How fucking much mages suck!
posted by Erica
2005-04-01 02:32:56
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O M G! :P
### Wanna see how much a level 35 puke-mage sucks? was trying to get a 2on1-fight with some dorks. had 2 charmies so I was safe
### They entered after some while, but check out what happens when you try to fight em w/o ANY kind of buffers or whatever!

![ CW HP:Fine>
The woodendoor is opened from the other side.

![ CW HP:Fine>
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the E A S T.
A hungry warg has arrived from the E A S T.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the E A S T.

![ CW HP:Fine>yel I got no staff?
Ok.

![ CW HP:Fine>
*a dreadful Orc* closes the woodendoor.

![ CW HP:Fine>ce
[close exit east]

You try to keep *a dreadful Orc* at bay, but fail.

![ CW HP:Fine *a dreadful Orc*:Healthy>*a dreadful Orc* slashes your right foot and tickles it.
It's already closed!

![ CW HP:Fine *a dreadful Orc*:Healthy>flee
Tracer narrates 'it is type Time'
*a dreadful Orc* starts to --> C A S T E <--.
PANIC! 
You can't quit the fight!

![ CW HP:Fine *a dreadful Orc*:Healthy>
*a dreadful Orc* starts to --> C A S T E <--.
PANIC! 
You can't quit the fight!

![ CW HP:Fine *a dreadful Orc*:Healthy>
*a dreadful Orc* utters the words 'mosailla paieg'
-:-    ARMOUR NEDE! DU E TOAST NUH!    -:-
*a dreadful Orc* burns you.

![ CW HP:Fine *a dreadful Orc*:Healthy>
*a dreadful Orc* starts to --> C A S T E <--.
Meian narrates '........ meaning....?'

![ CW HP:Fine *a dreadful Orc*:Healthy>
You flee head over heels.
Living Room
A moneybag made of rough leather is lying here.
A small oaken table has been set here.
The corpse of a hunter is lying here.
The corpse of a hungry warg is lying here.
The corpse of a hungry warg is lying here.
The corpse of a pack horse is lying here.
A tall and strong hunter is STANDING here.
Exits: north, east, south.

![ CW HP:Fine>
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the E A S T.
A hungry warg has arrived from the E A S T.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the E A S T.

![ CW HP:Fine>
*a dreadful Orc* starts to --> C A S T E <--.

![ CW HP:Fine>e
Inside the Hut
A mailbox stands here stuffed full of messages.
Exits: [east], west.

![ CW HP:Fine>block exit
cast 'block' exit
You quickly recall your stored spell...

*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the W E S T.
A hungry warg has arrived from the W E S T.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the W E S T.
*a dreadful Orc* starts to --> C A S T E <--.

*a dreadful Orc* starts to --> C A S T E <--.

*a dreadful Orc* utters the words 'mosailla paieg'
*a dreadful Orc* burns you.
*a dreadful Orc* slashes your body extremely hard and shatters it.
- 
You got a wound! -

The exit -- east -- was  BLOCKED!
*a dreadful Orc* utters the words 'lightning bolt'
*a dreadful Orc* sends a powerful lightning bolt at you, you stagger from the impact.
That really HURT!

![ CW HP:Hurt Mana:Burning *a dreadful Orc*:Healthy>w
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

![ CW HP:Hurt Mana:Burning *a dreadful Orc*:Healthy>flee
w
PANIC! 
You can't quit the fight!

![ CW HP:Hurt Mana:Burning *a dreadful Orc*:Healthy>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
*a dreadful Orc* utters the words 'lightning bolt'
*a dreadful Orc* sends a powerful lightning bolt at you, you stagger from the impact.
That really HURT!

![ CW HP:Bad Mana:Burning *a dreadful Orc*:Healthy>w
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

![ CW HP:Bad Mana:Burning *a dreadful Orc*:Healthy>
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!
*a dreadful Orc* tries to <E S C A P E>.

![ CW HP:Bad Mana:Burning *a dreadful Orc*:Healthy>
*a dreadful Orc* utters the words 'lightning bolt'
*a dreadful Orc* sends a powerful lightning bolt at you, you stagger from the impact.
- ATTENTION: Not much hp left! -

![ CW HP:Awful Mana:Burning *a dreadful Orc*:Healthy>
*a dreadful Orc* starts to --> C A S T E <--.

![ CW HP:Awful Mana:Burning *a dreadful Orc*:Healthy>
You flee head over heels.
Living Room
A moneybag made of rough leather is lying here.
A small oaken table has been set here.
The corpse of a hunter is lying here.
The corpse of a hungry warg is lying here.
The corpse of a hungry warg is lying here.
The corpse of a pack horse is lying here.
A tall and strong hunter is STANDING here.
Exits: north, east, south.

![ CW HP:Awful Mana:Burning>s
Sleeping Quarters
On the ground, there are three straw pallets.
The corpse of *an Elf* is lying here.
A dark wraith (OLE) is RESTING here.
A dark wraith (PER) is RESTING here.
Exits: north.

![ CW HP:Awful Mana:Burning>
You bleed from open wounds.
You're stunned and will probably die soon if no-one helps you.

You are dead! Sorry...


o# CW HP:Awful Mana:Burning>arm
[cast normal 'armour']
You feel a strange power surrounding you.
The ground seems to absorb your spell!
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Sogard 2005-04-01 07:43:55
Bad timing on armor drop, had it been fresh, you wouldn't have died like a pig. Might've stilled died, but not so easily.
Donald2005-04-01 08:57:36
Strange from me orcs allways flee :(
Rancr2005-04-01 10:43:13
now that was weird...if i see two orcs entering on me there...oeh imagine the exp and ER whines after this? hehe, Erica want me to teach you some leet charmtrap lessons?
Amras 2005-04-01 11:38:12
Get a clue and keep armour fresh?
Unknown2005-04-01 13:30:49
hehe or you can teach some crossrace fights Rancr ?
Gwendolyn2005-04-04 20:09:57
- ATTENTION: Not much hp left! -


*chuckle*
Andróg 2005-04-04 22:46:27
hahahahaha! Perfect example comments to see how you'll get flamed whatever you post as whitie mage!:P
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