Pitiful...
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* Puke Traps 101 *
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* ANOTHER PERFECTLY EXECUTED TRAP *
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* Was idling out west when I decided to head east and see what *
* was going on in the war efforts. I hear a bunch of pukes *
* are around VT planning a portal trap. Sounds somewhat like a *
* good idea, so I head to VT to see what is going on.... *
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where
Players in your zone
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Misdur - Dark Forest
Horatio - Fortress in the Plains
Eolo - Fortress in the Plains
Eomir - Smelly Plains
Zorro - Fortress in the Plains
Letholes (Curufaroth) - Fortress in the Plains
Aurora - Fortress in the Plains
**** Hey, 5 pukes in there. Eolo included, could work.... ****
Eolo narrates 'leads where?'
**** Misportal???
*. CRW>
The metaldoor is closed.
*. CRW>
kno metaldoor
You knock on it.
*. CRW>
**** Oh, fun!
*Thrat the Dorc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.
*. CRW>
o
kill *orc*
You lightly slash *Thrat the Dorc*'s left hand and tickle it.
*. CRW *Thrat the Dorc*:Fine>
bash
Zorro narrates 'ENTER EVERY'
*. CRW *Thrat the Dorc*:Fine>
You hear a *click* in a lock.
The metaldoor is opened from the other side.
*Thrat the Dorc* panics, and attempts to flee.
Your victim has disappeared!
*Thrat the Dorc* leaves south riding a hungry warg.
**** COWARD
*. CRW>
The metaldoor closes quietly.
You hear a *click* in a lock.
*. CRW>
nar THRAT OUTSIDE.
Ok.
*. CRW>
q
reveal q
You begin to search...
You have revealed Eolo!
**** Where is he going????
*. CRW>
Zorro narrates 'ENTER AT VT'
*. CRW>
Zorro narrates 'ENTER AT VT'
*. CRW>
Eolo leaves his hiding place.
Eolo narrates 'tell me where it goes to?'
**** Okay, so maybe not perfect trap, but what the hell.
*. CRW>
Eolo leaves west.
*. CRW>
lead
se
You stop riding a trained horse.
A trained horse starts following you.
*. CW>
scout east
The metaldoor seems to be closed.
Norìk narrates 'ENTER VT'
*. CW>
call
You call for the metaldoor to be opened.
*. CW>
You have the uneasy impression that a pair of unseen eyes are scrutinising you
from the closed metaldoor.
You hear a *click* in a lock.
The metaldoor is opened from the other side.
se
*. CW>
scout east
You quietly scout eastwards...
Fortress in the Plains
There is something strange down.
An old-looking ring, covered with runes, lies here.
A sturdy Beorning is here, guarding the fortress.
A sturdy Beorning is here, guarding the fortress.
A sturdy Beorning is here, guarding the fortress.
A sturdy Beorning is here, guarding the fortress.
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You stop scouting.
*. CW>
Fortress in the Plains
There is something strange down.
An old-looking ring, covered with runes, lies here.
A sturdy Beorning is here, guarding the fortress.
A sturdy Beorning is here, guarding the fortress.
A sturdy Beorning is here, guarding the fortress.
A sturdy Beorning is here, guarding the fortress.
Exits: (east), south, (west), <down>.
A trained horse has arrived from the west.
![ CW>
A Beorning tower-guard closes the metaldoor.
A Beorning tower-guard locks the metaldoor.
![ CW>
nar WHERE IT GO?
Ok.
**** Gotta know where I'm going first. :P
![ CW>
Shadoh narrates 'rofl some people are fucked.'
![ CW>
Norìk narrates 'RUBBLE'
![ CW>
enter portal
**** But hell, I was bored out of my skull. Lets see
**** For the hell of it, obviously they are still alive...
Old Tomb
An arrow made from a grey wood lies here.
You see two spiked heads on the ground.
The corpse of *a Man* is lying here. - 1
The corpse of *a Hobbit* is lying here. - 2
The corpse of *a Half-Elf* is lying here. - 3
The corpse of *an Elf* is lying here. - 4
A beheaded corpse is lying on the ground.
*Forek the Dorc* is standing here.
*Gristle the Dorc* is here, fighting Horatio.
*Wroth the Dorc* is here, fighting Horatio.
*Grisnat the Dorc* is standing here.
*Corsek (Tiernan) the Orc* is here, fighting Horatio.
*Vazrunk the Dorc* is here, fighting Horatio.
A stocky mountain mule is here, waiting to serve.
Horatio the Hobbit is here, fighting *Wroth the Dorc*.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
The shadow of *an Elf* is floating here.
The shadow of *a Half-Elf* is floating here.
The shadow of *a Hobbit* is floating here.
The shadow of *a Man* is floating here.
Exits: [up].
A trained horse has suddenly arrived.
*Gristle the Dorc* pierces Horatio's right foot extremely hard and shatters it.
Horatio is mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided. - 5
*** Well, ummm..... Err......
!O CW>
*Grisnat the Dorc* hangs an embellished longbow across his back.
*Grisnat the Dorc* skillfully draws a nasty orkish fang.
*Wroth the Dorc* shoots Horatio's left leg extremely hard and shatters it.
Your blood freezes as you hear Horatio's death cry.
Horatio has drawn his last breath! R.I.P.
A shadow slowly rises above the corpse of Horatio.
*** Hey, atleast all pukes are shadowing. :P
!O CW>
*** 100% chance rubble is blocked, so... What choice do I have?
o
kill *orc*
You strongly slash *Forek the Dorc*'s head and tickle it.
!O CW *Forek the Dorc*:Wounded>
bash
As *Grisnat the Dorc* greedily kneels down towards the corpse, the icy grasp of
a shadow stops him!
As *Grisnat the Dorc* greedily kneels down towards the corpse, the icy grasp of
a shadow stops him!
As *Grisnat the Dorc* greedily kneels down towards the corpse, the icy grasp of
a shadow stops him!
As *Grisnat the Dorc* greedily kneels down towards the corpse, the icy grasp of
a shadow stops him!
As *Grisnat the Dorc* greedily kneels down towards the corpse, the icy grasp of
a shadow stops him!
*Gristle the Dorc* joins *Forek the Dorc*'s fight.
*Gristle the Dorc* pierces your right foot very hard and tickles it.
*Forek the Dorc* smites your right leg extremely hard.
!O CW HP:Fine *Forek the Dorc*:Wounded>
A shadow whispers 'I won't allow the looting of my fallen body!'
A shadow whispers 'I won't allow the looting of my fallen body!'
A shadow whispers 'I won't allow the looting of my fallen body!'
A shadow whispers 'I won't allow the looting of my fallen body!'
A shadow whispers 'I won't allow the looting of my fallen body!'
*** Damn spamming shadows....
*Vazrunk the Dorc* throws back her head and cackles with insane glee!
*** Yeah, so you think you can defeat me eh prick????
*Grisnat the Dorc* joins *Forek the Dorc*'s fight.
*Gristle the Dorc* pierces your body hard and tickles it.
Shadoh narrates 'so ENTER IT MORONS'
*** Looking good, 7 vs 1, and landing wimpy bashes. :P
Your bash at *Forek the Dorc* sends him sprawling.
!O CW HP:Fine *Forek the Dorc*:Wounded>
*Grisnat the Dorc* lightly pierces your head and tickles it.
!O CW HP:Fine *Forek the Dorc*:Wounded>
*Corsek (Tiernan) the Orc* crushes your right leg hard and tickles it.
!O CW HP:Fine *Forek the Dorc*:Wounded>
*Gristle the Dorc* pierces your body hard and tickles it.
!O CW HP:Fine *Forek the Dorc*:Wounded>
*Gristle the Dorc* says '\L|ESC|'
!O CW HP:Fine *Forek the Dorc*:Wounded>
You slash *Forek the Dorc*'s right hand extremely hard.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!
!O CW HP:Fine *Forek the Dorc*:Wounded>
*Gristle the Dorc* says 'RESC'
!O CW HP:Fine *Forek the Dorc*:Wounded>
You slash *Forek the Dorc*'s left arm extremely hard.
*** Wow, I rock! 7 on me and none hitting really!
!O CW HP:Fine *Forek the Dorc*:Wounded>
*Grisnat the Dorc* removes a nasty orkish fang.
*Grisnat the Dorc* swiftly draws an embellished longbow from across his back.
*Gristle the Dorc* pierces your right foot hard and tickles it.
*** Great, just what I needed. :(
!O CW HP:Fine *Forek the Dorc*:Wounded>
*Corsek (Tiernan) the Orc* heroically rescues *Forek the Orc*.
*Forek the Dorc* seems to have recovered his senses.
!O CW HP:Fine *Corsek (Tiernan) the Orc*:Hurt>
*Grisnat the Dorc* nocks a missile in an embellished longbow.
!O CW HP:Fine *Corsek (Tiernan) the Orc*:Hurt>
*Gristle the Dorc* claps his hands viciously together in applause.
*** Okay, I'm screwed....
say fuck
!O CW HP:Fine *Corsek (Tiernan) the Orc*:Hurt>
*Corsek (Tiernan) the Orc* crushes your body extremely hard.
You feel a strong ache there!
!O CW HP:Hurt *Corsek (Tiernan) the Orc*:Hurt>
Ok.
!O CW HP:Hurt *Corsek (Tiernan) the Orc*:Hurt>
*Grisnat the Dorc* shoots your body extremely hard.
!O CW HP:Hurt *Corsek (Tiernan) the Orc*:Hurt>
As *Vazrunk the Dorc* greedily kneels down towards the corpse, the icy grasp of
a shadow stops her!
As *Vazrunk the Dorc* greedily kneels down towards the corpse, the icy grasp of
a shadow stops her!
As *Vazrunk the Dorc* greedily kneels down towards the corpse, the icy grasp of
a shadow stops her!
As *Vazrunk the Dorc* greedily kneels down towards the corpse, the icy grasp of
a shadow stops her!
As *Vazrunk the Dorc* greedily kneels down towards the corpse, the icy grasp of
a shadow stops her!
*Grisnat the Dorc* nocks a missile in an embellished longbow.
Shadoh narrates 'dont question! think like a zaugurz orc!'
*** Greedy bastard Vazrunk at work....
!O CW HP:Hurt *Corsek (Tiernan) the Orc*:Hurt>
kill forek
*Gristle the Dorc* lightly pierces your right arm and tickles it.
!O CW HP:Hurt *Corsek (Tiernan) the Orc*:Hurt>
*Forek the Dorc* waves good-bye to you.
*** Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know....
The exit up blurs for a while.
*** Oh, whats this???? I LIVE!
!O CW HP:Hurt *Corsek (Tiernan) the Orc*:Hurt>
f
You're already fighting!
!O CW HP:Hurt *Corsek (Tiernan) the Orc*:Hurt>
You flee head over heels.
PANIC!
You couldn't escape!
!O CW HP:Hurt *Corsek (Tiernan) the Orc*:Hurt>
As *Vazrunk the Dorc* greedily kneels down towards the corpse, the icy grasp of
a shadow stops her!
A shadow whispers 'I won't allow the looting of my fallen body!'
As *Vazrunk the Dorc* greedily kneels down towards the corpse, the icy grasp of
a shadow stops her!
A shadow whispers 'I won't allow the looting of my fallen body!'
As *Vazrunk the Dorc* greedily kneels down towards the corpse, the icy grasp of
a shadow stops her!
A shadow whispers 'I won't allow the looting of my fallen body!'
As *Vazrunk the Dorc* greedily kneels down towards the corpse, the icy grasp of
a shadow stops her!
A shadow whispers 'I won't allow the looting of my fallen body!'
As *Vazrunk the Dorc* greedily kneels down towards the corpse, the icy grasp of
a shadow stops her!
A shadow whispers 'I won't allow the looting of my fallen body!'
*** GREEDY BASTARD! WORSE THEN A PUKE!
!O CW HP:Hurt *Corsek (Tiernan) the Orc*:Hurt>
*Wroth the Dorc* stops using a black horn shortbow.
*Wroth the Dorc* skillfully draws a barbed fang.
*Grisnat the Dorc* shoots your right foot extremely hard.
!O CW HP:Hurt *Corsek (Tiernan) the Orc*:Hurt>
oeu
*Grisnat the Dorc* nocks a missile in an embellished longbow.
You flee head over heels.
PANIC!
You couldn't escape!
!O CW HP:Hurt *Corsek (Tiernan) the Orc*:Hurt>
*Corsek (Tiernan) the Orc* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.
*** Not looking good anymore....
oeu
oeu
!O CW HP:Hurt *Corsek (Tiernan) the Orc*:Hurt>
*Gristle the Dorc* pierces your left foot very hard.
!O CW HP:Hurt *Corsek (Tiernan) the Orc*:Hurt>
You try to flee, but cannot!
oeu
!O CW HP:Hurt *Corsek (Tiernan) the Orc*:Hurt>
*Corsek (Tiernan) the Orc* throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!
A shadow whispers 'I won't allow the looting of my fallen body!'
A shadow whispers 'I won't allow the looting of my fallen body!'
A shadow whispers 'I won't allow the looting of my fallen body!'
A shadow whispers 'I won't allow the looting of my fallen body!'
A shadow whispers 'I won't allow the looting of my fallen body!'
oeu
!O CW HP:Hurt *Corsek (Tiernan) the Orc*:Hurt>
*Gristle the Dorc* sheathes a black runed dagger into a pair of smooth, black
boots.
*Gristle the Dorc* swiftly draws an embellished longbow from across his back.
oeu
!O CW HP:Hurt *Corsek (Tiernan) the Orc*:Hurt>
You try to flee, but cannot!
oeu
!O CW HP:Hurt *Corsek (Tiernan) the Orc*:Hurt>
*Gristle the Dorc* nocks a missile in an embellished longbow.
!O CW HP:Hurt *Corsek (Tiernan) the Orc*:Hurt>
*Grisnat the Dorc* shoots your body very hard.
oeu
!O CW HP:Hurt *Corsek (Tiernan) the Orc*:Hurt>
*Grisnat the Dorc* nocks a missile in an embellished longbow.
!O CW HP:Hurt *Corsek (Tiernan) the Orc*:Hurt>
You try to flee, but cannot!
oeu
!O CW HP:Hurt *Corsek (Tiernan) the Orc*:Hurt>
oeu
*Corsek (Tiernan) the Orc* cackles right in your face, making you jump.
You flee head over heels.
PANIC!
You couldn't escape!
oeu
!O CW HP:Hurt *Corsek (Tiernan) the Orc*:Hurt>
*Gristle the Dorc* shoots your head extremely hard.
*Grisnat the Dorc* shoots your left arm extremely hard.
*Grisnat the Dorc* lightly hits your left foot and tickles it.
!O CW HP:Wounded *Corsek (Tiernan) the Orc*:Hurt>
*Gristle the Dorc* nocks a missile in an embellished longbow.
*Grisnat the Dorc* nocks a missile in an embellished longbow.
oeu
!O CW HP:Wounded *Corsek (Tiernan) the Orc*:Hurt>
PANIC!
You can't quit the fight!
oeu
!O CW HP:Wounded *Corsek (Tiernan) the Orc*:Hurt>
oeu
You flee head over heels.
PANIC!
You couldn't escape!
oeu
!O CW HP:Wounded *Corsek (Tiernan) the Orc*:Hurt>
*Grisnat the Dorc* shoots your right hand extremely hard and shatters it.
oeu
!O CW HP:Wounded *Corsek (Tiernan) the Orc*:Hurt>
*Grisnat the Dorc* nocks a missile in an embellished longbow.
!O CW HP:Wounded *Corsek (Tiernan) the Orc*:Hurt>
*Gristle the Dorc* shoots your body extremely hard and shatters it.
You flee head over heels.
PANIC!
You couldn't escape!
oeu
!O CW HP:Bad *Corsek (Tiernan) the Orc*:Hurt>
*Gristle the Dorc* nocks a missile in an embellished longbow.
oeu
oeu
!O CW HP:Bad *Corsek (Tiernan) the Orc*:Hurt>
Your head stops stinging.
*Grisnat the Dorc* shoots your body extremely hard and shatters it.
You are wracked with overwhelming PAIN!
You flee head over heels.
PANIC!
You couldn't escape!
!O CW HP:Bad *Corsek (Tiernan) the Orc*:Hurt>
oeu
*Grisnat the Dorc* nocks a missile in an embellished longbow.
open exit up
Ok.
*** Worst part is, its all damn well arrow damage.... *cry*
!O CW HP:Bad *Corsek (Tiernan) the Orc*:Hurt>
*** Well, Wroth saw it....
*Wroth the Orc* closes the stone.
open exit up
Ok.
You slash *Corsek (Tiernan) the Orc*'s left arm hard and tickle it.
oeu
!O CW HP:Bad *Corsek (Tiernan) the Orc*:Hurt>
open exit up
It's already open!
*Wroth the Dorc* closes the stone.
oeu
!O CW HP:Bad *Corsek (Tiernan) the Orc*:Hurt>
oeu
open exit up
Ok.
You flee head over heels.
Small Hill
A skeleton of some humanoid lies in the dust.
Exits: east, south, (down).
*** I MADE IT ALIVE!
*( CW HP:Bad>
open exit up
You don't see any exit there.
The rubble closes quietly.
*( CW HP:Bad>open exit up
You don't see any exit there.
oeu
*( CW HP:Bad>
open exit up
You don't see any exit there.
*( CW HP:Bad>
e
open exit up
You don't see any exit there.
*( CW HP:Bad>open exit up
You don't see any exit there.
*( CW HP:Bad>
e
open exit up
You don't see any exit there.
*( CW HP:Bad>
e
The rubble is opened from the other side.
open exit up
You don't see any exit there.
*( CW HP:Bad>open exit up
You don't see any exit there.
*Wroth the Dorc* has arrived from below.
*Corsek (Tiernan) the Orc* has arrived from below.
*( CW HP:Bad>
e
open exit up
You don't see any exit there.
*( CW HP:Bad>
open exit up
You don't see any exit there.
*( CW HP:Bad>open exit up
You don't see any exit there.
e
*( CW HP:Bad>
*Wroth the Dorc* tries to pierce you, but your parry is successful.
You are wracked with overwhelming PAIN!
open exit up
You don't see any exit there.
*( CW HP:Bad *Wroth the Dorc*:Hurt>
open exit up
You don't see any exit there.
*( CW HP:Bad *Wroth the Dorc*:Hurt>open exit up
You don't see any exit there.
PANIC!
You can't quit the fight!
*( CW HP:Bad *Wroth the Dorc*:Hurt>
e
open exit up
You don't see any exit there.
*( CW HP:Bad *Wroth the Dorc*:Hurt>open exit up
You don't see any exit there.
You slash *Wroth the Dorc*'s right foot very hard.
*( CW HP:Bad *Wroth the Dorc*:Hurt>
open exit up
You don't see any exit there.
You flee head over heels.
Old Tomb
An arrow made from a grey wood lies here.
On the ground, there are two spiked heads.
The corpse of *a Hobbit* is lying here.
The corpse of *a Man* is lying here.
The corpse of *a Hobbit* is lying here.
The corpse of *a Half-Elf* is lying here.
The corpse of *an Elf* is lying here.
A beheaded corpse is lying on the ground.
*Forek the Dorc* is standing here.
*Gristle the Dorc* is standing here.
*Grisnat the Dorc* is standing here.
*Vazrunk the Dorc* is standing here.
A stocky mountain mule is here, waiting to serve.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
The shadow of *an Elf* is floating here.
The shadow of *a Half-Elf* is floating here.
The shadow of *a Hobbit* is floating here.
The shadow of *a Man* is floating here.
A sturdy trained horse is standing here.
The shadow of *a Hobbit* is floating here.
Exits: (up).
*** Three exits and which way do I go????
*** Damn swede uber links...
!O CW HP:Bad>
e
open exit up
It's already open!
!O CW HP:Bad>open exit up
It's already open!
!O CW HP:Bad>
open exit up
It's already open!
!O CW HP:Bad>
Alas, you cannot go that way...
!O CW HP:Bad>
*Wroth the Dorc* has arrived from above.
Alas, you cannot go that way...
!O CW HP:Bad>*Grisnat the Dorc* nocks a missile in an embellished longbow.
Alas, you cannot go that way...
*Forek the Dorc* smites your body very hard and shatters it.
You are wracked with overwhelming PAIN!
!O CW HP:Bad *Forek the Dorc*:Wounded>
No way!
You are fighting for your life!
*Gristle the Dorc* lightly pierces your body.
You are wracked with overwhelming PAIN!
oeu
!O CW HP:Bad *Forek the Dorc*:Wounded>
oeu
*Corsek (Tiernan) the Orc* has arrived from above.
No way!
You are fighting for your life!
You flee head over heels.
Small Hill
A skeleton of some humanoid lies in the dust.
Exits: east, south, (down).
*** Newbies. :P Learn to shut exits. :P
*( CW HP:Bad>
Green Slope
take all plant
A short evergreen plant, with slightly bluish needles, grows here (Junniper).
Exits: east, south, west.
oeu
*. CW HP:Bad>
Maethel Road
Exits: east, south, west.
e
*. CW HP:Bad>
open exit up
You don't see any exit there.
*. CW HP:Bad>
e
open exit up
You don't see any exit there.
*. CW HP:Bad>
You don't see a plant to get things from.
*. CW HP:Bad>
e
open exit up
You don't see any exit there.
*. CW HP:Bad>
*. CW HP:Bad>
e
Dense Forest
The corpse of a hungry warg is lying here.
Exits: east, south, west.
!f CW HP:Bad>
Mixed Forest
A small evergreen plant grows here, its woody stems reaching two feet (Tarragon).
A large thorny branched shrub is growing here (Blackberries).
A brutish forest troll is hunting here, looking for some tasty flesh.
Exits: east, south, west.
!f CW HP:Bad>
e
Mixed Forest
A brutish forest troll is hunting here, looking for some tasty flesh.
Exits: east, south, west.
!f CW HP:Bad>
Eolo narrates 'my whole group died or?'
*** YEP!
*** And off I go... Run to vale, hey, I coulda taken 4 more arrows!
![ CW HP:Bad Mana:Hot Move:Tired>
sc
77/401 hits, 45/68 mana, and 49/147 moves.
![ CW HP:Bad Mana:Hot Move:Tired>
Shadoh narrates 'how many in rubble'
![ CW HP:Bad Mana:Hot Move:Tired>
nar damn me.
Ok.
![ CW HP:Bad Mana:Hot Move:Tired>
nar checking scrollback.
Ok.
![ CW HP:Bad Mana:Burning>
nar Forek, Gristle, Wroth, Grisnat, Corsek, Vazrunk.
Ok.
![ CW HP:Bad Mana:Burning>
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