A Day in my Life
posted by A Copper Ring
2001-05-10 23:57:22
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I had been sitting on the finger of a Shimmer the Black Numenorean for a few wee
I had been sitting on the finger of a Shimmer the Black Numenorean for a
few weeks, minding my own business, when suddenly...

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You are worn on a finger>
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* W C HP:Fine>
Shimmer the Black Numenorean panics, and attempts to flee.
Shimmer the Black Numenorean panics, but can't stop fighting to flee.
Ibun the Man utters the words 'eugszr zzur'
Ibun the Man cries 'Elbereth Gilthoniel' and makes Shimmer the Black Numenorean
shiver in pain.

Ibun the Man begins some strange incantations...
Rain the Dwarf has arrived from the east.

* W C HP:Fine>
Rain the Dwarf slashes Shimmer the Black Numenorean's left foot extremely hard and
shatters it.
You feel more experienced.
Yes! 
You're beginning to get the idea.
Your blood freezes as you hear Shimmer the Black Numenorean's death cry.
Shimmer the Black Numenorean has drawn her last breath! R.I.P.

Ok.
You are in a corpse with:

   A smoked piece of meat. 
   A ring of silver. 
   A red ruby. 
   A silver cloakpin.
   A fine chain mail shirt.
   A twisted crown.
   A fine pair of chain mail leggings.
   A black pair of padded boots.
   A thin pair of leather gloves.
   A fine pair of chain mail sleeves.
   A bejewelled shield.
   A forest green cloak.
   An old length of iron chain.
   A golden elven bracelet.
   A jade bracelet.

Rza the Elf gets a jade bracelet from next to you.
Rza the Elf gets a black runed dagger from from next to you.
Rza the Elf gets a broad silver belt from from next to you.
Rza the Elf gets a sable pouch from from next to you.
Rza the Elf gets a keyring with a couple of keys and a set of lock picks from from next to you.
Ethar the Man gets a water skin from from next to you.
Ethar the Man gets a stone from next to you.
Ethar the Man gets a gem-inlaid knife from next to you.
Ethar the Man gets a leather backpack from next to you.
Ethar the Man gets a pile of coins from next to you.

Elmo the Dwarf gets you from a corpse. 
ELmo the Dwarf puts you in a leather backpack.
You put a red ruby in a leather backpack.

o W C> *crap, I can't see anything in this pack without a light :( *

Someone gets you from a backpack.

* W C HP:Fine>
Lowyn the Man throws back her head and cackles with insane glee!

* W C HP:Fine>
Rain the Dwarf leaves east.
Ethar the Man says 'damnit'

* W C HP:Fine> *possible bug, I lose hps when taken out of a backpack *
Ethar the Man says 'i suck shit at looting'
Rza the Elf awkwardly draws a black runed dagger.

Lowyn the Man looks at you enviously.

* W C HP:Fine>
Lowyn the Man says to Elmo the Dwarf 'COPPER'

* W C HP:Fine>
Lowyn the Man drinks water from a water skin.

Azeem the Dwarf smirks.

Rza puts a keyring with a couple of keys and a set of lock picks around his
wrist.

Elmo the Dwarf shrugs.

Elmo the Dwarf gives you to Lowyn the Man.

Lowyn the Man wears you on a finger.

Lowyn the Man whispers to you 'I love you little ring!'
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Gugki2001-05-11 00:03:32
gig, lowyn is greedy :P
A *finger*2001-05-11 00:04:34
I feel complete now! *hop*
A Copper Ring2001-05-11 00:08:34
Hmmph. I try and help Elmo the Dwarf loot that red ruby and all he could do was shove me in a backpack. Quite rude :(
lowyn impersona2001-05-11 00:11:16
yesss my treasssure!
we love you, we will never let you go again, yessss.
A Copper Ring2001-05-11 00:15:00
A Copper Ring tells you 'LOWYN'
A *newbie*2001-05-11 00:15:10
Only 499 biscuits left! KILL ELMO AND WIN A FREEEEEEEE BISCUIT!!!! Supplies are limited. You snooze, you lose. KILL ELMO = FREE BISCUIT (butter and jelly not included). KILL ELMO, GODDAMIT, KILL HIM!!!!!!!!
another *finger2001-05-11 01:52:52
You should be happy to wear a copper ring! I cant tell you in public
what Lowyn does with me.. its rather naughty and makes me smell funny after.
A Copper Ring2001-05-11 04:38:26
Alas, I no longer am on the finger of Lowyn, some orcs took it from her dead body :(
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heh2001-05-11 05:46:37
Ibun is dwarf, btw. Not man.
grrr2001-05-11 09:06:12
Elmo the Dwarf gets you from a corpse.
ELmo the Dwarf puts you in a leather backpack.
You put a red ruby in a leather backpack.
Unknown2001-05-11 09:06:25
Bug?
Unknown2001-05-11 09:06:47
how the hell can a copper ring put a red ruby in pack?
Rza2001-05-11 10:26:25
BAHAHAHAH who wrote this? i love it!
P.S. LOWYN TELLS YOU 'COPPER'
Manslicer2001-05-11 10:40:16
Lowyn tells you 'COPPER'
Bodycast2001-05-11 10:58:35
somewhat funny until the spam comes... dont spam
Raichu2001-05-11 14:25:52
Lowyn tells you 'COPPER'
Rogon2001-05-11 15:57:29
Uhm, is rza trying to fool anyone he didnt do it himself!?!?!? ehhe, ehhe.
Rza2001-05-11 16:37:04
Rogon you fucking stupid european wierdo i didnt write it, do poison somone and fuck off back to your garden, pansy
Korf2001-05-11 20:14:52
hilarious :)
Unknown2005-04-26 22:48:34
best part was elizalde dying err shimmer
Andróg 2005-04-26 23:49:50
Some people must be really bored if they're reading that random logs...
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