Are you ready, Strider? Aha. 
Gimli? Yeah! 
Boromir? OK. 
Alright, fellas, let's go! 

Oh it's been getting so hot 
Readin’ from this book in Durin’s Hall, aha 
Oh Glamdring’s getting so bright 
So I got to tell ya what we’re ‘bout to see
I see an orc at the back 
As a matter of fact his eyes are red as the sun 
And Gollum in the corner let no one ignore ‘im
'Cause he thinks he's the precious one 

Oh, yeah, there was, like, lightning, everybody was fighting 
The beat o’ the drum was soothing, and they all started grooving 

Aiiiiy, Aiiiiy, Aiiiiy, Aiiiiy, Aiiiiy 
And the troll at the back said 
Everyone attack and it turned into a balrog blitz 
And the ranger in the corner said 
Wiz, I tried ta warn ya, it would turn into a Balrog Blitz 
Balrog blitz, Balrog blitz, Balrog blitz 

I'm reaching out for some spell 
Keeping back this evil’s ‘bout all I can do 
Oh, I softly chant the door spell,
then tell you fools to flee, but what do you do? 

Now the bridge in the back 
Is ready to crack as he raises his staff to the sky 
And the hobbit ‘round the corner is ev'ryone's mourner 
He can’t keep the tears from his eye 

Oh yeah, it was electric, so frightfully hectic 
The fellowship started fleeing 'cause the mountain was reeling 
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