How to make warlord. the easy way.
posted by You can guess i
2001-04-01 22:37:48
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### Before this log, i am some skirmishes. I was at bad
### hps and low moves at khuzur with
### a noble elf chasing me. lews i think. He calls 3 more
### to keep chasing me west and into dunland.


o HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>i

*a noble Elf* has arrived from the west.
*a powerful Man* has arrived from the west.
*a sturdy Dwarf* plunges down from above and lands with a loud crash on the
wooden floor.
You gained some renown in this battle!
Your blood freezes as you hear *Neo the Dwarf*'s death cry.
*Neo the Dwarf* has drawn his last breath! R.I.P.
*Reivax the Noldorin Elf* plunges down from above and lands with a loud crash
on the wooden floor.
You gained great renown in this battle!
Your blood freezes as you hear *Reivax the Noldorin Elf*'s death cry.
*Reivax the Noldorin Elf* has drawn his last breath! R.I.P.

### Reivax and neo comes one way, and lews+kodar the other way.
### obviously they knew the danger here, but didnt tell the
### others?

### I put the crank in and went up one floor, and checked the corpses
### neither got shadow, luckily.


corpse (here) : 
a fortune in gold
a laced quiver
a sable pouch
a fragrant-smelling bag
a weapon sheath
an aged silver flask
a sable pouch
a broad silver belt
a black runed dagger (brand new)
a keyring with a key and a set of lock picks
a black horn shortbow
a fine grey cloak (used)
a bejewelled oak staff
a fine pair of chain mail sleeves (brand new)
a thin pair of leather gloves (ragged)
a pair of smooth, black boots
a black pair of pants (worn out)
a mithril circlet
a grey tunic (worn out)
a necklace
a pale blue stone
a diamond ring
a jewelled ring


o HP:Fine Mana:Cold>get all all.corpse
You get an icy ring from the corpse of *a Dwarf*.
You get a sapphire ring from the corpse of *a Dwarf*.
You get a silver-leaf brooch from the corpse of *a Dwarf*.
You get a sword-shaped brooch from the corpse of *a Dwarf*.
You get a thick metal breastplate from the corpse of *a Dwarf*.
You get a great helm from the corpse of *a Dwarf*.
You get a shining pair of greaves from the corpse of *a Dwarf*.
You get a thick pair of metal boots from the corpse of *a Dwarf*.
You get a thick pair of metal gauntlets from the corpse of *a Dwarf*.
You get a heavy pair of vambraces from the corpse of *a Dwarf*.
You get a tower shield from the corpse of *a Dwarf*.
You get a russet cloak from the corpse of *a Dwarf*.
You get a leather backpack from the corpse of *a Dwarf*.
You get a keyring with a key and a set of lock picks from the corpse of *a
Dwarf*.
You can't get an ornate, steel-shafted warhammer, it's too heavy.
You get a gleaming belt from the corpse of *a Dwarf*.
You get a gem-inlaid knife from the corpse of *a Dwarf*.
You get a red ruby from the corpse of *a Dwarf*.
You can't get a large skin, it's too heavy.
You can't get a sable pouch, it's too heavy.
You can't get a small pouch, it's too heavy.
You get a fortune in gold from the corpse of *a Dwarf*.
There was 229 gold coins, 17 silver pennies, and 30 copper pennies.
You can't get a jewel-encrusted goblet, it's too heavy.
You get a jewelled ring from the corpse of *an Elf*.
You get a diamond ring from the corpse of *an Elf*.
You can't get a pale blue stone, you are carrying too many items already.

### Various scrolls and stuff in pouches.

### Could anyone think of a stupider way to go from 1-2 wps to
### #1 warlord? :)
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Vargas2001-04-01 22:44:10
no i can not! Funny as hell tho
Vargas2001-04-01 22:44:45
ha! 1st comment! How many u think it will be? I'd say over 100
Unknown2001-04-01 22:45:01
can't do much else than laugh
Unknown2001-04-01 22:45:02
can't do much else than laugh
Heldo2001-04-01 22:45:24
Harrharr!
Eothen2001-04-01 22:47:03
Damn I've always wanted to do that to somebody :)
Wryak2001-04-01 22:47:20
Bwaha? :)
Nacs2001-04-01 22:47:22
NIce one!
Eccentrica2001-04-01 22:54:56
Heh.
Shadrach2001-04-01 22:55:00
MUAHAHAHAHA
larry2001-04-01 22:57:12
did Durcano die? thought he had tons wps because he never fell when died
Oh yeah, reivax2001-04-01 22:58:16
I didnt "happen to stand there" as you narrated. I know very well what that place does, thats why i went there to rest. Bad area knowledge from you, but not accidental from me. go team canada!
Azg2001-04-01 23:00:32
So who is P(Azazhel). Maybe post a longer log of the lure or something if you got it. hehe. That's one hell of an April Fools trick.
Reivax2001-04-01 23:03:21
I was convinced that I was 1s from the room where you climb 2d. Ups.
Unknown2001-04-01 23:05:47
you cant climb there anyway, its pure fall if lift isnt there
Wryak2001-04-01 23:08:35
Dear unknown obviously didn't understand what Reivax said.. there's a place where u can climb down and he thought he was s of it :P
Reivax2001-04-01 23:12:28
Oh, this is the 3rd time in 4 dt/mudlle rips that I haven't shadowed. Odd. Maybe I'll have my shadowrips lining themselves up!
Natash2001-04-01 23:18:44
:-) *mutters something about clueless noobies*
Reivax2001-04-01 23:19:34
Btw, both me and neo had spoons, and we didn't say "There is no spoon" before going north. That's why we bit it.
David2001-04-01 23:42:38
BWAAAAAAAAhah.. hehe.. claps..
Johannes2001-04-01 23:44:05
If you clueless fakkers had just bothered to actually wield your spoons, none of
this shit would have happened. *Sigh*
Nazgum2001-04-02 00:49:08
that area rocks, too bad no one ever follows me there ;p And reivax was partially right, there is a room u can climb 2d at to avoid shaft, but you don't reach it by going n ;p
Torment2001-04-02 01:06:50
Would have been nice to know how many wps he got from that. Is the darkie warlord list really that few wps, or did he gain an insanely high amount of wps for them dying? Guess only the people who don't pkill or care about wps (ie the higher gods who can actually see Wps) will know for sure :/
Torment2001-04-02 01:17:57
This is also an example of why there should be a max no of wps you can get from one kill too. Nobody should get more than 30-40 wps for a single kill.
Neo2001-04-02 02:00:08
Right before Reivax led me over the edge this is how it happened. Me: btw, don't go north from here Reivax: It's ok. Me: No, lift isn't there. Reivax leaves north. You are dead. Sorry... Ouch! You lose a level! Me: It's ok?
Neo2001-04-02 02:00:19
Right before Reivax led me over the edge this is how it happened. Me: btw, don't go north from here Reivax: It's ok. Me: No, lift isn't there. Reivax leaves north. You are dead. Sorry... Ouch! You lose a level! Me: It's ok?
Neo2001-04-02 02:00:56
Sorry for that repost, btw, why didn't you show my equip? :) I was 2 or 3 items from a fullset.
Neo2001-04-02 02:40:38
woops, nm, u did show my equip :) I'm on crack. :-P
Galerech2001-04-02 03:22:49
you should be able to get alot of wps from each kill, just like uh dain killed azog and that made him reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally famous
Rogon2001-04-02 05:31:55
Maybe 30-40 wps is what you need to make top of the list now? :)
Reef2001-04-02 07:46:49
Neo you lucky punk, share the crack! emote slips into a K-Hole....
Sloshed2001-04-02 08:34:46
that's fucking gay :(
Raichu2001-04-02 11:09:05
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Btw wtf are stats on jewelled ring? =P dumb name btw. Why didn't gods name it moonstone ring
or opal ring or whatever.
Wryak2001-04-02 12:59:20
There's a reason why it's jewelled ring Raichu :P
Edvard2001-04-02 13:52:19
so, who the hell are ya?
Lews2001-04-02 14:16:19
Yeah I was chasing you from Khuzur, and I didn't call for 3 more, I asked if anyone
in Dunland has rope, explaining why I need it. So Reivax and Neo show up, but we
all know we can't get you without rope. Then Kodar buy some rope from Broghha and
runs up there, me and Kodar go tie ropes, go down and see you, and I narrate for
Reivax to come, meaning we've tied the ropes. And he spams to lift instead :). Where *I* fucked up, though, was that I should have immediately spammed to lift with Kodar and get crank :p. Didn't think of that immediately, and when I finally did, you were already #1 warlord :).

Anyway, then I proceed to chase you back north, first I have to quickbolt Granvil
so that he'd get off my tail. Then I catch you near tall orc, only to run into
Cagim, and immediately after that Ragface and poisoning Mummo.
Pampalini2001-04-02 14:18:32
So our greatest leader is just little man on whom 2 pukes fell. Gratz :)
Mummo2001-04-02 16:11:43
damn poison whores
Azazhel2001-04-02 18:09:01
The crank was never in the lift, it was in my inventory, so you could not have taken it. And you did not really catch me at tall orc, i stopped to chat with cagim, who had a tale to tell about how he got bashtrapped and lived on awful.
Ilmarin2001-04-02 22:36:43
Are we talking Liche area? The 2d rom is reachs by a west from the room n of the malevolent bats.
Neo2001-04-02 22:46:43
Yeah, was liche area, and i know that the climb down is n w from malevolent bats. Reivax does now too! :)
Deor2001-04-02 22:53:33
I pk and I can see wps. Although I don't care too much about em. Maybe a little.
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TheCommentor2001-04-03 06:15:01
At 2001-04-01 22:44:45, Vargas commented:
ha! 1st comment! How many u think it will be? I'd say over 100
101!

krul2001-04-03 11:09:07
Last comment is mine!!! I swear!
GORETONGUE2001-04-03 19:01:50
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Ghostly2001-04-03 21:49:26
Harhar, I imagined that something like that would happen in my lift some day *cackles*
AndrĂ³g 2008-05-27 23:00:22
Ah! This is always funny to read when it happens, although this is like the third log of the same incident that I've read.
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