me alone due I seemed (and was) afk.
At this place thanks to him for being fair.
Granvil2000-08-14 22:07:21
Oh lordy, what a crap day. *comf*
Moby2000-08-14 22:12:00
Ooh lordy, trouble so hard...
Ooh lordy, trouble so hard...
Focus2000-08-14 22:57:10
I dont blame them at all. They got xps, fame. I lost nothing. Its a game. I reeq in 30 mins and can jump pukes again. There is only 1 sucky part if you die as a bn. Depression! The log was sent for fun reasons, not to show any bad light at pukes.
Vasilisa2000-08-14 22:59:16
Hmmm ... have you ever seen player not afk or linkless who can eat 2 bolts
Vasilisa2000-08-14 22:59:37
and bash :)
Idun2000-08-14 23:06:35
One goes afk by one's own choice, I would not spare anyone just because he
was afk.
Idun2000-08-14 23:07:08
Get rid of that GF and this will not happen again :)
Squeak Brandybu2000-08-14 23:11:16
They need to implement a girlfriend flag :P
Whalewhacker2000-08-14 23:22:39
GFs I deal with. In may ways. At your service.
Sith2000-08-14 23:33:08
ya it happend to me last night, brittney just couldent stop touching me, good thing i send her over to Zaber today. now i can play in peace.

*Nod self*
Zaber2000-08-15 01:32:25
And by accident i chopped her head of when she told me she had lost her virginity to prince William. But hey, lifes goes on or?
Sith2000-08-15 02:25:11
naw i took her virginity. but prince william payed her cash for saying he did it. so was kinda unnessecary to kill her. well well we just have to share mariah now

she almost as good.
Ughár2000-08-15 06:31:43
Again have to say that SOME players here are not lame enough to kill people who cannot fight back.. obviously these 2 were not among those people.
Unknown2000-08-15 09:11:46
Hope you at least got some head while dying...
LOL@ZABER2000-08-15 10:53:12
Zanetha2000-08-15 14:21:01
forget girlfriends, get married and make them play :P
*nod self*
Darkangel2000-08-15 16:41:40
Heh, comf on death but I agree with Zanetha, make her play :O) Create a char for her and she's gonna be an addict too... soon :O)
Sith2000-08-15 17:29:21
That comf was for me because of zaber slaying spears, darkangel?

hehe....

Zaber we must find someone else then mariah she sucks at bj´s!

Lochdale2000-08-15 17:54:45
1)Most women are too intelligent to play mume, they would rather shop for shoes 2) Are any of you over the age of 14? 3) Lastly, comf on the death focus, something like that happened to me recently when another character of mine was stabbed to death at moors. Had to go talk to the better half and I come back dead.
Darkangel2000-08-15 18:14:49
Well if most women are too intelligent to play mume I guess I'm really stupid :O)
Uhm yeah, I'm actually 17.
Lochdale2000-08-15 18:18:54
No no, not stupid darkangel you just have not developed the shoe fetish yet...it will come! The reality is though, I would say that about 98-99% of mume are lads. I am not saying is is good or bad rather it simply is.
Barron2000-08-15 19:58:33
I have seen total newbies who eat 2 bolts and are not linkless or afk.
Axel2000-08-15 20:09:18
total newbies dont play a highlevel bn and sit in tbad - I wouldnt want a woman
who plays mume - ack - rl would be gone forever
Axel2000-08-15 20:19:08
total newbies dont play a highlevel bn and sit in tbad - I wouldnt want a woman
who plays mume - ack - rl would be gone forever
grunge2000-08-15 23:21:17
i have had to many times ignore my gf tactfully while playing mume, and many times she has left my house, but only to be cooed back at a later date when it was time to do some sucking.
Lochdale2000-08-15 23:28:40
What part of "her" anatomy do you actually end up sucking Grunge?
MaraJade2000-08-16 05:18:01
You guys solved a mystery. I've been addicted to mume for 3.5 years now and that explains why I only own 5 pairs of shoes!
Darkangel has t2000-08-16 08:39:26
No no, Lochdale, it's perfectly POSSIBLE to develope the shoefetish as a girl who plays MUME, it's easy. Just go shopping daytime and play MUME nighttime :O)
Axel2000-08-16 10:39:31
Darkangel then you are not addicted enuf yet :>
Alcion2000-08-16 13:21:34
You're so wrong Axel. She might have a shoefetish but it's about mume-shoes.
Focus2000-08-16 14:23:31
The suggestion, to make her play, is BAD. Because that would mean, I would have to buy another computer and a better connection maybe...

Nono...i love her just the way she is.
Idun2000-08-16 16:51:46
Can she not afford to buy a computer herself?
Lochdale2000-08-16 19:08:11
I find it remarkable that this many mumers have significant others...of course I include myself in this catagory as I am amazed to find a woman that tolerates my coming home and logging on to play a text-based video game and yet she will still be seen in public with me and indeed yet allow me to mingle with her friends and family. So a moment for all of the ladies in our lives, and our mume girlfriends Rogon, Deor..the whole gang.
Unknown2000-08-16 19:17:23
Rogon got a girlfriend?
Idun2000-08-16 19:27:27
Imported from Norway, I believe!
Squeak Brandybu2000-08-16 19:45:45
*nod* Indun, I think Focus's girlfriend has him trained.
Focus2000-08-17 16:54:04
To Idun: no, she works in public sector and in Estonia public sector is very-lousily payd.

And lets say I aint trained yet, she just can do things, that take my attention :)
Unknown2000-08-22 19:01:40
sure Rogon got a GF, not just any gf either

He uses here to hold his fork when he eats, to whipe he's ass when he shits, to walk in Mume, and many more things... you guessed! its he's Right hand!!!

faint2001-06-18 22:38:27
mume can never be more important then gf

even if there were realdeaths in mume (wich would be fun as hell btw=))
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