The politest BN
posted by Wilhelmina
2007-03-09 19:23:46
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I get trapped by a *grim woman*, and we both know how it will end.
****
cha mood berserk
Ok.
You smite a black snake's tail extremely hard and shatter it.

!# cS HP:Hurt Mana:Cold a black snake:Wounded>
*a grim Woman* utters the word 'yufzbarr'
*a grim Woman*'s fireball completely envelops you, causing infernal pain.
That really HURT!

!# cS HP:Bad Mana:Cold a black snake:Wounded>
A black snake lightly hits your left foot.

!# cS HP:Bad Mana:Cold a black snake:Wounded>
*a grim Woman* begins some strange incantations...
You smite a black snake's tail extremely hard and shatter it.
A black snake is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

!# cS HP:Bad Mana:Cold a black snake:Dying>
*a grim Woman* utters the words 'waouq wuggurz'
A magic missile sent by *a grim Woman* hits you, causing some pain.

!# cS HP:Bad Mana:Cold a black snake:Dying>
You swiftly dodge *a grim Woman*'s attempt to hit you.

!# cS HP:Bad Mana:Cold a black snake:Dying>
Goiv tells you 'I'm sorry!!! I'll find you in bree'

!# cS HP:Bad Mana:Cold a black snake:Dying>wav
You wave.

!# cS HP:Bad Mana:Cold a black snake:Dying>
You smite a black snake's body extremely hard and shatter it.
You receive your share of experience.
**Yawn** Boring kill, wasn't it?
You hear a black snake's death cry as it collapses.
A black snake is dead! R.I.P.

!# cS HP:Bad Mana:Cold>l
Under the Tower
The corpse of a black snake is lying here.
*a grim Woman* is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.

!# cS HP:Bad Mana:Cold>
*a grim Woman* giggles.

!# cS HP:Bad Mana:Cold>he

-- *a grim Woman* -- 'What to do with you'

!# cS HP:Bad Mana:Cold>cast 'heal'
Alas, not enough mana flows through you...

!# cS HP:Bad Mana:Cold>sigh
You sigh.

!# cS HP:Bad Mana:Cold>
*a grim Woman* thinks till it hurts.

!# cS HP:Bad Mana:Cold>
*a grim Woman* sits down and rests.

!# cS HP:Bad Mana:Cold>spank me
You smack yourself on the butt.

!# cS HP:Bad Mana:Cold>stagger

-- *a grim Woman* -- 'Oh baby:P'

!# cS HP:Bad Mana:Cold>
You stagger about the room clumsily.

!# cS HP:Bad Mana:Cold>
*a grim Woman* pats you on your head.

!# cS HP:Bad Mana:Cold>cringe
You cringe in terror.

!# cS HP:Bad Mana:Cold>
-- *a grim Woman* -- '
You know if I don't kill you, I probably get demoted..'

!# cS HP:Bad Mana:Warm>sulk
You hide in a corner and sulk.

!# cS HP:Bad Mana:Warm>nod
You nod solemnly.
-- *a grim Woman* -- 'But since its blocked, lets chat?'

!# cS HP:Bad Mana:Warm>up
thumbs up
You seem very happy today.

!# cS HP:Bad Mana:Warm>say ..WE both know how this will end

*a grim Woman* pats a comfortable spot next to her...
You feel bolder.

!# cS HP:Bad Mana:Warm>
Ok.

!# cS HP:Bad Mana:Warm>
Rune narrates 'anyone enchants?'

!# cS HP:Bad Mana:Warm>sit

*a grim Woman* rubs up against you and purrs softly.

!# cS HP:Bad Mana:Warm>
You sit down.

!# cS HP:Bad Mana:Warm>
-- *a grim Woman* -- 'If hobbit has any clue'

!# cS HP:Bad Mana:Warm>
-- *a grim Woman* -- 'he could kill me'

!# cS HP:Bad Mana:Warm>
*a grim Woman* giggles.

!# cS HP:Bad Mana:Warm>shake
You shake your head.

!# cS HP:Bad Mana:Warm>gig
You giggle.

!# cS HP:Bad Mana:Warm>say ..I'm done
Ok.

!# cS HP:Bad Mana:Warm>
-- *a grim Woman* -- 'Just a lil bit'

!# cS HP:Wounded Mana:Warm>
*a grim Woman* giggles.

!# cS HP:Wounded Mana:Warm>i
You are carrying:
a coach ticket
a dark coloured flask

!# cS HP:Wounded Mana:Warm>
-- *a grim Woman* -- 'But atleast you having fun!'

!# cS HP:Wounded Mana:Warm>up majn

-- *a grim Woman* -- 'More then I can say for most people here.'

!# cS HP:Wounded Mana:Warm>thumbs up majn
You don't see that person.

!# cS HP:Wounded Mana:Warm>
*a grim Woman* sniffs sadly.

!# cS HP:Wounded Mana:Warm>up man
thumbs up man
You give *a grim Woman* a big thumbs up.

!# cS HP:Wounded Mana:Warm>
*a grim Woman* cuddles you.

!# cS HP:Wounded Mana:Warm>say ..Pkilling is okay by me

-- *a grim Woman* -- 'Might I ask your name?'

!# cS HP:Wounded Mana:Warm>
Ok.

!# cS HP:Wounded Mana:Warm>
*a grim Woman* smiles viciously.

!# cS HP:Wounded Mana:Warm>say Ville
Ok.

!# cS HP:Wounded Mana:Warm>say .Fi
Ok.

!# cS HP:Wounded Mana:Warm>nod
You nod solemnly.

!# cS HP:Wounded Mana:Warm>stare
You stare at the sky.

!# cS HP:Wounded Mana:Warm>
*a grim Woman* whistles appreciatively.

!# cS HP:Wounded Mana:Warm>gig
You giggle.

!# cS HP:Wounded Mana:Warm>peer man
You peer closely at her, trying to figure her out.

!# cS HP:Wounded Mana:Hot>
-- *a grim Woman* -- 'What!'

!# cS HP:Wounded Mana:Hot>
*a grim Woman* gasps in astonishment.

!# cS HP:Wounded Mana:Hot>say who might you be?
Ok.

!# cS HP:Wounded Mana:Hot>
Râen narrates '*Leikzum the Zaugurz Orc*, wielding the Morgul blade, is standing here searching'

!# cS HP:Wounded Mana:Hot>
-- *a grim Woman* -- 'Alessia by name.'

!# cS HP:Wounded Mana:Hot>shake hands man

Aime narrates 'for something.'

!# cS HP:Wounded Mana:Hot>
-- *a grim Woman* -- 'Queen Bitch by reputation.'

!# cS HP:Wounded Mana:Hot>
You shake hands with her in greeting.

!# cS HP:Wounded Mana:Hot>
*a grim Woman* smiles at you with a vicious grin.

!# cS HP:Wounded Mana:Hot>gasp
You gasp in astonishment.

!# cS HP:Wounded Mana:Hot>
-- *a grim Woman* -- 'How courteous.'

!# cS HP:Wounded Mana:Hot>poin me
You point at yourself.

!# cS HP:Wounded Mana:Hot>
Zalasta narrates 'he is with durzum too :)'

!# cS HP:Wounded Mana:Hot>
*a grim Woman* giggles.

!# cS HP:Wounded Mana:Hot>up man

*a grim Woman* nuzzles you affectionately.

!# cS HP:Wounded Mana:Hot>
Arthurius narrates 'where is that?'

!# cS HP:Wounded Mana:Hot>thumbs up man
You give *a grim Woman* a big thumbs up.

!# cS HP:Wounded Mana:Hot>
*a grim Woman* chuckles politely.

!# cS HP:Wounded Mana:Hot>say 
Youre doing great job!

Zalasta narrates 'was wford. orc and troll were at moors.'

!# cS HP:Wounded Mana:Hot>
Ok.

!# cS HP:Wounded Mana:Hot>
-- *a grim Woman* -- 'Travel to Tharbad often?:P'

!# cS HP:Wounded Mana:Hot>shake

Râen narrates 'they going west.'

!# cS HP:Wounded Mana:Hot>
You shake your head.

!# cS HP:Wounded Mana:Hot>gig
You giggle.

!# cS HP:Wounded Mana:Hot>
Arthurius narrates 'k'

!# cS HP:Wounded Mana:Hot>
-- *a grim Woman* -- 'Dangerous place:P'

!# cS HP:Wounded Mana:Hot>say ..utterly lost here
Ok.

!# cS HP:Wounded Mana:Hot>laugh

*a grim Woman* chuckles politely.

!# cS HP:Wounded Mana:Hot>
You fall down laughing.

!# cS HP:Wounded Mana:Hot>agree mab
Who do you agree with?

!# cS HP:Wounded Mana:Hot>agree man
You agree with *a grim Woman*.

!# cS HP:Wounded Mana:Hot>
-- *a grim Woman* -- 'Well, I do apologize for the inconvieniance...'

!# cS HP:Wounded Mana:Hot>nod
You nod solemnly.

!# cS HP:Wounded Mana:Hot>wav
You wave.

!# cS HP:Wounded Mana:Hot>wig
Maybe you should get on your feet first?

!# cS HP:Wounded Mana:Hot>st
wig
You stand up.

!# cS HP:Wounded Mana:Hot>
-- *a grim Woman* -- 'But it is a War, And my master begs for blood.'

!# cS HP:Wounded Mana:Hot>
You wiggle your bottom.

!# cS HP:Wounded Mana:Hot>
*a grim Woman* stops resting, and clambers on her feet.

!# cS HP:Wounded Mana:Hot>
*a grim Woman* comforts you.

!# cS HP:Wounded Mana:Hot>agree
*a grim Woman* begins some strange incantations...
You agree.

!# cS HP:Wounded Mana:Hot>
*a grim Woman* utters the word 'yufzbarr'
*a grim Woman*'s fireball completely envelops you, causing infernal pain.
You are wracked with overwhelming PAIN!
You smite *a grim Woman*'s right hand and tickle it.

!# cS HP:Bad Mana:Hot *a grim Woman*:Fine>
*a grim Woman* begins some strange incantations...

!# cS HP:Bad Mana:Hot *a grim Woman*:Fine>
Râen narrates 'lb now'

!# cS HP:Bad Mana:Hot *a grim Woman*:Fine>wig
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

!# cS HP:Bad Mana:Hot *a grim Woman*:Fine>
*a grim Woman* utters the words 'diesilla barh'
*a grim Woman* sends a powerful lightning bolt at you, you stagger from the impact.
You are wracked with overwhelming PAIN!

!# cS HP:Awful Mana:Hot *a grim Woman*:Fine>
*a grim Woman* begins some strange incantations...

!# cS HP:Awful Mana:Hot *a grim Woman*:Fine>
You strongly smite *a grim Woman*'s right arm.

!# cS HP:Awful Mana:Hot *a grim Woman*:Fine>wav
You wave.

!# cS HP:Awful Mana:Hot *a grim Woman*:Fine>
*a grim Woman* giggles.

!# cS HP:Awful Mana:Hot *a grim Woman*:Fine>
*a grim Woman* shows her approval by clapping her hands together.

!# cS HP:Awful Mana:Hot *a grim Woman*:Fine>
*a grim Woman* begins some strange incantations...

!# cS HP:Awful Mana:Hot *a grim Woman*:Fine>
*a grim Woman* utters the words 'waouq wuggurz'
A magic missile sent by *a grim Woman* hits you, causing some pain.
You are wracked with overwhelming PAIN!
You smite *a grim Woman*'s left leg and tickle it.

!# cS HP:Awful Mana:Hot *a grim Woman*:Fine>bers
cha mood berserk
Ok.

!# cS HP:Awful Mana:Hot *a grim Woman*:Fine>
-- *a grim Woman* -- 'missile!'

!# cS HP:Awful Mana:Hot *a grim Woman*:Fine>
*a grim Woman* begins some strange incantations...

!# cS HP:Awful Mana:Hot *a grim Woman*:Fine>
You smite *a grim Woman*'s right arm hard.

!# cS HP:Awful Mana:Hot *a grim Woman*:Fine>
*a grim Woman* begins some strange incantations...

!# cS HP:Awful Mana:Hot *a grim Woman*:Fine>
*a grim Woman* utters the words 'waouq wuggurz'
A magic missile sent by *a grim Woman* hits you, causing some pain.
You are incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

o# cS HP:Awful Mana:Hot *a grim Woman*:Fine>

You are dead! Sorry...


o# cS HP:Awful Mana:Hot>
Zantar has entered the game.

!# cS HP:Awful Mana:Hot>history
On the first Afterlithe in the year of 2888 of the third age, you were killed under the Tower by a Man.
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Asara 2007-03-10 13:26:55
Haha, awesome.
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This is the only time p Bam could get a kill anyways, loud mouthed little man pleaser.
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What a pedophile.
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