The... FAN
posted by Merry B.
2001-08-19 07:09:25
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this fan sucks a-hole biting pusy
Start logging: 19.08.2001 00:59
sa ok go for it
Ok.
Norglin says 'if he 1 hit rips me'

*>gig
You giggle.

*>
Farbus has arrived from the south riding a pack horse.
A cockroach panics, and attempts to flee.
A cockroach leaves west.

*>
Farbus leaves north riding a pack horse.

*>pat fan
You pat the fan on his head.

*>sa yeah right
Ok.
The fan avoids being bashed by Norglin who loses his balance and falls.
The fan sighs loudly.

*>
The fan whispers to you sweet words of love.
The fan starts following you.

*>
Norglin looks around slowly as if looking for something hidden in the room.

*>
A cockroach has arrived from the west.

*>sa eh?
Ok.

*>
Norglin says 'hes most definately the anti spam weapon'

*>sa man he dodges everything
Ok.

*>
A cockroach leaves east.

*>
A butterfly has arrived from the east.

*>
Norglin comforts you.

*>sa anti-spam?
Ok.

*>
Norglin says 'you must have really pissed off the ainu'

*>
A butterfly leaves east.

*>
Norglin says 'read latest news'

*>news

+++++++ NEWS SPAM +++++++

*>
You suddenly notice the hardened ranger.

*>sa ir ead that
Ok.

*>
A butterfly has arrived from the west.

*>
A butterfly has arrived from the east.

*>
Twist narrates 'any darkies about'

*>
The hardened ranger leaves south.

*>sa how did i piss off ainus
Ok.

*>
Norglin says 'what else could he be :/'

*>
A butterfly leaves east.

*>
Norglin drinks water from a water skin.

*>
The fan swiftly dodges Norglin's attempt to pound him.
The fan sighs loudly.

*>sa lets see
The fan whispers to you sweet words of love.
The fan starts following you.

*>
Ok.

*>
Norglin approaches the fan, trying to pound him.
The fan sighs loudly.

*>
The fan whispers to you sweet words of love.
The fan starts following you.
A butterfly has arrived from the east.

*>sa yo
Norglin approaches the fan, trying to pound him.
The fan sighs loudly.

*>
The fan whispers to you sweet words of love.
The fan starts following you.

*>sa yosa yo
Ok.

*>sa yo
Ok.
The fan swiftly dodges Norglin's attempt to pound him.
The fan sighs loudly.

*>
You seem to be repeating yourself today.
The fan whispers to you sweet words of love.
The fan starts following you.

*>Norglin approaches the fan, trying to pound him.
You seem to be repeating yourself today.
The fan sighs loudly.

*>
The fan whispers to you sweet words of love.
The fan starts following you.

*>
A butterfly leaves west.

*>
Norglin approaches the fan, trying to pound him.
The fan sighs loudly.

*>
The fan whispers to you sweet words of love.
The fan starts following you.

*>sh fansh fan\sh fan|sh fan/Norglin gives the fan an order.
The fan has an indifferent look.

sh fan-\sh fan|sh fan/sh fanThe fan stops following you.
You try to shoot the fan, but he parries successfully.
The fan sighs loudly.

*>\
Your victim has disappeared!
The fan whispers to you sweet words of love.
The fan starts following you.

*>|/-\|The fan stops following you.
You try to shoot the fan, but he parries successfully.
A war arrow breaks.
The fan sighs loudly.

*>-
Your victim has disappeared!
The fan whispers to you sweet words of love.
The fan starts following you.

*>\|/-\|/-The fan stops following you.
The fan swiftly dodges your attempt to shoot him.
The fan sighs loudly.

*>|
Your victim has disappeared!
The fan whispers to you sweet words of love.
The fan starts following you.

*>/-\|The fan stops following you.
You try to shoot the fan, but he parries successfully.
A war arrow breaks.
The fan sighs loudly.

*>-
Your victim has disappeared!
The fan whispers to you sweet words of love.
The fan starts following you.

*>
Norglin says 'tried backstabbing him?'

*>sa cant
Ok.

*>sa no bs
Ok.

*>sa level 9Ok.

*>reco/You search the surroundings for your missiles...

-\Norglin nods solemnly.

|/-\You recover two missiles and put them in your quiver.

*>
The fan says 'Boring!'

*>
A butterfly leaves west.

*>sa well of course you fucking fart
Norglin says 'lol'

*>
Ok.

*>
Lómëdhil has arrived from the south.
Twist has arrived from the south riding a mountain mule.

*>
Lómëdhil leaves north.
Twist leaves north riding a mountain mule.

*>
Lómëdhil has arrived from the north.
Twist has arrived from the north riding a mountain mule.

*>
A butterfly has arrived from the west.

*>na The fan says 'Boring!'
Ok.

*>
Twist smiles happily.

*>
Lómëdhil says 'what happened to the fan>'

*>
Whoosh! Whoosh! you feel sea sick!

*>
Norglin says 'maybe hes being controlled by an ainu as we speak'

*>l
Before the Gates of Fornost
Norglin the Man is standing here.
Lómëdhil the Elf is standing here.
Twist the Dwarf is here, riding a mountain mule.
A colourful butterfly is fluttering around here.

*>
A butterfly leaves east.

*>
Lómëdhil nods solemnly.

*>sa yeah...
Ok.

*>sa he gone now
Ok.

*>sa hurrah
Ok.

*>
Norglin says 'phier just logged on'

*>
Twist sniffs sadly.

*>
Twist twists i wannted to see him

*>
Ombo narrates 'phier's on...'

*>

**** This was real fucking odd... it was gay too... and besides ****
**** that i couldnt kill it. What's the fun of having a fan if  ****
**** he can't see your skills hand to hand?                     ****
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Merry2001-08-19 07:11:02
first comment
Vecna2001-08-19 08:55:54
I sat in VT and beat the hell outta it for a bit.
Unknown2001-08-19 09:57:20
wtf is point of fan? what kind of spam is it's creater?
Me2001-08-19 11:56:31
Some high god misses Harmony and made this mob instead?
And decided that darkies should have their share too.
Rogon2001-08-19 13:49:17
It has nothing to do with antispam, it's just a cute little piece of code.
Vaire2001-08-19 15:14:06
hehe, just looked this little "fan" up...don't think V+ get told anymore then you guys do...I'm scared to load him, he seems to act like a 4 year old child and i get enough of that
Butcher2001-08-19 23:02:53
Make hamburgers of the darn thing.....or my favourite*lick* fan stew!
Unknown2001-08-20 01:27:18
How can you make him appear anyway?
wellknown2001-08-20 08:42:50
drop fan
Arhar2001-08-20 09:20:09
Humm I whant fan,ideal buffer & protecter.
Devastator2001-08-20 10:31:13
Nod Vaire
Wellknown2001-08-25 08:18:47
I have a chin like James Dean and tits like Brittney Spears. Maybe I should move to Hollywood.
stibb2001-09-04 02:34:28
A Fan looks depressed. Well i'd only soloed a grizzly and at lev 13 or so... last time he gets my autograph.
fan2001-10-22 09:06:34
Booooring!
Boofhead 2005-05-01 10:48:16
They should reintroduce the fan.
AndrĂ³g 2005-05-02 23:07:06
Yeah, and also running...
Caejis 2005-05-04 07:29:15
Adaric (an old version) had a fan on trophy. Use call against him.
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