Idiotic storyteller log
posted by Asara
2005-12-05 15:25:54
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No idea why I'm posting it here, it just seemed kinda amusing in a dumb way.
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The storyteller says 'Then, one day later, he was there again. And the next day after that.'

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The storyteller says 'I tried to give him a saucer of water, but he did not want it.'

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The storyteller says ' The next night he was following me again, and I tried a saucer of milk.'

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The storyteller shrugs indifferently.

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Marieke has arrived from the west.
A pony has arrived from the west.

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Marieke leaves up.
A pony leaves up.

![>emote says 'Let's steal his beer' and points at the storyteller.
Ok.

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The storyteller says 'So, I did not know what to do, when I accidentally kicked my bottle of beer over, and guess what?'

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Nolinus has arrived from above.
A mountain mule has arrived from above.

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Welgemoed says 'SHUDDUP SHUDDUP SHUDDUP'

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The storyteller says 'The cat is there, like he has been stung by a hornet.'

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The storyteller says 'Slap slap slap, his tongue licks the beer, he looks at me,'

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You nod solemnly.

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Welgemoed stops resting and clambers on his feet.

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The storyteller says 'And, I tell you, I simply knew he asked for more!'

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A grin appears on the storyteller's face. He empties his bottle in one gulp, grabs a new one and opens it.

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With his bottle in hand, the storyteller speaks again.

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The storyteller says 'So, any evening I come home and feel alone, the cat is there,'

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Nolinus slaps a storyteller across the face!

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The storyteller says 'And we share a nice, cold beer at the end of the day

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Nolinus says 'stop it dangit!'

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You puke on the storyteller.

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The storyteller says 'I have the bottle, that creepy cat his saucer

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Nolinus breaks down into uncontrollable sobs.

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Welgemoed tries to steal something from the storyteller.

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Welgemoed sits down and rests.

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The storyteller leans forward, smiles, and speaks slowly.

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The storyteller sighs loudly.
The storyteller says 'It has been reported that "Welgemoed robbed the
storyteller". 
You're under arrest, Welgemoed. Follow me and you'll be fairly
judged.'

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The storyteller says 'If that is not true friendship, what is it then?'

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Welgemoed says 'SHUDDUP SHUDDUP SHUDDUP'

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The storyteller says 'We won't repeat that a lot of times, Welgemoed, you'd
better follow me.'

laugh
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You fall down laughing.

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Welgemoed stops following you.
Welgemoed now follows the storyteller.

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A mince-pie decays in your hands.

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Welgemoed shrugs indifferently.

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Nolinus says 'he's doing it on purpose!'

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The storyteller says 'Good idea to surrender, Welgemoed!'
An elite guard arrives and brings Welgemoed to the Court.

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Nolinus breaks down into uncontrollable sobs.

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Nolinus says 'what the!'

frown
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st
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You stop resting, and stand up.

inv
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You are carrying:
a smoked piece of meat
a smoked piece of meat

eat meat
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You eat the meat.
You are full.

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Marieke has arrived from above.
A pony has arrived from above.

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Marieke leaves south.
A pony leaves south.

say I'm gonna kill this guy, really!
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Ok.

poke storyteller
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You poke him in the ribs.

### I think I'm really going to kill him someday, he's annoying as heck ###
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Unknown2005-12-05 20:12:31
S A L U T E the E M P E R O R
pils2005-12-05 21:42:07
think how annoying he thinks YOU are!!
Estonian2005-12-07 02:48:56
This is a vairy good stoiry very known to Estonia
Unknown2005-12-08 15:28:04
STFU Estonian and go set yourself on fire.
Unknown2005-12-09 08:12:16
KILL HIM!
Unknown2005-12-15 14:30:10
Off with his head!
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