Another fun one!
posted by Iranon (I think
2000-08-30 14:50:13
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Wheeeeeee
### I was busy slaying newbies around Bree and Fornost when I came across this poor soul.

West
Ruined King's Road
You see two torches on the ground.
Exits: North East South West.

West
West
* R W S C>West
Ruined King's Road
Exits: North East South West.

* R W S C>Among the Ruins
*a Man* is sleeping here.				<----- HELLO!
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
A boar cub is playing here, and exploring the wide world.
A boar cub is playing here, and exploring the wide world.
Exits: North East South West.

* R W S C>West
At the Old Fountain
A hooded brass lantern has been left here.
Exits: East South West.

* R W S C>A Decaying Road
A rabbit is here eyeing your presence warily.
Exits: North East South West.

* R W S C>Among the Trees
Exits: North East South West.

* R W S C>At the Breach in the Wall
Exits: North East West.

ERRRRRRRRRRRR Reverse!

* R W S C>East
East
East
Among the Trees
Exits: North East South West.

* R W S C>A Decaying Road
A rabbit is here eyeing your presence warily.
Exits: North East South West.

* R W S C>exam man
At the Old Fountain
A hooded brass lantern has been left here.
A boar cub is playing here, and exploring the wide world.
Exits: East South West.

* R W S C>
You can't find a man.

East
* R W S C>exam man
Among the Ruins
*a Man* is sleeping here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
Exits: North East South West.

* R W S C>
You see nothing special about him.
*a Man* has a few scratches.
*a Man* is using: 
<wielded>            a bastard sword (brand new)
<worn as shield>     a shield of Arthedain (brand new)
<worn on body>       a thick, soft leather jerkin (brand new)
<worn about body>    a brown cloak (used)
<worn on hands>      a pair of chain mail gloves (brand new)
<worn on legs>       a pair of trousers (brand new)
<worn on feet>       a thin pair of rigid leather boots (brand new)
<worn on finger>     a ring
<worn on finger>     a ring
<worn across back>   a leather pouch
<worn as belt>       a plain leather belt
<worn on belt>       a hunting knife (brand new)
<worn on belt>       a lantern
<worn on belt>       a pan
<worn on belt>       a water skin

* R W S C>cast 'charm' man
You start to concentrate...

cast 'charm' man
Ok.
A pack horse stops following *a Man*.
*a Man* starts following you.

* R W S C Mana:Burning>
You start to concentrate...


* R W S C Mana:Burning>order followers wake
*a Man* wakes up.
Ok.

order followers stand
* R W S C Mana:Burning>*a Man* clambers on his feet.
Ok.

* R W S C Mana:Burning>order followers rem all
*a Man* stops using a water skin.
*a Man* stops using a pan.
*a Man* stops using a lantern.
*a Man* stops using a hunting knife.
*a Man* stops using a plain leather belt.
*a Man* stops using a leather pouch.
*a Man* stops using a ring.
*a Man* stops using a ring.
*a Man* stops using a thin pair of rigid leather boots.
*a Man* stops using a pair of trousers.
*a Man* stops using a pair of chain mail gloves.
*a Man* stops using a brown cloak.
*a Man* stops using a thick, soft leather jerkin.
*a Man* stops using a shield of Arthedain.
*a Man* stops using a bastard sword.
Ok.

* R W S C Mana:Burning>order followers drop all
g shield
*a Man* drops a dark coloured flask.
*a Man* drops a dark coloured flask.
*a Man* drops a fine pelt.
*a Man* drops a water skin.
*a Man* drops a pan.
*a Man* drops a lantern.
*a Man* drops a hunting knife.
*a Man* drops a plain leather belt.
*a Man* drops a leather pouch.
*a Man* drops a ring.
*a Man* drops a ring.
*a Man* drops a thin pair of rigid leather boots.
*a Man* drops a pair of trousers.
*a Man* drops a pair of chain mail gloves.
*a Man* drops a brown cloak.
*a Man* drops a thick, soft leather jerkin.
*a Man* drops a shield of Arthedain.
*a Man* drops a bastard sword.
Ok.

* R W S C Mana:Burning>
You get a shield of Arthedain.

* R W S C Mana:Burning>g sack
You can't find a sack.

* R W S C>order followers na Bns kick ass!!!			<--- ROFL
l
Ok.

* R W S C>Among the Ruins
A bastard sword is on the ground.
On the ground, there are two dark coloured flasks.
A fine pelt lies here, soft and smooth.
A small hunting knife lies on the ground.
A brass lantern has been set on the ground.
A pair of chain mail gloves are lying here.
A plain pair of trousers is lying on the ground.
A pan is here, ready for use.
A large piece of brown cloth is on the ground.
A strip of leather with a buckle is lying here.
There are two rings here.
A thick, soft leather jerkin is on the ground.
A thin pair of rigid leather boots are on the ground.
There is a water skin lying on the ground.   
A small pouch, made from leather, lies on the dust.
*a Man* is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.

* R W S C>East
Ruined King's Road
Exits: North East South West.
*a Man* has arrived from the west.

* R W S C>North

Maedhros narrates 'norway votes'

* R W S C>At the Old City Wall
A boar cub is playing here, and exploring the wide world.
Exits: East South West.
*a Man* has arrived from the south.

* R W S C>East
Ruins of Fornost
Exits: East South West.
*a Man* has arrived from the west.

* R W S C>West
West
At the Old City Wall
A boar cub is playing here, and exploring the wide world.
Exits: East South West.
*a Man* has arrived from the east.

* R W S C>In the Ruined House
Exits: East South West Down.
*a Man* has arrived from the east.

* R W S C>lead
dism
Down
You stop riding a pack horse.
A pack horse starts following you.

* W S C>
You are not riding.

* W S C>Entrance to the Black Dagger Guild
A thief is here looking for some stranger to rob.
Exits: East Up.
A pack horse has arrived from above.
*a Man* has arrived from above.

* W S C>order followers kill thief
order followers kill thief
*a Man* fails to hit the thief.
The thief yells 'HELP! Kim is trying to kill me in Entrance to the Black Dagger Guild!'
Ok.

* W S C>
Ok.

* W S C>order followers kill thief
You failed to control *a Man*.
Ok.

* W S C>
The thief pierces *a Man*'s left arm and tickles it.

* W S C>c Hi kim
em sez: 'Hi kim'
Ok.

* W S C>Up
In the Ruined House
Exits: East South West Down.
A pack horse has arrived from below.

* W S C>l d
Nothing special there...
The hiddenrock is open.

close hiddenrock
* W S C>South
Ok.

* W S C>Among the Ruins
A bastard sword is on the ground.
You see two dark coloured flasks on the ground.
A fine pelt lies here, soft and smooth.
A small hunting knife lies on the ground.
A brass lantern has been set on the ground.
A pair of chain mail gloves are lying here.
A plain pair of trousers is lying on the ground.
A pan is here, ready for use.
A large piece of brown cloth is on the ground.
A strip of leather with a buckle is lying here.
There are two rings here.
A thick, soft leather jerkin is on the ground.
A thin pair of rigid leather boots are on the ground.
There is a water skin lying on the ground.   
A small pouch, made from leather, lies on the dust.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
Exits: North East South West.
A pack horse has arrived from the north.

### Shit eq though =(

* W S C>ri

A cute, bouncing rabbit has arrived from the west.

* W S C>l
A pack horse stops following you.
You pick up a pack horse's reins, and start riding him.

* R W S C>Among the Ruins
A bastard sword is on the ground.
On the ground, there are two dark coloured flasks.
A fine pelt lies here, soft and smooth.
A small hunting knife lies on the ground.
A brass lantern has been set on the ground.
A pair of chain mail gloves are lying here.
A plain pair of trousers is lying on the ground.
A pan is here, ready for use.
A large piece of brown cloth is on the ground.
A strip of leather with a buckle is lying here.
On the ground, there are two rings.
A thick, soft leather jerkin is on the ground.
A thin pair of rigid leather boots are on the ground.
There is a water skin lying on the ground.   
A small pouch, made from leather, lies on the dust.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
A rabbit is here eyeing your presence warily.

* R W S C>rem shield
You stop using a black metal shield.

* R W S C>wear arthedain
You fasten a shield of Arthedain on your arm, becoming very impressive.

* R W S C>East
North
Ruined King's Road
Exits: North East South West.

* R W S C>At the Old City Wall
A boar cub is playing here, and exploring the wide world.
Exits: East South West.

* R W S C>West
In the Ruined House
Exits: East South West Down.

open hiddenrock
* R W S C>lead
dism
It's already open!

* R W S C>
You stop riding a pack horse.
A pack horse starts following you.

* W S C>
You are not riding.

* W S C>Down
Entrance to the Black Dagger Guild
The thief is here, fighting *a Man*.
*a Man* is here, fighting the thief.
Exits: East Up.
A pack horse has arrived from above.

cast 'light' 1.*Man*
* W S C>
You start to concentrate...

cast 'light' 1.*Man*
The thief pierces *a Man*'s left arm hard and shatters it.

close hiddenrock
Ok.
You feel yourself exposed.
*a Man* hates your guts!
The impact of your lightning bolt kills *a Man*.
*a Man* is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

* W S C Mana:Burning>
You start to concentrate...

Ok.
The impact of your lightning bolt kills *a Man*.
You receive your share of experience.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear *a Man*'s death cry.
*a Man* is dead! R.I.P.
get all.coins all.corpse

TICK IN 5 SECONDS.
* W S C Mana:Hot>I see no hiddenrock here.

* W S C Mana:Hot>
You get a pile of coins from the corpse of *a Man*.
There was 2 gold coins 3 silver pennies 70 copper pennies.

* W S C Mana:Hot>exam corpse
corpse (here) : 
Nothing.

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Uldrak2000-08-30 14:53:41
LAFF, one of the funniest logs I have seen
Berek2000-08-30 15:03:58
Poor *man* :(
*a Hobbit*2000-08-30 15:04:07
*a Hobbit*2000-08-30 15:05:16
Ooops, well I thought this was particularly funny:
*a Man* hates your guts!
:D
Khzandros2000-08-30 15:29:52
Hahahaha... That was indeed a funny log. I wasnt aware you could charm other players. Rocking !
Lothar2000-08-30 15:52:53
L A U G H !

Thats funny log!
Unknown2000-08-30 17:57:03
Didnt you already post this months ago? seen it before.
Fredde2000-08-30 18:31:48
naw iranon got tons of logs when he charms players.

rofl
Wendle2000-08-30 18:38:57
HAHA....sucks to be that *man*
lothar how did ya get that read laugh in there?
Drakin2000-08-30 19:00:00
Ponder did u have him change mood berserk be4 hitting the thief ? :)
i wonder if he was afk.
Duvel2000-08-30 19:06:43
Use Java =P Wendle.

Giggle *comf* man.
Glader2000-08-30 20:00:34
That's one nice log.
Dragóth2000-08-30 20:04:10
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAAHAH, who was man btw
Darkangel to Dr2000-08-30 20:46:20
You didn't read whole log? :O)
*Man* was Kim. K-I-M :O)
Jin2000-08-30 22:58:32
Kim is a level two Dwarven Apprentice.
Last login 1 day and 19 hours ago from *.net.

*ponder*
MrJoe2000-08-31 00:27:58
ROFL
Korf2000-08-31 06:50:27
korf has seen this log b4
Jocke2000-08-31 08:39:27
Try to do something really funy next time you charm newbies Iranon. Like use tells
or narrates to lure pukes into traps. :)
**
Hannibal2000-08-31 11:15:41
i liked that "i pee like a woman" best =)
Gruffydd2000-08-31 16:51:17
Poor newbie .... was funny. At least you were kind enough to bolt him so
he avoids a mob death (not sure what the current pk/mob death rules are
these days) I bet he never expected you to return.

btw thats rocking equip for a level 2 and I see you did aquire his shield
Eothen2000-08-31 17:00:23
This is an old log? Duh? The Kim in this log deleted!
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