$$ The day little nazgum rode the coach to bree.
$$ I was hiding at the coach boarding place in tbad, then I heard this and saw it too! :P

* S>
The light of Aman fades away from you.
You are hungry.

* S>
Barret narrates 'witch'

* S>
Bumbulina narrates 'nazgum the orc went in the coach!!'

* S>nar where
Ok.

* S>
Krogg narrates 'uh oh'

* S>
A little boy has arrived from the north.

* S>
Bumbulina narrates 'at newlips in heading south'

* S>
You see some fog coming from the south.
You are hungry.

* S>
A little boy leaves south.

* S>
Trobo narrates 'how the hell'd he get on the coach?'

* S>
Arium narrates 'Well he typed this obscure little known command.'

* S>
Krogg narrates 'what's that?'

* S>
Ala narrates 'what does a riding whip do?'

* S>
Arium narrates 'Secret... if I told you it was enter coach then everybody would start doing it'

* S>
Krogg narrates 'DOH! =P'

* S>
Trobo narrates 'but does coachman take darkie's ticket?'


You are hungry.

* S>
Trobo narrates 'he's just sitting on coach? lol he cant attack on it'

* S>
Salvo narrates 'where is it know?'

* S>nar shit I'm in tbad an I guess I'll use the coach
Ok.

* S>
Trobo narrates 'what I would do is get off at Bree and run to Mayor's office'

* S>
Saving Limy.

* S>
The coach from Fornost has arrived.

* S>
The coachman opens the doors.
*Nazgum the Orc* steps out of the coach.

* S>enter coach
The coach driver takes your ticket and welcomes you aboard.
Inside the coach
Low benches are set to the front and rear of the compartment, stuffed with 
horsehair, some of which can be seen poking through the well-worn upholstery. 
Large windows are set into the top of the doors to either side of you, and 
through these you may watch the countryside slide by as you make your 
journey. A rough note is attached to a board mounted above the front seat.

* S>
You see some people loading and unloading packages.

* S>nar hahah I saw nazzie exit the coach.. haha
Ok.

* S>
You see some people loading and unloading packages.
You are hungry.

* S>
Salvo narrates 'in tbad?'

* S>
You see some people loading and unloading packages.

* S>nar The coachman opens the doors.;*Nazgum the Orc* steps out of the coach.
Ok.

* S>nar ya
Ok.

* S>
The coachman closes the doors.

* S>l
Inside the coach
Low benches are set to the front and rear of the compartment, stuffed with 
horsehair, some of which can be seen poking through the well-worn upholstery. 
Large windows are set into the top of the doors to either side of you, and 
through these you may watch the countryside slide by as you make your 
journey. A rough note is attached to a board mounted above the front seat.

* S>
Trobo narrates 'did you run?'

* S>
Salvo narrates 'did you make in on the coach?'

* S>nar I'm in the coach

The coach starts moving towards Bree and Fornost.
Next stop: Road to Tharbad.

* S>
Ok.

$$Well I narrowly avoided death at the hands of nazgum.. I guess next time I use the coach I'll be sure I $$ask whose in it. But it would have been cool to be in the same place and not be able to fight.. heheh
$$"Sup Nazgum? How's the snake hanging?"
$$
$$"I will eat your head hobbit bitch"
$$
$$"Oh my my my, we have a temper don't we?"
$$slap nazgum
$$puke nazgum
$$fart nazgum
$$hahahahahahaha that would be funny. And I wouldn't die until I got to tbad!