dirty deeds done cheap
posted by Unknown
2005-11-18 21:48:40
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*# C>A Wooden Pavilion
A large encrusted cedar chest is standing here.
A mailbox stands here stuffed full of messages.
A finely crafted crystal lamp is here.
An elven caretaker is standing here, offering his guests a rest.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
Galadriel the Lady of Lórien is standing here (glowing).
Exits: south, west.

*# C>
Dipsy narrates 'Hüter im Hut!'

*# C>
Matrim narrates 'no dukes'

*# C>emote squeaks: bring it bitch!
Ok.

*# C>
You spank her on her rear end.

*# C>
Galadriel leaves west.

*# C>The Shimmering Fountain
A well-crafted white fountain is here, water pouring forth from it.
Galadriel the Lady of Lórien is standing here (glowing).
Exits: north, east, south.

*# C>
You now follow Galadriel.

*# C>
Vye narrates 'go'

*# C>
You have -18 practice sessions left.
Skill / Spell          Knowledge  Difficulty Class      Mana Casting time
Bandage                Very good  Easy       None      
Climb                  Bad        Very easy  None      
Ride                   Fair       Very easy  None      
Swim                   Average    Very easy  None      
Wilderness             Very good  Normal     None      
Armour                 Average    Hard       Magic User   41, Short
Shroud                 Average    Hard       Magic User    9, Normal
Blindness              Very good  Hard       Cleric       13, Short
Breath of briskness    Excellent  Hard       Cleric       58, Long
Create food            Fair       Normal     Cleric        6, Short
Cure serious           Very good  Normal     Cleric       18, Short
Dispel evil            Average    Hard       Cleric        Unusable
Strength               Fair       Hard       Cleric       48, Normal
Summon                 Excellent  Hard       Cleric       72, Normal
Word of recall         Good       Very hard  Cleric       27, Very long
Hide                   Bad        Normal     Thief     
Pick                   Bad        Normal     Thief     
Piercing weapons       Bad        Normal     Thief     
Steal                  Bad        Normal     Thief     

*# C>
Matrim narrates 'Btw I will get good align i you make it with matrim :P'

*# C>
The water of the fountain splashes gently as it falls into the marble pool.

*# C>emote squeaks: lets try something crafty
Ok.

*# C>At the Home of Celeborn and Galadriel
A large bulletin board, entitled "Board of the Free Peoples", is mounted here.
A brass lantern has been set on the ground.
A strip of leather with a buckle is lying here.
A finely crafted crystal lamp is here.
A tall and proud elf is standing here.
A tall and proud elf is standing here.
A tall and proud elf is standing here.
Exits: north, east, up.

*# C>
Matrim narrates 'if*'

*# C>
You are too afraid.

*# C>Wimpy set to: 10

*# C>
Matrim narrates 'and you'

*# C>
Matrim narrates 'nvm'

*# C>
Matrim narrates ':P'

*# C>
cast 'summon' galadriel
*# C>\You muster all of your concentration...
A grey-clad elf has arrived from the east.

|/-\|/-\|/-\|/-\|Ok.
You failed.

*# C Mana:Warm>
You have -18 practice sessions left.
Skill / Spell          Knowledge  Difficulty Class      Mana Casting time
Bandage                Very good  Easy       None      
Climb                  Bad        Very easy  None      
Ride                   Fair       Very easy  None      
Swim                   Average    Very easy  None      
Wilderness             Very good  Normal     None      
Armour                 Average    Hard       Magic User   41, Short
Shroud                 Average    Hard       Magic User    9, Normal
Blindness              Very good  Hard       Cleric       13, Short
Breath of briskness    Excellent  Hard       Cleric       58, Long
Create food            Fair       Normal     Cleric        6, Short
Cure serious           Very good  Normal     Cleric       18, Short
Dispel evil            Average    Hard       Cleric        Unusable
Strength               Fair       Hard       Cleric       48, Normal
Summon                 Excellent  Hard       Cleric       72, Normal
Word of recall         Good       Very hard  Cleric       27, Very long
Hide                   Bad        Normal     Thief     
Pick                   Bad        Normal     Thief     
Piercing weapons       Bad        Normal     Thief     
Steal                  Bad        Normal     Thief     

*# C Mana:Warm>
Galadriel has arrived from the north.

*# C Mana:Hot>
A grey-clad elf leaves north.

*# C Mana:Hot>emote squeaks: bah
Ok.

*# C Mana:Hot>emote squeaks: how about this...
Ok.

*# C Mana:Hot>-cast 'blind'  galadriel
You start to concentrate...

\|/-\|/-\|/Ok.
Nothing seems to happen.

*# C Mana:Warm>A Small Stream through the Lawn
A swan swims gracefully on the surface of the water.
Exits: north, south, west.

*% C Mana:Warm>
You are carrying:
Nothing.

*% C Mana:Warm>emote squeaks: nope :/
Ok.

*% C Mana:Warm>
You are carrying:
Nothing.

*% C Mana:Warm>
A grey-clad elf has arrived from the north.

*% C Mana:Warm>
cast 'arm'
*% C Mana:Warm>|You muster all of your concentration...

/-\|/-\|Nick narrates 'fuck this 6 orcs running around with arach'

/-\|/-\|/A blue transparent wall slowly appears around you.

*% C Mana:Icy>
A grey-clad elf says 'It has been reported that "Labatt attacked Galadriel".
You're under arrest, Labatt. Follow me and you'll be fairly judged.'

*% C Mana:Icy>emote squeaks: shut up
Ok.

*% C Mana:Icy>91/91 hits, 11/128 mana, and 107/107 moves.

*% C Mana:Icy>
A grey-clad elf says 'We won't repeat that a lot of times, Labatt, you'd
better follow me.'

*% C Mana:Icy>
Ok.

*% C Mana:Icy>emote squeaks: we'll see if this bitch can fight fist to fist
Ok.

*% C Mana:Cold>
Zimli narrates 'bn rd backway'

*% C Mana:Cold>At the Home of Celeborn and Galadriel
A large bulletin board, entitled "Board of the Free Peoples", is mounted here.
A brass lantern has been set on the ground.
A strip of leather with a buckle is lying here.
A finely crafted crystal lamp is here.
A tall and proud elf is standing here.
A tall and proud elf is standing here.
A tall and proud elf is standing here.
Galadriel the Lady of Lórien is standing here (glowing).
Exits: north, east, up.

*# C Mana:Cold>
A tall elf says 'Good idea to surrender, Labatt!'
A guard brings you to the Court of Lórien and starts to list all your crimes:

3pm on Orbelain, the 20th of Gwirith, Year 2985 of the Third Age
at the Home of Celeborn and Galadriel, Labatt attacked Galadriel.
Labatt was notified of her crime.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Then you are put on a flet high in the tree branches.
You are warned that you are being charged only with crimes currently known
to the Court. If more crimes are reported while you are in jail, you may be
charged with them after the release.


*f C Mana:Cold>
A grey-clad elf tells you 'Use your time here to contemplate your actions and
words. I will now leave you alone with your thoughts.'

*f C Mana:Cold>emote squeaks: wtf i didnt follow! ):
Ok.

*f C Mana:Cold>91/91 hits, 17/128 mana, and 107/107 moves.

*f C Mana:Cold>
You go to sleep.

of C Mana:Cold>According to the Sindarin calendar, it is:
Orbelain, the 20th of Gwirith, Year 2985 of the Third Age.
Daylight is shining outside.
The present Tan Istar, Lord of the Istari Council is Elerrína.
Real time is Fri Nov 18 19:52:53 2005 GMT.
Last reboot due to manual reboot at Thu Nov 10 22:27:08 2005 GMT.

of C Mana:Cold>
You are a female Half-Elf.
You are 57 years, 1 month and 26 days old.
You have played 2 days and 9 hours (real time). Session: 2 mins.
This ranks you as Labatt the Half-Elf (level 10).
You are six feet one and weigh twelve stone and three pounds.
Perception: vision 15, hearing -20, smell -55. Alertness: normal.
You are a well-meaning person, always glad to help your friends.
You are welcome in Bree, Fornost, and the Grey Havens.
Your equipment weighs nothing. Peanuts.
Your base abilities are: Str:14 Int:18 Wis:19 Dex:12 Con:14 Wil:16 Per:9.
Offensive Bonus: 30%, Dodging Bonus: -60%, Parrying Bonus: 0%.
Your armour provides an average protection of 10%.
You have 91/91 hit, 19/128 mana, and 107/107 movement points.
Your mood is aggressive. 
You will flee if your hit points go below 10.
You have scored 408,686 experience points and you have 17,503 travel points.
You are not known for any acts of war.
You need 96,314 exp. points and 0 travel points to reach the next level.
You have 0 copper.
You are speaking Westron.
You will climb if necessary.

You are subjected to the following temporary effects:
- armour
- imprisoned in Lórien for 2 days  ##SCREAM

##some mandatory idling

f C>
A guard comes in and takes you with him.
At a Large Mallorn
A finely crafted crystal lamp is hanging from a tree branch.
A tall and proud elf is standing here.
A grey-clad elf is here.
The guard tells you 'Remember! We'll keep an eye on you from now on...'
You blink your eyes, a bit confused by the warm breath of freedom...

*f C>
You are already awake...

*f C>
You are already standing.

*f C>
A grey-clad elf leaves north.

*f C>
Wave narrates 'any maxchanter?'

*f C>Golden Forest
An elven boy is running about here.
Exits: north, west.

*f C>Trail through the Golden Forest
A finely crafted crystal lamp is hanging from a tree branch.
Exits: north, east, south, west.

*f C>Golden Forest
Exits: north, east, south.

*f C>- Trail through the Golden Forest
A finely crafted crystal lamp is hanging from a tree branch.
Exits: north, east, south, west.

*f C>
Golden Forest
An elven boy is running about here.
Exits: north, west.

*f C>
An elven boy leaves west.

*f C>Trail through the Golden Forest
A finely crafted crystal lamp is hanging from a tree branch.
An elven boy is running about here.
Exits: north, east, south, west.

*f C>Peleryn of the Bards
A finely crafted crystal lamp is hanging from a tree branch.
Exits: north, east, up.

*f C>A Vibrant Clearing
A finely crafted crystal lamp is hanging from a tree branch.
A young bard is standing here, singing softly.
Exits: west.

*f C>Peleryn of the Bards
A finely crafted crystal lamp is hanging from a tree branch.
Exits: north, east, up.

*f C>Trail through the Golden Forest
A finely crafted crystal lamp is hanging from a tree branch.
An elven boy is running about here.
Exits: north, east, south, west.

*f C>Golden Forest
Exits: north, east, south.

*f C>Curving Path
A finely crafted crystal lamp is hanging from a tree branch.
Exits: north, east, south.

*f C>Curving Path
A finely crafted crystal lamp is hanging from a tree branch.
Exits: north, east, south, west.

*f C>A Path through the Golden Forest
A finely crafted crystal lamp is hanging from a tree branch.
A pretty elven girl is strolling around here.
Exits: north, east, west.

*f C>A Fork in the Path
A finely crafted crystal lamp is hanging from a tree branch.
A grey-clad elf is here.
Exits: north, east, south, west.

*f C>Ascending the polished white steps you reach the crown of the hill.
The Shimmering Fountain
A well-crafted white fountain is here, water pouring forth from it.
A grey-clad elf is here.
Exits: north, east, south.

*# C>At the Home of Celeborn and Galadriel
A large bulletin board, entitled "Board of the Free Peoples", is mounted here.
A brass lantern has been set on the ground.
A strip of leather with a buckle is lying here.
A finely crafted crystal lamp is here.
A tall and proud elf is standing here.
A tall and proud elf is standing here.
A tall and proud elf is standing here.
Exits: north, east, up.

*# C>A Small Stream through the Lawn
A swan swims gracefully on the surface of the water.
Galadriel the Lady of Lórien is standing here (glowing).
Exits: north, south, west.

*% C>A Wooden Pavilion
A large encrusted cedar chest is standing here.
A mailbox stands here stuffed full of messages.
A finely crafted crystal lamp is here.
An elven caretaker is standing here, offering his guests a rest.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
Exits: south, west.

*# C>A Small Stream through the Lawn
A swan swims gracefully on the surface of the water.
Galadriel the Lady of Lórien is standing here (glowing).
Exits: north, south, west.

*% C>emote squeaks: It seems like I've spent 10 thousand years in this prison, now YOU galadriel will die!
Ok.

*% C>/You muster all of your concentration...

-\Disappearing beneath the western horizon, the fire of Anar sets the sky aflame.

|/-\|/-\|/-\|/-A blue transparent wall slowly appears around you.

*% C Mana:Hot>
Smooth narrates 'malak is stabbed wounded'

*% C Mana:Hot>That spell is really too difficult for you.

*% C Mana:Hot>Galadriel swiftly dodges your attempt to hit her.

*% C Mana:Hot Galadriel:Healthy>
You feel less protected.
Galadriel hits your right foot extremely hard and shatters it.
That really HURT!

*% C HP:Wounded Mana:Hot Galadriel:Healthy>
You punch her really hard in the arm.
Galadriel hits your body extremely hard and shatters it.
You feel a strong ache there!
Ouch! 
You lose a level!

You are dead! Sorry...


o# C HP:Awful Mana:Hot>
You are already awake...

!# C HP:Awful Mana:Hot>
You stop resting, and stand up.

!# C HP:Awful Mana:Hot>emote squeaks: damn, but rest assured she wont even see me coming next time!
Ok.
!# C HP:Awful Mana:Hot>Goodbye, friend.. Come back soon!
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Unknown2005-11-19 00:42:33
Wow! That was really... SHIT. Please go away.
Estonian2005-11-19 05:14:21
this log triumph best since Mithfalen imho fakk
Urogh 2005-11-19 17:08:51
Well, this was way better than other recent logs posted by 'Unknown' :) I liked it: sitting in jail, planning for revenge and then *splat*..
LaButt2005-11-20 03:03:28
wow huge and veiny log!
Unknown2005-11-20 11:01:23
I'm listening to that song atm! It's huge, veiny and thick!
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