Please delete your zorc(s), the rest of the tribe will thank you for it.

ROFL ROFL ROFL

Thank you for posting it, I needed this.

This must be old though? Idle flag?

Yup. It happened about a week or two after mume.net went down or got full or whatever. I was going to post it then, but, well, couldn't.
Came back a few days ago to see the site was back up, so I figured I'd post one of my favourite logs that I laughed at the most.

I think i will get back into mume

I think you assume too much about the "idle" player. Just because his character is idle doesn't mean he is AFK. He was either watching the screen or had an illegal trigger to beep himself if a *something* entered the room. He sure got un-idle fast enough to whack yer lame ass (over and over and over), like THREE (count 'em, not once--not twice--but THREE) times. Hahahahahaha.

ROFL-ROFL-ROFL-ROFL.

Okei, this was nicccceee! *still giggling*

'Pukes are overpowered'? Try 'being a complete useless retard is lethal even if your opponent isn't fighting back'.

best part:
flee
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narr HELP

Probably a fake log.

"A dusty pathway"

Shouldn't that be, "A Dusty Pathway"?

Also,
"There were 21 gold coins, 14 silver coins, and 97 copper pennies."

Should be gold coins, silver pennies and copper pennies.

So, yeah, probably a fake log.

*a Man* sez - My son gets sick at school so I go get him, get him some food, put him to bed, come back, and finaly get back to mume, and what do I find?

S C HP:Hurt *a Man*:Bad>
Your head stops stinging.

*a Man* bleeds from open wounds.

S C HP:Hurt *a Man*:Bad>' fuck you
emote speaks darkly 'fuck you'

Hahah...

*a Man* sez - My son gets sick at school so I go get him, get him some food, put him to bed, come back, and finaly get back to mume, and what do I find?

S C HP:Hurt *a Man*:Bad>
Your head stops stinging.

*a Man* bleeds from open wounds.

S C HP:Hurt *a Man*:Bad>' fuck you
emote speaks darkly 'fuck you'

Hahah...

I AM LEVEL 11 FEAR MY POWA

Hahaha!