Hotel Minas Morgul (from "Hotel California" by the Eagles) 

On a dark mountain highway 
Foul wind in my hair 
Dank smell of corruption 
Flowing from Shelob's Lair 
Up ahead in the distance 
I saw a flickering light 
My heart grew heavy and my mind grew dim 
I had to stop for the fright 

There it stood in the valley 
I saw the tower fell 
And I was thinking to myself, 
This sure ain't heaven but it might be hell 
With Sam Gamgee beside me 
Gollum showing the way 
We started down that loathsome road 
I thought I heard someone say 

Welcome to the Hotel Minas Morgul 
Such an ugly place (such an ugly place) 
Such an ugly face 
There's plenty of wraiths at the Hotel Minas Morgul 
Any time of year (any time of year) 
You can find them here 

Flowers are wickedly twisted 
Corpse-light evil as sin 
Gollum says he knows the way on through, 
And he's my friend 
Sam don't know why I trust him 
He sees just threat 
But Gandalf said to remember 
He has a part to play yet 

Then I pulled out the One Ring 
"Please stop my hand" 
It seemed I didn't have the will to fight and my soul would be damned 
And still those Nazgul were crying from far away 
Stop your heart in the middle of your chest 
When you hear them say 

(chorus) 

Nazgul and the One Ring 
Heart frozen like ice 
And I said, "We are all just prisoners here 
Of the Dark Lord's device" 
And on the topmost tower 
Sat a vicious beast 
If it found us with its steely eyes 
We would end up as its feast 

Last thing I remember, I was 
Running for the pass 
I had to find the passage through 
Or my poor ass would be grass 
"Relax," said old Gollum 
"We are sure here to succeed 
Someone's waiting for us above 
And her you'll never leave"