bement - spaz?
posted by Rattus
2005-04-28 05:19:09
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A large warhorse is standing here, clad in mail.
Exits: north.

Your default tongue is Westron.
Your rent was 2 silver 63 copper.
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!#>k elf
An elven guard swiftly dodges your attempt to crush him.
An elven guard yells 'WELE!! Dewezt im at Tmladrus PrevoKe Guewb Raomg' in Sindarin.

!# an elven guard:Healthy>
An elven guard tries to slash you, but your parry is successful.

!# an elven guard:Healthy>agg
b
cha mood agg
Ok.

!# an elven guard:Healthy>bash

An elven guard strongly slashes your body and tickles it.

As an elven guard avoids your bash, you topple over and lose your balance.

An elven guard slashes your right foot and tickles it.

!# HP:Fine an elven guard:Healthy>b
bash

An elven guard has arrived from the north.

An elven guard slashes your right hand and tickles it.

Ramarik tells you 'eh?'

As an elven guard avoids your bash, you topple over and lose your balance.
Erienal whispers something to an elven guard.
An elven guard joins an elven guard's fight.
An elven guard slashes your body hard.

!# HP:Fine an elven guard:Healthy>
You try to crush an elven guard, but he parries successfully.

!# HP:Fine an elven guard:Healthy>c
An elven guard slashes your left foot hard.

!# HP:Fine an elven guard:Healthy>ack
You cackle gleefully.

!# HP:Fine an elven guard:Healthy>b
bash

An elven guard yells 'VPLP!! Bazant is ab Imlublaf Prumede GoasK Rooms' in Sindarin.
An elven guard slashes your body very hard.
You feel a strong ache there!
An elven guard slashes your left leg extremely hard.

An elven guard has arrived from the north.
An elven guard has arrived from the north.

gAn elven guard slashes your right leg hard.
                                                                               An elven guard slashes your right arm hard.

As an elven guard avoids your bash, you topple over and lose your balance.

wh!# HP:Hurt an elven guard:Healthy>ere
An elven guard slashes your left leg.

!# HP:Hurt an elven guard:Healthy>
You are too busy right now!

!# HP:Hurt an elven guard:Healthy>
You crush an elven guard's right leg hard and tickle it.

!# HP:Hurt an elven guard:Fine>
An elven guard lightly slashes your head and tickles it.

!# HP:Hurt an elven guard:Fine>b

An elven guard joins an elven guard's fight.
An elven guard strongly slashes your right arm.

!# HP:Wounded an elven guard:Fine>bash
An elven guard slashes your body and tickles it.

Wilderon has arrived from the north.
A mountain mule has arrived from the north.
Ramarik has arrived from the north.
A mountain mule has arrived from the north.

Neyr has arrived from the north.

An elven guard lightly slashes your head and tickles it.
An elven guard strongly slashes your body.

An elven guard joins an elven guard's fight.
An elven guard slashes your right leg extremely hard and shatters it.

An elven guard slashes your right foot very hard and shatters it.

Your bash at an elven guard sends him sprawling.

!# HP:Bad an elven guard:Fine>
Ramarik stares at the sky.
An elven guard slashes your body.
You are wracked with overwhelming PAIN!

!# HP:Bad an elven guard:Fine>
An elven guard slashes your head and shatters it.
You are wracked with overwhelming PAIN!

!# HP:Bad an elven guard:Fine>ca
An elven guard slashes your body very hard and shatters it.
You are wracked with overwhelming PAIN!

!# HP:Awful an elven guard:Fine>ck
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

!# HP:Awful an elven guard:Fine>
You cackle gleefully.

!# HP:Awful an elven guard:Fine>
You try to crush an elven guard, but he parries successfully.

!# HP:Awful an elven guard:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
Grand Hallway
The spacious hallway runs east to west. On the red velvet-covered walls you
notice some portraits of ancient elves, whose exploits during the first age
of Middle-earth are now legend; Fingolfin, high king of the Noldor elves,
Maedhros, the most famous son of Fëanor, and Thingol Greycloak, Sinda king
of Doriath.
Exits: north, east, south, west.

!# HP:Awful>
Glorfindel yells from the west 'I'll get the bastard!' in Sindarin.

!# HP:Awful>s
Imladris Private Guest Rooms
Weary travellers in need of rest may arrange for a private room here.
Most guest chambers are small, yet comfortable, and offer a relaxing view
of the Bruinen as it rolls past Rivendell.
A black key lies here.
An elven guard is standing here at his post.
Erienal, the host to guests of Imladris is standing here.
A large warhorse is standing here, clad in mail.
An elven guard is wandering here, keeping the peace.
An elven guard is wandering here, keeping the peace.
An elven guard is wandering here, keeping the peace.
Wilderon the Dwarf, wielding a steel-shafted mattock, is standing here.
A stocky mountain mule is here, waiting to serve.
Ramarik the Dwarf, wielding an engraved broadsword, is standing here.
A stocky mountain mule is here, waiting to serve.
Neyr the Half-Elf is standing here.
Exits: north.

!# HP:Awful>
An elven guard says 'Gb zos boew rapalbeb hhet "Tezand itbactan eh arwen
geard". 
You're enmal arrunp, Dawawg. Farlam no ovb yoe'll na faally jotben.'
in Sindarin.

!# HP:Awful>
Wilderon leaves north.
A mountain mule leaves north.
Ramarik leaves north.
A mountain mule leaves north.
An elven guard seems to have recovered his senses.

!# HP:Awful>ko
kill *orc*
They aren't here.

!# HP:Awful>k el
Neyr says 'spare mule?'

!# HP:Awful>f
Neyr leaves north.

!# HP:Awful>
You are too afraid.

!# HP:Awful>cha w
Wilderon has arrived from the north.
A mountain mule has arrived from the north.
Ramarik has arrived from the north.
A mountain mule has arrived from the north.

!# HP:Awful>im 0
An elven guard has arrived from the north.

!# HP:Awful>
Wimpy set to: 0

!# HP:Awful>k elf
You crush an elven guard's right arm hard and tickle it.
An elven guard yells 'HURP!! Tageht am at Iwredriv Bravetu Goesd Laoms' in Sindarin.
Glorfindel has arrived from the north.
An elven guard sighs loudly.
An elven guard joins an elven guard's fight.
An elven guard slashes your left leg extremely hard and shatters it.
You feel a strong ache there!
You're stunned and will probably die soon if no-one helps you.
You feel a strong ache there!
You are mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.

o# HP:Dying an elven guard:Fine>b
bash
You are in a pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!

o# HP:Dying an elven guard:Fine>
Ouch! 
You lose a level!

You are dead! Sorry...


o# HP:Awful>
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Unknown2005-04-28 06:43:33
why hit elf on awful?
Unknown2005-04-28 09:44:45
why even hit elf in the beginning?
you post logg to show uss all that ur a moron?
wtf is the point?
*whine*
Rancr2005-04-28 09:47:19
some people are just I D I O T S?
Andróg 2005-04-28 10:03:21
RTFM, man!!!!!!!1 =D

*wink unread news*
Frankie2005-04-28 10:06:44
Sogard you are so fag like it makes me want to puke irl. I wish you and your mother cancer or teh aids.
-f4f
Boofhead 2005-04-28 13:01:18
What's Sogard got to do with this log?
Andróg 2005-04-28 15:45:30
Boofster, your question is irrelavent. Flaming Sogard is allowed everywhere!
Fingolan2005-04-28 16:06:39
this log has got to be the worst piece of shit ive ever read in my life...i bet the poster eats cereal with roaches in the bowl and has massive pimples which he tries to cover with cover up from his mom
Rattus 2005-04-28 16:34:40
er, twas a wee bit drunk. computers and beer. what a great combo.

and luckily most of the pimples are on my butt cheeks...
Unknown2005-04-28 18:31:27
......Prattus more like
Sogard 2005-04-28 18:54:50
Nobody cares what you think androg, now go back to blowing the management to get brownie points.

Frankie you're so stupid that if I read enough of your posts, I probably will get cancer. Just because everytime your mother sees you she wishes she'd have swallowed, doesn't mean you should take our your loveless anger here.
Andróg 2005-04-28 20:34:18
You know, Sogard, you should really find yourself a better line to flame me, ;), because that one aint even working! Don't you think it'd be a biiiit hard for me to care or do anything you claim me to be doing as I don't even play that game any more?
Frankie2005-04-28 21:09:13
You are such a cock blowing fag sogard. I seriously hope you die irl.
-f4f
Sogard 2005-04-29 01:46:30
Someone please translate Frankie's posts for me, I can't read retardese.
frankie2005-04-29 03:03:32
nice one fag.
-f4f
Andróg 2005-04-29 09:18:43
He said you're a moron, Sogard. :-)
Naga2005-04-29 20:13:45
Not morons, lil kids with some candy, that's what the lot of you are ;p

Andróg 2005-04-29 20:47:00
What to you know anyway!! :P
Unknown2005-04-29 22:11:50
Why would you wish someone's mom gets cancer?
That's someone's mom dude....
Mar2005-04-30 02:45:50
uhh.. why do you post such lame things?! and why did you attack the guards!?
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