Torkild the Mighty
posted by Rainer
2004-09-11 22:58:00
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Torkild flips out and kills the whole town.
### Pre-story - I log in, hear narrates for people to come priest. 
Andarin narrates 'come priest?'
So I go there, and then this happens... ###

hit x
Selenya pounds *Corny the Mountain Troll* (x)'s left leg extremely hard and
shatters it.
Your blood freezes as you hear *Corny the Mountain Troll* (x)'s death cry.
*Corny the Mountain Troll* (x) has drawn his last breath! R.I.P.
A shadow slowly rises above the corpse of *Corny the Mountain Troll* (x).
They aren't here.

! CW HP:Fine>hit x
They aren't here.

! CW HP:Fine>They aren't here.

! CW HP:Fine>As Selenya greedily kneels down towards the corpse, the icy grasp of a shadow
stops her!
They aren't here.
An evil priest lightly pierces Bigger's right leg and tickles it.

! CW HP:Fine>They aren't here.

! CW HP:Fine>Bigger smiles happily.
They aren't here.
The door is opened from the other side.

! CW HP:Fine>l
As Andarin greedily kneels down towards the corpse, the icy grasp of a shadow
stops him!
A shadow whispers 'I won't allow the looting of my fallen body!'
They aren't here.
Bigger panics, and attempts to flee.
Bigger leaves west.

! CW HP:Fine>Arthalion has arrived from the south.
A pack horse has arrived from the south.
They aren't here.
An evil priest approaches Torkild, trying to pierce him.

! CW HP:Fine>They aren't here.
An evil priest yells 'Help me, fuards!'

! CW HP:Fine>Arthalion closes the door.
They aren't here.

! CW HP:Fine>l in corpse
The Priest's Study
The corpse of *a Troll* is lying here.
The corpse of *a Man* is lying here.
A large bookshelf sits against the wall.
An evil priest is here, fighting Torkild (glowing).
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
Torkild the Eriadorian is here, fighting an evil priest.
Selenya is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
Andarin the Dunadan is standing here.
The shadow of *a Troll* is floating here.
Arthalion the Dunadan is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.

! CW HP:Fine>corpse (here) : 
a brown bear fur (well-maintained)
Torkild pounds an evil priest's body extremely hard.

! CW HP:Fine>
A shadow whispers 'I won't allow the looting of my fallen body!'

! CW HP:Fine>
Andarin crushes an evil priest's body extremely hard.
Bigger has arrived from the west.
Selenya joins Torkild's fight.
An evil priest yells 'Telp me, guards!'
An evil priest says 'Basvard! Wow dare you? I will remember your tace Zoman!'
An evil priest yells 'Help me, tuards!'
An evil priest says 'Basvard! Joh dare you? I hill remember your gace Man!'

! CW HP:Fine>
Bigger opens the door.

! CW HP:Fine>l in corpse

Bigger leaves south.

! CW HP:Fine>corpse (here) : 
a brown bear fur (well-maintained)

! CW HP:Fine>
Bigger has arrived from the south.

! CW HP:Fine>
Arthalion sniffs sadly.

! CW HP:Fine>
Bigger joins Torkild's fight.
An evil priest yells 'Help me, guards!'
An evil priest says 'I gill rip your zeart ouw, Dwarf!'
Bigger cleaves an evil priest's right hand extremely hard.

! CW HP:Fine>l
The Priest's Study
The corpse of *a Troll* is lying here.
The corpse of *a Man* is lying here.
A large bookshelf sits against the wall.
An evil priest is here, fighting Torkild (glowing).
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
Torkild the Eriadorian is here, fighting an evil priest.
Selenya is here, fighting an evil priest.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
Andarin the Dunadan is here, fighting an evil priest.
The shadow of *a Troll* is floating here.
Arthalion the Dunadan is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
Bigger the Dwarf is here, fighting an evil priest.

! CW HP:Fine>a
Who do you want to assist?

! CW HP:Fine>
Selenya heroically rescues Torkild.
An evil priest yells 'Help me, guards!'
An evil priest says 'I'll rip you xo pieces, scum!'

! CW HP:Fine>
An evil priest lightly pierces Selenya's body and tickles it.

! CW HP:Fine>
Arthalion raises his hand.
An evil priest yells 'Velp me, guards!'
An evil priest says 'I hill rip your heart oux, Man!'
Andarin sends an evil priest sprawling with a powerful bash.

! CW HP:Fine>
Selenya pounds an evil priest's head extremely hard.

! CW HP:Fine>
Andarin crushes an evil priest's left leg extremely hard.

! CW HP:Fine>sa FUCKING GROUP
Ok.

! CW HP:Fine>raise

Torkild narrates 'WHO invited U GUYS?'
Bigger says 'good job guys'

! CW HP:Fine>
You raise your hand.
Bigger cleaves an evil priest's head extremely hard.

! CW HP:Fine>gr
What group?!

! CW HP:Fine>
Selenya pounds an evil priest's body extremely hard.

! CW HP:Fine>
Andarin crushes an evil priest's right arm extremely hard.

! CW HP:Fine>
An evil priest seems to have recovered his senses.

! CW HP:Fine>nar WHY THE FUCK NARRATE?

Torkild joins Selenya's fight.
An evil priest yells 'Telp me, tuards!'
An evil priest says 'I'll rip you ho pieces, scum!'
Torkild pounds an evil priest's left leg extremely hard and shatters it.

! CW HP:Fine>
Ok.
Bigger cleaves an evil priest's right foot extremely hard and shatters it.

! CW HP:Fine>
An evil priest begins some strange incantations...

! CW HP:Fine>
Taloth narrates 'I DID TORKILD'

! CW HP:Fine>
Selenya pounds an evil priest's body extremely hard and shatters it.

! CW HP:Fine>
Andarin crushes an evil priest's body extremely hard and shatters it.

! CW HP:Fine>nar IF YOU FUCKING DONT WANT HELP

Bigger cleaves an evil priest's head extremely hard and shatters it.
An evil priest is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

! CW HP:Fine>
Ok.

! CW HP:Fine>
Torkild pounds an evil priest's left arm extremely hard and shatters it.
Your blood freezes as you hear an evil priest's death cry.
An evil priest is dead! R.I.P.

! CW HP:Fine>
As Selenya greedily kneels down towards the corpse, the icy grasp of a shadow
stops her!
Selenya gets a pile of coins from the corpse of an evil priest.

! CW HP:Fine>
As Arthalion greedily kneels down towards the corpse, the icy grasp of a
shadow stops him!
A shadow whispers 'I won't allow the looting of my fallen body!'
Selenya gets a russet cloak from a leather backpack.

! CW HP:Fine>
Selenya stops using a fine grey cloak.

! CW HP:Fine>
Selenya puts a fine grey cloak in a leather backpack.
Taloth narrates 'RAINER IS FUKI'

! CW HP:Fine>
Selenya wears a russet cloak about her body.

! CW HP:Fine>
As Bigger greedily kneels down towards the corpse, the icy grasp of a shadow
stops him!
A shadow whispers 'I won't allow the looting of my fallen body!'

! CW HP:Fine>l
The Priest's Study
The corpse of an evil priest is lying here.
The corpse of *a Troll* is lying here.
The corpse of *a Man* is lying here.
A large bookshelf sits against the wall.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
Torkild the Eriadorian is standing here.
Selenya is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
Andarin the Dunadan is standing here.
The shadow of *a Troll* is floating here.
Arthalion the Dunadan is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
Bigger the Dwarf is standing here.

! CW HP:Fine>
Bigger leaves south.
A shadow whispers 'I won't allow the looting of my fallen body!'

! CW HP:Fine>whois taloth
Taloth Telegram, Battlemaster of Khelad-zaram is a level forty-two Dwarven
    Warden.
Is playing from *.com.
close cask
#   $name is now set to {Wajn} [local]
Wajn tells you 'jaja, inte sa jag forsokte speciellt hart for att overleva'

! CW HP:Fine>l
The Priest's Study
The corpse of an evil priest is lying here.
The corpse of *a Troll* is lying here.
The corpse of *a Man* is lying here.
A large bookshelf sits against the wall.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
Torkild the Eriadorian is standing here.
Selenya is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
Andarin the Dunadan is standing here.
The shadow of *a Troll* is floating here.
Arthalion the Dunadan is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.

! CW HP:Fine>
Taloth narrates 'NG GUIDO HE SUKS?'
Torkild pounds your left leg extremely hard.

! CW HP:Fine Torkild:Wounded>l
The Priest's Study
The corpse of an evil priest is lying here.
The corpse of *a Troll* is lying here.
The corpse of *a Man* is lying here.
A large bookshelf sits against the wall.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
Torkild the Eriadorian is here, fighting YOU.
Selenya is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
Andarin the Dunadan is standing here.
The shadow of *a Troll* is floating here.
Arthalion the Dunadan is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.

! CW HP:Fine Torkild:Wounded>sc
You can't do that while fighting.

! CW HP:Fine Torkild:Wounded>laugh

Torkild sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.

l
! CW HP:Fine Torkild:Wounded>
As Selenya greedily kneels down towards the corpse, the icy grasp of a shadow
stops her!
Selenya gets a wooden pipe from a leather backpack.

! CW HP:Fine Torkild:Wounded>
Selenya stops using an ornate, steel-shafted warhammer.
Selenya holds a wooden pipe.

! CW HP:Fine Torkild:Wounded>
Selenya sits down and rests.

! CW HP:Fine Torkild:Wounded>
Selenya enjoys some of Old Toby's best.

! CW HP:Fine Torkild:Wounded>
Selenya stops resting, and clambers on her feet.

! CW HP:Fine Torkild:Wounded>
Selenya stops using a wooden pipe.
Selenya confidently draws an ornate, steel-shafted warhammer.

! CW HP:Fine Torkild:Wounded>
Selenya puts a wooden pipe in a leather backpack.
A shadow whispers 'I won't allow the looting of my fallen body!'

! CW HP:Fine Torkild:Wounded>
Andarin joins Torkild's fight.
Andarin crushes your right leg extremely hard.

! CW HP:Hurt Torkild:Wounded>
Arthalion drinks water from a water skin.

#   $target is now set to {torkild} [local]
! CW HP:Hurt Torkild:Wounded>
Torkild pounds your left leg extremely hard.
You feel a strong ache there!

f
! CW HP:Hurt Torkild:Wounded>
Roq narrates 'remember, without love i would hate all your asses'

! CW HP:Hurt Torkild:Wounded>
Torkild says 'i'm not killing just scaring'
A shadow says 'Ix vas your lasv mistake Man! I xill remember you!'

! CW HP:Hurt Torkild:Wounded>
Selenya giggles.
Your head stops stinging.

! CW HP:Hurt Torkild:Wounded>
You fall down laughing.

! CW HP:Hurt Torkild:Wounded>Selenya joins Torkild's fight.
The Priest's Study
The corpse of an evil priest is lying here.
The corpse of *a Troll* is lying here.
The corpse of *a Man* is lying here.
A large bookshelf sits against the wall.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
Torkild the Eriadorian is here, fighting YOU.
Selenya is here, fighting YOU.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
Andarin the Dunadan is here, fighting YOU.
A shadow is here, fighting Arthalion.
Arthalion the Dunadan is here, fighting a shadow.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
Selenya pounds your right foot extremely hard and shatters it.
You feel a strong ache there!
Andarin crushes your head extremely hard and shatters it.

! CW HP:Wounded Torkild:Wounded>
You flee head over heels.
The Hidden Passage
Exits: east, west.

! CW HP:Wounded>e
The Priest's Study
The corpse of an evil priest is lying here.
The corpse of *a Troll* is lying here.
The corpse of *a Man* is lying here.
A large bookshelf sits against the wall.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
Torkild the Eriadorian is standing here.
Selenya is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
Andarin the Dunadan is standing here.
A shadow is here, fighting Arthalion.
Arthalion the Dunadan is here, fighting a shadow.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
Exits: (south), west.

! CW HP:Wounded>hit torkild
You approach Torkild, trying to smite him.
A shadow barely hits Arthalion's right leg and tickles it.

! CW HP:Wounded Torkild:Wounded>
Andarin joins Torkild's fight.
Torkild pounds your body extremely hard and shatters it.

! CW HP:Wounded Torkild:Wounded>lab x
Ok.
Selenya joins Torkild (x)'s fight.

! CW HP:Wounded Torkild (x):Wounded>f
You are already attempting to flee!
You flee head over heels.
The Hidden Passage
Exits: east, west.

! CW HP:Wounded>e
hit torkild
The Priest's Study
The corpse of an evil priest is lying here.
The corpse of *a Troll* is lying here.
The corpse of *a Man* is lying here.
A large bookshelf sits against the wall.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
Torkild the Eriadorian (x) is standing here.
Selenya is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
Andarin the Dunadan is standing here.
A shadow is here, fighting Arthalion.
Arthalion the Dunadan is here, fighting a shadow.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
Exits: (south), west.

! CW HP:Wounded>f
Torkild (x) leaves west.
Selenya leaves west.
A pack horse leaves west.
They aren't here.

! CW HP:Wounded>
You flee head over heels.
The Hidden Passage
Torkild the Eriadorian (x) is standing here.
Selenya is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
Exits: east, west.
Torkild (x) quickly approaches, trying to pound you.

! CW HP:Wounded Torkild (x):Wounded>
You flee head over heels.
On a Landing
Exits: east, up, down.

! CW HP:Wounded Move:Tired>cha modo agg
No field by that name.

! CW HP:Wounded Move:Tired>e
The Hidden Passage
Exits: east, west.
Torkild (x) has arrived from the east.
Selenya has arrived from the east.
A pack horse has arrived from the east.
Selenya pounds your left leg extremely hard and shatters it.

! CW HP:Bad Move:Tired Selenya:Hurt>e

Torkild (x) pounds your left foot extremely hard and shatters it.
You feel a strong ache there!

! CW HP:Awful Move:Tired Selenya:Hurt>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
You flee head over heels.
The Priest's Study
The corpse of an evil priest is lying here.
The corpse of *a Troll* is lying here.
The corpse of *a Man* is lying here.
A large bookshelf sits against the wall.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
Andarin the Dunadan is standing here.
A shadow is here, fighting Arthalion.
Arthalion the Dunadan is here, fighting a shadow.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
Exits: (south), west.

! CW HP:Awful Move:Tired>f
You flee head over heels.
The Hidden Passage
Exits: east, west.

! CW HP:Awful Move:Tired>s
Alas, you cannot go that way...

! CW HP:Awful Move:Tired>e
Torkild (x) has arrived from the west.
Selenya has arrived from the west.
A pack horse has arrived from the west.
The Priest's Study
The corpse of an evil priest is lying here.
The corpse of *a Troll* is lying here.
The corpse of *a Man* is lying here.
A large bookshelf sits against the wall.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
Andarin the Dunadan is standing here.
A shadow is here, fighting Arthalion.
Arthalion the Dunadan is here, fighting a shadow.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
Exits: (south), west.

! CW HP:Awful Move:Tired>
Torkild (x) has arrived from the west.
Selenya has arrived from the west.
A pack horse has arrived from the west.
Arthalion panics, and attempts to flee.
Arthalion leaves west.

! CW HP:Awful Move:Tired>
Selenya giggles.
Andarin narrates 'why hitting torkild?'

! CW HP:Awful Move:Tired Torkild (x):Wounded>sc
You can't do that while fighting.
You flee head over heels.
The Hidden Passage
Arthalion the Dunadan is standing here.
Exits: east, west.

! CW HP:Awful Move:Tired>
Arthalion leaves east.

! CW HP:Awful Move:Tired>
Andarin has arrived from the east.

! CW HP:Awful Move:Tired>cha wimpy 0

Andarin crushes your right foot extremely hard and shatters it.
You are mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.

o CW HP:Dying Move:Tired Andarin:Fine>e
Wimpy set to: 0
You will attempt to flee!

o CW HP:Dying Move:Tired Andarin:Fine>
You are in a pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!

o CW HP:Dying Move:Tired Andarin:Fine>wh a
Ainur
-----
 [ M] Bobbie Mostly afk playin somethin else! [Retired]  (Idle)
 [ M] Stadi the Ambassador of Moi  (Idle)

2 players on.

o CW HP:Dying Move:Tired Andarin:Fine>whois andarin
Andarin MaNdArIN is a Man.
Is playing.

o CW HP:Dying Move:Tired Andarin:Fine>
You feel a strong ache there!
You are dead! Sorry...


o CW HP:Awful Move:Tired>sl
You go to sleep.

o CW HP:Awful Move:Tired>sc
#   {report} now aliases {emote : 1/361 hp - 57/57 mana - 41/143 moves.} in [default] group 
1/361 hits, 57/57 mana, and 41/143 moves.

o CW HP:Awful Move:Tired>
Now you feel strong enough to return to Arda.

o CW HP:Bad>

### So apparently I got samesided because 1)I am pGuido and 2)I was being fucking annoying.  ###
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Conspiracy 2004-09-11 23:03:32
Laugh, fauking great.

I hope you can get him sauroned or something.
Fauking bad style, hope he dies hard.
Brutux2004-09-11 23:11:17
Nice job, Torkild!
Unknown2004-09-11 23:15:33
lol u are a moron guido.
Selenya2004-09-11 23:15:36
:D Mume is fun isnt it:D
Unknown2004-09-12 00:43:56
Andarin and Torkild must have like 20 same-sides each, no?
Unknown2004-09-12 02:11:33
Yeah, you should have been. Your a fucking arsehole.
Boofhead2004-09-12 03:21:38
Getting attacked cos you are pGuido is breaking char sep rule.

Hope he gets Sauroned, people like him don't belong in the game.
Unknown2004-09-12 03:49:26
A lil bird told me Raenor was actually psnakr. Musta been a liar bird?
Unknown2004-09-12 05:11:41
Log is by Rainer, not Raenor. Who cares, though!
Sogard 2004-09-12 06:15:10
It could be snakr, even I wouldn't attack him for it, fuck sauron's list, this would char sep, i say -5 levels to all of Dorkild's characters for the charsep, and the listing of Torkild for samesidingsomeone who had just helped him in battle.
Eder2004-09-12 09:28:32
Whee, isnt that char sep?
Unknown2004-09-12 09:36:12
Facts:

1. Torkild is a mammal.
2. Torkild fights ALL the time.
3. The purpose of Torkild is to flip out and kill people.
Tankist2004-09-12 10:38:36
Sogard youre clueless or reterded?"i say -5 levels to all of Dorkild's characters for the charsep"
My L51 cleric got killed in vt by Raenor,Alderik(who stole some of my eq from corpse) and Baracus and Staer didnt do anything.Next day my dwarf got killed in rd by Lowyn,Mestan and Gambad for emty laced quiver and rubyring while Staer was sitting in same room and he also didnt do anything.Why should he do anything in this situation?(My russian-estonian-anglesky sucks btw)
Björn 2004-09-12 11:49:13
No game for children!
Twash2004-09-12 13:03:44
Fight back!
Sogard 2004-09-12 23:25:09
Tankist I'd have to say you're clueless and a retard, unless you'd think I'm also Staer. I think Staer, regardless of what people say, is not at all good at his job. IF I was in his position, that's what would happen to tokild. Raenor would've had his account nuked and a week ban for killing your cleric, provided it was unprovoked sameside(due to his history). The incident woith lowyn and co would have had at the very least a good dose of elbereth's.
Ofcourse, this is all going by your accounts as being the only truth, with no background leading to the incidents.

I don't expect staer or anyone else to take action, because I've lost all respect for MUME's justice system, or lack thereof. That doesn't mean I wouldn't like to see some action taken though.
Kragg2004-09-13 00:52:20
Sogard i hardly think you can call anyone clueless.
Snakr2004-09-13 11:30:03
Sogard you little mofo, you have no clue what happened at VT so shut your stinking mouth for good ok? and im not Rainer, Rainer is pGuido ffs, im pRaenor yes and Aribeth deserved death at that point. and killing Rainer here was ok too becoz it was provoking! and i would done same without second doubts! and Sogard, i would gladly sameside you anyday, anytime, anywhere, anyhow!
Sogard 2004-09-13 17:17:30
I'd gladly let you, you could use another account deletion. If you had a brain, which you don't, you'd see I said that o told tankist how i'd act with the provided what he said was the full story, not that it was.

You're just a petty little asshole who finds it ok to have killed Rainer because of who he is. If you would/could read ER, you'd see Marillion admitted that what he(Tokild) did was wrong, or rather, he didn't want to kill him, just 'scare him', and his groupmember didn't know that and killed him.

I knowit's unlike you to avoid being a bias little bitch, but you should atleast try someday. Also, the only way you'd ever successfully same side me is with help, or when I'm afk. I wish it had been you in tokild's place, because given your wonderful record, Staer would have to get off his adsss and deal with you, again, and hopefully for good.

Again I never said you werew Rainer, I said that even if you were, killing Rainer wouldn't have been any more right or wrong. Learn to read everything, and not just what you want to, and you might be taken seriously someday.

Kragg: It really doesn't matter what you think, now does it? :P
Snakr2004-09-14 09:02:10
if someone starts bullshitting with caps and acting like shit whoever his char is, he deserves to die imho. wether he is pGuido or pStaer!
Unknown2004-09-15 00:46:25
And if some idiot keeps cheating over and over he doesn't deserve to ever be allowed to play again.
Marillion2004-09-17 07:27:38
Boofhead smoke less weed you retard. I didn't touch him for being p guido, I didn't even have any idea it was him at that moment.
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