Oldie that made me laugh
posted by Delita
2000-09-05 01:06:25
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Reading some logs regenning as a little BN and i came across this =p Lindebergs
970515-Olor
Olor(me) and Finrodel had just finished killing Necromancer
and luckily for them he loaded the fear scroll.
When they came out from Necromancers land they met Plonn the Black Numenorean
and he got nuked in a quite tricky way.

* R Mana:Burning>yell Want fear scroll?
wher
Ok.

* R Mana:Burning>Players in your zone:
--------------------
Olor                 - Bend in the Old East Road
Finrodel             - Bend in the Old East Road

* R Mana:Burning>
Clip-clop...*Plonn the Black Numenorean* has arrived from the west riding a pack horse.

* R Mana:Burning>
Clip-clop...*Plonn the Black Numenorean* leaves east riding a pack horse.
--EAST---

* R Mana:Burning>
Clip-clop...*Plonn the Black Numenorean* has arrived from the east riding a pack horse.

* R Mana:Burning>
*Plonn the Black Numenorean* chuckles politely.

* R Mana:Burning>give scroll plonn
Ok.

* R Mana:Burning>i

Ukko narrates 'how much does it cost?'

* R Mana:Burning>
You are carrying:
a small key carved from ebony 
a water skin 
a dark coloured flask 
a dark coloured flask 
a large sack 

* R Mana:Burning>snicker
You snicker softly.
Meanie narrates 'snicker kjell thinks he can mudlle'

* R Mana:Burning>
*Plonn the Black Numenorean* stares at the sky.

* R Mana:Burning>exa plonn
You see nothing special about him.
*Plonn the Black Numenorean* is in an excellent condition.
*Plonn the Black Numenorean* is using: 
<worn around neck>   a silver cloakpin 
<worn on body>       an enruned robe (brand new)
<worn on head>       a blue hood (brand new)
<worn on legs>       a purple pair of pants (brand new)
<worn on feet>       a thin pair of soft leather boots (used)
<worn on hands>      a thin pair of leather gloves (used)
<worn on arms>       a pair of soft leather sleeves (worn out)
<worn as shield>     a bejewelled shield (brand new)(invisible)
<worn about body>    a fine, grey cloak (brand new)
<wielded>            an engraved broadsword (brand new)
<held>               a red ruby ..It has a soft glowing aura!
<worn as belt>       a scarlet leather belt 
<worn on belt>       the scalp of Elwood 
<worn on belt>       a sable pouch 
Finrodel stares at the sky.

* R Mana:Burning>
*Plonn the Black Numenorean* drops a scroll which reads "ysafg". <- ok if you don't need it i keep it for myself!

* R Mana:Burning>sa umm dont fear us tho
get scroll
Ok.
*Plonn the Black Numenorean* thanks you heartily.
Finrodel looks at *Plonn the Black Numenorean*.

* R Mana:Burning>
You get a scroll which reads "ysafg".

* R Mana:Burning>rec scroll
You recite a scroll which reads "ysafg" which dissolves.
You raise your hand and an icy wind starts to blow through the room.
*Plonn the Black Numenorean* collapses!
Your blood freezes as you hear *Plonn the Black Numenorean*'s death cry.
A pack horse panics, and attempts to flee.
Clip-clop...a pack horse leaves west.
---WEST---

* R Mana:Burning>g
get all corpse
You get coins from the corpse of *a Human*.
There was 64 gold coins 16 silver pennies 40 copper pennies.
You get a sable pouch from the corpse of *a Human*.
You get the scalp of Elwood from the corpse of *a Human*.
You get a scarlet leather belt from the corpse of *a Human*.
You get a red ruby from the corpse of *a Human*.
You get an engraved broadsword from the corpse of *a Human*.
You get a fine, grey cloak from the corpse of *a Human*.
You get a bejewelled shield from the corpse of *a Human*.
You get a pair of soft leather sleeves from the corpse of *a Human*.
You get a thin pair of leather gloves from the corpse of *a Human*.
You get a thin pair of soft leather boots from the corpse of *a Human*.
You get a purple pair of pants from the corpse of *a Human*.
You get a blue hood from the corpse of *a Human*.
You get an enruned robe from the corpse of *a Human*.
You get a silver cloakpin from the corpse of *a Human*.
You get a large sack from the corpse of *a Human*.
You get a large skin from the corpse of *a Human*.
You get a butcher knife from the corpse of *a Human*.

* R Mana:Burning>sa That's what i call a plan
Ok.
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Dresden2000-09-05 01:11:43
Damn, that's the funniest log i've seen!! :)
Rolo2000-09-05 01:24:25
laugh!!!!
Fredde2000-09-05 01:29:41
HAHAHAHHAhahahaha
Aschit2000-09-05 01:31:58
I remember that log...I'll dig through my files and post a few funny ones of my own from ages past.
Johannes2000-09-05 01:40:12
*Laugh*
Iranon2000-09-05 02:00:52
Aschit, post the one where I kill you 4 times in a row because you prayed back to town every time expecting a bn to show chivalry.
Delita2000-09-05 02:08:26
Man, reading those old logs makes me wish they set up a m5/6 port where pk could kick ass again. It truly brings a tear to my old eye... *sniff*
Rauko2000-09-05 03:29:26
nifty
Ethar2000-09-05 03:55:36
heheh silly malak
Isoldir2000-09-05 04:16:53
That is great, keepem' coming!
Galadil2000-09-05 04:37:03
haha!
Unknown2000-09-05 05:52:51
isn't tht ilegal giving eq to opp side anyways even back then?
Rza to Iranon2000-09-05 09:05:29
Hey post that one how you ran around tharbad nuking me with linkless flag
Khzandros2000-09-05 09:33:01
Hihi, short but funny log. Yeah, lets se more of those :)
Alcion2000-09-05 10:58:43
LAUGH!
Shadrach2000-09-05 12:05:35
WHAT I have never understood in this log is WHY DO YOU GIVE PLONN THE SCROLL?!
WHY, WHY, WHY? Illegal eq-transfer or what?
Gray2000-09-05 13:15:01
Saw this log long ago and laughed at it :) But... *nod Shadrach* why not just
recite scroll when Plonn was in room? Why to give - just for fun?
Duvel2000-09-05 13:15:23
Haha yeah it is illigal but FUNNY MAUAHAHHAHAHHHAHHAHH!!! ROFL ROFL

Who cares if it is illigal =P
Lothar2000-09-05 15:47:29
*LAUGH*
Jocke2000-09-05 17:20:11
According to help rulse under misc, it's only illegal to give somone EQ in a fight
if it's heavy and it's done with the intention to either lower a players DB or to
fuck somones MPs up. Or, ofcourse, if its made witht the intention to make a
whitie-darkie EQ transfer. Not very clearly stated rules i think, but thats how i
interpret them
Maedhros2000-09-05 17:39:12
How much more Jack&Jill do you want the rules? Its pretty obvious from the context here what happened. When it comes to giving gear to opposite side if in doubt don't do it.
Eothen2000-09-05 18:17:26
ROFL
Dresden2000-09-05 19:38:40
You guys just make me sick...illegal eq transfer?...COME ON, it's like 3 years old and fucken hilarious...some idiots still discussing if its illegal or not..morons... besides...if they would have just tried to read it on plonn, he would have prolly walked out, that was a good way to make him stay i while :)
wilron2000-09-05 21:51:20
why did they remove Clip-clop... when riding :P ???
Invader2000-09-05 23:32:19
Hehe, cool log. short and funny :)
Gad2000-09-06 02:22:22
No coment [:]
Raiden2000-09-08 15:32:22
Who gives a fuck really if its cheating, if people had fun then its ok
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