No idea why I'm posting it here, it just seemed kinda amusing in a dumb way.
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The storyteller says 'Then, one day later, he was there again. And the next day after that.'
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The storyteller says 'I tried to give him a saucer of water, but he did not want it.'
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The storyteller says ' The next night he was following me again, and I tried a saucer of milk.'
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The storyteller shrugs indifferently.
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Marieke has arrived from the west.
A pony has arrived from the west.
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Marieke leaves up.
A pony leaves up.
![>emote says 'Let's steal his beer' and points at the storyteller.
Ok.
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The storyteller says 'So, I did not know what to do, when I accidentally kicked my bottle of beer over, and guess what?'
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Nolinus has arrived from above.
A mountain mule has arrived from above.
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Welgemoed says 'SHUDDUP SHUDDUP SHUDDUP'
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The storyteller says 'The cat is there, like he has been stung by a hornet.'
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The storyteller says 'Slap slap slap, his tongue licks the beer, he looks at me,'
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You nod solemnly.
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Welgemoed stops resting and clambers on his feet.
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The storyteller says 'And, I tell you, I simply knew he asked for more!'
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A grin appears on the storyteller's face. He empties his bottle in one gulp, grabs a new one and opens it.
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With his bottle in hand, the storyteller speaks again.
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The storyteller says 'So, any evening I come home and feel alone, the cat is there,'
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Nolinus slaps a storyteller across the face!
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The storyteller says 'And we share a nice, cold beer at the end of the day
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Nolinus says 'stop it dangit!'
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You puke on the storyteller.
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The storyteller says 'I have the bottle, that creepy cat his saucer
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Nolinus breaks down into uncontrollable sobs.
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Welgemoed tries to steal something from the storyteller.
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Welgemoed sits down and rests.
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The storyteller leans forward, smiles, and speaks slowly.
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The storyteller sighs loudly.
The storyteller says 'It has been reported that "Welgemoed robbed the
storyteller".
You're under arrest, Welgemoed. Follow me and you'll be fairly
judged.'
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The storyteller says 'If that is not true friendship, what is it then?'
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Welgemoed says 'SHUDDUP SHUDDUP SHUDDUP'
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The storyteller says 'We won't repeat that a lot of times, Welgemoed, you'd
better follow me.'
laugh
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You fall down laughing.
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Welgemoed stops following you.
Welgemoed now follows the storyteller.
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A mince-pie decays in your hands.
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Welgemoed shrugs indifferently.
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Nolinus says 'he's doing it on purpose!'
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The storyteller says 'Good idea to surrender, Welgemoed!'
An elite guard arrives and brings Welgemoed to the Court.
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Nolinus breaks down into uncontrollable sobs.
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Nolinus says 'what the!'
frown
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st
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You stop resting, and stand up.
inv
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You are carrying:
a smoked piece of meat
a smoked piece of meat
eat meat
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You eat the meat.
You are full.
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Marieke has arrived from above.
A pony has arrived from above.
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Marieke leaves south.
A pony leaves south.
say I'm gonna kill this guy, really!
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Ok.
poke storyteller
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You poke him in the ribs.
### I think I'm really going to kill him someday, he's annoying as heck ###