Pig style!
posted by Raenor
2004-10-08 11:27:17
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icc!
! [*orc*] CW HP:Fine Mana:Cold>Barricade in a Passage
*an Orc* is standing here.
[exits]: [NORTH], EAST.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Fine Mana:Cold>Wrong way!

! [*orc*] CW HP:Fine Mana:Cold>qu
You try to store 'earthquake'...

#   $armor is now set to {...}.
The earth trembles beneath your feet!
(o)===--- ARMOR MAAS! ---===(o)
Some debris falls on you from above.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Fine Mana:Cold *an Orc*:Fine>dre
#   $door is now set to {exit}.
f
*an Orc* stabs your left foot hard.
(o)===--- YOU FLEE FROM BATTLE! ---===(o)
A Steep Tunnel
[exits]: EAST, WEST.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>w
Barricade in a Passage
Traces of white tones form the aura of this place.
*an Orc* is standing here.
[exits]: [NORTH], EAST.
! [*orc*] CW HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>o
n
Ok.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>u
Orc Guard Room
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
The dark presence of the Monitor stands at the stone door.
[exits]: (SOUTH), [WEST], UP.
You swiftly dodge Zathdug the Monitor's attempt to smite you.
The orkish bodyguard says 'YAU! Alf! Yae woll bie basore your bine.'
You swiftly dodge the orkish bodyguard's attempt to slash you.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Hurt Mana:Cold Zathdug the Monitor:Healthy>No way! 
You are FIGHTING for your life!

! [*orc*] CW HP:Hurt Mana:Cold Zathdug the Monitor:Healthy>f
(o)===--- YOU FLEE FROM BATTLE! ---===(o)
Behind the Crack
*Jamalski the Orc* is standing here.
A cockroach is scuttling across the floor carrying some debris.
[exits]: [SOUTH], DOWN.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>o
Ok.
*Jamalski the Orc* CLOSES the -[ crack ]-
A cockroach ------ IS TRYING TO FLEE!!! ------
A cockroach leaves \\\ [D O W N] \\\

! [*orc*] CW HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>s
Chet narrates 'almost full moon.'
The crack seems to be closed.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>s
o
The crack seems to be closed.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>s
Ok.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>*an Orc* has ARRIVED from below.
*Jamalski the Orc* CLOSES the -[ crack ]-
The crack seems to be closed.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>
*an Orc* strongly stabs your left leg.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Hurt Mana:Cold *an Orc*:Fine>s

You slash *an Orc*'s body very hard and tickle it.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Hurt Mana:Cold *an Orc*:Fine>o
The -[ crack ]- is OPENED from other side.
*Jamalski the Orc* CLOSES the -[ crack ]-
No way! 
You are FIGHTING for your life!
(o)===--- YOU FLEE FROM BATTLE! ---===(o)
*P*A*N*I*C* YOU CANT FLEE! *P*A*N*I*C*

! [*orc*] CW HP:Hurt Mana:Cold *an Orc*:Fine>f
Ok.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Hurt Mana:Cold *an Orc*:Fine>u
You are already attempting to flee!
*Jamalski the Orc* CLOSES the -[ crack ]-

! [*orc*] CW HP:Hurt Mana:Cold *an Orc*:Fine>s
You swiftly dodge *Jamalski the Orc*'s attempt to slash you.
No way! 
You are FIGHTING for your life!
The -[ crack ]- is OPENED from other side.
(o)===--- YOU FLEE FROM BATTLE! ---===(o)
Orc Guard Room
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
The dark presence of the Monitor stands at the stone door.
A cockroach is scuttling across the floor carrying some debris.
[exits]: (SOUTH), [WEST], UP.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>#   {repl} now aliases {tell Zathdug the Monitor}.
Zathdug the Monitor is standing in your way!
Zathdug the Monitor tells you 'The Great Goblin doesn't like outsiders!'
A cockroach ------ IS TRYING TO FLEE!!! ------
Zathdug the Monitor prevents a cockroach from entering the stonedoor.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>f
u
(o)===--- YOU FLEE FROM BATTLE! ---===(o)
*P*A*N*I*C* YOU CANT FLEE! *P*A*N*I*C*

! [*orc*] CW HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>Behind the Crack
*Jamalski the Orc* is standing here.
*an Orc* is standing here.
[exits]: [SOUTH], DOWN.
The -[ crack ]- is OPENED from other side.
*Jamalski the Orc* quickly approaches, trying to slash you.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Hurt Mana:Cold *Jamalski the Orc*:Healthy>
*Jamalski the Orc* CLOSES the -[ crack ]-
(o)===--- YOU FLEE FROM BATTLE! ---===(o)
Orc Guard Room
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A cockroach is scuttling across the floor carrying some debris.
The dark presence of the Monitor stands at the stone door.
[exits]: (SOUTH), [WEST], UP.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>dre
#   $door is now set to {exit}.

A cockroach ------ IS TRYING TO FLEE!!! ------
Zathdug the Monitor prevents a cockroach from entering the stonedoor.
A cockroach leaves /// [U P] ///.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>
Zathdug the Monitor tries to smite you, but your parry is successful.
The orkish bodyguard slashes your left leg hard.
The orkish bodyguard slashes your body hard.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Zathdug the Monitor:Healthy>f
#   {repl} now aliases {tell Zathdug the Monitor}.
(o)===--- YOU FLEE FROM BATTLE! ---===(o)
Zathdug the Monitor is standing in your way!
Zathdug the Monitor tells you 'The Great Goblin doesn't like outsiders!'
*P*A*N*I*C* YOU CANT FLEE! *P*A*N*I*C*

! [*orc*] CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Zathdug the Monitor:Healthy>#   {repl} now aliases {tell Zathdug the Monitor}.

(o)===--- YOU FLEE FROM BATTLE! ---===(o)
(o)===--- YOU FLEE FROM BATTLE! ---===(o)
Zathdug the Monitor is standing in your way!
Zathdug the Monitor tells you 'The Great Goblin doesn't like outsiders!'
*P*A*N*I*C* YOU CANT FLEE! *P*A*N*I*C*

! [*orc*] CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Zathdug the Monitor:Healthy>#   {repl} now aliases {tell Zathdug the Monitor}.

(o)===--- YOU FLEE FROM BATTLE! ---===(o)
Zathdug the Monitor is standing in your way!
Zathdug the Monitor tells you 'The Great Goblin doesn't like outsiders!'
Behind the Crack
*Jamalski the Orc* is standing here.
*an Orc* is standing here.
A cockroach is scuttling across the floor carrying some debris.
[exits]: (SOUTH), DOWN.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Tired>
*an Orc* stabs your left arm hard and >>SHATTERS<< it.
*Jamalski the Orc* CLOSES the -[ crack ]-
A cockroach leaves \\\ [D O W N] \\\

! [*orc*] CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Tired *an Orc*:Fine>o
The -[ crack ]- is OPENED from other side.
It's already open!
(o)===--- YOU FLEE FROM BATTLE! ---===(o)
*P*A*N*I*C* YOU CANT FLEE! *P*A*N*I*C*

! [*orc*] CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Tired *an Orc*:Fine>
*Jamalski the Orc* CLOSES the -[ crack ]-

! [*orc*] CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Tired *an Orc*:Fine>
*Kukeke the Orc* has ARRIVED from below.
The -[ crack ]- is OPENED from other side.
You swiftly dodge *Jamalski the Orc*'s attempt to slash you.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Tired *an Orc*:Fine>cw
*Jamalski the Orc* CLOSES the -[ crack ]-
Wimpy removed.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Tired *an Orc*:Fine>u
No way! 
You are FIGHTING for your life!
(o)===--- YOU FLEE FROM BATTLE! ---===(o)
Orc Guard Room
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
The dark presence of the Monitor stands at the stone door.
A cockroach is scuttling across the floor carrying some debris.
[exits]: (SOUTH), [WEST], UP.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Tired>u
Behind the Crack
*Jamalski the Orc* is standing here.
*an Orc* is standing here.
*Kukeke the Orc* is standing here.
[exits]: [SOUTH], DOWN.
*Kukeke the Orc* starts CASTING...
The -[ crack ]- is OPENED from other side.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Tired>u
*an Orc* leaves \\\ [D O W N] \\\
Wrong way!
*Jamalski the Orc* CLOSES the -[ crack ]-

! [*orc*] CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Tired>
The -[ crack ]- is OPENED from other side.
*Jamalski the Orc* CLOSES the -[ crack ]-

! [*orc*] CW HP:Wounded Mana:Cold Move:Tired>o

*Vorbag the Orc* has ARRIVED from below.
*Kukeke the Orc* utters the words 'lightning bolt'
*Kukeke the Orc* sends a powerful lightning bolt at you, you stagger from the impact.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Kukeke the Orc*:Fine>s
Ok.
*Jamalski the Orc* CLOSES the -[ crack ]-
The -[ crack ]- is OPENED from other side.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Kukeke the Orc*:Fine>No way! 
You are FIGHTING for your life!
*Vorbag the Orc* CLOSES the -[ crack ]-
*Kukeke the Orc* starts CASTING...

! [*orc*] CW HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Kukeke the Orc*:Fine>
The -[ crack ]- is OPENED from other side.
! [*orc*] CW HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Kukeke the Orc*:Fine>rock
*Jamalski the Orc* CLOSES the -[ crack ]-
You get a twisted rock fragment from a sable pouch.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Kukeke the Orc*:Fine>
You stop using an engraved broadsword.
You hold a twisted rock fragment.
*Jamalski the Orc* quickly approaches, trying to slash you.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Kukeke the Orc*:Fine>*an Orc* has ARRIVED from below.
The -[ crack ]- is OPENED from other side.
*Jamalski the Orc* CLOSES the -[ crack ]-
Throw the rock at what?

! [*orc*] CW HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Kukeke the Orc*:Fine>
*Kukeke the Orc* utters the words 'lightning bolt'
*Kukeke the Orc* sends a powerful lightning bolt at you, you stagger from the impact.
You are wracked with overwhelming PAIN!

! [*orc*] CW HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Kukeke the Orc*:Fine>
The -[ crack ]- is OPENED from other side.
*Kukeke the Orc* starts CASTING...
*Jamalski the Orc* CLOSES the -[ crack ]-
You are wracked with overwhelming PAIN!

! [*orc*] CW HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Kukeke the Orc*:Fine>
The -[ crack ]- is OPENED from other side.
*Jamalski the Orc* CLOSES the -[ crack ]-
*Vorbag the Orc* utters the word 'blindness'

! [*orc*] CW HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Kukeke the Orc*:Fine>rock
You get a twisted rock fragment from a sable pouch.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Kukeke the Orc*:Fine>
You stop using a twisted rock fragment.
You hold a twisted rock fragment.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Bad Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Kukeke the Orc*:Fine>Throw the rock at what?
*Kukeke the Orc* utters the words 'lightning bolt'
*Kukeke the Orc* sends a powerful lightning bolt at you, you stagger from the impact.
You are wracked with overwhelming PAIN!

! [*orc*] CW HP:Awful Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Kukeke the Orc*:Fine>
*Kukeke the Orc* starts CASTING...

! [*orc*] CW HP:Awful Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Kukeke the Orc*:Fine>get rock
*an Orc* stabs your body hard and >>SHATTERS<< it.
You are incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.
You are in a pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!

o [*orc*] CW HP:Dying Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Kukeke the Orc*:Fine>f
You are in a pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!

o [*orc*] CW HP:Dying Mana:Cold Move:Tired *Kukeke the Orc*:Fine>
You lost some renown in this battle!

You are dead! Sorry...


o [*orc*] CW HP:Awful Mana:Cold Move:Tired>sl
You go to sleep.

o [*orc*] CW HP:Awful Mana:Cold Move:Tired>sx
OB: 99%, DB: -61%, PB: 0%, ARMOR: 0%. WIMPY: 0. MOOD: wimpy.
TNL: 623,063 xp, 3,288 tp. Lauren: 0. Alert: normal.

o [*orc*] CW HP:Awful Mana:Cold Move:Tired>#al rock
{rock}={get rock all;wie rock;use rock %1}
sl
You are already sound asleep.

o [*orc*] CW HP:Awful Mana:Cold Move:Tired>sx
OB: 99%, DB: -61%, PB: 0%, ARMOR: 0%. WIMPY: 0. MOOD: wimpy.
TNL: 623,063 xp, 3,288 tp. Lauren: 0. Alert: normal.

o [*orc*] CW HP:Awful Mana:Cold Move:Tired>wp
Wps: war leader

o [*orc*] CW HP:Awful Mana:Cold Move:Tired>inf
You are a male Silvan.
You are 89 years, 3 months and 20 days old.
You have played 3 days and 22 hours (real time). Session: 2 hrs.
This ranks you as Raenor the Dragonrider (level 30).
You are 6 feet 4 and weigh 11 stone and 10 pounds.
Perception: vision 50, hearing -40, smell -75. Alertness: normal.
You must have been sent to Arda to free it from the sorrows that weigh UPon it.
You are welcome in Bree, Fornost, the Grey Havens, Rivendell, Tharbad and Lorien.
Your equipment weighs nothing. Peanuts.
Your base abilities are: Str:13 Int:20 Wis:17 Dex:12 Con:13 Wil:15 Per:13.
Offensive Bonus: 99%, Dodging Bonus: -61%, Parrying Bonus: 0%.
You are not wearing any armour.
You have 2/165 hit, 23/131 mana, and 45/106 movement points.
Your mood is wimpy. 
You will fight to the death.
You have scored 10,576,937 experience points and you have 43,412 travel points.
Tales of your victories have spread throughout Arda.
You need 623,063 exp. points and 3,288 travel points to reach the next level.
You have 0 copper.
You are speaking Westron.
You will swim if necessary.
You will climb if necessary.

### Eq i had:P

You are using:
>WIELDED:            an engraved broadsword (flawless); it glows blue
[As Shield  ]:       a bejewelled oak staff; it glows blue; it has a soft glowing aura
[On Head    ]:       a mithril circlet; it glows blue
[On Body    ]:       a fine chain mail shirt (flawless)
[About Body ]:       a fine grey cloak (flawless); it glows blue
[On Arms    ]:       a fine pair of chain mail sleeves (flawless)
[On Hands   ]:       a thick pair of metal gauntlets (flawless)
[On Legs    ]:       a fine pair of chain mail leggings (flawless)
[On Feet    ]:       a thick pair of metal boots (flawless)
[Around Neck]:       a pale blue stone; it glows blue
[Around Neck]:       a necklace; it glows blue
[On Wrist   ]:       a keyring with a key and a set of lock picks
[On Finger  ]:       a jewelled ring; it glows blue
[On Finger  ]:       an icy ring; it glows blue
[On Back    ]:       a leather backpack
[Across Back]:       a laced quiver; it glows blue
[As Belt    ]:       a gleaming belt; it glows blue
[On Belt    ]:       a gem-inlaid knife (flawless)
[On Belt    ]:       a sable pouch; it glows blue
[On Belt    ]:       a sable pouch; it glows blue
[On Belt    ]:       a small pouch

3x azures, 2x rocks, manacup, copper, str-ring, some flasks,
ruby, pipe with much pipeweed, some 600 gold etc and spare pbs:P
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Raenor2004-10-08 11:27:44
that was quite funny! edited my rock alias for warrior but not for mage client:(((
Alantir2004-10-08 11:29:03
Wow this is so interesting... a crap player dies in a crap way due to his own fault. Very well worth posting?
jamalski2004-10-08 11:43:47
comfs?
Jamalski2004-10-08 11:56:16
ah noticed your last log now, what else can i say that don't try this when im around :P
Grumbles2004-10-08 12:32:16
Thanks for re eq?
Unknown2004-10-09 00:21:19
Peer Alantir... Mume.net?
Unknown2004-10-09 03:06:52
Peer unknown and Alantir. Back to ER with both of you.
Amras 2004-10-09 04:00:04
Hi?
Boofhead 2004-10-10 08:43:22
Hi Amras.
Amras 2004-10-10 17:39:08
y0!
Kukeke2004-10-11 07:36:15
LOL,

Zathdug the Monitor prevents a cockroach from entering the stonedoor.
AndrĂ³g 2004-10-19 13:59:42
Oh, unbelieveable, a 5-star log on mume.net! yey! I demand more logs of Snakr dying! =)
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