Bree jail is so much fun
posted by Bornack
2000-09-01 18:31:37
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Well Being in Bree jail for 68 days = 27 hours and 20 min rl
The Secretary says 'Good idea to surrender Bornack!'
A cockroach --<TRIES TO ESCAPE>--
A guard brings you to Bree's Court and starts to list all your crimes:

6pm on Orbelain, the 20th of Gwirith, Year 3012 of the Third Age.
In the place called 'West of Bree', Bornack performed fearsome sorcerous arts.
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2pm on Orbelain, the 20th of Gwirith, Year 3012 of the Third Age.
In the place called 'West of Bree', Bornack performed fearsome sorcerous arts.
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2pm on Orbelain, the 20th of Gwirith, Year 3012 of the Third Age.
In the place called 'West of Bree', Bornack attacked Strine.
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11am on Orbelain, the 20th of Gwirith, Year 3012 of the Third Age.
In the place called 'West of Bree', Bornack attacked Strine.
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6am on Orbelain, the 20th of Gwirith, Year 3012 of the Third Age.
In the place called 'West of Bree', Bornack attacked Strine.
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6am on Orbelain, the 20th of Gwirith, Year 3012 of the Third Age.
In the place called 'West of Bree', Bornack attacked Strine.
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5am on Orbelain, the 20th of Gwirith, Year 3012 of the Third Age.
In the place called 'West of Bree', Bornack attacked Strine.
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4am on Orbelain, the 20th of Gwirith, Year 3012 of the Third Age.
In the place called 'West of Bree', Bornack attacked Strine.
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4am on Orbelain, the 20th of Gwirith, Year 3012 of the Third Age.
In the place called 'West of Bree', Bornack attacked Strine.

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3am on Orbelain, the 20th of Gwirith, Year 3012 of the Third Age.
In the place called 'West Gate of Bree', Bornack attacked Strine.
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2am on Orbelain, the 20th of Gwirith, Year 3012 of the Third Age.
In the place called 'West of Bree', Bornack performed fearsome sorcerous arts.
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2am on Orbelain, the 20th of Gwirith, Year 3012 of the Third Age.
In the place called 'West of Bree', Bornack performed fearsome sorcerous arts.
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10pm on Ormenel, the 19th of Gwirith, Year 3012 of the Third Age.
In the place called 'West of Bree', Bornack performed fearsome sorcerous arts.
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1pm on Ormenel, the 19th of Gwirith, Year 3012 of the Third Age.
In the place called 'Hobbit Hole', Bornack attacked Strine.
Bornack refused to follow the guards and is wanted (dead)!
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1pm on Ormenel, the 19th of Gwirith, Year 3012 of the Third Age.
In the place called 'Hobbit Hole', Bornack attacked Strine.
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1pm on Ormenel, the 19th of Gwirith, Year 3012 of the Third Age.
In the place called 'Hobbit Hole', Bornack attacked Strine.
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Then, you are thrown in a dark jail. 
You hear the icy sound of the key in
the keyhole and you find yourself alone in this humid place.

* W C>s
#   $door is now set to {heavydoor}.
The heavydoor seems to be closed.
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Bornack2000-09-01 18:31:58
Hmmm i hate Strine
Malak2000-09-01 18:40:19
You are just pissed he got the better of you! *cackle*
Gray2000-09-01 18:41:43
There are easier way to revenge, Bornack :) ask a mage/log your own (if you have
one), charm idiot, lead to aggro mob and mobdie him :)
Darkangel2000-09-01 18:42:30
*COMF* :O( He's a bitch, he'll always be. I feel really bad cause u lost cit and have to stay in prison for 27 rl hours. :O( I'm so sorry.
elroh2000-09-01 18:47:38
This is nothing compared to this:
- imprisoned in bree for 923 days

Thats more than 2 weeks rl. Beat this...
Bornack2000-09-01 18:50:49
WOW What did you do quake harry?
Bornack2000-09-01 18:51:13
Hmmm Cant i idle or anything
Shadrach2000-09-01 18:52:48
The new Bree administration is TOUGH on crime! Not to mention orcs
Alaia2000-09-01 19:27:26
*peer Elroh* Geez man wtf did you do?
Jadi2000-09-01 19:56:50
Isn't there a way to sneak out of jail? There used to be. You'd still be wanted though...
Strine2000-09-01 20:49:00
you can break out of jail if someone breaks the door, but all bree
mobs are agg to ya. yes, elroh quaked gates (yanwe did it with him)
as well as bree chief, storyteller, bob the stableboy, and much much
more. btw, nod malak :)
Thead2000-09-01 22:10:32
Big deal - just had 30 days in Fornost, spent it all linkless (didn't know you could do this - thought it didn't count towards sentance, though it evidently does). Kill the sucker later, eh?
Jin2000-09-03 20:25:04
Paragond spamkilled Valery in GH and had 999 days in jail, and some god said that it was only 20% of his crimes, then pardoned him.
Duvel2000-09-05 19:15:37
Elroh, did you kill bree with some other pukes or somethin? =P

Geez!
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