Gods got no humor
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I logged Dreamweaver(level 23) and started to reeqip. Ran Eoghha and...
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* R>n
The High Hill
Exits: north, east, south, west.
You begin to see some clouds.
* R>
*an Orc* has arrived from the east.
* R>
You hear some apparently close noise coming from the north.
* R>
*an Orc* õxý ··· :P ···
* R>c orc
Now where did that chicken go? <-- maybe i can charm?=)
* R>exa orc
You see nothing special about her.
*an Orc* has some small bruises.
*an Orc* is using:
<wielded> a longspear (brand new)
<worn as shield> a large wooden full shield (used)
<worn on head> a plain hood (worn out)
<worn on body> a plain shirt (used)
<worn on arms> a thick pair of rigid leather sleeves (used)
<worn on hands> a pair of reinforced leather gloves (used)
<worn on legs> a pair of trousers (used)
<worn on feet> a thin pair of rigid leather boots (brand new)
<worn as belt> a studded leather belt
<worn on belt> a smelly bladder
* R>tt orc
# $target is now set to {orc}.
You hear some apparently rather far noise coming from the north.
* R>tt *orc*
# $target is now set to {*orc*}.
charm orc
You start to concentrate...
Your victim has disappeared!
*an Orc* leaves >> E A S T >>.
* R>e
Low Hills
Exits: north, east, west.
* R>charm orc
e
Nobody here by that name.
* R Mana:Burning>e
Low Hills
Exits: north, east, west.
* R Mana:Burning>charm orc
Hills
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Exits: north, east, west.
You hear some apparently rather far noise coming from the west.
* R Mana:Burning>Nobody here by that name.
* R Mana:Burning>e
Hills
Exits: east, west.
* R Mana:Burning>n
Alas, you cannot go that way...
* R Mana:Burning>e
Rising Hills
Exits: east, west.
You hear some apparently very far noise coming from the west.
* R Mana:Burning>w
Hills
Exits: east, west.
* R Mana:Burning>w
w
Hills
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Exits: north, east, west.
* R Mana:Burning>*an Orc* has arrived from the west.
Low Hills
Exits: north, east, west.
* R Mana:Burning>tr *orc
You carefully examine the ground around you, looking for tracks...
tt
{target}={*orc*}
e
You see some tracks of *an Orc* leading east
(done less than 1 hour ago).
* R>Hills
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Exits: north, east, west.
You see some tracks of *an Orc* leading east
(done less than 1 hour ago).
* R>e
Hills
*an Orc* is standing here.
Exits: east, west.
Aha, you have found your victim!
* R>charm orc
You start to concentrate...
Ok.
*an Orc* starts following you. <-- CACKLE!!!
*an Orc* starts following you.
* R Mana:Burning>cac
You cackle gleefully.
* R Mana:Burning>narr *an Orc* starts following you.
Ok.
* R Mana:Burning>gr orc
You can't do that.
* R Mana:Burning>exa orc
You see nothing special about her.
*an Orc* has several bruises.
*an Orc* is using:
<wielded> a longspear (brand new)
<worn as shield> a large wooden full shield (used)
<worn on head> a plain hood (worn out)
<worn on body> a plain shirt (used)
<worn on arms> a thick pair of rigid leather sleeves (used)
<worn on hands> a pair of reinforced leather gloves (used)
<worn on legs> a pair of trousers (used)
<worn on feet> a thin pair of rigid leather boots (brand new)
<worn as belt> a studded leather belt
<worn on belt> a smelly bladder
* R Mana:Burning>
Alicia narrates 'eh :>'
* R Mana:Burning>ö rem all
*an Orc* stops using a smelly bladder.
*an Orc* stops using a smelly bladder.
*an Orc* stops using a studded leather belt.
*an Orc* stops using a thin pair of rigid leather boots.
*an Orc* stops using a pair of trousers.
*an Orc* stops using a pair of reinforced leather gloves.
*an Orc* stops using a thick pair of rigid leather sleeves.
*an Orc* stops using a plain shirt.
*an Orc* stops using a plain hood.
*an Orc* stops using a large wooden full shield.
*an Orc* stops using a longspear.
Ok.
* R Mana:Burning>
A hungry warg has arrived from the west.
* R Mana:Burning>
Araegol narrates 'hehe nice'
* R Mana:Burning>ö drop all <-- dont ask me why i did this=)
*an Orc* drops a smelly bladder.
*an Orc* drops a studded leather belt.
*an Orc* drops a thin pair of rigid leather boots.
*an Orc* drops a pair of trousers.
*an Orc* drops a pair of reinforced leather gloves.
*an Orc* drops a thick pair of rigid leather sleeves.
*an Orc* drops a plain shirt.
*an Orc* drops a plain hood.
*an Orc* drops a large wooden full shield.
*an Orc* drops a longspear.
Ok.
* R Mana:Burning>l
Hills
A large wooden full shield is on the ground.
A spear, nearly two yards long, is lying on the ground.
A pair of reinforced leather gloves are lying here.
A plain pair of trousers is lying on the ground.
A plain hood lies on the ground.
A plain shirt is on the ground.
A smelly bladder is lying here.
A studded leather belt has been left here.
A thick pair of rigid leather sleeves are lying here.
A thin pair of rigid leather boots are on the ground.
*an Orc* is standing here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
* R Mana:Burning>
*an Orc* chuckles politely.
* R Mana:Burning>
*an Orc* gets a smelly bladder.
*an Orc* gets a studded leather belt.
*an Orc* gets a thin pair of rigid leather boots.
*an Orc* gets a pair of trousers.
*an Orc* gets a pair of reinforced leather gloves.
*an Orc* gets a thick pair of rigid leather sleeves.
*an Orc* gets a plain shirt.
*an Orc* gets a plain hood.
*an Orc* gets a large wooden full shield.
*an Orc* gets a longspear.
* R Mana:Burning>g shield
*an Orc* holds a smelly bladder.
*an Orc* wears a studded leather belt about her waist.
*an Orc* puts her feet in a thin pair of rigid leather boots.
*an Orc* wears a pair of trousers on her legs.
*an Orc* wears a pair of reinforced leather gloves on her hands.
*an Orc* covers her arms with a thick pair of rigid leather sleeves.
*an Orc* wears a plain shirt on her body.
*an Orc* protects her head with a plain hood.
*an Orc* binds a large wooden full shield on her arm.
* R Mana:Burning># {rep} now aliases {t Panthera}.
Panthera tells you 'wher? and is he dead yet?'
You can't find a shield.
* R Mana:Burning>
A hungry warg leaves << W E S T <<.
* R Mana:Burning>e
Rising Hills
Exits: east, west.
*an Orc* has arrived from the west.
* R Mana:Burning>e
Rising Hills
Exits: east, west.
*an Orc* has arrived from the west.
* R Mana:Burning>e
Rising Hills
Exits: east, west.
*an Orc* has arrived from the west.
* R Mana:Burning>e
*an Orc* õxý ··· dont be that cheap man ···
Broken Mountains
Exits: east, west.
*an Orc* has arrived from the west.
* R Mana:Burning>e
Broken Mountains
Exits: north, east, west.
*an Orc* has arrived from the west.
* R Mana:Burning>
*an Orc* õxý ··· fainting :) ··· <-- oki=)
* R Mana:Burning>sm
You smile happily.
* R Mana:Burning>i
You are carrying:
Nothing.
* R Mana:Burning>l
Broken Mountains
*an Orc* is standing here.
* R Mana:Burning>ponder
*an Orc* stops using a smelly bladder.
You ponder life, the universe, and everything.
* R Mana:Burning>exa orc
You see nothing special about her.
*an Orc* has several bruises.
*an Orc* is using:
<worn as shield> a large wooden full shield (used)
<worn on head> a plain hood (worn out)
<worn on body> a plain shirt (used)
<worn on arms> a thick pair of rigid leather sleeves (used)
<worn on hands> a pair of reinforced leather gloves (used)
<worn on legs> a pair of trousers (used)
<worn on feet> a thin pair of rigid leather boots (brand new)
<worn as belt> a studded leather belt
* R Mana:Burning>
*an Orc* puts a smelly bladder on her belt.
* R Mana:Burning>ö sleep
*an Orc* lies down and falls asleep.
Ok.
* R Mana:Burning>sc
142/142 hits, 125/131 mana, and 94/105 moves.
* R Mana:Burning>eq
You are using:
<wielded> a dagger (brand new)
<worn as shield> a metal wall shield (brand new)
<worn on head> a white hood (brand new)
<worn on body> a white shirt (brand new)
<worn about body> a forest green cloak (used)
<worn on arms> a pair of cotton sleeves (brand new)
<worn on hands> a thin pair of leather gloves (brand new)
<worn on legs> a pair of cotton pants (brand new)
<worn on feet> a pair of smooth, black boots
<worn on wrist> a keyring
<worn as belt> a plain leather belt
<worn on belt> a hooded brass lantern; it is lit
* R Mana:Burning>ö wake
*an Orc* wakes up.
Ok.
* R Mana:Burning>ö st
*an Orc* clambers on her feet.
Ok.
* R Mana:Burning>
Saving Dreamweaver.
* R Mana:Burning>
*an Orc* masterfully draws a longspear.
* R Mana:Burning>ö narr dreamweaver is 1 bad motherfucker!! <-- =)
Ok.
* R>
*an Orc* õxý ··· hello nushie ···
* R>
*an Orc* giggles.
* R>ö narr beware of dreamweaver!!
Ok.
* R>i
You are carrying:
Nothing.
* R>l
Broken Mountains
*an Orc* is standing here.
* R>e
Misty Mountains
A half-decayed corpse of a goblin lies rotting on the ground.
Exits: east, west.
*an Orc* has arrived from the west.
* R>
*an Orc* õxý ··· MOVES :P ···
* R>say hi
Ok.
* R>
*an Orc* õxý ··· damnit :P ···
* R>say i cant bob
Ok.
* R>ö sleep
*an Orc* lies down and falls asleep.
Ok.
* R>l
Misty Mountains
A half-decayed corpse of a goblin lies rotting on the ground.
*an Orc* is sleeping here.
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Fooling around some when i thought we should go e to xp or
pk some together..
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* R>ö report
Ok.
* R>
Araegol narrates 'clap'
* R>gig
You giggle.
* R>st
You are already standing.
* R>
*an Orc* õxý ··· arghle bargle i get ···
* R>e
Misty Mountains
A furry, striped raccoon is here, nosing around for some berries or roots.
Exits: east, west.
The clouds begin to disappear.
* R>e
A Narrow Pass
Exits: east, west.
* R>e
Misty Mountains
Exits: east, west.
* R>e
Misty Mountains
Exits: east, west.
* R>e
Misty Mountains
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Exits: north, east, west.
* R>n
Overlook high in the Mountains
An opossum stands here, sniffing around the ground.
Exits: east, south.
* R>s
Misty Mountains
Exits: north, east, west.
* R>
Alicia narrates ':>'
* R>
Saving Dreamweaver.
* R>ö k warg
You have no loyal subjects here.
* R>w
Misty Mountains
Exits: east, west.
* R>e
e
Misty Mountains
Exits: north, east, west.
* R>Misty Mountains
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Exits: north, west.
* R>w
Misty Mountains
Exits: north, east, west.
* R>w
w
Misty Mountains
Exits: east, west.
* R>Misty Mountains
Exits: east, west.
* R>w
A Narrow Pass
Exits: east, west.
* R>w
Misty Mountains
A furry, striped raccoon is here, nosing around for some berries or roots.
Exits: east, west.
* R>w
Misty Mountains
A half-decayed corpse of a goblin lies rotting on the ground.
Exits: east, west.
You begin to see some clouds.
* R>w
Broken Mountains
Exits: north, east, west.
* R>tr *orc
You carefully examine the ground around you, looking for tracks...
tt
{target}={*troll*}
You see some tracks of *an Orc* leading west
(done less than 1 hour ago).
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Forgot to make him wake up again so i tracked him
up and...
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* W HP:Fine>w
Tributary of the Bruinen
*an Orc* is resting here.
Exits: north, east, south, west.
* W HP:Fine>ö st
*an Orc* stops resting, and clambers on her feet.
Ok.
* W HP:Fine>ö st
You swim and successfully stay on the water.
* W HP:Fine Move:Tired>w
Ok.
* W HP:Fine Move:Tired>Stream Crossing
Exits: north, east, south, west.
The clouds begin to disappear.
ACK! *an Orc* didn't follow you, you lost her.
* W HP:Fine Move:Tired>e
You failed swimming there.
You are drowning!
* W HP:Fine Move:Tired>e
Tributary of the Bruinen
*an Orc* is standing here.
Exits: north, east, south, west.
You begin to see some clouds.
* W HP:Fine Move:Tired>n
Steppes
Exits: north, east, south, west.
ACK! *an Orc* didn't follow you, you lost her.
* W HP:Fine Move:Tired>s
Tributary of the Bruinen
*an Orc* is standing here.
Exits: north, east, south, west.
* W HP:Fine Move:Tired>
*an Orc* giggles.
* W HP:Fine Move:Tired>ponder
You ponder life, the universe, and everything.
* W HP:Fine Move:Tired>
You failed swimming on the water and drowned for a while!
* W HP:Fine Move:Tired>
*an Orc* õxý ··· exh :) ···
* W HP:Fine Move:Tired>bob
You start to concentrate...
*an Orc* smirks.
An energy begins to flow within your legs as your body becomes lighter.
* W HP:Fine Mana:Burning>say dont try that shit!
Ok.
* W HP:Fine Mana:Burning>ds
You can't find a skin.
* W HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
You swim and successfully stay on the water.
* W HP:Fine Mana:Burning>ö st
Ok.
* W HP:Fine Mana:Burning>w
Stream Crossing
Exits: north, east, south, west.
The clouds begin to disappear.
ACK! *an Orc* didn't follow you, you lost her.
* W HP:Fine Mana:Burning>e
Tributary of the Bruinen
*an Orc* is standing here.
Exits: north, east, south, west.
You begin to see some clouds.
* W HP:Fine Mana:Burning>w
Stream Crossing
Exits: north, east, south, west.
The clouds begin to disappear.
ACK! *an Orc* didn't follow you, you lost her.
* W HP:Fine Mana:Burning>e
Tributary of the Bruinen
*an Orc* is standing here.
Exits: north, east, south, west.
You begin to see some clouds.
* W HP:Fine Mana:Burning>n
Steppes
Exits: north, east, south, west.
ACK! *an Orc* didn't follow you, you lost her.
* W HP:Fine Mana:Burning>s
Tributary of the Bruinen
*an Orc* is standing here.
Exits: north, east, south, west.
* W HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
*an Orc* õxý ··· blub ···
* W HP:Fine Mana:Burning>r
You sit down and rest your tired bones.
*an Orc* giggles.
* W HP:Fine Mana:Burning>chu
You chuckle politely.
* W HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>ö r
*an Orc* sits down and rests.
Ok.
* W HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>
You swim and successfully stay on the water.
* W HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>ö sleep
Ok.
* W HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>
*an Orc* õxý ··· i am resting :P newbie pelf ···
Saving Dreamweaver.
* W HP:Hurt>
*an Orc* õxý ··· can't sleep on rivers ···
*an Orc* giggles at your silly antics.
* W HP:Hurt>say yeah i know
Ok.
* W HP:Hurt>say but you can hope for miracles
Ok.
*an Orc* õxý ··· find me a canoe then dumbarse ···
* W HP:Hurt>ö bow elf
Ok.
* W HP:Hurt>ö st
*an Orc* stops resting, and clambers on her feet.
Ok.
* W HP:Hurt>ö bow elf
*an Orc* bows before you.
Ok.
* W HP:Hurt>
*an Orc* õxý ··· fakk ye ···
* W HP:Hurt>
*an Orc* sits down and rests.
* W HP:Hurt>
You swim and successfully stay on the water.
* W HP:Hurt>nod
You nod solemnly.
*an Orc* stops resting, and clambers on her feet.
* W HP:Hurt>
You are slapped by *an Orc*.
* W HP:Hurt>
You are slapped by *an Orc*.
* W HP:Hurt>
*an Orc* sits down and rests.
* W HP:Hurt>
*an Orc* raises her upper lip and snarls at you.
* W HP:Hurt>
You swim and successfully stay on the water.
* W HP:Hurt>ö st
*an Orc* stops resting, and clambers on her feet.
Ok.
* W HP:Hurt>ö wor elf
* W HP:Hurt>*an Orc* falls to her knees and worships you.
Ok.
* W HP:Hurt>nod orc
You nod in agreement with her.
* W HP:Hurt>charm *orc
You start to concentrate...
Ok.
Your control on *an Orc* is renewed! <-- =)
* W HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>sm
You smile happily.
* W HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>
*an Orc* burps loudly and flashes a wicked grin.
* W HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>
*an Orc* sits down and rests.
* W HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>r
*an Orc* õxý ··· wtf r u doing ···
* W HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>say i want you to get some moves!
Ok.
*an Orc* õxý ··· keep dreaming :P ···
* W HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>say and yes i am boored
Ok.
*an Orc* õxý ··· heh ···
*an Orc* õxý ··· u shouldn't play pelf :P ···
*an Orc* nods to herself. Must need some reassurance...
* W HP:Hurt>say nope i shouldnt
Ok.
*an Orc* õxý ··· make a zorc they are fun :P ··· <-- i have 2 already, tho no
fun classes according to me
* W HP:Hurt>ö narr dain smells bad <-- =)
Ok.
* W HP:Hurt Move:Tired>gig
You giggle.
* W HP:Hurt Move:Tired>
*an Orc* falls down laughing.
* W HP:Hurt Move:Tired>
*an Orc* õxý ··· dont do that ···
* W HP:Hurt Move:Tired>
*an Orc* õxý ··· i pissed him off already today ··· <-- ohyeah!?=)
*an Orc* õxý ··· i dont wanan get demoted :P ···
* W HP:Hurt Move:Tired>
*an Orc* giggles.
* W HP:Hurt Move:Tired>ö pray have you showered today dain? <-- HAHAHA=)
Ok.
* W HP:Hurt Move:Tired>cac
You cackle gleefully.
* W HP:Hurt Move:Tired>cha s n
Ok.
You swim and successfully stay on the water.
* W HP:Hurt Move:Tired>bob
You start to concentrate...
An energy begins to flow within your legs as your body becomes lighter.
* W HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
*an Orc* vanishes in an ominous cloud of smoke. <-- LAUGH!!!
* W HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>narr hahahahah
* W HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>narr * W HP:Hurt Move:Tired>ö pray have you showered today dain?
Ok.
* W HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>narr *an Orc* vanishes in an ominous cloud of smoke.
Ok.
* Mana:Hot>
Spur narrates 'wtf dain taking mortal form?'
* R Mana:Burning>narr no i charmed orc and made him harass dain=) then dain summoned him=)
Ok.
* R Mana:Burning>narr fuck this is fun i log it=)
Ok.
e
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* R>e
Trail to the Misty Mountains
Exits: east, west.
* R>The Valar have decided that you shall be put in jail.
You can only talk, quit, use mail or rent right now...
*>
You can only talk, quit, use mail or rent right now...
*>
You can only talk, quit, use mail or rent right now...
*>l
Morgul Vale
A mailbox stands here stuffed full of messages.
A steward of the Valar stands here, ready to assist you into a room.
*an Orc* is resting here.
*>laugh
You fall down laughing.
*>say hahah
Ok.
*>pray heh dont take it so hard=) was a joke
You send your prayer to the Ainur.
*>
*an Orc* õxý ··· The Ainulindalë whispers to you 'i thought we said you should
stop silly prays eh?' ···
*>
*an Orc* giggles.
*>
The Ainulindalë whispers to you 'mmm damn spammer'
*>say what level btw?
Ok.
*>
*an Orc* õxý ··· god i wanna level my zorc :P ···
*>
*an Orc* õxý ··· lvl 13 ···
*>
*an Orc* õxý ··· not a real bad charm :) ···
*>say i charmed a level 13!?!?1
Ok.
*>
*an Orc* õxý ··· yeah ···
*>clap self
You clap for your own achievements.
*>
*an Orc* õxý ··· wil 14 too ···
*>
*an Orc* giggles.
Lancelot tells you 'fat mistake dont try joke wth dain - i been noshouted for
1 month'
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I had a huge fucking laugh rl, i guess i will sit in here for
Eternity. but damn it was fun=). I narrated about dain cause he
always bitches on me for my bad names, so i figguerd i get back
on him=) was pure joke, nothing personal about him..
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