We all live in Amerika!
posted by Electy
2004-11-01 09:26:58
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### HAR! ###

At the Wolf Gate
[exits]: EAST, [WEST].

* [*orc*] CW Mana:Burning>aba
A mountain mule (minu) stops following you.

* [*orc*] CW Mana:Burning>pe
Using your lockpicks, you try to pick the lock...

oe
dr
{door}={passage}
The lock finally yields to your skill.

* [*orc*] CW Mana:Burning>
Ok.

* [*orc*] CW Mana:Burning>p w
You quietly scout WESTwards...
The Wolf's Gate
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
An orkish chieftain is here, controlling his guards.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.

w
You stop scouting.

* [*orc*] CW Mana:Burning>o
The Wolf's Gate
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
An orkish chieftain is here, controlling his guards.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
[exits]: (EAST), SOUTH, WEST, (UP).
The orkish chieftain yells 'ALULS! ALURM! A Harf-Irf os hera!!!'
You swiftly dodge an elite orc-guard's attempt to cleave you.
The orkish chieftain strongly crushes your left arm and tickles it.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning an elite orc-guard:Healthy>u
It's already open!

! [*orc*] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning an elite orc-guard:Healthy>No way! 
You are FIGHTING for your life!

! [*orc*] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning an elite orc-guard:Healthy>f
An elite orc-guard barely cleaves your body and tickles it.
(o)===--- YOU FLEE FROM BATTLE! ---===(o)
Guards Post
An orc sentry is here on patrol.
An orc sentry is here on patrol.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
[exits]: NORTH, [SOUTH].

! [*orc*] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
You swiftly dodge an orc sentry's attempt to hit you.
You swiftly dodge an orc sentry's attempt to hit you.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning an orc sentry:Healthy>
You swiftly dodge an elite orc-guard's attempt to cleave you.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning an orc sentry:Healthy>gf  --- Sorry, 
You can't see her here at the moment.
Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!
An elite orc-guard has ARRIVED from the NORTH.
You slash an orc sentry's body very hard.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning an orc sentry:Fine>
An elite orc-guard has ARRIVED from the NORTH.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning an orc sentry:Fine>f
(o)===--- YOU FLEE FROM BATTLE! ---===(o)
*P*A*N*I*C* YOU CANT FLEE! *P*A*N*I*C*

! [*orc*] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning an orc sentry:Fine>u
No way! 
You are FIGHTING for your life!

! [*orc*] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning an orc sentry:Fine>u

An elite orc-guard lightly cleaves your body and tickles it.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning an orc sentry:Fine>No way! 
You are FIGHTING for your life!

! [*orc*] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning an orc sentry:Fine>u
No way! 
You are FIGHTING for your life!
(o)===--- YOU FLEE FROM BATTLE! ---===(o)
The Wolf's Gate
An orkish chieftain is here, controlling his guards.
[exits]: [EAST], SOUTH, WEST, (UP).

! [*orc*] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning>u
Goblins End
[exits]: WEST, (DOWN).

! [*orc*] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning>u
Wrong way!

! [*orc*] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning>w
Goblins' Pass
[exits]: NORTH, EAST.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning>n
w
Goblins' Pass
[exits]: [NORTH], [EAST], SOUTH, WEST.
! [*orc*] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning>Goblins' Pass
[exits]: NORTH, EAST, [WEST].

! [*orc*] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning>dre
#   $door is now set to {exit}.
o
Ok.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning>w
w
A Tunnel
[exits]: (EAST), WEST.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning>w
A Tunnel Mouth
[exits]: EAST, SOUTH.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning>Wrong way!

! [*orc*] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning>s
The Burrow
[exits]: NORTH, EAST, WEST.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning>w
w
The Burrow
[exits]: EAST, SOUTH.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning>w
Wrong way!

! [*orc*] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning>w
Wrong way!

! [*orc*] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning>s
Wrong way!

! [*orc*] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning>w
The Burrow
[exits]: NORTH, EAST, WEST.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning>w
The Burrow Intersection
[exits]: NORTH, EAST, SOUTH, WEST.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning>w
w
The Burrow
[exits]: EAST, WEST.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning>w
The Burrow
[exits]: EAST, SOUTH, WEST.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning>w
w
The Burrow
[exits]: NORTH, EAST, WEST.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning>A Worn Tunnel
An experienced orkish scout is looking for tracks on the ground.
An experienced orkish scout is looking for tracks on the ground.
[exits]: EAST, WEST.
An orkish scout yells '*o nadre Zolz-Olf* um here in a Woln Tuhnel!'
An orkish scout yells '*a zebli Velm-Plf* iv hele is e Velv Tunher!'

! [*orc*] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning>A Tunnel Bend
[exits]: [NORTH], EAST, SOUTH.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning>Wrong way!

! [*orc*] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning>s
A Tunnel
[exits]: NORTH, SOUTH.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning>s
w
A Tunnel Bend
A cockroach is scuttling across the floor carrying some debris.
[exits]: NORTH, WEST.
A cockroach ------ IS TRYING TO FLEE!!! ------
A cockroach leaves <<< [W E S T] <<<.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning>w
A Worn Tunnel
A cockroach is scuttling across the floor carrying some debris.
A cockroach is scuttling across the floor carrying some debris.
[exits]: EAST, WEST.
A cockroach ------ IS TRYING TO FLEE!!! ------
A cockroach leaves <<< [W E S T] <<<.
A cockroach ------ IS TRYING TO FLEE!!! ------
A cockroach leaves >>> [E A S T] >>>

! [*orc*] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning>w
w
A Worn Tunnel
A cockroach is scuttling across the floor carrying some debris.
[exits]: EAST, WEST.
A cockroach ------ IS TRYING TO FLEE!!! ------
A cockroach leaves >>> [E A S T] >>>

! [*orc*] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning>w
A Worn Tunnel
[exits]: EAST, WEST.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning>Cavern
A brown pond between old branches and roots is here.
A large bulletin board, entitled "News from the Goblin Gate", is mounted here.
The orkish loremaster is standing here, looking for his audience.
*an Orc* is standing here.
[exits]: NORTH, EAST, WEST.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning>Cavern
A cockroach is scuttling across the floor carrying some debris.
An officer of the Uruk-tarkhnarb stands before you.
A dark-skinned orkish veteran guard is on sentry here.
A dark-skinned orkish veteran guard is on sentry here.
[exits]: NORTH, EAST, WEST.
A cockroach ------ IS TRYING TO FLEE!!! ------
A cockroach leaves <<< [W E S T] <<<.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning>e
Cavern
A brown pond between old branches and roots is here.
A large bulletin board, entitled "News from the Goblin Gate", is mounted here.
The orkish loremaster is standing here, looking for his audience.
*an Orc* is standing here.
[exits]: NORTH, EAST, WEST.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning>Cavern
A cockroach is scuttling across the floor carrying some debris.
An officer of the Uruk-tarkhnarb stands before you.
A dark-skinned orkish veteran guard is on sentry here.
A dark-skinned orkish veteran guard is on sentry here.
[exits]: NORTH, EAST, WEST.
A cockroach ------ IS TRYING TO FLEE!!! ------
A cockroach leaves <<< [W E S T] <<<.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning>e
Cavern
A brown pond between old branches and roots is here.
A large bulletin board, entitled "News from the Goblin Gate", is mounted here.
The orkish loremaster is standing here, looking for his audience.
*an Orc* is standing here.
[exits]: NORTH, EAST, WEST.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning>4
You start casting 'dispel evil'...

*an Orc* leaves <<< [W E S T] <<<.
Your victim has disappeared!

! [*orc*] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
The orkish loremaster tries to hit you, but your parry is successful.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning the orkish loremaster:Healthy>f
(o)===--- YOU FLEE FROM BATTLE! ---===(o)
Cavern
[exits]: NORTH, SOUTH, WEST.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning>n
n
A Cavern
[exits]: SOUTH, WEST.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning>Wrong way!

! [*orc*] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning>w
Cavern
*an Orc* is standing here.
[exits]: NORTH, EAST, SOUTH, WEST.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning>p n
You quietly scout NORTHwards...

*an Orc* leaves >>> [E A S T] >>>
A Blasted Furnace
A large stone fireplace with a roaring fire warms the room.
You see 2 plain leather belts on the ground.
A studded leather belt has been left here.
You see 2 water lilies on the ground.
Kormock the orkish armourer is working at his bench.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
*Ukas the Orc* is SLEEPING here.

4
You stop scouting.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning>------------ WRONG TARGET! -----------

! [*orc*] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning>tar ukas
#   $targ is now set to {ukas}.
n
A Blasted Furnace
A large stone fireplace with a roaring fire warms the room.
There are 2 plain leather belts here.
A studded leather belt has been left here.
On the ground, there are 2 water lilies.
Kormock the orkish armourer is working at his bench.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
*Ukas the Orc* is SLEEPING here.
[exits]: SOUTH.
An elite orc-guard fails to cleave you.

4
! [ukas] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning an elite orc-guard:Healthy>
You start casting 'dispel evil'...

Kormock the orkish armourer barely crushes your right arm and tickles it.
Aye! 
You cannot concentrate any more...

! [ukas] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning an elite orc-guard:Healthy>f
An elite orc-guard strongly cleaves your right foot and tickles it.
(o)===--- YOU FLEE FROM BATTLE! ---===(o)
Cavern
[exits]: NORTH, EAST, SOUTH, WEST.
! [ukas] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning>n;exa ukas
s
A Blasted Furnace
A large stone fireplace with a roaring fire warms the room.
On the ground, there are 2 plain leather belts.
A studded leather belt has been left here.
You see 2 water lilies on the ground.
Kormock the orkish armourer is working at his bench.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
*Ukas the Orc* is SLEEPING here.
[exits]: SOUTH.
An elite orc-guard barely cleaves your body and tickles it.
An elite orc-guard joins an elite orc-guard's fight.
An elite orc-guard barely cleaves your body and tickles it.

! [ukas] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning an elite orc-guard:Healthy>
You see nothing special about him.
*Ukas the Orc* has a few scratches.
*Ukas the Orc* seems to have:
       A clean light wound at the left leg.
*Ukas the Orc* is using: 
[Two-Handed ]:       a halberd (flawless)
[Forearm    ]:       a metal buckler (flawless)
[On Head    ]:       a thick chain mail coif (flawless)
[On Body    ]:       a thin metal brEASTplate (flawless)
[About Body ]:       a cave-bear fur (flawless)
[On Arms    ]:       a thin pair of vambraces (flawless)
[On Hands   ]:       a thick pair of chain mail gloves (flawless)
[On Legs    ]:       a thin pair of greaves (flawless)
[On Feet    ]:       a thick pair of soft leather boots (flawless)
[Around Neck]:       a spiked collar (flawless)
[Around Neck]:       a spiked collar (flawless)
[On Back    ]:       a leather backpack
[As Belt    ]:       a studded leather belt
[On Belt    ]:       a water skin
Kormock the orkish armourer barely crushes your right arm and tickles it.

! [ukas] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning an elite orc-guard:Healthy>No way! 
You are FIGHTING for your life!

! [ukas] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning an elite orc-guard:Healthy>f
(o)===--- YOU FLEE FROM BATTLE! ---===(o)
! [ukas] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning an elite orc-guard:Healthy>w
No way! 
You are FIGHTING for your life!
(o)===--- YOU FLEE FROM BATTLE! ---===(o)
Cavern
[exits]: NORTH, EAST, SOUTH, WEST.

! [ukas] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning>w
East Fork
[exits]: EAST, WEST.

! [ukas] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning>w
Tunnel Fork
[exits]: NORTH, EAST, SOUTH.

! [ukas] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning>tz
#   $targ is now set to {*orc*}.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning>s
A Tunnel
[exits]: NORTH, WEST.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning>w
Orc Living Area
A large bulletin board, entitled "The Board of the Tarkhnarb", is mounted here.
*Mafaz the Orc* is RESTING here.
[exits]: EAST, SOUTH.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning>4
You start casting 'dispel evil'...

*Mafaz the Orc* is dissolved by your goodness.
You feel more experienced.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear *Mafaz the Orc*'s death cry.
*Mafaz the Orc* has drawn his last breath! R.I.P.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot>ecc
corpse (here) : 
Nothing.

! [*orc*] CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot>w
Orc Living Area
Traces of rich white tones form the aura of this place.
A large bulletin board, entitled "The Board of the Tarkhnarb", is mounted here.
[exits]: EAST, SOUTH.

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Electy2004-11-01 09:28:28
copypaste log little edited, some miscopies in etc:P
BTW IM NOT pSNAKR!
Unknown2004-11-01 10:10:01
Not p(Snakr)? Yeah right. Looks the same as the other logs.
Unknown2004-11-01 15:52:10
You fool don't you know they are three brothers? Snakr is one of them! All in same lab on same IP on same settings! Triples! Usual in Estonia - triples to all things together.
Sogard 2004-11-01 16:36:10
It's probably closer to the truth to say snakr plays 3 accounts, not that he's one of 3 brothers. :)
Andróg 2004-11-01 17:42:28
Just three accounts is a rather humble accusation in Snakr's case though. ;)
Turtlefoot2004-11-01 19:50:19
Just another insanely fast link fiasco. What MUME needs is for the game to periodically measure link speed of individual players (like every two minutes), flag players according to link speed and adjust game reactions accordingly.

For example: Snakr would be flagged 1 (for highest speed), so all mobs would insta-react and he would get 1/5 to 1 full second delay added to game delays. Some poor wanker playing from a corn field in Idaho would be flagged 5 (for snail speed), so mob reaction time and game delays are reduced by 25 to 50 percent.

This system would level the playing field.

Yes, this is a brilliant idea, but, alas, it will never be implemented because it is too fair to everyone who is not within a Swede-toss of Estonia.

Gamli2004-11-01 22:33:36
I don't care that some people have fast links, I hate the fact I have a slow one. You don't need to slow others down, you need to speed me up!
Unknown2004-11-01 22:43:25
If you aren't pSnakr, then I'm an Estonian.
brEASTplate2004-11-02 04:41:40
This logz0r is fake! I did _not_ play at that time, I was on my regular mending for the day at that time!

Snakr: k33p 0n h4xx1n!
Magion2004-11-02 12:09:26
Heayy, im pSnakr! Boo :P
Mafaz2004-11-04 01:27:16
pitty you posted this, even like this.
we both know the truth tho, wave.
Kormock2004-11-04 07:43:13
Haha
Unknown2004-11-05 03:13:06
hrmm back to elvenrunes
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