Now this must be one, of the funnies logs i have ever seen :P
From VrAK homepage
/Gastone



Fuerte meets *a human*

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the toad:Fine>
You barely hit the toad's body.

the toad:Fine>
*a Human* has arrived from the south riding the trained horse

the toad:Fine>
*a Human* leaves east riding the trained horse

the toad:Fine>info
You are speaking in morbeth.
You are a male  Numenorean.
You are 28 years, 0 months and 0 days old. It's your birthday today!
You have played 0 months, 0 days and 3 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Fuerte the Numenorean (level 1).
Your height is 174cm and you weigh 67kg.
You are evil, you could be a decent follower of Sauron...
You are carrying 3 kg of equipment. Peanuts.
You are too inexperienced on Arda to know your base abilities...
Offensive Bonus: 5%, Dodging Bonus: 9%, Parrying Bonus: 0%.
Your armour absorbs, on average, 0% of damage.
You will flee if your hit points go below 10. 
Your mood is aggressive.
You have scored 83 experience points and you have 1442 travel points.
You need 717 exp. points and 0 travel points to reach the next level.
You have 0 copper pennies.
You will swim if necessary.
You are fighting.

You are subjected to the following temporary effects:
- noquit

the toad:Fine>
*a Human* has arrived from the east riding the trained horse

the toad:Fine>f
flee
PANIC! 
You can't quit the fight!

the toad:Fine>f
flee
You flee head over heels.
Thick Woods
A brown fox is here, looking for some rabbits to chew up.

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*a Human* has arrived from the east riding the trained horse

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*a Human* pats you on your head.

>smil
You smile happily.

>chu
You chuckle politely.

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*a Human* gives you 1 gold coin.

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*a Human* looks at you.

>stat
OB: 5%, DB: 9%, PB: 0%, Armor: 0%. Wimpy: 10. Mood: aggressive.
Needed: 720 xp, 0 tp. Wp: 0. Gold: 1.
Effects:
- noquit

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The brown fox has arrived from the west

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*a Human* says 'tell those urcs i ran west, ok?'

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*a Human* says 'not east'

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*a Human* waves.

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*a Human* leaves east riding the trained horse

>wave
You wave.