How to NOT backstab
posted by MightyZaugurz
2004-12-13 03:50:55
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Proof Pukes are OVERPOWERED
Inside the Abandoned Barn
The corpse of a cow is lying here.	<--cows, rabbits, and a farmer... it's a lowbie. easy kill, right?
The corpse of a cow is lying here.
The corpse of a rabbit is lying here.
The corpse of a weary farmer is lying here.
*a Man* is standing here (idle).     <--Didn't notice this at first. Honest!
bsm
backstab *man*

You begin to move silently to the back of your victim…

*a Man* makes a strange sound, as you place a nasty orkish fang in his back.
*a Man* stabs your body hard.

S C HP:Fine  *a Man:*Fine>        <--WTF?? FINE?!?!!?!

You lightly pierce *a Man*’s head and tickle it.

S C HP:Fine  *a Man*:Fine>con *man*
Are you mad?

You pierce *a Man*’s body and tickle it.

*a Man* stabs your right arm very hard and shatters it.
You feel a strong ache there!
stat

S C HP:Hurt  *a Man*:Fine>
OB: 78%, DB: 53%, PB: 26%, Armour: 1%. Wimpy: 0. Mood:wimpy.
 Needed: 224,791 xp, 0 tp. Gold: 21. Alert: normal. 
Affected by:
- novoid
- noquit
- a serious wound at the right arm.

S C HP:Wounded *a Man*:Fine>
The corpse of a cow decays into dust.
The corpse of a cow decays into dust.
The corpse of a rabbit decays into dust.
The corpse of a weary farmer decays into dust.
*a Man* bleeds from open wounds.
You bleed from open wounds.

S C HP:Wounded *a Man*:Hurt>
*a Man* stabs your body extremely hard and shatters it.

S C HP:Wounded *a Man*:Hurt>exa *man*
*a Man* Has some bruises.
A deep wound at the body.	<-- WTF????? I don't suck THIS much, do I?!?!
*a Man* Is using:
<wielded>            a giant spear (brand new)
<worn as shield>     a gilded round shield (used)
<worn on head>       a pot helm (used)
<worn on body>       a metal breastplate (brand new)
<worn about body>    a russet cloak (used)
<worn on arms>       a pair of chainmail sleeves (used)
<worn on hands>      a pair of rigid leather gloves (worn out)
<worn on legs>       a pair of chainmail pants (used)
<worn on feet>       a pair of smooth, black boots
<worn on wrist>      a violet orchid
<worn on wrist>      a keyring with a set of lock picks and some keys
<worn on finger>     a ring
<worn on back>       a leather backpack
<worn as belt>       a broad silver belt
<worn on belt>       a water skin
<worn on belt>       a smelly bladder
<worn on belt>       a sable pouch

S C HP:Wounded *a Man*:Hurt>

*a Man* stabs your head extremely hard and shatters it.

S C HP:Bad *a Man*:Hurt>		<-- Uh-oh

You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

S C HP:Bad *a Man*:Hurt>order *man* die
*a Man* has an indifferent look.

S C HP:Bad *a Man*:Hurt>flee

You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

S C HP:Bad *a Man*:Hurt>flee
e
e
e
flee
e
narr HELP			<-- bad time for link freeze...

S C HP:Bad *a Man*:Hurt>

*a Man* stabs your head extremely hard and shatters it!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

S C HP:Awful *a Man*:Hurt>

You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

S C HP:Awful *a Man*:Hurt>
You panic, and attempt to flee!

S C HP:Awful *a Man*:Hurt>
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

S C HP:Awful *a Man*:Hurt>
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

S C HP:Awful *a Man*:Hurt>
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

Panic! 
You can't quit the fight!

S C HP:Awful *a Man*:Hurt>
You are already attempting to flee!

S C HP:Awful *a Man*:Hurt>
Ok.

*a Man* stabs your right arm extremely hard and shatters it.

S C HP:Dying *a Man*:Hurt>
You are incapacitated and will die soon, if not aided.

S C HP:Dying *a Man*:Hurt>

**SNIP!** So, I rip. BUT!, dummy me decides to get the corpse cause he's idle, so I figure, Hey, what the hell?
So after some spamming back there:

S C HP:Hurt>
A dusty pathway
Exits: north, (west), south

S C HP:Hurt>w
Inside the Abandoned Barn
The corpse of *an Orc* is lying here.
*a Man* is standing here (idle). 

S C HP:Hurt>get all corpse
You get a nasty orkish fang from the corpse of *an Orc*.
You get a wooden wall shield from the corpse of *an Orc*.
You get a forest green cloak from the corpse of *an Orc*.
You get a pair of black sleeves from the corpse of *an Orc*.
You get a pair of black pants from the corpse of *an Orc*.
You get a pair of smooth, black boots from the corpse of *an Orc*.
You get a crimson sash from the corpse of *an Orc*.
You get a butcher knife from the corpse of *an Orc*.
You get a smelly bladder from the corpse of *an Orc*.
You get a large water skin from the corpse of *an Orc*.
You get a pile of coins from the corpse of *an Orc*.
There were 21 gold coins, 14 silver coins, and 97 copper pennies.

S C HP:Hurt>wear all
You confidently draw a nasty orkish fang.
You fasten a wooden wall shield on your arm, becoming very impressive.
You wear a forest green cloak around your body.
You cover your arms with a pair of black sleeves.
You wear a black pair of pants on your legs.
You wear a pair of smooth, black boots on your feet.
You wear a crimson sash around your waist.
You fasten a butcher knife on your belt.
You fasten a smelly bladder on your belt.
You fasten a large water skin on your belt.

S C HP:Hurt>e
A dusty pathway
Exits: north, (west), south

S C HP:Hurt>w
Inside the Abandoned Barn
The corpse of *an Orc* is lying here.
*a Man* is standing here (idle). 

S C HP:Hurt>bsm
backstab *man*

You begin to move silently to the back of your victim…

Oops! 
You were seen!

*a Man* stabs your left arm extremely hard and shatters it.   <-- Okay. No prob. I flee and try again....

S C HP:Wounded  *a Man*:Wounded>flee
Panic! 
You can't quit the fight!

S C HP:Wounded  *a Man*:Wounded>e
e

You can't stop fighting to flee!

S C HP:Wounded  *a Man*:Wounded>
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

S C HP:Wounded  *a Man*:Wounded>
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

*a Man* bleeds from open wounds.
A weary farmer has arrived.
A weary farmer awkwardly draws a pitch fork.
A weary farmer wears a leather belt around his waist.
A weary farmer fastens a well-used key on his belt.
A hen has arrived.
A healthy cow has arrived.
The gate closes quietly.
You hear a *click* in the lock.    		<-- oh please no...

S C HP:Wounded  *a Man*:Wounded>flee off

You stop trying to flee.

S C HP:Wounded  *a Man*:Wounded>

*a Man* stabs your right foot extremely hard and shatters it.

S C HP:Bad  *a Man*:Wounded>

You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

S C HP:Bad  *a Man*:Wounded>

You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

S C HP:Bad  *a Man*:Wounded>

*a Man* stabs your body extremely hard and shatters it.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

S C HP:Awful  *a Man*:Wounded>

*a Man* stabs your left hand extremely hard and shatters it.

You are dead! Sorry!

*Another snip... the best is yet to come. Hold on.
Again, I spam back, but this time, I'm FULLY healed.
After picking gate and looting corpse...

S C>bsm
backstab *man*

*a Man* passes dangerously close to your hiding place.
*a Man* stabs your left arm very hard.

S C HP:Fine  *a Man*:Bad>flee

*a Man* closes the gate.
Panic! 
You can't flee!

S C HP:Fine  *a Man*:Bad>open gate

*a Man* locks the gate.

S C HP:Fine  *a Man*:Bad>curse

Panic! 
You can't flee!
The gate seems to be locked.

S C HP:Fine  *a Man*:Bad>

You curse and swear loudly for a long time.

S C HP:Fine  *a Man*:Bad>flee off

*a Man* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.

S C HP:Fine  *a Man*:Bad> 

*a Man* stabs your right hand very hard and shatters it.
*a Man* sez -  My son gets sick at school so I go get him, get him some food, put him to bed, come back, and finaly get back to mume, and what do I find?

S C HP:Hurt  *a Man*:Bad>
Your head stops stinging.

*a Man* bleeds from open wounds.

S C HP:Hurt  *a Man*:Bad>' fuck you
emote speaks darkly 'fuck you'
Ok.

S C HP:Hurt  *a Man*:Bad>

*a Man* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.

S C HP:Hurt  *a Man*:Bad>

*a Man* stabs your head very hard and shatters it.

S C HP:Hurt  *a Man*:Bad>
*a Man* sez -  Some lame orc has tried to kill me, fails, and tries again, TWICE :P

S C HP:Hurt  *a Man*:Bad>
Your head stop stinging.
*a Man* stabs your body extremely hard and shatters it.
You feel a strong ache there!
stat

S C HP:Wounded  *a Man*:Bad>
OB: 78%, DB: 53%, PB: 26%, Armour: 1%. Wimpy: 0. Mood:wimpy.
 Needed: 295,274 xp, 0 tp. Gold: 21. Alert: normal. 
Affected by:
- novoid
- noquit
- a deep wound at the body.

S C HP:Wounded  *a Man*:Bad>

*a Man* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.		<-- I'm dead.........

S C HP:Bad  *a Man*:Bad>
*a Man* stabs your right arm extremely hard and shatters it.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

S C HP:Awful  *a Man*:Bad>

*a Man* bleeds from open wounds.
You bleed from open wounds.
You are incapacitated and will die soon, if not aided.

S C HP:Dying  *a Man*:Awful>

You are dead! Sorry!						<--ARGH!!!



*****THIS is why I will NEVER again attack someone who's idle....
Please, tell me, does this also not prove how over powered pukes are?
The whole thing happened in about 25 min rl... most of the time was
spent with me running back to corpse...
Also, notice how little I hit??? I SO suck... pukes are SO overpowered...
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Sogard 2004-12-13 04:08:14
Please delete your zorc(s), the rest of the tribe will thank you for it.
Unknown2004-12-13 05:17:25
ROFL ROFL ROFL

Thank you for posting it, I needed this.

This must be old though? Idle flag?
MightyZaugurz2004-12-13 06:00:58
Yup. It happened about a week or two after mume.net went down or got full or whatever. I was going to post it then, but, well, couldn't.
Came back a few days ago to see the site was back up, so I figured I'd post one of my favourite logs that I laughed at the most.
Klach2004-12-13 10:34:52
I think i will get back into mume
Idlehands2004-12-13 20:44:12
I think you assume too much about the "idle" player. Just because his character is idle doesn't mean he is AFK. He was either watching the screen or had an illegal trigger to beep himself if a *something* entered the room. He sure got un-idle fast enough to whack yer lame ass (over and over and over), like THREE (count 'em, not once--not twice--but THREE) times. Hahahahahaha.
Andróg 2004-12-13 22:13:42
ROFL-ROFL-ROFL-ROFL.

Okei, this was nicccceee! *still giggling*
Alantir2004-12-14 01:04:55
'Pukes are overpowered'? Try 'being a complete useless retard is lethal even if your opponent isn't fighting back'.
Unknown2004-12-14 10:09:09
best part:
flee
e
narr HELP
Caejis 2004-12-14 10:26:18
Probably a fake log.

"A dusty pathway"

Shouldn't that be, "A Dusty Pathway"?

Also,
"There were 21 gold coins, 14 silver coins, and 97 copper pennies."

Should be gold coins, silver pennies and copper pennies.

So, yeah, probably a fake log.
Unknown2004-12-16 15:36:35
*a Man* sez - My son gets sick at school so I go get him, get him some food, put him to bed, come back, and finaly get back to mume, and what do I find?

S C HP:Hurt *a Man*:Bad>
Your head stops stinging.

*a Man* bleeds from open wounds.

S C HP:Hurt *a Man*:Bad>' fuck you
emote speaks darkly 'fuck you'

Hahah...
Unknown2004-12-16 15:36:37
*a Man* sez - My son gets sick at school so I go get him, get him some food, put him to bed, come back, and finaly get back to mume, and what do I find?

S C HP:Hurt *a Man*:Bad>
Your head stops stinging.

*a Man* bleeds from open wounds.

S C HP:Hurt *a Man*:Bad>' fuck you
emote speaks darkly 'fuck you'

Hahah...
Duendel 2004-12-16 16:51:41
I AM LEVEL 11 FEAR MY POWA
Amras 2005-01-25 11:08:07
Hahaha!
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