Gods are too nice
posted by Lothlahn
2000-05-18 16:38:35
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I was going around around 11.30 am swedish time. Suddenly Gothmog starts bitchin
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            MUME: Multi Users in Middle Earth, Version VII.


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Welcome to the land of Middle Earth. May your visit here be... interesting.
Never forget! Try to role-play...

Last login less than one hour ago from 193.15.218.189.
Halls of Mandos
A large fountain, made from grey stone, pours water from its centre.
A loaf of bread has been left here.
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.
There are three piles of cheese here.
Exits:None.

Your default tongue is the Westron
Free rent.

# Friendly reminder: 
You can only have one account and it cannot be shared.
#                    See HELP ACCOUNTS and RULES ACCOUNTS for more information.

You have 1 mail.
The Valar have decided that you shall be put in jail.
News board                - 2 unread messages

* C>NEWS
News board - 2 messages (out of 100)
1549 : New and improved coach service! (the Mayor of Bree)
1554 : rules actions cleanup (Ilie)

* C>NEWS 1549
Message 1549 : New and improved coach service! (the Mayor of Bree)
Written on Tue May 16 14:50:29 2000

It is with pride and joy that I announce that we now open our new coach-stop on
the long and ardous journey towards the fair city of Tharbad. For those of you
who have felt that the ride with the coach was a bit taxing, we now offer you a
chance to rest and recreate yourself in Jaspers Tavern as you prepare to visit
our southern neighbours.

- the Mayor of Bree

(Thanks goes to to Óin and Mint for the construction, Scar for various code and
Dardhel, Vanidor, Námo and Yavanna for helping out.
/Fëanor)

* C>NEWS next
Message 1554 : rules actions cleanup (Ilie)
Written on Thu May 18 13:27:40 2000

The old rule was obviously interpreted in different ways, so it has
been rewritten to be totally clear. The rule is:

Using client actions which help in any way in any PK situation is illegal.

Notice that this rule doesn't discriminate between "killing someone
else", "getting away from pk", "avoiding pk", "spreading news about
location of victims" etc. all illegal (when done by actions).

rules actions gives the full version.

- Ilie

* C>Rules act
ACTIONS

Using client actions which help in any way in any PK situation is illegal on
MUME.

This means that it's forbidden to have actions that auto-hit, auto-follow,
auto-(re)bash, auto-cast, auto-close/open doors, auto-track, auto-shoot,
auto-flee, auto-reflee and just about everything else that can help you in any
side of a PK situation.

ALLOWED actions are things like:

eating and drinking
grouping people
* C>
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.

* C>who sdfa
Ainur
-----
 [Mw] Kegan the Elusive Immortal 
 [ M] Drom  
 [Mw] Ren walks down a road less travelled... 
 [ A] Ilie the Aratie  <--- been on for 4 hours, but didnt respond.
 [ M] Valir blablablabla and so on  (Linkless)
 [Mc] Glorf the Rebuilder of Old Areas is semiAFK  (Idle)
 [ M] Humala has the style but not the grace  (Idle)
 [Mc] Finwë the King of the Noldor 

8 players on.

* C>t ilie NICE! Change the rule now, Zblam trigger illegal aswell?
Ok.

* C>
Saving Lothlahn.

* C>#unact PANIC!
#No matches found for {PANIC!}
#act
#Defined actions:
{%1 tells you %0}={#var name %1} @ {5}
{The %1 seems to be closed.}={#var door %1} @ {5}
{WARNING: inactivity timeout in 10 seconds.}={l} @ {5}
{ZBLAM!}={st;ride} @ {5}

#   $name is now set to {Ilie}.
Ilie tells you 'tbd'

* C>t ilie tbd?
Ok.

* C>
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.

* C>
#   $name is now set to {Ilie}.
Ilie tells you 'to be decided'

* C>
#   $name is now set to {Ilie}.
Ilie tells you 'i can imagine a situtation where it probably shouldn't be
legal :)'

* C>t ilie well, its fucked up
Ok.

* C>t ilie it makes you mobrip some 10 times more I guess
Ok.

* C>t ilie get bashed in a room and youre dead
Ok.

* C>t ilie this makes bash overpowered, since PARE was good for make you NOT to flee at all but m
uch shorter
Ok.
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.

* C>t ilie now you cant even flee from a bash, 
You get one PANIC attempt for each hit/spell, not 
even that, for like three hits
Ok.

* C>sc
eq
You can only talk, quit, use mail or rent right now...

* C>
You can only talk, quit, use mail or rent right now...

* C>t ilie its still fucked up, but let me out now
Ok.

* C>who dfsa
Ainur
-----
 [Mw] Kegan the Elusive Immortal 
 [ M] Drom  
 [Mw] Ren walks down a road less travelled... 
 [ A] Ilie the Aratie  
 [Mc] Glorf the Rebuilder of Old Areas is semiAFK  (Idle)
 [ M] Humala has the style but not the grace  (Idle)
 [Mc] Finwë the King of the Noldor 

7 players on.

* C>
#   $name is now set to {Ilie}.
Ilie tells you 'autowimpy'

* C>t ilie doesnt work
Ok.

* C>
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.

* C>
#   $name is now set to {Ilie}.
Ilie tells you 'then die?'
* C>t ilie guess its the way to do it
Ok.

* C>t ilie since autowimpy doesnt work at all, I was bashed with furfoot in freeze, I came back a
t bad, had wimpy 250
Ok.

* C>t ilie still, let me fucking outa here, Gets boring after... 5 hours?
Ok.

* C>
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.

* C>l
Morgul Vale
A mailbox stands here stuffed full of messages.
A steward of the Valar stands here, ready to assist you into a room.

* C>who fdas
Ainur
-----
 [Mw] Kegan the Elusive Immortal 
 [ M] Drom  
 [Mw] Ren walks down a road less travelled... 
 [ A] Ilie the Aratie  
 [Mc] Glorf the Rebuilder of Old Areas is semiAFK  (Idle)
 [ M] Humala has the style but not the grace  (Idle)
 [Mc] Finwë the King of the Noldor 

7 players on.

* C>
Saving Lothlahn.

* C>who sdfa
Ainur
-----
 [Mw] Kegan the Elusive Immortal 
 [ M] Drom  
 [Mw] Ren walks down a road less travelled... 
 [Mc] Glorf the Rebuilder of Old Areas is semiAFK  (Idle)
 [ M] Humala has the style but not the grace  (Idle)
 [Mc] Finwë the King of the Noldor 

6 players on.

* C>pray ILIE FUCKING RENTED?!
You send your prayer to the Ainur.

After 5 hours here w/o doing anything wrong to get here, 
you get a bit cocky.

* C>
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.

* C>st
You are already standing.

* C>offer
#   $name is now set to {The steward}.
The steward tells you 'It will cost you 14 gold coins, 8 silver pennies, and
38 copper pennies per day.'
You have enough money for 29 days.

* C>rest
You can only talk, quit, use mail or rent right now...

* C>stta
Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!

* C>stat
You can only talk, quit, use mail or rent right now...

* C>
* C>who sdfa
Ainur
-----
 [Mw] Kegan the Elusive Immortal 
 [ M] Drom  
 [Mw] Ren walks down a road less travelled... 
 [Mc] Glorf the Rebuilder of Old Areas is semiAFK  (Idle)
 [ M] Humala has the style but not the grace  (Idle)
 [Mc] Finwë the King of the Noldor 

6 players on.

* C>
The Ainulindalë whispers to you 'behave!'

* C>pray I wont fucking behave when someone put me here cause their fucking period isnt over.
You send your prayer to the Ainur.

* C>
A shimmering pillar of light appears, and Dáin steps in...

* C>l
Morgul Vale
A mailbox stands here stuffed full of messages.
A steward of the Valar stands here, ready to assist you into a room.
Dáin the Ainu is standing here.

* C>
Dáin says 'shut the fuck up'

* C>say nej 
- nope
Ok.

* C>say tänker jag fan inte göra 
- No fucking way
Ok.

* C>
Dáin shrugs indifferently.

* C>say ni sätter mig i morgul utan en större anledning
- 
You put me in morgul vale without any notable reason
Ok.

* C>
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.

* C>
The Ainulindalë whispers to you 'shut up, you will be let out as soon as
soeone decides whether to punish you or not'

* C>say först vare titels 
- First it was titel
Ok.

* C>
Dáin says 'i demote you two levels for actionabuse'

* C>say titeln
Ok.

* C>say då ändrade jag 
- Then I changed
Ok.

* C>say sen scrolla jag för att se vad gothmog sa
- Then I scrolled to see what Gothmog told me
Ok.

* C>
Dáin makes some strange gestures.

  An icy wind start to blow in your head while the world seems to
  turn around you. 
You feel deadly cold, shiver, and faint dead.
  Suddenly an invisible thunder of power turns you back to life.
  
You feel reshaped and you realize - but too late - the mighty
  power of an angry Ainu...

Ouch! 
You lose a level!
Ouch! 
You lose a level!
You now have 7150000 experience points, and regress to level 26.

* C>l
The voice of Kyratai whispers to you 'i thought ilie was a boy...how does he
have a period???'
Morgul Vale
A mailbox stands here stuffed full of messages.
A steward of the Valar stands here, ready to assist you into a room.
Dáin the Ainu is standing here.

* C>quit
When you quit, all the items you are carrying are dropped on the ground. If
you want to keep them, you have to "rent" instead. Otherwise, next time, you
can type "quit now" to avoid this question.
Do you really want to drop everything and quit?

Write `yes' to quit or `no' to keep playing> y
* C>īl
Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!

* C>l
Morgul Vale
A mailbox stands here stuffed full of messages.
A steward of the Valar stands here, ready to assist you into a room.
Dáin the Ainu is standing here.

* C>say cant quit
Ok.

* C>stat
You can only talk, quit, use mail or rent right now...

* C>st
You are already standing.

* C>say dra åt helvete
- Fuck you
Ok.

* C>rent retire
#   $name is now set to {The steward}.
The steward tells you 'It will cost you 14 gold coins, 7 silver pennies, and
98 copper pennies per day.'
You have enough money for 29 days.
#   $name is now set to {The steward}.
The steward tells you 'However, you may not retire here.'

* C>say kan inte retira
- Cant retire
Ok.

* C>l
Morgul Vale
A mailbox stands here stuffed full of messages.
A steward of the Valar stands here, ready to assist you into a room.
Dáin the Ainu is standing here.

* C>rest
You can only talk, quit, use mail or rent right now...

* C>inf
You can only talk, quit, use mail or rent right now...

* C>
Dáin says 'egentligen tänkte jag släppa ut dig'
- Actually, I was going to let you out

* C>say TREVLIGT
- NICE
Ok.

* C>say demota mig två levlar istället
- Demote me two levels instead
Ok.

* C>
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.

* C>say för en action som inte ens var förbjuden
- For an action that wasnt even illegal at that time.

The stone in your necklace glows softly as it fades to blue.

* C>
Ok.
Dáin says 'men du e förjävla otrevlig så du får stanna'
- But you're so fucking bitchy you can stay

* C>
Dáin says 'erh va den visst'
- Erh, it was

* C>say såklart jag blir
- Of course I get bitchy
Ok.

* C>say suttit här i 5 timmar utan nån respons
- Ive been sitting here for 5 hours without anyone reacting
Ok.

* C>
Dáin waves.

* C>
Dáin disappears in a puff of smoke.
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