Mume.net - LOG: How to kill a troll.

)+ CW>Abandoned Broken Road
Exits: ^north^, ^east^, ^south^, ^west^.
*Anathir the Noldorin Elf* has arrived from the east riding a warhorse.

!+ CW>bash *elf*

*Anathir the Noldorin Elf* begins some strange incantations...

*Anathir the Noldorin Elf* utters the word 'grzzs'
You feel very sleepy... zzzzzz

*****[Insta-sleep spell.  How cute.]*****

o+ CW>
You can't wake up!

*****[A couple of ticks pass]*****
o+ CW>
You have been blinded!

****[Now look at the insta-spells in ONE bash]****

o+ CW>
You feel less tired.
Someone sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.
Someone crushes your body extremely hard.

o+ CW HP:Fine Someone:Healthy>
Someone says 'DONT SUNRIP'  ﬂ What a thoughtful prick.

o+ CW HP:Fine Someone:Healthy>
(1) Someone utters the words 'qahijf gsfal'
Someone sprays you with piercing rays of many-coloured light.

o+ CW HP:Fine Someone:Healthy>
(2) Someone utters the words 'eugszr zzur'
Someone makes your evil soul suffer with his goodness.

o+ CW HP:Fine Someone:Healthy>
(3) Someone utters the words 'qahijf gsfal'
Someone sprays you with piercing rays of many-coloured light.

o+ CW HP:Fine Someone:Healthy>
(4) Someone utters the words 'qahijf gsfal'
Someone sprays you with piercing rays of many-coloured light.
Someone strongly crushes your right hand and tickles it.

o+ CW HP:Hurt Someone:Healthy>
(5) Someone utters the words 'eugszr zzur'
Someone makes your evil soul suffer with his goodness.

o+ CW HP:Wounded Someone:Healthy>
Your head stops stinging.
(6) Someone utters the words 'eugszr zzur'
Someone makes your evil soul suffer with his goodness.

o+ CW HP:Wounded Someone:Healthy>Someone utters the words 'qahijf gsfal'
(7) Someone sprays you with piercing rays of many-coloured light.
You flee head over heels.
You are in a field.

[TWO spells get off between standing and a pretyped flee---pretty amazing]

o. CW HP:Bad>
You are on a road.

o+ CW HP:Bad>Someone leaves east riding Something.
Someone leaves east riding Something.
Someone leaves east riding Something.

[Notice that they seem to be only three that get off all those spells in one bash.  Even more amazing.]

You are on a road.

o+ CW HP:Bad>
You are on a road.

o. CW HP:Bad>
You are in a field, following a trail.

o. CW HP:Bad>
You are in a field.

[A lot of running around, but blind never wears off so I guess it wasn�t too long really.]

You are dead! Sorry...

Evernoob

2004-12-13 20:39:18

Ya got me there, Mr. Unknown. I guess it's been a lot longer since I've played a caster than I realized. I thought the only difference between a stored spell and a regular spell is that a stored spell is not interrupted if you are hit (which should be good enough because stuff is always trying to hit you on MUME). It seems to me that's the way it was back in the bad old days after a change to tone down overpowered casters. They used to go off instantly, then they didn't--now you say they do again. But why should casters get instantaneous anything when everybody else (not counting the A+ and their friends who have different rules) gets delays on everything? MUME is definitely fucked up these days. There's no consitency in the rules or "MUME physics." It's like a universe where gravity changes depending on WHO you are or your race or how long you've been pals with Jesus.

Unknown

2004-12-13 21:41:59

Stored spells were always extremely fast, Mr Evernoob.

With regards to the rest of your post, the disease where you accuse every high god of cheating (as far as modifying C-code for their own chars - does anyone but you believe that?) without having anything resembling a proof is quite well-known. You either got this disease from Crapsack, or you are Crapsack. Either way, sweeping statements like this rather ruin your credibility and pretty much make people discard the rest of your post.

In case you _are_ Crapsack, please do not bother replying. We've had quite enough of him on another thread, and hopefully we will not give this Phier-wannabe the opportunity to spam a thread into oblivion again.

Evernoob

2004-12-13 23:21:32

You'd think somebody with the authority to speak for everyone else would have a name of some kind, but you don't. You're just an unknown spouting off like you have some insight to anything and everything. You're a putz.

The coded cheating is pretty obvious most of the time. Who is responsible and who knows about it is murky, but nobody has accused "every high god of cheating." It's more likely only a few. The evidence is circumstantial, but it is there. Been there for a while. More prevalent and more obvious as of late, though.

I doubt you know anything about this history of stored spells, either. I doubt that you have much of a history and frankly, I can't put much stock in the word of someone who can't remember his own name and/or lacks the imagination to even make something up. But one thing is guaranteed, the world at large has a lot more respect for Phier than they'll have for you.

Sogard

2004-12-13 23:32:44

Do you even know who the high gods play? Do you have any idea who they played in the past before they got their current positions? I highly doubt it. Stored spells aren't instant, and considering the way your conspiracy theory goes, you have no idea whatsoever about coding.

For the record, using a clearly fake name like "Evernoob" still puts you on the same level as an unknown. When you atleast have the balls to post under a real and known name, you'll have some room to bitch at an unknown poster.

If you're so certain higher ups are cheating, then feel free to post the name of the higher up here, and the mortal(s) they've edited in some way to put them above other players.

Evernoob

2004-12-14 01:23:56

We are all fake names little man. Don't despair, Nathan, it ain't that important. And the only thing you know about balls is that you like to lick them.

You don't know anything about coding or you'd know how easy it is to code cheats into any game if you can access the code. Anybody who can code can do it. The coding itself has no morality. Code is code is code.

BTW, I didn't say stored spells are instant. Someone else did. I don't think they work that way for me, but as I noted before, I haven't played a caster for quite some time (mainly because the staff thing is just too much of a pain in the ass) and just don't feel like bringing one out of retirement to test it.

As to specific persons responsible, I have only so far been able to eliminate you, Cryhavoc and Manwe as suspects. You're too dumb and the other two guys are too disinterested to bother.

Sogard

2004-12-14 05:21:44

The person who is certain that mume's management cheats, yet has no idea who their mortals could be, or if they even play mortals at all, calls me dumb. Keep hiding who you are, I'm sure most people would if they posted your idiotic theories.

I can't begin to express the pity I have for you. Tell me, do you honestly think the imps and arata with code access would care enough to cheat as a mortal? Do you honestly think that any of them care about 'winning' enough to code delay time for them to be 0? I'm going to assume you know Huor was one of Dain's mortals. Tell me, do you think he cheated in any way to get to the level he was?

Unknown

2004-12-14 06:47:49

Sogard, unless you're having fun blasting him, I seriously recommend not feeding the troll any further. He has to be Crapsack, and it is clear enough that the guy does not have a brain and is only here to troll. He is clearly enjoying spewing here. If we stop replying, we'll deny him this amusement, and the spam might die.

Btw I would love seeing a log of any such obvious code cheating, as would anyone, but I am sure Crapsack would not be able to point us to one.

Evernoob

2004-12-14 07:33:28

I think we can all spew to our heart's content here. It's not like we're going to run out of internet anytime soon. If you don't want to be challenged, amused and sometimes insulted, go to elvenrunes and revel in the blandness.

You see the cheating all the time. You just don't know it when you see it because your mind is closed to the concept. You have no reason to believe it cannot happen and, in fact, it can. And what can happen, will sometimes happen.