Rancr NEVER DIES!
posted by Kiebler
2004-10-30 19:19:51
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a dreadful Orc* makes a strange sound, as you place a nasty orkish fang in
his back.

*f CS *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>
*a dreadful Orc* slashes your left arm very hard.

*f CS HP:Fine *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>
*a dreadful Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.

*f CS HP:Fine *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>
A black wolf leaves  >> EAST >>

*f CS HP:Fine *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>
*a dreadful Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.

*f CS HP:Fine *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>
You barely pierce *a dreadful Orc*'s body and tickle it.

a dreadful Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a dreadful Orc* leaves  << WEST <<

*f CS HP:Fine>W
Bend in Forest Path
A black wolf pads restlessly, looking for its next prey.
A black wolf pads restlessly, looking for its next prey.
*a dreadful Orc* is standing here.
Exits: east, south.

*f CS HP:Fine>
It looks like *a dreadful Orc* found you out.

*f CS HP:Fine>E
Path Going Down
A black wolf pads restlessly, looking for its next prey.
Exits: east, west.

*f CS HP:Fine>na stabbed that orc
A black wolf has arrived from the WEST.

Ok.

*f CS HP:Fine>W
Bend in Forest Path
A black wolf pads restlessly, looking for its next prey.
*a dreadful Orc* is standing here.
Exits: east, south.

*f CS HP:Fine>
*a dreadful Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.

CS HP:Fine>wiedl bow
*a dreadful Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.
Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!

*f CS HP:Fine>wield bow
E
You stop using a nasty orkish fang.
You skillfully wield an orkish shortbow, ready to protect the weak.

*f CS HP:Fine>W
bac $target
Path Going Down
A black wolf pads restlessly, looking for its next prey.
A black wolf pads restlessly, looking for its next prey.
A black wolf pads restlessly, looking for its next prey.
Exits: east, west.

*f CS HP:Fine>Bend in Forest Path
*a dreadful Orc* is standing here.
Exits: east, south.

*f CS HP:Fine>For a successful backstab you need to be wielding a suitable weapon.

*f CS HP:Fine>E
wield fang
Path Going Down
A black wolf pads restlessly, looking for its next prey.
A black wolf pads restlessly, looking for its next prey.
A black wolf pads restlessly, looking for its next prey.
Exits: east, west.

*f CS HP:Fine>W
bac $target
You stop using an orkish shortbow.
You skillfully wield a nasty orkish fang, ready to protect the weak.

*f CS HP:Fine>Bigger narrates 'where's rancr'
Bend in Forest Path
*a dreadful Orc* is standing here.
Exits: east, south.

*f CS HP:Fine>
You begin to move silently to the back of your victim...

*a dreadful Orc* sits down and rests.

*a dreadful Orc* stops resting, and clambers on his feet.

A black wolf has arrived from the EAST.

*a dreadful Orc* slashes your right arm hard.

*f CS HP:Fine *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>
You barely pierce *a dreadful Orc*'s left hand and tickle it.

*f CS HP:Fine *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>flee
You flee head over heels.
Path Going Down
A black wolf pads restlessly, looking for its next prey.
A black wolf pads restlessly, looking for its next prey.
A black wolf pads restlessly, looking for its next prey.
Exits: east, west.

*f CS HP:Fine>W
bac $target
Bend in Forest Path
*a dreadful Orc* is standing here.
 black wolf pads restlessly, looking for its next prey.
Exits: east, south.

*f CS HP:Fine>
You begin to move silently to the back of your victim...

It looks like *a dreadful Orc* found you out.

*a dreadful Orc* slashes your left foot extremely hard and SHATTERS it.

*f CS HP:Hurt *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>
You lightly pierce *a dreadful Orc*'s left leg and tickle it.

*f CS HP:Hurt *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>flee
You flee head over heels.
Path Going Down
A black wolf pads restlessly, looking for its next prey.
A black wolf pads restlessly, looking for its next prey.
A black wolf pads restlessly, looking for its next prey.
Exits: east, west.

*f CS HP:Hurt>wield bow
You stop using a nasty orkish fang.
You skillfully wield an orkish shortbow, ready to protect the weak.

*f CS HP:Hurt>W
shoot $target
Bend in Forest Path
*a dreadful Orc* is RESTING here.
A black wolf pads restlessly, looking for its next prey.
Exits: east, south.

*f CS HP:Hurt>shoot $target
shoot $target
You shoot *a dreadful Orc*'s left arm extremely hard.
CS HP:Hurt *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>shoot $target
You shoot *a dreadful Orc*'s right arm extremely hard.

*f CS HP:Hurt *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>shoot $target
flee
You shoot *a dreadful Orc*'s body extremely hard.

*f CS HP:Hurt *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>*f CS HP:Hurt *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>
*a dreadful Orc* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.
Aye! 
You cannot concentrate any more...
*a dreadful Orc* slashes your body very hard and SHATTERS it.

*f CS HP:Hurt *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>
A black wolf leaves  >> EAST >>

*f CS HP:Hurt *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>
*a dreadful Orc* slashes your left arm very hard and SHATTERS it.

*f CS HP:Wounded *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>
A black wolf has arrived from the EAST.

*f CS HP:Wounded *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>
Your head stops stinging.

*f CS HP:Wounded *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>wield fang
W
You shoot *a dreadful Orc*'s right arm and tickle it.

*f CS HP:Wounded *a dreadful Orc*:Wounded>
You flee head over heels.
Old East Road
The corpse of a slithering snake is lying here.
Exits: north, =east=, =west=.
 CS HP:Wounded>
You stop using an orkish shortbow.
You skillfully wield a nasty orkish fang, ready to protect the weak.

*+ CS HP:Wounded>Old East Road
Exits: =east=, south, =west=.

*+ CS HP:Wounded>*+ CS HP:Wounded>W
Old East Road
Exits: north, =east=, =west=.

*+ CS HP:Wounded>E
Old East Road
Exits: =east=, south, =west=.

*+ CS HP:Wounded>E
Old East Road
The corpse of a slithering snake is lying here.
Exits: north, =east=, =west=.

*+ CS HP:Wounded>N
bac $target
Bend in Forest Path
*a dreadful Orc* is standing here.
A black wolf pads restlessly, looking for its next prey.
A black wolf pads restlessly, looking for its next prey.
A black wolf pads restlessly, looking for its next prey.
A black wolf pads restlessly, looking for its next prey.
Exits: east, south.

*f CS HP:Wounded>
You begin to move silently to the back of your victim...

A black wolf has arrived from the EAST.
*a dreadful Orc* bleeds from open wounds.

 dreadful Orc* slashes your left foot very hard and SHATTERS it.

*f CS HP:Bad *a dreadful Orc*:Wounded>flee
You flee head over heels.
Path Going Down
Exits: east, west.

*f CS HP:Bad>W
S
Bend in Forest Path
*a dreadful Orc* is standing here.
A black wolf pads restlessly, looking for its next prey.
A black wolf pads restlessly, looking for its next prey.
A black wolf pads restlessly, looking for its next prey.
A black wolf pads restlessly, looking for its next prey.
A black wolf pads restlessly, looking for its next prey.
Exits: east, south.

*f CS HP:Bad>W
Old East Road
The corpse of a slithering snake is lying here.
Exits: north, =east=, =west=.

*+ CS HP:Bad>Old East Road
Exits: =east=, south, =west=.

*+ CS HP:Bad>S
Small Path
Exits: north, south, west.

*f CS HP:Bad>cll
cll
You start to concentrate...
our scratches and bruises disappear.

*f CS HP:Wounded Mana:Burning>
You start to concentrate...

Your scratches and bruises disappear.

*f CS HP:Wounded Mana:Burning>N
Old East Road
Exits: =east=, south, =west=.

*+ CS HP:Wounded Mana:Burning>E
Old East Road
The corpse of a slithering snake is lying here.
Exits: north, =east=, =west=.

*+ CS HP:Wounded Mana:Burning>N
E
Bend in Forest Path
*a dreadful Orc* is standing here tending wounds.
A black wolf pads restlessly, looking for its next prey.
A black wolf pads restlessly, looking for its next prey.
A black wolf pads restlessly, looking for its next prey.
A black wolf pads restlessly, looking for its next prey.
Exits: east, south.
A black wolf leaves  >> EAST >>

*f CS HP:Wounded Mana:Burning Move:Tired>Path Going Down
A black wolf pads restlessly, looking for its next prey.
A black wolf pads restlessly, looking for its next prey.
A black wolf pads restlessly, looking for its next prey.
A black wolf pads restlessly, looking for its next prey.
Exits: east, west.

*f CS HP:Wounded Mana:Burning Move:Tired>W
end in Forest Path
*a dreadful Orc* is standing here tending wounds.
A black wolf pads restlessly, looking for its next prey.
A black wolf pads restlessly, looking for its next prey.
A black wolf pads restlessly, looking for its next prey.
Exits: east, south.

*f CS HP:Wounded Mana:Burning Move:Tired>bac $target
You begin to move silently to the back of your victim...

A black wolf leaves  >> EAST >>

Oops, your victim seems to have sensed a danger!
You pierce *a dreadful Orc*'s left leg and tickle it.

*f CS HP:Wounded Mana:Burning Move:Tired *a dreadful Orc*:Wounded>flee
You flee head over heels.
Old East Road
The corpse of a slithering snake is lying here.
Exits: north, =east=, =west=.

*+ CS HP:Wounded Mana:Burning Move:Tired>E
Old East Road
Exits: =east=, [south], =west=.

*+ CS HP:Wounded Mana:Burning Move:Tired>wield bow
You stop using a nasty orkish fang.
You skillfully wield an orkish shortbow, ready to protect the weak.

*+ CS HP:Wounded Mana:Burning Move:Tired>W
N
Old East Road
The corpse of a slithering snake is lying here.
Exits: north, =east=, =west=.

 CS HP:Wounded Mana:Burning Move:Tired>Bend in Forest Path
*a dreadful Orc* is standing here tending wounds.
A black wolf pads restlessly, looking for its next prey.
A black wolf pads restlessly, looking for its next prey.
Exits: east, south.

*f CS HP:Wounded Mana:Burning Move:Tired>shoot $target
You shoot *a dreadful Orc*'s left leg hard.
You barely hit *a dreadful Orc*'s body and tickle it.

*f CS HP:Wounded Mana:Burning Move:Tired *a dreadful Orc*:Wounded>flee

*a dreadful Orc* crushes your left leg extremely hard and SHATTERS it.
You are wracked with overwhelming PAIN!

*f CS HP:Bad Mana:Burning Move:Tired *a dreadful Orc*:Wounded>
You flee head over heels.
Path Going Down
A black wolf pads restlessly, looking for its next prey.
A black wolf pads restlessly, looking for its next prey.
Exits: east, west.

*f CS HP:Bad Mana:Burning Move:Tired>W
S
Bend in Forest Path
*a dreadful Orc* is standing here.
A black wolf pads restlessly, looking for its next prey.
A black wolf pads restlessly, looking for its next prey.
Exits: east, south.

*f CS HP:Bad Mana:Burning Move:Tired>W
Old East Road
The corpse of a slithering snake is lying here.
Exits: north, =east=, =west=.

 CS HP:Bad Mana:Burning Move:Tired>Old East Road
Exits: =east=, south, =west=.

*+ CS HP:Bad Mana:Burning Move:Tired>S
Small Path
Exits: north, south, west.

*f CS HP:Bad Mana:Burning Move:Tired>cll
You start to concentrate...

cll
wield fang
Your scratches and bruises disappear.

*f CS HP:Wounded Mana:Hot Move:Tired>
You start to concentrate...

Your scratches and bruises disappear.

*f CS HP:Wounded Mana:Hot Move:Tired>
You stop using an orkish shortbow.
You skillfully wield a nasty orkish fang, ready to protect the weak.

*f CS HP:Wounded Mana:Hot Move:Tired>cll
You start to concentrate...

N
E
Your scratches and bruises disappear.

*f CS HP:Wounded Mana:Hot Move:Tired>N
Old East Road
Exits: =east=, south, =west=.

*+ CS HP:Wounded Mana:Hot Move:Tired>Old East Road
The corpse of a slithering snake is lying here.
Exits: north, =east=, =west=.
 CS HP:Wounded Mana:Hot Move:Slow>bac $target
Bend in Forest Path
*a dreadful Orc* is standing here tending wounds.
A black wolf pads restlessly, looking for its next prey.
A black wolf pads restlessly, looking for its next prey.
Exits: east, south.

*f CS HP:Wounded Mana:Hot Move:Slow>
You begin to move silently to the back of your victim...

*a dreadful Orc* successfully binds his wound.

*a dreadful Orc* begins some strange incantations...

*a dreadful Orc* makes a strange sound, as you place a nasty orkish fang in
his back.

*f CS HP:Wounded Mana:Hot Move:Slow *a dreadful Orc*:Awful>S
kill $target
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
You pierce *a dreadful Orc*'s head hard and shatter it.
*a dreadful Orc* is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

*f CS HP:Wounded Mana:Hot Move:Slow *a dreadful Orc*:Dying>S
You're already fighting!

*f CS HP:Wounded Mana:Hot Move:Slow *a dreadful Orc*:Dying>kill $target
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

*f CS HP:Wounded Mana:Hot Move:Slow *a dreadful Orc*:Dying>
You're already fighting!

*f CS HP:Wounded Mana:Hot Move:Slow *a dreadful Orc*:Dying>
You pierce *a dreadful Orc*'s body extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!
You feel more experienced.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
You gain a level!

CS HP:Wounded Mana:Hot Move:Tired>troph #
        *** TROPHY *** (Number Killed, Knowledge, Mobile)

|   1,  1%,  #Rancr                
This ranks you as Kiebler the Elf (level 17).
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Thunderbunny2004-10-30 20:09:11
Good job.

Good log.

Good bye.
Unknown2004-10-30 21:38:32
HAHAHAHAHAHA BEST LOG EVER
Kheldur2004-10-31 05:22:15
OH MY FUCKING GOD, ROCKING!
Unknown2004-10-31 07:55:21
Yeeeesssss! Finally he shut up!!!
Unknown2004-10-31 07:58:21
Kiebler, why didn't you post it on ER too? Would be in notables within notime...
Rancr2004-10-31 10:09:06
I was drunk, i was moveless, i was on my usual berserktrip, and im happy that i died to some lowbie puke who has GUTS to finish me off SOLO!
I was totally like 100% berserk, i didnt give shit if i eat stab or not or if i die or not!
Rancr2004-10-31 10:09:48
Unkown: "Yeeeesssss! Finally he shut up!!!"

Ok, im done posting logs here to ungrateful people!
Unknown2004-10-31 13:05:42
Go give Rancer a hug - It seems like he needs one. You win and you loose. This time you lost - Live with it. How many times have you not taunted players and whined about trappers and huge group kills?
Unknown2004-10-31 13:07:25
Ohhh..no - Someone spelled my name wrong. Ok - I'am done reading these logs aswell.
Unknown2004-10-31 19:24:44
Here Rancr, have a cookie and stop crying.

Eventually you'll sameside another orc and take his set anyway.
Unknown2004-10-31 19:49:04
heh, you people sure are pathetic. Where did he cry or whine stupid fucks?
Comf Rancr, keep up the good fighting!
AndrĂ³g 2004-10-31 22:46:20
Hahahaha. ROFL.

Kiebler, PLEASE post it on ER Notables too, I'm sure you'll hit at least Top50 with this log. :)
Unknown2004-10-31 23:59:08
*comf Rancr* and please do not stop posting.

That was a damn nice log, Kiebler.
Unknown2004-11-01 07:03:11
Grats to Kiebler, *comf* to Rancr and seems more like some people *wish* he was bitching rather than him actually bitching.
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